Dec
10
Derek Jeter in the house
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Sorry I couldn’t get closer. Had I known Jeter was here I would have sat up front.
Oh, and it might look like Jeter is looking at the camera, but I was actually standing next to her:
She’s approximately 18,456 times hotter in person.
Update: Davey Johnson called Jeter up to speak for a minute. Says the Captain: “I did not think I’d be speaking today.”
Hope you slipped her your number and room key.
who is she?
…and who the heck is she?
Heidi Watney, reporter for NESN. She sat next to me for the first two days. I got little work done. Today Tim Kurkjian stole her seat. I am greatly disappointed, yet more productive.
You need more things tagged “redic hot blondes”
Heidi Watney, reporter for NESN. She sat next to me for the first two days. I got little work done. Today Tim Kurkjian stole her seat…
… and jizzed in his pants.
Come on, you saw that coming a mile away, didn’t you?
great video
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4760.....n-my-pants
He’s just sensitive. Some say it’s a plus.
I ate a grape and I…
Ha, I spoke with her at a Mariners-Red Sox game (here in Seattle). My girlfriend was sitting next to me the entire time… It was sort of awkward (but VERY necessary). She’s gorgeous.
Is that Dick Cheney on the right?
I think thats Tommy Lasorda
Hells yeah it’s Lasorda.
Lasorda looks like he’s having Marv Albertitis looking in your vicinity. Wow.
No no no, I meant the very right. On the end.
Ha! I hadn’t even paid attention to that guy. Guess that’s what happens when Jeter and Lasorda are in the middle.
Looks like she’s Varitek’s workout partner at the moment…
http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/.....ots/307918
I’d give up a first rounder for that.
Apparently being groingrabbingly buttery will net you a supplemental pick in the upcoming draft, despite not being a Major League team.
I’d wait a year and get Hazel Mae without giving up a first-rounder.
/Cashman’d
now now, let’s not get carried away…no sugar in the clubhouse
My favorite part was “/Cashman’d“.
hahahahahahah
I never know if the laughter is sincere. I’m vexed.
It is.
I’m joyed.
Another good reason to hate Varitek…like I needed one.
More gratuitous Heidi Watney:
http://blog.masslive.com/redso.....shades.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com.....52.jpg?v=0
http://farm4.static.flickr.com.....69ef_o.jpg
When I saw the “69″ in the address, I got excited. Alas, no reason to.
It’s like throwing a bone(blonde) to a pack of hungry dogs.
I’m pretty sure the Dick Cheney-looking guy is Bob DuPuy, President of MLB.
yea it is
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/bl.....mlb,128236
Well, well, well. Look at what reporter is eyeing up Jeter.
lol
Tek: I wouldn’t be shopping for rings just yet…
Derek Jeter = Sean Avery
Hate to say it… But wouldn’t Tek be Avery in this situation?
DAMN YOUS AND YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER!!!!!
I was merely referring to the fact that Jetes bags mad shorties, and some of them have probably went on to date other ballplayers, hence, the rest of the league gets his sloppy seconds.
If TMZ.com reports that Derek had hit Alyssa Milano a year before she started dating Carl Pavano, would you be shocked in the least?
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Jeter: Hey, Tek, here’s your girlfriend back… I had fun with her, but I’m done with her now. Enjoy your forthcoming 1yr/7M offer from the Diamondbacks. Loser.
Varitek: [ sobs quietly on the other end of the phone ]
k-rod was big news for like 10 minutes bahah
for 20 million a year, jeter could probably afford a nicer suit and shirt. what the hell is he wearing?