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Posted by: Ben K. in Rants. Tagged: Red SoxWhile some Red Sox fans are less than thrilled with Shelley Duncan’s classless-but-hilarious autograph, the Fenway Faithful managed to out-class (or is that out-classless?) the Yankees. And the stadium security forces weren’t much better.
Yesterday, during the Seventh Inning, after Eric Hinske doubled, a Boston fan ran onto the field, stole Robinson Cano’s hat, tried to high-five Hinske and was finally, mercifully tackled in the outfield by security. In an age when we have to worry about fans attacking base coaches, how did this guy manage to get to second base, steal a hat off a player and find his way into the outfield before the obligatory security pile-on? That’s pretty terrible work by the Red Sox’s security forces.
But righteous outrage aside, Yankee fans can have some fun with this one. Below is the photo of the fan being tackled. Your job? Caption it. Leave your responses in the comments and we’ll do something with our favorite choices. Maybe we’ll all vote on it. The winner gets undying recognition and unconditional love.
In a surprising moment of clarity, an inebriated Townie argues that Damon was, indeeed, safe at first.
its a shame that the red sox arent as bad as their security
its a shame security intercepted the yankee fan cause he was after farnsworth and igawa
Now playing…ing…ing. In Left Field…field…field. Dipstick Douchebag…Douchebag.
“I’m flying Jack!”
I just got the joke. Hah.
1997 called to remind you of its movies.
I strongly believe in refernce humor…and full disclosure…I hated Titanic
“Oh no, grass stains on my new khakis! Mom’s gonna kill me!!”
It’s Tyler Clippard!
Even being tackled, Sully was still less of a defensive liability than Manny…
How dare Shelley Duncan sign my little brother’s autograph “Red Sox Suck”!
Just one more unfunny moment in the career of Dane Cook.
Niiiiiiice.
best one by far
You Cano do this and get away with it!
The Return of Ed Grimley — Thinking that “Joba Chamberlain seems like a fairly decent man, ya know, much like Pat Sajack” Ed Grimley became mental and burst on the playing field during the Yanks win in Fenway.
“i told you i’m not giving you these white jeans”
“come on man, those are wicked! let me have them”
Matt DeSalvo’s love partner delivers intense message just short of bullpen
Jacoby Ellsbury attempts to do anything Johnny Damon can do: even if it means wearing Yankee gear in left field.
That was pretty good!
Borat in distress after Eric Hinske of the Toronto Jay Sox refuses hi-five advances.
Carmen Angelini unlikely to assume Derek Jeter’s crown after mistakenly taking Cano’s.
Cano you di’int
And now introducing the most talked about yankee in history…………………………………….. HARLAN CHAMBERLAIN!
Isn’t that Joba’s dad? Lol, WOW…..
Personally he looks like Jimmy Fallon
Safe!!!
“Ruben Rivera’s accomplice gets nabbed at last!”
That was awesome deff should be put up
Here’s a few
“And so Red Sox Nation gets its revenge by stealing a Yankee hat.”
“Just because you’re being tackled doesn’t mean you shouldn’t look sharp.”
“Dammit! The Red Sox DO NOT SUCK!”
“Fever Pitch 2: Fallon’s Revenge” or “Fever Pitch 2: Fallon Hat Fiasco”
Grease Lightning, go Grease Lightning!!
Keanu Reeves…whoa.
It’s just Sully being Sully!
“Dude, the E is totally kicking in! Lift me up so I can fly!!”
Tired of the futility of his efforts, Theo Epstein makes a dash to join the “Evil Empire”, before John Henry tackled him and hauled him back.
I don’t have no friggin laptops!
Effing brilliant!
i think we got a winner over here
“I’m sure I’m faster than Dave Roberts…”
I’ve got a delivery for a Mr. 38pitches? His standing homegame order, a dozen maple-cheddar breakfast sandwiches? Hey wait, what are you doing?
“Sorry buddy, but the punishment for wearing a Yankees cap at Fenway is… ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!”
Isiah, I swear! I did NOT call her a bitch!
http://www.nowwhat.com
And the race to find Manny’s green monster piss-bucket ended violently…
Now this whole routine is a little overdone, but someone’s gotta do the old gag…
“Front-row seats at Historic Fenway Park: $330
21 Sam Adams Boston Lagers for you and your frat brothers: $140
Getting to show the whole world how Wicked awesome you are?
Priceless.
Red Sox Nation–making asses of themselves, everywhere.”
You forgot:
JD Drew: worthless
YIIIIIIIICH… NOT THE ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!
“Theo Epstein and Brian Cashman in the first annual Yanks / Sox Dance Marathon Atomic Wedgie Twist Contest”
“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb” - Spaceballs.
Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! Toto! It’s a twister! It’s a twister!
Bitch set me up!
This is how the Red Sox collapse of ‘07 went on to become “The Curse of the Asshole”
A deranged Willie Bloomquist, unsatisfied with his miscalled stolen base earlier in the season, decides to fan the flames and steal Yankees’ Second Baseman, Robinson Cano’s hat after running onto the field in Fenway Park Sunday night. Bloomquist is seen here gesturing to Cano that he was indeed, safe.
Moments later, Flynnie has second thoughts about his impromptu campaign event to become president of Red Sox Nation.
In a botched terrorist plot, unidentified Boston fan curses “f–kin Yankees” when he realizes his trigger was swapped with Jonathon Papelbon’s cell phone.
Kei Igawa: “In the country of my country, this is how we rolled.”
New Era’s 2007 ad campaign: “Some people will do anything to get their hands on the new 59Fifty Authentic MLB caps with moisture management technology!!!”
“All my records they don’t get played,
‘cuz all my records they don’t get made,
when you rap like me you don’t get paid,
and when you roll like me you don’t get laid,”
reports defeated Bostonian.
i its a shame that security intercepted the yankee fan cause he was after farnsworth and igawa
“Red Sox fan claims Yankees reporter Kim Jones offered him $50 and oral relief for the hat”
hahah i wouldnt doubt it
“Boyfriend of Red Sox 1B Kevin Youkallis seeks revenge after lover gets beatdown by Yankee pitchers Joba Chamberlain and Chen Ming Wang”
The fashion police in effect, no white pants after labor day!
…giving new meaning to the term ‘Soxaholix’?
I guess this is why Uncle Jason told me to always wear a facemask since you never know when you might be facing a beating.
“Please don’t pants me…I’m swear I’m a Red Sox fan!”
Must…escape…Red…Sawx…Nation….
Having sworn off stealing laptops, but seeking the thrill of thievery, Boston’s Clay Buchholz swipes the next best thing.
Ever in hot pursuit of Lane Meyer, boy, now grown, goes to desperate measures to extract his two friggin’ dollars.
Young man wins dare: delay game so J-Pap can get in some extra warmup pitches.
Boston fan from the future attempts to alter history: Yankees to win division, Boston succumbs to Cleveland in the ALDS, describes next 47 years as “very bitter” in Massachusetts.
Security guy: Oh, Jesus Christ, is that a fucking ladies thong?
Sox fan: Tee hee, that tickles!
Green tea enema for that Yankee fan
“Nooo! I finally have a winner’s hat!”
Tink, I finally made it Neverland!
Two loving Sox fans demonstrate what they think “Bowling over the ‘catcher’” means to them.
I got your cell phone! I got your cell phone!
I’m already pulled over! I can’t pull over any farther!
OK, last one. The DVD set is totally sweet:
ARRGGG, this hat is so tiiiiggghhhhtt!