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Roger Clemens officially earned his $20 million with last Sunday’s outing against the Red Sox, America’s Finest News Source reported yesterday.

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  1. Count Zero says:
    September 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    LOL – The Onion rulez.

    “Clemens noted that since he is focused on winning and is not really concerned about the money, he generously threw in four extra strikeouts for free.”

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  2. mg says:
    September 21, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    I wanna get $10,000 a pitch to throw a baseball.

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