• http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos

    “Most of their Friday games are against the Pirates and the Royals anyway, nobody’s gonna complain if they cut out in the middle of the fourth inning…”

    heh heh.

  • DonnieBaseballHallOfFameDotCom

    he kinda messed up when he said they play most of friday games against the royals and pirates
    da pirates?
    other than that pretty funny

  • Geno

    I know it’s a farce, but I dig the stadium design.

  • EDUB

    haha i posted that on Lohud. Love the string quartet. Theres a little bonus clip if u keep watching the onion version talking about games only lasting 6 innings so people can change before the nightly clam bakes

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Ben K.

    “There’s a stone path connecting it to the main stadium in case A-Rod ever needs anything from the team.”

    Zing.

    • mustang

      LMAO

    • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

      Heh, I that was freakin’ hilarious.

  • JeffG

    I not so sure that Abreau doesn’t already think it’s built in the Bronx with the way he lounges around right field.