Yanks set to beef up stadium security for final homestand

Yanks fall to fourth as Moose's quest for 20 hits a speed bump
2008 Minor League Awards

With the Yankees in fourth place, it’s fairly safe to say that Sept. 21st will play host to the last baseball game ever at Yankee Stadium. Between now and then, the Yanks will be home just ten more times, and thousands of Yankee fans will make their final trips to the stadium. To that end, I’m sure souvenir hunters will be out in full force. I’ve already seen cops arrest would-be vandals, and now the Yankees (and Mets) have announced plans to beef up security measures during the final regular season games. That last game is going to be really messy from a security standpoint.

Yanks fall to fourth as Moose's quest for 20 hits a speed bump
2008 Minor League Awards
  • Hitman

    What exactly are they afraid fans will do? Run on the field and steal the bases? Grab some dirt? What is there to really steal at Yankee stadium? Seat plate numbers? Someone call in the national guard!

    • yankeemonkey

      The idiocy of some people who are drunk knows no bounds. I’m kind of happy I won’t be there for the last game.

  • Andy in Sunny Daytona

    What will be the over/under on police brutality claims after that game?

    • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos

      Zero. The NYPD is the finest police force in the nation, and they never ever go too far in their law enforcementness and their ruthless pursuit of justiceocity.

      • zzzzz

        lol that was awesome.

  • pat

    I dont know about you guys but I plan on sneaking out with a few rows of seats

    • http://www.workwithpete.com Pete

      If I get enough bungee cord, I’m actually planning on leaving with the bat outside in front…

      • pat

        Step 1: Obtain bungee cord
        Step 2:
        Step 3: GIANT BAT!

        • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos

          There is absolutely nothing wrong with that plan.

          • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike A.

            I work best under pressure. I’ll show up with one of those minivan cabs, and the four of us can figure it out from there.

  • Hitman

    I’m leaving with the fascade.

  • http://www.geeks2you.net Marc

    I’ll be taking the jumbo tv. It will go nicely in my living room.

  • We Miss Scooter

    Will someone please steal Suzyn Waldman and John Sterling and drop them in a deep hole!