Jul
02
“Lower body injury” doesn’t sound so bad now, does it?
ByFrom the D-Backs’ official site: “[Catcher Chris] Snyder was hit by a foul ball off the bat of Milwaukee outfielder Corey Hart in the fourth inning. Snyder was diagnosed with a left testicular fracture and will have surgery on Wednesday.” And you thought what happened to Jose Molina the other day was bad.
how do you fracture a testicle? that’s like breaking your hamstring
i’m not sure i know what it means either, but i can’t read ‘left testicular fracture’ without wincing.
Like you…I think I am content to NOT know the details on that. Every conceivable explanation carries a haunting mental picture.
I…would…prefer…to never speak of this subject again.
It’s been a bad year for sensitive parts. Felix Pie had twisted testicles. Kaz Matsui had anal fissures. Ouch.
Curt Schilling almost went on the 15 day with a stick in his ass.
In a related story, Joba Chamberlain once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Joba won by five.
Lame, that’s a Chuck Norris joke.
You know they called that Jose Molina play a wild pitch?
Not even the doctor wants to talk about it…
http://www.disabledlistinformer.com/?p=581
I read the story quickly, and thought the lead in said “Call them the Arizona Brokebacks”….which conjures up a whole different image.
I just hope no one busts his balls about this injury. That would be a real low blow.
gives new meaning to “bust a nut.”
sorry, i had to.
I almost fainted reading this.
“Fractured left testicle operation.” What do they do during the operation? Get out the crazy glue?