Our long national nightmare is over

A few months late
Hey, Coney, why don't you have a job?

After a five-day wait, the United States Congress has found Chuck Knoblauch. In fact, Congress has withdrawn their subpoena because Chuck said he’ll voluntarily speak the nation’s elected representatives. Phew.

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A few months late
Hey, Coney, why don't you have a job?
  • Tripp

    Where’d they find him? In a hole in the middle of a desert sporting a full beard and ragged clothes?