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Draft Q&A with Brian Foley of The College Baseball Blog

Just wanted to mention that I was on Drunk Jays Fans’ most recent podast, filling in the “Blogger’s Spotlight” segment. The segment starts at about the 30 minute mark, so listen in as I try to get a work in edgewise with those three drunken hosers, covering topics such as: how we came up with name River Ave. Blues, whether or not the Yanks have another comeback in them, and my general hatred towards fans with a sense of entitlement.

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Draft Q&A with Brian Foley of The College Baseball Blog
  • http://www.workwithpete.com Pete

    If I were a Jays fan, I’d be drinking heavily all the time too.

  • tommiesmithjohncarlos

    I don’t have patience to listen to a podcast from Blue Jays fans, whether drunk nor sober, even if RAB is represented. So, in the interest of time and sanity, allow me to recap the podcast in written form.

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    Mike from RAB: So, basically, we’re all really excited to see how Joba does. We realize that the other kids have scuffled a bit—

    Chairman Mao from DJF: COO-ROO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COOOOOO! COO-ROO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COOOOOO!

    Dustin Parkes from DJF (slightly inaudible with a mouth full of maple syrup): Yeah, we heard all aboot yer stupid Big Three with yer Jooba and yer Huooooghes and yer Kannedy, and all I gotta say aboot that is TAKE OFF, EH!

    Mike: Umm, okay, well, like I was saying—

    Chairman Mao from DJF: COO-ROO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COOOOOO! COO-ROO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COO-COOOOOO!

    [Chairman Mao crushes a can of Molson’s against his head]

    Mike: … yeah. Dude, I gotta say, this is not exactly what I was expecting when I agreed to do this. And should those two guys be doing that right now, or ever, for that matter?

    [Bergkamp and Stoten from DJF and Prime Minister Brian Mulroney stop having sex with their moose and look up at Mike, menacingly]

    Bergkamp: TAKE OFF, EH!

    Stolten: YEAH, YOU HOSER!

    PM Mulroney: Oh, that’s good moose…

    Mike: I’m getting out of here.

    [Mike leaves as the crew pelt him with cans of Molson’s, bottles of Canadian Club, Celine Dion CD’s, and jars of maple syrup.]

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    Busted Tees

    • tim

      I hope you gave yourself a big pat on the back after writing this.

  • Cam

    Good interview Mike, although I have to say I was hoping the story of the RAB name would be a little bit more thrilling. But I guess that’s what happens sometimes. Sitting around, kickin’ ideas around and something sticks. It’s what got me reading this thing in the first place so you all did well. Other than that, it’s fun to see that the Jays fans can make jokes on themselves. Now, if some other teams fans could do that, they might be a little bit more tolerable.

  • Joey

    Mike, I’m trying to listen to ya but all those ah-boots are killing me. And the Joe-bah pronunciation. But nice job, I kinda wish they would have asked you more about our minors guys and the draft

    • dan

      Oh my god, if I hear ah-boot one more time I think I’m gonna shoot someone

      • tommiesmithjohncarlos

        you mean you think you’re going to “shout” someone.

        • dan

          good point, I know what yer tahkin aboot

  • dan

    When Joba strikes out 12 through the first four innings, they’re gonna have to take him out b/c of the pitch count. Dominance, and you lose the bet.

  • Hideki Irabu

    CA-OOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP!!!!!!