Apr
15
End the season now
By Benjamin KabakKyle Farnsworth just threw a 1-2-3 8th inning in a two-run game. I know the Pope is in America; I wasn’t expecting the End of Days at the same time.
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It’s gonna get creepy if Kyle and LaTroy are our set-up man.
LaKyle Hawkinsworth … scary.
the 03 Cubs can attest to that
Lmao, was a whole thread really necessary?
BTW, am I the only Farnsworth fan left in Yankeeland?
Yes.
Yes.
Yep.
I still have a soft spot for the Professor, largely because I want to see a bench clearing brawl in which he is involved. Even with his mask on, I don’t think Varitek would challenge him.
Absolutely
Just to add to the choir, yup.
and you can add Pete Abe to the list too: “I’m in stunned disbelief as Farnsworth retired the side in order.”
yes.
Time to get out the tin foil hats and pots and pans for protection. It’s either aliens or the apocalypse. I’m guessing aliens. Good thing I have this impenetrable bunker under my house. Anybody have the men in black’s #? We must alert them
Anyone else notice LaTroy has has an LONG ass neck?
I don’t know what we’d do without your astute, intellectual observations man… lol
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yes you are.
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