Sep
21

Game 156 Spillover Thread

By Mike Axisa

The comments in the earlier thread are adding up, so use this one for discussion about tonight’s game.

Posted on Sunday, September 21st, 2008 at 9:14 pm in Asides, Game Threads.

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462 Comments

Joey says:

LOL at Yogi’s commentary when Mora got the hit: “Oh sh—-”

Joey says:

nevermind, it was Whitey

 
 
A.D. says:

Whitey was about to say “oh shit” and realized he was on a live mike

 
Chip says:

Better get those guys out before they start swearing, they’ve just caught themselves a few times, I love it

Mike A. says:

They’re too old to give a shit. I bet the producers edited it out on the delay.

Yup. I bet Yogi was trying to holla at Elston Howard’s daughter and shit.

You get a certain age, you’re bulletproof.

Mike A. says:

Hey baby, you know what a Yogasm is? I can do great things with applesauce.

 
Joey says:

lol, like in the movie “Waiting”

 
 
 
 
UWS says:

Stupid ESPN guys keep interrupting them.

Also, I strongly dislike Brian Roberts.

 
Mac says:

What was that whole shot with O’Neill? Was he just walking through the crowd…?

 
Ivan says:

It’s sure is great to listen baseball with Yogi and Ford.

 

Miller: “He had a no-hitter, and all of a sudden, he lost it… on the one hit he gave up!”

HAHAHAHAH… you mush for brains.

 
UNION YES. says:

Why do you dislike Brian Roberts?

 
 
Austin says:

This is really going to suck if they lose tonight

Mike A. says:

Nah, everyone will forget the result of the game in a month anyway. They’re remember Bernie and Yogi and all the bells and whistles.

UWS says:

It really was an awesome ceremony.

That was a great quote from Yogi: “I won’t miss this place because it’s a part of me.”

Mike A. says:
 
 
 
 
Ivan says:

I wouldn’t be surprise if A-Rod is hitting on Howard’s daughter. You know how A-Rod like those MILF’s.

She’s not old and wrinkly enough.

steve (different one) says:

nah, he’s more into the female bodybuilder look, not old chicks. madonna just happens to be a little of both.

Madonna’s not old-looking to you?

She looks like a shar-pei.

 
 
 
 
Mike A. says:

Wow, the trolls really got to LoHud.

 
steve (different one) says:

that place is awful

Mike A. says:

It’s even worse than usual tonight.

Mac says:

Yeah, I was laughing my ass off about that a minute ago. It’s kind of hilariously bad this evening.

 
 
 
Chip says:

Nothing is sacred anymore

 
Austin says:

I was on there earlier and saw them as well, I just don’t understand those idiots.

 
 
dan says:

To add to my RA saga…. a different RA came in to watch a movie on the only TV in the dorm with cable. We got into a shouting match when she unplugged the cable and I put them back in. This was before I knew she was an RA. Now I’m in a different dorm watching.

A.D. says:

fucking RAs on a power trip

 
Steve H says:

Do you have running water there?

dan says:

yes, why do you ask?

 
 
Joey says:

lol, seriously, smack that bitch

dan says:

its not even the same RA! theyre all fucked up

Joey says:

huh, my RAs are all cool, leave me the hell alone. But we have TVs in all our rooms, in the living room, huge LCDs in the lobby. I guess I’m lucky

UNION YES. says:

Damn. Where the hell do you go? At Plattsburgh we had the world’s first zenith.

Joey says:

U of Central Florida, in Orlando

 
 
 
 
 
 
UNION YES. says:

Has anyone ever noticed that Moose Skowron in his hayday looks like John C. Reilly?

 
Ivan says:

It would be some funny shit if Jose Molina hits the last Homerun in Yankee stadium.

UNION YES. says:

Yeah, It’d be better if it was Gardner.

 
 

Molina with a hit… By Mariano, we will not lose tonight.

 
Manimal says:

Roberts is so friendly with all the yankees, why can’t we just trade for him. Or even make a 3 way send cano somewhere and Robets in return

 
Mike A. says:

JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY DAMON!!!

Joey says:
 
 
Manimal says:

Damon. A true player. Why? Hes an ex redsox.

 
Ivan says:
 
Joe B. says:
 
 
Chip says:

Johnny wants to be the last one baby

 
steve (different one) says:

damon has always come up big in this stadium.

unfortunately, sometimes he wasn’t a yankee

 

A JAY-BOMB! FOR JAY-DAM!

Manimal says:

Ehh, A for effort.

 
 
A.D. says:

New candidate for last HR at the stadium

 
Steve H says:

That’s the only way Matsui and Molina were going to round the bases

 
Manimal says:
UNION YES. says:

Reference to Markakis?

Manimal says:
 
steve (different one) says:

don’t even acknowledge it

 
 
 
Joey says:

A for effort Cap’n

 
steve (different one) says:

a great yankee stadium HR.

fitting

 
A.D. says:

If Abreu made the play Markakis just did, I might have a heart attack

 
 
Will (the other one) says:

The House that Damon Closed?

 
Ivan says:

Damon is a lucky guy, to hit two famous hr’s for both the sox and yanks in yankee stadium.

UWS says:

Two? I only recall tonight’s.

Mike A. says:
UWS says:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. 2004 playoffs were canceled after ALCS game 3.

 
 
Manimal says:

I hope your joking.

Maybe he repressed the memory, like a shell-shocked Vietnam Vet or something.

 
 
 
 
Steve H says:

Starting to get some good rips on this guy

 
steve (different one) says:

i’ll tell you what would suck: if Millar hits the last HR.

 
UWS says:

Waters wants nothing to do with ARod.

 
Ivan says:

What the O’s got paid off not to allow A-Rod to swing the bat to hit the last Homer.

 

Can’t wait for ARod to have 4 walks and no official AB’s, so he can be booed for not hitting the ball…

 
Will (the other one) says:

“No, no, he’s talking about ‘Chairman of the Board,” that’s me!”

Priceless.

 
Mike A. says:

Huh, the first and last HR at the Stadium might be hit by ex-Sox.

Manimal says:

My dad just brought that up as well.

 
Ivan says:

No matte what, the sox are join to the hip.

 
Steve H says:

So was the first….

 
 
Ivan says:

That 56 Game hitting streak as days go by looks quite unbreakable.

Mike A. says:

Word. That’s a getting a hit in every game for 2 months.

 
 
Joey says:

Mike, promise me you’ll never allow this blog to become like lohud!

Mike A. says:

Never. Trolls don’t stand a chance here.

Chip says:

Wow, that is insanely bad over there tonight, reasons I’m staying right here

 
 
 
Mike Pop says:

Yogi and Whitey were hilarious man

Joey says:

they were great, hopefully whoever goes to the box next is just as entertaining (doubt it)

 
 

Hey, Frank Robinson, the forgotten superstar.

Nobody brings his name up in conversations about the all-time greats, and he was nasty.

Ivan says:

Neither Stan Musial.

 
Mike A. says:

Harmon Killebrew too.

 
 
 
Mike A. says:

I wonder who’s going to pull the lever. They said it would be a special surprise guest.

steve (different one) says:

i’ll guess Big Stein

 
Will (the other one) says:

Could we possibly be lucky enough to have it be George?

 
UWS says:

My money is on the Boss as well.

Fucking Payton. And Millar.

 
Thomas says:

It’d be awesome if it was Bob Shepard

 

I don’t care about the lever. I want to see Kate Smith sing God Bless America.

Live and in person.

Will (the other one) says:

Dude, if there’s any time and place it could happen…

 
Mike A. says:

They may need to get her a chair, though.

And hook her up to a car battery.

 
Will (the other one) says:

Mmm, I don’t know…she was a pretty, er, well-built woman…

 
 
 
Joey says:

Probably Rudy Guiliani, hopefully George

Ugh. Fuck Rudy Guliani.

I’m suprised he didn’t pull the lever on 9/11.

 
 
 
steve (different one) says:

i really hope Millar leaves the division next year

 
steve (different one) says:

WTF? second time that’s happened

 
Mike Pop says:

Yogi is a funny dude. I loved when they were talking bout chairman of the board and yogi went on for a minute and than they were like we were talking to whitey lol me and my dad were cracking up.. and when rizzuto said jackie robinson was safe but he wasnt even in the game

Will (the other one) says:

The best part is that as it turns out, Rizzuto was in the game when Jackie stole home, so the fact that he edited himself out makes the story even better, I’d say.

 
 
steve (different one) says:

how nuts is it that the O’s might have 3 guys with 50 doubles?

even the worst team in the AL East would compete in the NL

dan says:

They’d probably be the wild card right now. Just a guess.

Screw the wildcard.

The Orioles would probably be winning the NL East.

 
 
Mike A. says:

There’s 4 players in the bigs that have 47 or more doubles, 3 play for the O’s.

 
 
Ivan says:

That’s a lucky hit.

 
Mike Pop says:

Pettite is killing me

steve (different one) says:

he had some shitty luck that inning.

dribbler in front of the plate, and he jammed roberts

 
 
UWS says:

Awww fuck. This game is beginning to seriously annoy me.

 
Pedro says:

We could really use a good pitcher.

Mike A. says:

No way, they belong in the 8th inning.

Pedro says:

It would have been really cool if Joba could’ve started this game.

 
Thomas says:

Yeah I bet the Braves win all those years in the 90s if they stick Maddux and Glavine in the pen.

They would have won 6 or 7 titles, easy.

Your best pitchers belong in the 8th and 9th innings. It’s a baseball fact.

 
 
 
 
Kelvz says:

I’m guessing, Arod with the game winning rbi.

 
Ivan says:

Iight I got a question, who is the greatest Homegrown Yankee ever?

Mike A. says:

Gotta be Gehrig, right?

Joey says:
 
 
Ivan says:

I would say Joe D.

 
 

Gerald “Ice” Williams.

steve (different one) says:
 
 
 
Chip says:

What a magic night, Cano just walked!

Pedro says:

And Molina with the HR. Crazy, crazy night.

 
 
steve (different one) says:
Joey says:

Robbie took batting practice?

 
 
Mike Pop says:

imagine if red sox got swept in their next series and we swept toronto.. god only in my dreams

Chip says:

So they can celebrate with a win against us?

Mike Pop says:

ya thats what i want to see

 
 
 
Ivan says:
 
Sam P. says:

Just getting to the site now … been watching on ESPN. What a great ceremony tonight. Hearing the chants for O’Neill and Bernie made me feel like it was 1996 all over again.

 
Mike A. says:

Hava muthafuckin Molina!!!

Sam P. says:

Wow. Can’t believe it! Just enough to get onto the netting …

 
 
Chip says:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLINA GOES DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!!!

 
Will (the other one) says:

Are you KIDDING me?

 
 
Ivan says:
 
Mike Pop says:
 
steve (different one) says:

get the f*ck out of here!

please let that be the last HR ever.

that would be too funny.

 

There is no God but Mariano, and Molina is his messenger.

 
A.D. says:

Molina, HR, unexpected

 
Jake H says:

No way Molina has the final hr.

 
UWS says:

Now THERE’S an unlikely candidate for the last HR at the Stadium.

Hava Molina, indeed!

 
dan says:
Mike A. says:

That’s only half as good as the time Manny predicted the exact time – down to the minute – that the ASG would end.

 
dan says:

Wow, I didn’t remember that. Pretty impressive.

 
 
 
Kelvz says:

Ivan you are right! HAVA Molina!!!! haha…

 
Manimal says:

Hot chocolate really hits the spot when you have a soar throat

 
steve (different one) says:

if Jeter has an 0-fer tonight, his entire career would be invalidated

 

So Jeter asked Sheppard to add “Now Batting” to his intro call, and then had Sheppard record the call so it can be played into perpetuity…

Derek Jeter knows branding.

In a related story, have you visited his website, jetersfordchallenge.com? It’s full of cool outtakes, bloopers, and behind the scenes footage of all his commercials. You should check it out.

Thomas says:

I hear he got his Edge in blazing copper.

Mike A. says:

With a cool panoramic vista sunroof.

UWS says:

And voice-activated something-or-other.

 

And a SYNC voice activated bluetooth system.

 
 
 
 
Manimal says:

Theres definately ghosts. Babe probably picked the fattest guy in the line up to hit a hr.

UWS says:

Ponson is going to bat?

Chip says:

Britton with the PH homerun in the bottom of the 15th at 12:04AM

 
 
Thomas says:

When’s Ponson going to hit his homer?

 
 
Mike Pop says:

Cano gonna hit a bomb im telling u

steve (different one) says:

i think they’ll hit like 5 more HRs tonight

 
 
Mike A. says:

Nice job waving to the TV screen, Bernie.

 
Mike Pop says:

Girardis kids are lucky

 
Ivan says:

Bernie at age 40 is a better hitter than Melky.

steve (different one) says:

unfortunately, his wife is a better OFer

 
 
A.D. says:

nice Joe looking to getting bernie in there next year

 
Mike A. says:

Ooo they’re pulling the lever now.

Chip says:

And ESPN is on commercial……..figures

Sam P. says:

Seriously … so, who pulled it, though?

 
 
UWS says:

ESPN had better show it….

 
steve (different one) says:

is Cone in the bullpen?

 
 
Mike Pop says:

its gonnna be hank with a sabathia jersey on

 
steve (different one) says:

hilarious. “i know the season isn’t even over and he is still under contract to the Milwaukee Brewers, but I have already signed CC Sabathia to a 10 year, $400M contract”

Mike Pop says:

“I want you for the New York Yankees” lol

Mike Pop says:

lol hes like i know its risky but we gotta do what we gotta do to bring us back to the championship years meanswhile cashman is calling up seattle or philly asking how much they pay

 
 
 
 
Ivan says:

Speaking of Melky, it would be even more crazy if he hit the last Homer. Geez even Mike couldn’t throw cold water on that.

Melky – Inside the Parker.

 
Will (the other one) says:

How dare you create baseball hell for us all, O Maker of Futures?

 
 
dan says:

Who’s pulling it?

Sam P. says:
 
 
Mike Pop says:

Are they seriously not going to show it

Mike A. says:

I texted Ben, I’ll let you know when he replies.

Mike A. says:

He said they didn’t pull it yet, doesn’t know why.

A.D. says:

they’ll put it at the end

 
 
 
 

It was LeBron James wearing a Knicks jersey.

 
 

It’s gonna be Roger Clemens.

UWS says:

With Mike Piazza and Mr. McNamee.

 
dan says:
 
steve (different one) says:

as he pulls the lever out of the wall and breaks it over his knee

 
Mike A. says:

Or Tom Brady. He’s got some free time on his hands.

Or perhaps Derek Anderson. He should be permanently benched for Brady Quinn by now.

 
 
Kelvz says:

I think it is gonna be someone from the Dodgers..Yup, that’s right.. Manny is gonna pull the lever.. :)

 
 
 
Mike Pop says:

ITs gotta be George right

dan says:

I read somewhere that he’s not at the stadium

A.D. says:

thats what they would say to make it a suprise

 
UWS says:

They can set it up like they did with Bob Sheppard yesterday – via video linkup.

 
 
Joey says:

If you mean George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary, then maybe

Will (the other one) says:

My name…is Tanya.

 
 
 
Pedro says:

Giambi can’t go away fast enough.

 
Mike A. says:

It’ll be Steve Phillips, as a precursor to him taking over when Cash leaves…

Excuse me for a moment. I’m going to go light myself on fire.

 
Joey says:

I just threw up everywhere, thanks alot

 
Steve H says:

Even as a joke, not funny, just not.

 
 
Mike A. says:

Way to ruin Andy’s ovation ESPN. Jesus Christ.

UWS says:

Could they have fucked it up any worse? I say no.

heh, heh.

“Boomer, what do you remember about your perfect game?”

“I dunno, I was drunk as shit.”

whoops! meant to post that lower.

Sorry, I’m drunk as shit.

 
 
 
Sam P. says:

Was just commenting the same thing Mike. Seriously … I hate ESPN

 
 
steve (different one) says:

Gammons: “what do you remember about your perfect game?”

Cone:”i remember the strike zone was 4 feet wide”

 
Thomas says:

Its got to be Mike Pags, he is the ultimate Yankee.

In all seriousness shouldn’t it be Gene Micheals.

dan says:

wearing a dugoutcentral.com t-shiirt

 
 
Ivan says:

Pettitte you deserve it.

 
Mike A. says:

This is great, that was the third time today I heard Cone tell the story about Yogi riding around the stadium in a convertible before throwing his perfect game, and each time he told it the kind of car changed.

 
Ivan says:

I know who will pull the level…..Kevin Brown.

Ivan says:
 
Will (the other one) says:
 
 
Thomas says:

You Kevin Brown has the same career stats as Curt Schilling, why isn’t Brown talked about for the HOF?

Brown is not an accomplished wordsmith renowned for his wonderful blog.

 
Steve H says:

Orel Hershisher too. And both Brown and Orel had some big moments in the playoffs. Maybe because Schilling never shuts his fucking mouth?

 
 
 
steve (different one) says:

i’d say it’s 50-50 Veras gives up a bomb here

 
Yankee1010 says:

Way to go, ESPN. It’s bad enough you have those 2 pieces of crap as the broadcasters, thanks for adding to it by missing both Pettitte walking off of the mound and the curtain call. Thanks a bunch, you NESPN pieces of crap.

 
steve (different one) says:
Chip says:

Second pitch (that was obviously a strike) was called a ball. It was so bad the TV guys called it a strike

 
 
UWS says:

Did Millar just get 4 strikes? What the hell happened?

Mike A. says:

They want to make sure they embarrassed him. Yeah, that’s it.

 
steve (different one) says:

ESPN screwed up i think

 
Joey says:

I was wondering the same thing, WTF just happened?

 
 

You know, in that first game way back in 1923, after every strikeout they played the PC Richards whistle.

It’s true.

 
dan says:
Sam P. says:

At least it’s not Tim McCarver and “Robertson Cano”

Steve H says:

Or former Sox pitcher “Brandon” Arroyo

 
 
 
Yankee1010 says:

Yes, Jon, his name is “Julio” Veras.

Mike A. says:

And they signed him this winter after he hurt his arm last year.

 
 
Andrew W says:

My first trip to Yankee Stadium was April 14th, 1996. I was 6 years old and didn’t understand what the game was and what it meant. The Yanks won that game 12-3 and that was my first moment into yankee fanhood. Yankee Stadium is a place where dreams come true. I know that sounds cliche but its true. Being a fan of this team for the past 13 seasons has truly defined my life. It’s a place which I’ve grown up. It’s a place where I learned the storied history of a great classy team. I hope and pray that the new stadium has the same feel to it because the feel of Yankee Stadium will forever be itched into my mind forever. Go yanks.

You know where else dreams come true? At the Bunny Ranch.

Joey says:

you mean Michael Jackson’s ranch, right? Lots of little boys who loved it there

 
 
 
steve says:

Good news. Joe Morgan just announced that the Yankees just got JULIO VERAS!

 
Ivan says:

Wow Val Kilmer has to be a lil ticked no?

Mike A. says:

Hey everyone look, it’s Michael Keaton!

It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

Steve H says:

Drebin? Frank?

You’re both right.

 
 
Ivan says:

The only people missing is Bale and Cloney and we have all the batman people.

 
 
 
steve (different one) says:

“superstar” matthew modine?

 
Joey says:

Where the hell did that one miss?

Chip says:

It missed down the middle. Funny how that strike zone has gotten smaller by the inning

steve (different one) says:

the ump doesn’t want this magical night to end

See my comment above.

Steve H says:

And Reggie’s in the crowd too!!! Security better keep their eyes on him during the 7th inning.

Okay, now I’m looking for Ricardo Montalban with his Uzi.

Steve H says:

Is the Queen in the house tonight?

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I was waiting for Bobby Knight to turn around and choke out that kid behind him.

 
Mike A. says:

Veras has some nasty stuff. He just needs to get himself a little more under control.

steve (different one) says:

i wish he wouldn’t walk the 9 hitter with Roberts on deck

 
Joey says:

sometimes he has some great movement (like tonight), other times his FB is as straight as an arrow

 
 
Thomas says:

Why does Jon Miller have to over enunciate every Spanish name?

 
Chip says:

Curve ball looking right here

Chip says:

Strike 3 right there

 
 
Mike Pop says:

Jose i liked that pitch

 
 
steve (different one) says:

how come ESPN never shows the “k Zone” on a close pitch for the Yankees?

 
Mike A. says:

Oh that was fucking gay. Kay pulled the lever, and it went from 0 to Forever because there will always be a Yankee Stadium.

Will (the other one) says:

Seriously? This isn’t a cruel joke?

 

Damn straight. Just like there will always be a Hilltop Park, right underneath that huge Columbia Presbyterian Hospital and shit.

 
UWS says:

You’re joking, yes?

Mike A. says:

I’m dead serious.

steve (different one) says:

i don’t mind the corny sentiment since the “Countdown lever” is something i’ve been tricked into caring about for some reason, but i hate Kay.

 
 
 
steve (different one) says:
 
Kelvz says:
 
Ivan says:

Word. Of all people, Michael Kay.

 
Joey says:

Are you seriously serious?

Mike A. says:
UWS says:

If that’s true, I’m very glad ESPN didn’t show it.

Joey says:

did us a favor for once

 
 
 
 
 

Jon Miller: “And, we’re back, and the Yankees have Phil Coke on the mound.”
Joe Morgan: “And joining us in the booth are Yankee greats Darryl Strawberry, Dwight Gooden, and Steve Howe!”

Thomas says:
 
Thomas says:

I think MO should pitch 8 and 9 and that Torre should make a special appearance to bring him in for old times sake.

 
 
Pedro says:

Why can’t umps call a fair strike zone?

 
Kelvz says:

Time for some Coke.

 
Mike Pop says:

The pen is most likely our strongest asset going into next year

 
Ivan says:

Girardi sure loves some Coke.

 
steve (different one) says:

Coke-y Roberts should be a good matchup

 

Coke is from Northern California? I thought he was from Central Colombia.

 
Joey says:

Phillip Coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Chip says:

Give him the fist pump baby!!

 
Manimal says:

We need a good nickname for Coke.

Will (the other one) says:
Mike A. says:
 
 
Mike A. says:
Mike A. says:
Ivan says:

That would be the perfect nickname for Torre if he was over using him.

 
 
 
Steve H says:
 
Kelvz says:

How bout, Phil “im not hughes” Coke. or, Phil “Im no ChOKEr” Coke. or or, The Carbonizator..something…. i got to stop this.

 
 
Mike A. says:

That chick with the “Mike” tattoo on her back in the Yellowbook commercial is damn hot. She knows where it’s at.

steve (different one) says:

totally. she has some outrageous assets.

 
dan says:

She has a good taste in names

dan says:

I hear Jessica Alba is more of a “dan” guy. Yea, lower case “d” and all.

 
 
 
BklynJT says:

That Coke is a beast… Unfortunately he had a joba-like reaction to that strikeout. I think Goose is making his way over as we speak to give him a talking to.

 
Kelvz says:

Roberts just got a coKe! or, Roberts got Coked!….ok, im gonna stop.

 

God, I hate that YellowBook commercial.

“So, when are you marrying Mike?”

“Uh, hello, dumbass, I looked you up for TATTOO REMOVAL. What the hell makes you think I’m marrying this guy who’s name is tattooed on my body? Wouldn’t your first assumption be that I want nothing to do with this guy who’s name is tattooed on my body if I’m inquiring about your tattoo removal service?

Would a mortician ask me if I was planning a birthday party when I walked into his funeral parlor?

steve (different one) says:

yes, but she’s hot as balls

Good point, but still.

That’s almost as bad as this:
http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2.....tness.html

Joey says:

i just laughed my ass off, thank you once again

 
 
Joey says:

balls are hot? since when

steve (different one) says:

you’ve never gone jogging in tighty whiteys?

Oh, man, this is heading down a bad road.

Here’s another pic of Laura Posada to get us turned around again:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/mantlemur.....Posada.jpg

 
 
 
 
Steve H says:

Glad I’m not the only one who is bothered by the stupidity of that shit.

 
 
BklynJT says:

Did they just call it hopps? Are they talking about brewing beer or something?

 
Ivan says:

Remember when Reggie was in the movie Baseketball.

 
Manimal says:

I didn’t know O-P-S could be said as “ops”

Mac says:

neither did I. cringe-worthy. and the best analyst in baseball sat there mutely.

Cringe-worthy, really?

I say it as “ops” all the time. Is it that big of a deal?

steve (different one) says:
Mac says:

yeah, not really. but I’ll take any excuse to rag on those guys.

 
 
 
 
 
Mike A. says:

“He threw a mattress ball, and I just laid on it.”

Heh.

 
steve (different one) says:

reggie with a veiled shot at A-Rod? why not.

 
Frank says:

Please tell me you all heard John Miller talk about “OPS” LMFAO!!

 
BigBlueAL says:

I never get over what a bomb Reggie’s 3rd HR was.

Steve H says:

On a knuckler too. Imagine if that’s a 95 mph heater

 
Ivan says:

Yea that ball was just destroyed.

 
 
Kelvz says:

Its Hava Molina night!

 
avi404 says:

Watch, At the end of the inning Joe Morgan is going to get on his knees and ask Reggie to marry him. What a loser…

BTW, Jose Molina is doing is best babe impression. Awesome!

BigBlueAL says:

Well both guys are legends. Reggie is Mr October and Morgan is arguably the greatest 2b of all-time.

Joe Morgan is going to go hunt you down and kill you for including “arguably” in that statement.

Joe Morgan is the GREATEST second baseman ever, and played on the GREATEST team ever, the Cincinnati Reds. Don’t you fucking forget it. EVER.

Joey H says:

and he never lets us forget that he is a hall of famer!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
Chip says:

You’d think he were Babe Ruth the way he talks

avi404 says:

See what I am talking about: Apparently chanting Reggie (1-word) implies more respect that Derek-Jeter (2 words). The guy might be a great ball-player and what not but Joe Morgan is a (ignorant) prick in the booth. I simply don’t understand why he cant quit.

 
 
 
 
Chip says:
 
Ivan says:

Would it be just off the wall if Jeter hit a GS here.

 
Kelvz says:

setting it up for a Cap’n GS.

 
Sam P. says:

Reggie really is appreciative of his place in history, and what it means to be a member of the franchise.

 
Mike A. says:

Way to go A-Rod. I mean Jeter.

Chip says:

I agree, he didn’t com through there and we should now throw his entire career of good hitting out the window and declare him a choker like we did to A-Rod. I mean it’s only fair right?

 
 
BigBlueAL says:

Thats twice Jeter has been rung up, bullshit!!!!

Chip says:

Funny last inning that wasn’t a strike for Veras

Joey H says:

think they wouldnt be bias in the last game.. NOOO why wud they do that lol

 
 
 
 
Joey H says:

MO doesnt come in mid inning for the ovation right? if not u think ESPN will show it?

 
Joey says:

Cap’n politely arguing. His parents taught him good manners

 
Ivan says:

Jeter pulled a A-Rod.

Just kidding.

Mike A. says:
 
 
Pedro says:

This HP ump, as is the norm with ump’s around the league, is a joke.

Chip says:

Angel Hernandez is usually such a good ump too

 
 
steve (different one) says:

look how high Coke got there

Manimal says:

har har har look at that pun.

 
 
Manimal says:

The Mule. I like it.

 
BigBlueAL says:

Joba in baby!!! take the game to Mo in the 9th.

 
Joey says:
 
UWS says:

Joba!!!

Now we need Goose in the booth, to weigh in on the Joba-the-reliever debate.

 
Mike A. says:

WTF? Joba is the 8TH INNING guy. Not the 7.1 INNING guy!!!11!1

Will (the other one) says:

Mike,

You fail.

Yours very sincerely,

Paul A. O’Neill and the Jorge Posada Foundation

 
Manimal says:

You LOL’d? For real?

 
 
 
Ivan says:

JOBA IN THE HOUSE!!!

 
Kelvz says:
 
Chip says:

I still cant believe Kay pulled the lever. What a pointless promotion

Joey H says:

he did lmao?! you know thats all ur gonna hear on 1050 tmrw

 
Joey says:

They weren’t kidding when they said “special”

 
 
Joey H says:

too bad C.B. BUCKNOR couldnt ump the last game. hes a huge yankee fan. i remember fondly when he called julio lugo a dumb bastard after calling him out on strikes.

They couldn’t dig up Eric Gregg?

Joey H says:

I’m sorry, whats the story with him?

 
 
 
BigBlueAL says:

WTF!!!! Pete Abe said Michael Kay pulled the lever!!!! r u fukin kiddin me!!!!!

 
Mike A. says:

I hope Miller & Morgan discuss the reliever/starter debate. Morgan’s actually pro-starter.

Joey H says:

i personally hope that they die in a car crash on the way home.

 

Yes. He thinks every good pitcher should be a starter… and should pitch complete games every time out with 200 pitches thrown.

Chip says:

It would make games much more exciting if you ask me! These are all reasons Morgan will NEVER be a manager

Well, that, and his massive, world-altering stupidity.

Those are the two reasons he’ll never be a manager.

steve (different one) says:

never again, anyway

 
 
 
 
 
UWS says:

Past a diving Jeter….whaaaaaa???

 
Chip says:

EAT SLIDER BITCH! That’s just not fair

 
Mike A. says:

Nice job by Morgan stretching “Derek Jeter” into 5 syllables.

 
 
Chip says:

O come on, what ever happened to Take Me Out To The Ballgame?

 
Mike A. says:

Ronen Tynan got a set of pipes on him, huh?

 
Will (the other one) says:

No Kate Smith? Really?

 
Pedro says:

You mean to tell me that 2-2 pitch was a ball while that 3-2 pitch to Jeter was a strike? What is Hernandez trying to prove?

 
Manimal says:

It always astonishes me how his ears go outward.

 
Marc says:

I love Reggie and all, but man those guys like to suck Reggies dick.

avi404 says:

specifically, Joe Morgan.


from the send Joe Morgan to timbuktu foundation.

 
 
Jersey says:
 

And now, back from the dead just for this occasion, here’s Luciano Pavarotti to sing “Cotton Eyed Joe”!

Joey H says:

then robert goulet will sing the hokey pokey!

 
 
Mo says:

The Joba relief pitcher/starting pitcher is a joke to me. Honestly I don’t understand how people wouldn’t want a bonafide ace over a bonafide 8th inning reliever. Just doesn’t make sense to me.

Steve H says:

What is that I smell? Is that ummm, common fucking sense? It is!!

 
 
steve (different one) says:
 
Chip says:

OK why are they advertising the Emmys when they already happened tonight?

 
Mike A. says:

OH MY GOD. MICHAEL KAY AND JOE MORGAN ARE IN THE SAME BOOTH!!1!

Will (the other one) says:

I really want to make a comment that appropriately sums up the apocalyptic nature of what’s going on here, but I feel like only Jamal can really do that properly, so I’ll hold off.

 
BigBlueAL says:

Throw in Steve Phillips and we have the greatest broadcast trio ever!!!!

Thomas says:

Any chance we can get a home run and some yell “And you can put it on the Booooard!” Just to add more stupidity to this situation.

 
Joey H says:

i was just gnna say that lmfao. but unlike most of you i find kay to be a good broadcaster. thats after listening to the SNY met broadcasts of course.

 
 

As we speak, wormholes are opening up in that booth to alternate dimensions of staggering stupidity.

Sam P. says:

Rick Sutcliffe should show up too … just to basically cause the universe to explode …

 
Steve H says:

Where’s Dick Vitale and Dr. Joyce Brothers?

 
 
Joey says:

Now where did I put that doomsday razor blade? Shit, can’t find it. Johnny Walker and sleeping pills?

 
Steve H says:

My head may explode

 
Ivan says:

Talk about our nightmares coming true.