• Andy In Sunny Daytona

    356!!

  • kSturnz

    1ST!!!? go aj

    • kSturnz

      1st failure of the thread?

      YES!!!

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      Dude, you can’t do that. You’re gone.

      • Joey

        foreva?

  • zzzzzz

    whats aj’s pitch count?

    • BklynJT

      Mid 60’s

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      63.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

      0 hits.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Oh shit, I didn’t know American Violet was going to be a major release. Hell, I was all set to head to the Angelika this weekend to catch it.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Hey guys, for what it’s worth, some of us (okay, me) are superstitious.

    • Alex

      me too i was just screaming at michael kay and david cone

    • southernyankeefan

      obviously michael kay is not he mentions it after every inning and before every inning. now they are straight discussing it.

  • Christopher

    Jeter loves swinging at that first pitch, even though Garza has had inconsistent command all evening.

  • Frank

    I know we all love watching A.J. pitch now….but I’m really not looking forward to him at 36, 37-years-old.

    • pat

      Dude has low mileage on his arm. He could still be throwing gas by then. You never know.

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      You’re more of a buzzkill then Buzz Killington.

      Also, we will have 3 rings by then.

    • BklynJT

      Why do you insist on ruining the mood with reality…?

      • Frank

        Welcome, everyone, to my poo poo party.

        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

          You wouldn’t happen to be from Ireland, are you?

          Frank McCourt once said “In times of great joy, the Irish are comforted knowing that tragedy is right around the corner.”

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

      Seriously? Come on.

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Frank the Crank

    • A.D.

      He doesn’t have a full no trade

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Who, A.J. or Frank?

        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

          I’ll give you Kei Igawa for Frank.

          Straight up.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    That was a very, very ugly swing.

  • Mike

    Jeter is money so far this year

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Wow, look at that! Boston’s winning 1-0 and the game hasn’t even started yet!

  • Mike

    So was that Red Energy ad picked or is it random? I get an ass everytime I’m on here now lol

    • BklynJT

      Yeah, i have to be careful reading this site at work now, otherwise someone might bring up some sexual harassment charges on me…

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

        Sounds like you work in a nice, relaxed, live and let live environment.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I get an ass everytime I’m on here now lol

      You complaining?

  • blee

    Swisher = epic

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    I really wish Kay and his nincompoop partner would shut up about AJ’s very low WHIP.

    • Mike

      He always does this. He points it out on an inning by inning basis no matter how early in the game.

    • radnom

      Thats exactly the sort of attitude they had in Nazi Germany.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

      Is that really the way to spell “nincompoop”? It passes spell check, but doesn’t look right to me.

      • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa
        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

          Wow. Wikipedia is really something, huh?

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Holy fuck Kay, shut up!

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

      Don’t worry Becca. He and Sterling blabbed away about Jim Abbott, Gooden, Cone and Wells and they still all got theirs.

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

        OMG its like he’s reading my post right now.

  • pat

    Don’t bother getting excited about the possibilities. You know bossman or crawford could easily drop a bunt and run it out. These new rays seem bitch assed enough to do that.

    • A.D.

      Last time a team broke up a no hitter with a bunt they went on a terrible losing streak and missed the playoffs…the baseball gods dislike

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    L O L @ hearing Michael Kay talking about the WWFE.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Heh, it’d be hilarious if Rebecca’s Twitter update gets its way to the booth.

  • Frank

    This ump is starting to chap my backside.

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Frank, easy on the language. There are children present.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Comments like that really grind my gears.

        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

          Tell me about it. Really gets my goat.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Nick Swisher. Is. A pimp.

  • Jasper

    Nick Swisher… You are really good.

  • Alex

    Super Swisher

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    I’m very aroused.

  • Frank

    GOD I MISS WILSON BETEMIT !!!!!1!!1!

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    I <3 Nick Swisher.

    • Trish

      I <3’d him first. :D

      (have the A’s and White Sox t-shirts to prove it)

      • A.D.

        Someone has been hitting up EBay

        • Trish

          Bought the A’s shirt in 2005, the Sox shirt last year. The Sox shirt is a piece of crap though, lettering came off after one wash. The A’s shirt is holding up well.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Nick Swisher was a fine addition to this ballclub.

  • JobaWockeeZ

    Swisher is doing what we are paying Teix for.

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    We all <3 you, Cash.

  • ShawnT

    just give him the MVP already

  • Christopher

    Haha I loved that, the Rays announcers were in the middle of a story and said ‘oh hang on it’s nearly the end of the inning’, and then Swisher hits a double.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    I’ve just had two straight men tell me they want to marry Nick Swisher.

    • Rey22

      ….I want to marry Nick Swisher.

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

        He was mine first. I’ve been beating the Swisher drum for months now.

        • Yankeegirl49

          Guys..Swisher is mine..he was mine when he was in Oakland, and he is STILL mine!!
          I dont know what any of you look like, but Im willing to bet that swish will find me much better looking :)

          • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

            I had everyone beat.

            http://tinyurl.com/c6zecn

          • Trish

            I love Swish, but I’d make him wear two condoms and bring me a recent note from his doctor. The stories told about him in Oakland border on legend.

        • Jack

          Is that what the kids are calling it now?

        • Trish

          So that’s what they’re calling it these days?

  • pat

    brian cashman?

    BRIAN CASHMAN!

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Brain Cash,man.

    • kSturnz

      Cash$ is the man. $wisher is the man’s man.

  • AJ

    By the way, John Sterling mentioned the potential historic event we may be watching tonight. So if it’s ruined, we all know why.

  • southernyankeefan

    i am developing a man crush on swisher.

    • Joey

      you are way behind the curve man

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    Come on JoPo, this one time!

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      I ruined it by using JoPo.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Jorge Posada needs to laugh more.

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      He needs to pee on his funny bone.

    • southernyankeefan

      agreed

    • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

      IETC

    • LosingOurHeads

      Srsly. What Nick did last night was pure entertainment at a low moment Jorge needs to lighten up. Jeter thought it was funny and he’s very serious captain type most of the time.

  • Jack

    Nick Swisher CAN believe it’s not butter.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      Tommy John wants Nick Swisher surgery.

      • whozat

        IETCMTAOC

      • Jack

        Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

        A: Nick Swisher.

  • Frank

    Anyone read that ESPN article about how White Sox GM Kenny Williams is the most underrated GM in the game?

    Tell Jeff Marquez I said hello…

    • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

      The Swisher deal has been a steal, so far at least

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

        It will be a steal for the rest of the time Swisher is with the Yankees. Even if Swish wasn’t mashing right now, it would be a great deal.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Why is Chris Volstad so damn good at such a young age?

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

      Because Mo and Nick Swisher have allowed it.

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      Cause he’s not a Yankee.

  • Frank

    Kay and Cone are using reverse psychology by mentioning it TOO much…

  • kSturnz

    sterling canceled out what the YES booth said

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    Oh my Mo, Michael Kay – STFU!!!

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    He walked nine batters in his no hitter? My Mo…

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Holy fuck Kay could you be any more blatant?

    • kSturnz

      “call up your friends, it could be a no hitter”

      if it wasn’t for the scripted centerstage, I’d kill you, kay

  • McCaff

    wow thought he got that

  • JobaWockeeZ

    My heart skipped a beat.

  • Mike

    Can Swisher please go up into the booth and take care of Kay

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      Can teh Nick Swisher be in 2 places once?

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

        Yes. Why are you questioning this?

        • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

          Yes. Why are you questioning this?

          Cause….he hasn’t hit well in the postseason?

      • Alex

        forget 2, he can be in 1st, all three OF positions, at the plate AND on the pitchers mound.

        • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

          …and the booth to take care of Kay.

      • Brandon M.

        the answer is yes

      • BklynJT

        Its possible if it was Swish.. or Mo.

  • A.D.

    Finally Chris Davis has awoken in fantasy baseball

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Fucking masterpiece, baby.

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    Omg, Kay will singehandedly ruin the season.

  • Alex S

    3 straight fastballs to upton = k

  • Mike

    is kay fuckin serious right now

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Keep watching Bossman, it might hit itself. Thanks goodness My9 just muted Kay out there.

    • whozat

      Seriously. That looked amazing. Just pounding some high cheese in there.

      Mo, oh Mo…please let this man’s elbow and shoulder connective tissues hold up through November 2013.

  • Frank

    Shit I forgot Dancing With the Stars was on!! WTF am I doing here?

  • A.D.

    Drink every time Kay says “– ——“

    • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

      I still have to make it to class on Friday…

  • Reggie C.

    Kay’s big head got no big brain.

  • Rey22

    1, 2, 3. Sit down Upton

  • McCaff

    anyone listening to Sterling and Waldman? what are they saying?

    • mustang

      they always do

  • Jasper

    I hate listening to Kay, but it sounds like he is just as bad as these Ray’s announcers. All they do is keep mentioning it too. AJ… You are pitching VERY well, keep it up playa.

  • Frank

    On another note… I’d like to see Robby get a hit or at least work a count… he’s been reverting back a little lately.

  • JC Down Under

    My god.. I’m all the way in Australia and Kay is annoying me lond distance

    good luck AJ

  • Jasper

    The patient Robby Cano might be gone for the time being.

    • Frank

      Yeah just in time to catch up with Jete’s and Damon’s slump.

    • A.D.

      after he got rung up the other day on a close 3-2 pitch after being up 3-0 he might have thrown away the patience

  • mustang

    So what’s going on?

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      You bite your tongue, you will make no mention of A.J.’s gem right now.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Wait. It’s bad luck to mention it in the dugout, right?

        When did it become bad luck to mention it in the broadcast booth or on the blogosphere?

        • mustang

          Ban for life my friend… I’m almost sure of it.
          LOL

        • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

          I have no idea how to answer this.

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            When it became bad luck to mention “it”, the internets were still just a glimmer in Al Gore’s eye.

      • mustang

        Sir I would NEVER.

  • A.D.

    How did Cano get dirt on his shoulder? Or is that pine tar?

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

      Pine tar. He’s not gritty enough to get dirt on his shoulder.

  • Joey

    Deadliest Catch new season starting now on Discovery. See the replays later tonight or tomorrow. Continue watching the Swish and Burnett show for now

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      Thanks for filling us in ;)

      • Joey

        Anytime. I’ve been waiting for tonight since the last second of last season ended and I’m watching Burnett now. lol

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Methinks Canó’s impatience is temporarily just to get AJ back to the mound that much sooner. or something.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Come on, Nady, play hit like your job is depending on it!

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Booyah. I did that with my mind.

    • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

      I think he heard you.

    • LosingOurHeads

      I think he knows he’s done.

  • A.D.

    Think Minnesota might like to hit the redo on the Young, Garza & co swap?

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      They wish they could switch it to Blackburn. Delmon still has time to prove himself, but there is no doubt Garza is a stud.

    • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

      ..Especially in their division…

      • http://ibbw.wordpress.com Jamie

        Garza was a cancer for some reason there.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          More evidence that “clubhouse cancer” is stupid.

        • A.D.

          Was he too good or something?

  • Alex

    Swish allowed Nady to get that hit because he felt bad

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Good job, X.

  • Frank

    Nady has no business being on base with what’s behind him in the order.

  • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

    Fail Longo

  • http://ibbw.wordpress.com Jamie

    We need RUNS~!

  • Bryan

    Damn you Sterling!! Jinxing the fucking you-know-what!!

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    No Matsui pinch-hit?

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Nice, that saved a double play.

  • kSturnz

    i was thinking they’d try to ice aj by taking garza out

  • Mike

    So let’s begin the bidding on Kay’s bounty price….

    • JobaWockeeZ

      225 Million

  • Alex

    Imm gonna fucken kill mysellfff if Kay is still in the booth next inngingg

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    If I had a dollar for Everytime I hear “_________”.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Michael Kay is such a pretentious fuck.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      He just doesn’t know when to stop.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Yes, Kay. I will blame you.

    • Frank

      I’m fantastic at murder…

      Just saying.

      • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

        Heh, that first line is an awesome sentence.

  • JobaWockeeZ

    LOL @ Kay. You better pray Burnett get’s something that we what that I will not say.

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      “LOL” is the same feeling I had. He was like David Wells ___, your ____, Al Downing’s ______, it’s like a dagger.

  • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

    What about Wang’s near-perfect game, Michael Kay? You mentioned it n Ben Broussard hit a homer. FUCKHEAD!

    • Alex

      I was listening to that whole game in the car and John Sterling said it probably 10 times a minute for the last 4 innings.

    • Mike

      I still remember Mussina’s (?) in Fenway. Wasn’t he like 1 out away from pitching a pretty good game

      • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

        A perfect game, no? Carl Everett was it?

        • A.D.

          Yes & yes

      • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

        One strike away. The fans in Fenway gave him a standing ovation.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          You know who didn’t give him a standing ovation?

          Dinosaurs. Because they didn’t exist.

          • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

            The Moon landing was fake.

      • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

        One STRIKE.

        But I think that game was on ESPN.

        I remember because it’s probably the only time my parents ever kept watching a baseball game after we’d finished dinner.

        I still hate Carl Evrett because of it.

        • Mike

          yes it was on ESPN.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Please go deep here, Jose…

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

      I think I may have asked for too much. Just don’t get out, k?

  • A.D.

    Brett Marshall ’09 debut tonight

    • pat

      awesome.

  • southernyankeefan

    ha cone just talked about hearing kay talk about his no hitter a hundred times. said he didnt care but still a hundred is a lot.

  • kSturnz

    you think if JoMo loses some of that weight, he’d be a little quicker at teh plate?

    • Alex

      nope

    • A.D.

      athletic fat

  • pat

    yess 113 pitches in an april start.

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    Oh Mo.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    No one’s mentioning it, but Garza’s pitched pretty well, too.

  • Frank

    Meat of the order here. This is the money inning…

    • Angelo

      Lucky for AJ, he owns Pena, Longoria

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    You guys are freaking me out with how upset you’re getting about this “don’t mention it IT’S TEH BAD LUCK!!!!” thing.

    The last time I saw a bunch of baseball fans so obsessed with superstition and luck, I was at a Red Sox game.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Burns, doesn’t it?

    • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

      Thanks, tommie.

  • Frank

    A.J. is gonna dial it up here a bit… we should see 97, 98mph.

  • Tom Zig

    NO DON’T REPLAY CONE’S GAME!?!?!?!?!!

  • Mike

    here we go with the highlights

  • Mattingly’s Love Child

    I think everyone is getting themselves too wrapped up in this. I’m rooting for “it” too. But common, how many times have we all seen pitchers go 6 innings…..? If he gets to the 8th I’ll be really excited.

    • A.D.

      There was a no no lost in the 7th just the other day…and make that 2

    • Yankeegirl49

      So much for that

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      See? 6 inning nonos are a dime a dozen!

  • Mike
  • http://ibbw.wordpress.com Jamie

    i need live updates i am going insane i cant study i cant do anythingf aszdjdi ZOMG!!@?!

    • A.D.

      its now a 1 hitter

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Crawford, you asshole.

  • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

    FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Didn’t Burnett hit Zobrist? Or did they say it hit the ground and not his foot?

    • pat

      grizzound

  • pat

    ill be happy with a W

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Fuck you, Kay

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Fuck you, Kay Carl Crawford.

      Fixed.

  • CP3

    Fuckin Kay

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Fuckin Kay Carl Crawford.

      Fixed.

  • Alex

    FUCKING KAY

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      FUCKING KAY Carl Crawford.

      Fixed.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Good AB by Crawford.

  • JobaWockeeZ

    Noes!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Standing O.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

    THANKS KAY! JUST COULDN’T KEEP THE BIG FAT YAPPER SHUT, HUH?

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      THANKS KAY CARL CRAWFORD.! JUST COULDN’T KEEP THE BIG FAT YAPPER SHUT BALL IN THE INFIELD, HUH?

      Fixed.

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

        I made you work for mine.

  • Alex S

    WOMP

  • Drew

    Kay’s an asshole. It’s our job to tell you. He’s got a No Hitter.
    Piece of shit.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Kay’s Carl Crawford’s an asshole.

      Piece of shit.
      Fixed.

  • KelvzPhp

    Nooooo..oh well.

  • Rey22

    Gaaahhhh

  • http://ibbw.wordpress.com Jamie

    FIST

  • http://www.youtube.om/kevyyankees Kevin G.

    I blame Michael Kay

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      In defiance of all reasonable logic, yes, you do.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Probably should have gone with the FB..

  • Jonathan

    damn o well

    now to hold onto the game

  • Jasper

    Alright AJ… Now that that is over with, lets just focus on the win now.

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    *tears*

  • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

    IF JOE TAKES HIM OUT…………

  • Mike

    had a feeling it was coming. crawford fought off a couple tough ones in a row

  • A.D.

    Damn middle of the order.

  • Alex

    it’s still 2-0

    • Alex

      only 2-0*

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Oh god, here we go.

  • Mike

    ZOMG TWO IN A ROW I WISH WE HAD JOBA TO BRING IN!!11!!111!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Get Swisher up in the pen.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Come on, AJ. Bear down!

  • Rey22

    Umm, shit, call the cavalry.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Fuck.

  • Alex

    crap i blame kay

    • southernyankeefan

      me too.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        You’re both insane.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    So that got not good fast.

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      I feel that it is very common for guys who lose no hitters to have a let down.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Enough with the damn cow-bell. This isn’t a high school football game.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Well, that’s the Yankees for us, from great to terrible in a matter of seconds.

    • whozat

      Three singles in a row is “terrible” now???

      • Brazilian Yankee

        terrible is the fact the we are not winning anymore.

  • kSturnz

    It’s just ending up middle middle. He’ll adjust

  • southernyankeefan

    don’t implode here please.

  • whozat

    well, that started to fall apart pretty fast.

  • zack

    And here we go, another game about to slip away. Won’t this be an infuriating loss…

    • whozat

      Wow. You’re an awesome fan.

  • http://ibbw.wordpress.com Jamie

    and on that note i will disable my internet connection

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Okay, why is no one up in the bullpen?

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    My brother just said, “this team can’t win for shit”

    Help me, please.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Smack some sense into him.

  • A.D.

    Damnit

  • Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothin on Swisher

    Evan Longoria is a fat fuck

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Nice throw, X.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Why in the hell is Nady not getting around that and at least trying to throw the ball home?

    • http://eemack.blogspot.com Eric

      Because there was no chance of a play at the plate and if you throw home the runner on first advances. No point in letting that happen.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      OH, IF ONLY WE HAD BOBBY ABREU!!!!

      OOOOOOH, SWEET IRONY!!!!!

  • Mike

    nice effort nady

  • Alex S

    wow…….if burnett does not get a win

  • JobaWockeeZ

    OMFG. I;m starting to hate the Rays as much as the Sox now.

  • Jasper

    It may be tied but I think Burrell just let us off the hook there… Our offense will bounce back and win us this game. Just need AJ to hold it here.

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

      Yeah, I’m surprised Burrell swung at the 3-0 pitch. He’s usually more patient than that.

  • CP3

    Hope the Yanks can score and give a chance for Burrent to still win the game.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    How huge is Garza’s first inning wiggle job now, huh?

  • Trish

    Damn, I go away to read e-mail and everything goes to hell.

  • http://heavysoundsandtheabstracttruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alg_burnett-sabathia-3.jpg Mike Pop

    Had too long of a rest that inning.

  • A.D.

    Damn nice pitch

  • pat

    we need wins

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    Well the good news is that the top of the order is up next inning.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

    Jose!

  • A.D.

    Damn Jose showing the arm

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    BAM!!!

    THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

  • JobaWockeeZ

    OWNED! SUCK IT PENA

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Carlos Peña = epic fail.

      (Although, at first glance to me, I don’t think Tex’s swipe actually got him.)

      • JobaWockeeZ

        At first I thought that too. But I think he got his head before he reached base.

  • Christopher

    He can’t hit but he sure can throw.

  • Alex S

    nice to have a gold glove first baseman

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ Artist formerly known as ‘The’ Steve

    Nice play.

  • Alex

    Molinas got a friggin SNIPER

  • Mike

    TEH MOLINA!!!11!!

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Hava mutha fuckin’ Molina!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Hava Molina.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Top of the lineup coming, time to get AJ his win.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime…Swisher for MVP

    I <3 Molina’s arm.

  • Trish

    Jooo-se, did you see that nice pick-off?

  • A.D.

    Damnit Howell regress!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.om/kevyyankees Kevin G.

    Oh, there are the Rays fans.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    If ARod wasn’t in the dugout, I think we all know Burnett would have finished off that no-hitter.

    He’s such an annoying distraction.