Jacoby Ellsbury, a hero among Americans


With his stolen base in the bottom of the 4th, Jacoby Ellsbury just delivered free tacos from Taco Bell to every single American. On October 30 from 2 to 5 p.m., head to your nearest Taco Bell for a free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco. Personally, I never realized beef was supposed to be crunchy.

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  • dan

    you obviously aren’t aware of what taco bell’s scientists are capable of

  • A. Phil

    Ben, are you being serious or am I just gullable?

  • zack

    Of course, I didn’t realize that Taco Bell actually uses real beef…

    God awful showing by the Rockies today, nobody but themselves to blame…

    • SG

      judging by your timestamp, zack, i think you and i are digusted at the same play: holliday getting picked off is just ridiculous.

      if they were ever going to steal 1 in fenway, it was tonight.