Insufferable Red Sox fan and generally annoying know-it-all Bill Simmons referred to the Red Sox closer as John Papelbon in his most recent blog posting. Even Yankee fans who hate the Red Sox know that Papelbon’s first is Jonathan. The righty goes by Jon with nary an H in sight. As Yankee fans now know how to spell Mientkiewicz and Red Sox fans can’t even get the name Jon right, well, I leave the conclusions up to you.
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