The Alex Rodriguez Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

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Alex Rodriguez isn’t shy about his association with the Southwest Miami Boys & Girls Club — he has a field there named after him. And now he’ll have the $1.5 million Alex Rodriguez Education Center, which projects to open in April. “It will include a state-of-the-art computer laboratory, an area for Internet use, classrooms for homework study and a huge teen center, where the older kids can meet.” A-Rod himself kicked in a third of the overall costs.

Say what you will about his character and his intentions, but nothing bad can be strewn from this. Helping underprivileged kids is one of the most noble things someone can do, no matter if their intention is to enhance their image, or if it’s true altruism.

Did someone mention Santana?
NCAA heading down the great path to censorship
  • Ben K.

    Zoolander. Funny movie.

  • Marsha

    Love the Zoolander reference too. That movie is hella funny.

  • Mike R.

    I hope the center is at least three times the size.

    • Joseph P.

      What is this? A center for ants? How are kids supposed to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?

  • Mike

    See what hiring a good PR firm gets you. Results in 1 day.

  • Kevin23

    I invented the Piano-Key Neck-tie. I invented it! What have you done?

    What a great thread.

    Uhhh….Go Kids!?

  • dan

    The newly furnished walls of the interior will be blue steel.

  • steve (different one)

    what a jerk this guy is.

  • Chip

    I just hope this Zoolander reference stuff starts before we get to the underwear ads :D

  • Chip

    And by starts I obviously mean stops (note to self, read posts before clicking save)