Comments on: Caption Contest: A.J. Burnett and an elephant http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/ A New York Yankees Blog Mon, 28 May 2012 06:04:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Spaceman.Spiff http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-304048 Spaceman.Spiff Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:32:14 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-304048 As AJ Burnett posed for a photo opportunity, he thought of all the fat Yankee related notable persons that "clever" commenters would insinuate was the elephant. As AJ Burnett posed for a photo opportunity, he thought of all the fat Yankee related notable persons that “clever” commenters would insinuate was the elephant.

]]> By: Maurice http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303774 Maurice Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:24:47 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303774 In an interleague matchup against the Brewers, AJ Burnett fans Prince Fielder. In an interleague matchup against the Brewers, AJ Burnett fans Prince Fielder.

]]> By: NC Saint http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303418 NC Saint Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:06:16 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303418 Due to his inability to guage his own strength, AJ Burnettt's contact with animals is limited to this 7300-pound elephant, despite his repeated demands that George [Steinbrenner] "tell [him]again about the rabbits." Due to his inability to guage his own strength, AJ Burnettt’s contact with animals is limited to this 7300-pound elephant, despite his repeated demands that George [Steinbrenner] “tell [him]again about the rabbits.”

]]> By: NC Saint http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303401 NC Saint Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:28:17 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303401 After a strong showing against an elephant, SP A.J. Burnett is slated to face a bear, a bull, and a pack of rabid wolverines over the coming weeks as he prepares for regular season action against the New York media. After a strong showing against an elephant, SP A.J. Burnett is slated to face a bear, a bull, and a pack of rabid wolverines over the coming weeks as he prepares for regular season action against the New York media.

]]> By: Smitt Dog http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303276 Smitt Dog Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:41:09 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303276 "Pachyderm watch 09. The mood is tense. I have been on some serious, serious reports, but nothing like this. Ching...King is inside now." "I tried to get an interview, but they said, "You can't. He's a live elephant. He will literally rip your face off."" Hey! You're making me look stupid! Get out here! Elephant jerk! Great story, AJ. Compelling and rich. “Pachyderm watch 09. The mood is tense. I have been on some serious, serious reports, but nothing like this. Ching…King is inside now.”
“I tried to get an interview, but they said, “You can’t. He’s a live elephant. He will literally rip your face off.”"

Hey! You’re making me look stupid! Get out here! Elephant jerk!

Great story, AJ.
Compelling and rich.

]]> By: Mike http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303245 Mike Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:00:24 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303245 In a state of panic, the Steinbrenner family sent pitcher AJ Burnett to Busch Gardens in an effort to sign one of most rare mammals on the planet, the Asian elephant, in order to replace an equally rare and precious mammal … A-Rod. In a state of panic, the Steinbrenner family sent pitcher AJ Burnett to Busch Gardens in an effort to sign one of most rare mammals on the planet, the Asian elephant, in order to replace an equally rare and precious mammal … A-Rod.

]]> By: robert skollar http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303135 robert skollar Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:58:53 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303135 Looks like Sal Fasano dyed the stash green Looks like Sal Fasano dyed the stash green

]]> By: Eli Freund http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303052 Eli Freund Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:32:12 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303052 AJ: "Wow Don Zimmer you have REALLY let yourself go!" AJ: “Wow Don Zimmer you have REALLY let yourself go!”

]]> By: Peter http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303036 Peter Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:45:00 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303036 AJ Collects endangered species. That's pretty bad ass. Why??? Because he can. AJ Collects endangered species. That’s pretty bad ass. Why??? Because he can.

]]> By: Aaron http://riveraveblues.com/2009/03/caption-contest-aj-burnett-and-an-elephant-9025/#comment-303031 Aaron Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:24:34 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=9025#comment-303031 ESPN anchor and Boston homer Chris Berman sits down with newest Yankee A.J. Burnett to discuss the upcoming season, the new contract, and their mutual interest in exotic foods. ESPN anchor and Boston homer Chris Berman sits down with newest Yankee A.J. Burnett to discuss the upcoming season, the new contract, and their mutual interest in exotic foods.

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