Dec
28

Predicting the Future

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PeteAbe has a humorous little post up predicting how the Yanks’ 2008 season will play out. My favorite part “Nov. 15: Hughes named Cy Young winner. ‘I owe it all to the faith an insomniac blogger had in me,’ he says.” Phil, you have no idea…

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  1. Jamal G says:

    April 9: Igawa allows 12 runs in 1.1 innings against Kansas City. “What the hell were we thinking signing him?” Hideki Matsui says in first English comments to the media. Igawa is demoted to the Domincan Summer League, which doesn’t start play until June. “Best thing for him,” Hank Steinbrenner says during his daily press briefing.

    Nov 3: Parade through the Canyon of Heroes marred when confetti gets lodged in windpipe of Carl Pavano. “Hard to believe nobody in the crowd of five million knew the Heimlich Maneuver,” Derek Jeter says. “You never want to see a teammate choke to death like that.”

    LoL

  2. Spike says:

    That’s hilarious! And quite believable, might I add. Here’s my addition:

    Aug 19: Big Poppy Ortiz devolves back to ape status and gallops off to the Amazon Jungle. Red Sox sign Jose Canseco to be their DH.

  3. Realist says:

    Hehe , very funny!

    How’s about?………….Febuary 17: The Rocket’s dream team of investigators finds that Mitchell suppressed evidence indiciting Manny , Big Papi and others on his favorite team!

    Not out of the realm of possibility mind you………..Mitchell WAS a politician ;-)!

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