The Onion nails this whole steroid bit



“This is a textbook case of slander: If steroids had not injected themselves—maliciously and with premeditation—into Mr. Clemens’ bloodstream on multiple occasions, people would not be accusing my client of taking steroids,” Clemens’ lawyer Rusty Hardin said in a statement released Tuesday.

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  • Barry

    Anyway, G-MEN

  • steve (different one)

    this is not nearly as funny as TO crying.

    • dan

      He wasn’t sad, he got a popcorn kernel in his eye.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    TO crying was hilarious, “That’s MY TEAMMATE!” Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.