Dec
10

Derek Jeter in the house

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Sorry I couldn’t get closer. Had I known Jeter was here I would have sat up front.

Oh, and it might look like Jeter is looking at the camera, but I was actually standing next to her:

She’s approximately 18,456 times hotter in person.

Update: Davey Johnson called Jeter up to speak for a minute. Says the Captain: “I did not think I’d be speaking today.”

Categories : USA Baseball
  • UNION YES.

    Hope you slipped her your number and room key.

  • Andy

    who is she?

  • UWS

    …and who the heck is she?

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

      Heidi Watney, reporter for NESN. She sat next to me for the first two days. I got little work done. Today Tim Kurkjian stole her seat. I am greatly disappointed, yet more productive.

      • A.D.

        You need more things tagged “redic hot blondes”

      • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Heidi Watney, reporter for NESN. She sat next to me for the first two days. I got little work done. Today Tim Kurkjian stole her seat…

        and jizzed in his pants.

        Come on, you saw that coming a mile away, didn’t you?

        • http://poormansanalyst.wordpress.com/ dan
        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15305165&ref=profile Doug

          He’s just sensitive. Some say it’s a plus.

          I ate a grape and I…

      • http://thebronxzoo.wordpress.com iYankees

        Ha, I spoke with her at a Mariners-Red Sox game (here in Seattle). My girlfriend was sitting next to me the entire time… It was sort of awkward (but VERY necessary). She’s gorgeous.

  • UWS

    Is that Dick Cheney on the right?

    • Bryan

      I think thats Tommy Lasorda

      • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

        Hells yeah it’s Lasorda.

        • Conan the Barack O’Brian

          Lasorda looks like he’s having Marv Albertitis looking in your vicinity. Wow.

        • UWS

          No no no, I meant the very right. On the end.

          • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

            Ha! I hadn’t even paid attention to that guy. Guess that’s what happens when Jeter and Lasorda are in the middle.

  • Conan the Barack O’Brian

    Looks like she’s Varitek’s workout partner at the moment…

    http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/.....ots/307918

    • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I’d give up a first rounder for that.

      • Conan the Barack O’Brian

        Apparently being groingrabbingly buttery will net you a supplemental pick in the upcoming draft, despite not being a Major League team.

      • The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

        I’d wait a year and get Hazel Mae without giving up a first-rounder.

        /Cashman’d

        • Conan the Barack O’Brian

          now now, let’s not get carried away…no sugar in the clubhouse

        • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          My favorite part was “/Cashman’d“.

          hahahahahahah

          • The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

            I never know if the laughter is sincere. I’m vexed.

            • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

              It is.

              • The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

                I’m joyed.

    • Count Zero

      Another good reason to hate Varitek…like I needed one.

  • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    More gratuitous Heidi Watney:
    http://blog.masslive.com/redso.....shades.jpg

    • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside
      • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside
        • Ron

          When I saw the “69″ in the address, I got excited. Alas, no reason to.

  • jllive

    It’s like throwing a bone(blonde) to a pack of hungry dogs.

  • Eric S

    I’m pretty sure the Dick Cheney-looking guy is Bob DuPuy, President of MLB.

    • http://poormansanalyst.wordpress.com/ dan

      yea it is

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/bl.....mlb,128236

    Well, well, well. Look at what reporter is eyeing up Jeter.

    • Count Zero

      lol

      Tek: I wouldn’t be shopping for rings just yet…

      • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Derek Jeter = Sean Avery

        • The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

          Hate to say it… But wouldn’t Tek be Avery in this situation?

          • http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/CRsmithT1.jpg tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Mr. Snarky Irrelevant Non Sequitur Jones a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            DAMN YOUS AND YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER!!!!!

            I was merely referring to the fact that Jetes bags mad shorties, and some of them have probably went on to date other ballplayers, hence, the rest of the league gets his sloppy seconds.

            If TMZ.com reports that Derek had hit Alyssa Milano a year before she started dating Carl Pavano, would you be shocked in the least?

            ———————–

            Jeter: Hey, Tek, here’s your girlfriend back… I had fun with her, but I’m done with her now. Enjoy your forthcoming 1yr/7M offer from the Diamondbacks. Loser.
            Varitek: [ sobs quietly on the other end of the phone ]

  • pat

    k-rod was big news for like 10 minutes bahah

  • john

    for 20 million a year, jeter could probably afford a nicer suit and shirt. what the hell is he wearing?