Why the Mariners keep winning


They have rally fries. French Fries that supposedly bring good luck just might be more annoying than that damn monkey.

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  1. Emma says:

    But they taste much better with ketchup.

    That article also features the sentence “It was a harmonic convergence of a ballplayer and a Moose on an ATV.”

    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one…

  2. Jeremy says:

    I don’t think anything is more annoying than the monkey, unless you count those idiotic thundersticks.

  3. Jersey says:

    Fat lot of good it did them last night…

  4. steve (different one) says:

    seattle had the chance to really to really put the yankees in deep doo doo this weekend and failed. if the yankees can stay within 2 games over the next week, i like their chances.

  5. Mike A. says:

    That monkey needs to be shot.

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