Comments on: Johnny Damon would like to take his pants off http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/ A New York Yankees Blog Sun, 27 May 2012 05:11:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Brian http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36407 Brian Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:54:33 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36407 Due to this locker-cleaning conversation, I have just uncovered the real reason Andy Pettitte is thinking of retiring AP: Johnny, are those boyshorts? JD: Boyshorts, manshorts, whatever! AP: Um, yeah, my wife wears those. JD: Dude, now THAT'S SEXY. Does she just take them out of your drawer, or does she buy them herself? AP: She definitely buys them herself. For herself. Alright....later, Johnny. JD: See you next year, dude. I can't wait to "man up" with you and your rich option. I see a lot of boyshorts in your future. AP: Right. For my wife, maybe. JD: (grins) See you soon, Raggedy. AP: (turning) Um, Joe? Anybody seen Joe? Due to this locker-cleaning conversation, I have just uncovered the real reason Andy Pettitte is thinking of retiring

AP: Johnny, are those boyshorts?
JD: Boyshorts, manshorts, whatever!
AP: Um, yeah, my wife wears those.
JD: Dude, now THAT’S SEXY. Does she just take them out of your drawer, or does she buy them herself?
AP: She definitely buys them herself. For herself. Alright….later, Johnny.
JD: See you next year, dude. I can’t wait to “man up” with you and your rich option. I see a lot of boyshorts in your future.
AP: Right. For my wife, maybe.
JD: (grins) See you soon, Raggedy.
AP: (turning) Um, Joe? Anybody seen Joe?

]]> By: zzzzz http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36160 zzzzz Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:02:53 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36160 such a character. the yanks are so much better when he is healthy. such a character. the yanks are so much better when he is healthy.

]]> By: Dan http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36151 Dan Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:54:04 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36151 At the Somerville Theatre in Boston. It was really funny, especially since most of it was definitely improv. I saw Showalter in the lobby and shook his hand, but didn't remember until later that he's a big Yankee fan and could/should have talked to him about that. Oh well. At the Somerville Theatre in Boston. It was really funny, especially since most of it was definitely improv. I saw Showalter in the lobby and shook his hand, but didn’t remember until later that he’s a big Yankee fan and could/should have talked to him about that. Oh well.

]]> By: Kevin23 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36084 Kevin23 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:04:12 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36084 Thank God someone else remembers The State. It not my own private shame anymore. Thank God someone else remembers The State. It not my own private shame anymore.

]]> By: Brian http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36065 Brian Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:50:29 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36065 Oh you, Johnny Damon.....wait, what? Putting on your shorts in front of the other guys? Oh. Oh you, Johnny Damon…..wait, what? Putting on your shorts in front of the other guys? Oh.

]]> By: Mike R. http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36053 Mike R. Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:29:12 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36053 Awesome! Where? Awesome! Where?

]]> By: Dan http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36036 Dan Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:54:28 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36036 I'm actually seeing Showalter and Ian Black perform tonight. I'm excited. I’m actually seeing Showalter and Ian Black perform tonight. I’m excited.

]]> By: Joseph P. http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36029 Joseph P. Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:32:14 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36029 What's that? Baba ganoush! What’s that?

Baba ganoush!

]]> By: Count Zero http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36021 Count Zero Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:18:50 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36021 There was a guy like that on my HS football team. He would do things like run around the locker room with a jock strap on his head... Somehow, I'm not really surprised to find out that Damon is just like that guy. There was a guy like that on my HS football team. He would do things like run around the locker room with a jock strap on his head…

Somehow, I’m not really surprised to find out that Damon is just like that guy.

]]> By: Mike R. http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off-1725/#comment-36019 Mike R. Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:10:51 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/2007/11/29/johnny-damon-would-like-to-take-his-pants-off/#comment-36019 I wanna dip my balls in it! I wanna dip my balls in it!

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