Jan
13
The Onion nails this whole steroid bit
By“This is a textbook case of slander: If steroids had not injected themselves—maliciously and with premeditation—into Mr. Clemens’ bloodstream on multiple occasions, people would not be accusing my client of taking steroids,” Clemens’ lawyer Rusty Hardin said in a statement released Tuesday.
Anyway, G-MEN
this is not nearly as funny as TO crying.
He wasn’t sad, he got a popcorn kernel in his eye.
TO crying was hilarious, “That’s MY TEAMMATE!” Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.