A-Rod homers in intrasquad game

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We interrupt your coverage of the neverending Alex Rodriguez saga to bring you some actual baseball news. Via PeteAbe, A-Rod made his long awaited return to game action today, going 1 for 6 with a homer and a pair of walks in an Extended Spring Training intrasquad game down in Tampa. A-Rod did not run the bases at full speed, and didn’t go beyond first base on the homer. No word on if he played the field, but I’m guessing he didn’t. Can’t wait to have him back.

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  • Nady Nation

    Solid return to game action for BT-Rod.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

    Eight PAs? What was the score of the game, 20-2?

    • Joey

      Controlled environment

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      It’s a controlled environment. He probably led off every inning. That’s usually what they do with rehabbing big leaguers in EST.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        So THAT’S why Kei Igawa always looks so good in AAA. He must start every inning with two outs…

      • Matt M.

        So it was with no one on base!! how unclutch of him.

      • Andy in Sunny Daytona

        Word on the street is that the Yankees chose not to have Melvin Croussett pitch to Arod for fear that it would trigger a psychological meltdown of the slugger.

        Fear Asesino De Los Suenos!!!

  • Ivan

    I guess that’s good.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    We interrupt your coverage of the neverending Alex Rodriguez Tits McGee saga to bring you some actual baseball news. Via PeteAbe, A-Rod Tits-Rod made his long awaited return to game action today, going 1 for 6 with a homer and a pair of walks in an Extended Spring Training intrasquad game down in Tampa. A-Rod Tits-Rod did not run the bases at full speed, and didn’t go beyond first base on the homer. No word on if he played the field, but I’m guessing he didn’t. Can’t wait to have him back.

    • Jeremy

      Tits-Rod is sure to add some perkiness to the lineup. I’m confident he will put up voluptuous numbers. The team should milk his return for all it’s worth.

    • Darth Stein

      This just in . . .

      After his successful appearance in Details Magazine A-Rod will be the new spokes-model for the Victoria Secret Miracle Bro. Rodriguez relayed that he was happy to be associated with such a good brand and good company. He went on to say that he has always had trouble getting the support he needs. Often seen cavorting with large breasted women, Rodriguez was apparently seeking tips on how to avoid the back pain associated with his “larger than average” bitch tits.

  • A.D.

    Only 1 for 6, guess Wang wasn’t pitching.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Benjamin Kabak

    What Mike isn’t telling you is that after the game A-Rod strangled a dolphin with his bare hands and tipped just 10 percent at Hooters.

    • Jake H

      Poor A-Rod never gets the coverage he deserves.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Thanks to his exquisite, supple breasts, after he paid his bill at Hooters they offered him a job.

      • Nady Nation

        The potential entertainment value of the Bitch Tits/Hooters revelations has me excited.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          I’m so already building the Anchorman parallel.

          Jeter = Ron Burgundy
          Swisher = Brian Fantana
          Joba = Champ Kind (come on, you know Joba would go to SeaWorld and take his pants off)
          Melky = Brick Tamland
          Girardi = Ed Harken
          Jorge = Baxter
          Robbie Cano = Tito
          David Ortiz = Wes Mantooth
          David Wright = Frank Vitchard

          A-Rod = Veronica Corningstone a/k/a Tits McGee

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      OR…

      Shows you the difference between the tightwad A-Rod and the magnanimous man of the people David Ortiz.

      When Ortiz goes to Hooters, he always tips all the waitressess 35% whether they served him that night or not. He calls it “Child Support”.

      • Andy in Sunny Daytona

        Nobody tips Hooters waitresses like Chipper Jones.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          IETC

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Arod only plays the field when he’s married.

    • Klemy

      Well played. lol

  • Darth Stein

    … but … but … A-Rod is bad for the Yankees, bad for baseball, and may be the anti-christ!

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Look, Darth Stein, we’re tired of Cody Ransom and Angel Berroa. The people want a real third baseman who can hit homers.

      Are you going to deny us that just because A-Rod has breasts?

      Exquisite breasts?

      • Darth Stein

        Hey now, I am a big supporter of breasts. The bigger the need for support the better. All I am saying is that we should not judge a man by his breasts alone. We need to look beyond the bitch tits and appreciate the man they are attached to.

  • steve (different one)

    who was playing SS against A-Rod today? surely the HR was on a tipped pitch. did the opposing SS also hit a HR?

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Clearly, the reason we haven’t won a title since ARod got here is because he’s been constantly tipping off the opposing hitters all the time.

      The whole “only during blowouts after the score is irrelevant” cover story is nonsense. That greedy bastard was undermining our team constantly in order to get more homers for himself.

      What an asshole. If he didn’t have such an amazing rack, I’d hate him.

      • Chris

        You know… I’ve heard people say that A-Rod is one of the best in baseball at signaling the pitch to the batter (on his own team) when he’s on second. Tipping pitches in blowouts was just practice so he could get better at it.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          Wow.

          You blew my mind. A-Rod is even more of a selfless super-leader than I thought.

          A-Rod = best teammate ever

  • dkidd

    melky loves lamp

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I’m Melky Cabrera. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

      Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call, mentally retarded.

      • Klemy

        Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

  • dkidd

    also, “hated at hooters” should read “envied by the hooters waitstaff”

  • pete

    I would like now to call everyone’s attention to the fact that this is the greatest comment thread (albeit a relatively short one) of all time.