Now pitching for the Yankees: Francisco LirianoBy
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Rumor has it the Yanks only had to give up Melky Cabrera and Ian Kennedy, but were willing to throw in Kei Igawa if the Twins included Joe Nathan in the deal. (h/t JasperJohn for the email)
Update (5:45pm): Okay okay okay, enough people complained, I changed the post title.