Apr
30
A-Rod homers in intrasquad game
ByWe interrupt your coverage of the neverending Alex Rodriguez saga to bring you some actual baseball news. Via PeteAbe, A-Rod made his long awaited return to game action today, going 1 for 6 with a homer and a pair of walks in an Extended Spring Training intrasquad game down in Tampa. A-Rod did not run the bases at full speed, and didn’t go beyond first base on the homer. No word on if he played the field, but I’m guessing he didn’t. Can’t wait to have him back.
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Solid return to game action for BT-Rod.
Eight PAs? What was the score of the game, 20-2?
Controlled environment
It’s a controlled environment. He probably led off every inning. That’s usually what they do with rehabbing big leaguers in EST.
So THAT’S why Kei Igawa always looks so good in AAA. He must start every inning with two outs…
So it was with no one on base!! how unclutch of him.
Word on the street is that the Yankees chose not to have Melvin Croussett pitch to Arod for fear that it would trigger a psychological meltdown of the slugger.
Fear Asesino De Los Suenos!!!
I guess that’s good.
We interrupt your coverage of the neverending
Alex RodriguezTits McGee saga to bring you some actual baseball news. Via PeteAbe,A-RodTits-Rod made his long awaited return to game action today, going 1 for 6 with a homer and a pair of walks in an Extended Spring Training intrasquad game down in Tampa.A-RodTits-Rod did not run the bases at full speed, and didn’t go beyond first base on the homer. No word on if he played the field, but I’m guessing he didn’t. Can’t wait to have him back.Tits-Rod is sure to add some perkiness to the lineup. I’m confident he will put up voluptuous numbers. The team should milk his return for all it’s worth.
This just in . . .
After his successful appearance in Details Magazine A-Rod will be the new spokes-model for the Victoria Secret Miracle Bro. Rodriguez relayed that he was happy to be associated with such a good brand and good company. He went on to say that he has always had trouble getting the support he needs. Often seen cavorting with large breasted women, Rodriguez was apparently seeking tips on how to avoid the back pain associated with his “larger than average” bitch tits.
Only 1 for 6, guess Wang wasn’t pitching.
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What Mike isn’t telling you is that after the game A-Rod strangled a dolphin with his bare hands and tipped just 10 percent at Hooters.
Poor A-Rod never gets the coverage he deserves.
Thanks to his exquisite, supple breasts, after he paid his bill at Hooters they offered him a job.
The potential entertainment value of the Bitch Tits/Hooters revelations has me excited.
I’m so already building the Anchorman parallel.
Jeter = Ron Burgundy
Swisher = Brian Fantana
Joba = Champ Kind (come on, you know Joba would go to SeaWorld and take his pants off)
Melky = Brick Tamland
Girardi = Ed Harken
Jorge = Baxter
Robbie Cano = Tito
David Ortiz = Wes Mantooth
David Wright = Frank Vitchard
A-Rod = Veronica Corningstone a/k/a Tits McGee
OR…
Shows you the difference between the tightwad A-Rod and the magnanimous man of the people David Ortiz.
When Ortiz goes to Hooters, he always tips all the waitressess 35% whether they served him that night or not. He calls it “Child Support”.
Nobody tips Hooters waitresses like Chipper Jones.
IETC
Arod only plays the field when he’s married.
Well played. lol
… but … but … A-Rod is bad for the Yankees, bad for baseball, and may be the anti-christ!
Look, Darth Stein, we’re tired of Cody Ransom and Angel Berroa. The people want a real third baseman who can hit homers.
Are you going to deny us that just because A-Rod has breasts?
Exquisite breasts?
Hey now, I am a big supporter of breasts. The bigger the need for support the better. All I am saying is that we should not judge a man by his breasts alone. We need to look beyond the bitch tits and appreciate the man they are attached to.
who was playing SS against A-Rod today? surely the HR was on a tipped pitch. did the opposing SS also hit a HR?
Clearly, the reason we haven’t won a title since ARod got here is because he’s been constantly tipping off the opposing hitters all the time.
The whole “only during blowouts after the score is irrelevant” cover story is nonsense. That greedy bastard was undermining our team constantly in order to get more homers for himself.
What an asshole. If he didn’t have such an amazing rack, I’d hate him.
You know… I’ve heard people say that A-Rod is one of the best in baseball at signaling the pitch to the batter (on his own team) when he’s on second. Tipping pitches in blowouts was just practice so he could get better at it.
Wow.
You blew my mind. A-Rod is even more of a selfless super-leader than I thought.
A-Rod = best teammate ever
melky loves lamp
I’m Melky Cabrera. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call, mentally retarded.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
also, “hated at hooters” should read “envied by the hooters waitstaff”
I would like now to call everyone’s attention to the fact that this is the greatest comment thread (albeit a relatively short one) of all time.