Dodgers lead 5-0 in the 7th inning, who do you think Torre brings in?


You get one guess.

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  1. mid says:


  2. pete says:

    i always thought he was good, but vizcaino, bruney, et al are not the same as proctor.

  3. Joey says:

    If it isn’t Proctor or Rivera my world would fall apart, and Rivera’s on the Yanks, so that narrows it down!

  4. zack says:

    Neither on the Yanks anymore and it STILL infuriates me!

  5. Ivan says:

    that’s his guy

  6. Jeremy says:

    The sad part is that the score could have been 10-0.

  7. Andrew says:

    Looks like I’ll have a lot of appearances to write about this season.

  8. Travis G. says:

    and he uses Saito with a 5-0 lead.

  9. Dustin says:


  10. mustang says:

    Proctor must be saying “God hates me” LOL

  11. Jake T says:

    Farnsy was pissed Torre didn’t bring him in.

  12. dan says:

    Mike Procturtze

  13. Bruno says:

    I’m surprised Proctor didn’t retire or demand a trade when they hired Torre. Seriously.

  14. Rich says:

    Have you forgotten that Torre has four rings? He can do no wrong.

  15. eric says:


  16. Sam says:

    I heard that Proctor will be used for innings 4-7 in all Dodgers games this season, regardless of score. “The Proctor Rules” will be created by the GM as a response to help keep Proctor’s arm from falling off.

    Tanyon Sturtze is still looking for his arm; no word on its location.

  17. Kevin says:

    Holy shit that was funny.

    The pride of Martin County High School wont be able to make it thru a handshake by the all star break.

  18. Sam says:

    It suddenly becomes clear: Torre didn’t turn down the Yank’s offer last year because of any strife he may have had with the front office or indignation about an incentive lain contract, he simply needed to focus on his new career ambition, to ruin Scott Proctor’s right arm. What Proctor’s arm did to Torre I’ll never know. What is certain, however, is that there was a sad man in LA the day Torre was signed.

  19. Count Zero says:

    LOL – read the headline on my blackberry after getting out of a business dinner tonight and started laughing! Met Darryl Strawberry at a cocktail party beforehand – pic and autographed MLB ball. Nice!

  20. He tried to light his contract on fire on the infield but he ignited Juan Pierre’s by mistake. While the Dodgers ownership was delighted by this mishap, Torre was furious because he couldn’t play his overrated veteran, hence why Proctor came out today in a meaningless appearance. At least Torre used him against a lineup that couldn’t hit MY fastball, let alone Proctor’s.

  21. Stephen says:

    Paul Quantrill?

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