• Drew

    Alfredo time.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Marlins with in the bottom of the 14th on an errant throw to first base by the Reds on the tail-end of a 4-6-3 double play.

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

      Speaking of Reds/1B: Joey Votto is definitely part of the reason I’m in first place in one of my fantasy leagues.

      • V

        Ditto.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        OH NO YOU SAID FANTASY NOW LANNY’S GONNA CLOWN ON YOU FOR BEING UNINTERESTING

        • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

          OH SNAP.

        • V

          Rofl, because Lanny is a monument to t3h interesting!

        • Accent Shallow

          I’d prefer to keep fantasy discussions out of non-open threads, but I’d imagine that’s unlikely.

  • Nick

    who wants to tell Michael kay to calm down. hes getting me excited of fly balls

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      hes getting me excited of fly balls

      That’s what SHE said!

      • Nick

        hahahhaha, nice

    • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

      Deep fly ball. Nick Green makes the catch.

      • Lanny

        kay is becoming a rizzuto with the fly balls

    • Accent Shallow

      He’s always been like that, and he always will be.

      “Deep fly ball, see y. . . it’s going to be caught short of the track by. . .”

    • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

      That is my one complaint about Sterling. He kills me when he says “It is high…it is far..IT IS caught by Bay.

    • Drew

      Ridiculous. He’s been doing it all year, Driven deep to left! the SS makes the play.

  • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

    Lanny:Rational Thinking
    Yoko Ono:The Beatles

    • Lanny

      saying we havent developed position players and got reliable pen arms and used our resources to make the team depth superior to others isn’t rational?? hmmmm

      • V

        We get it. The Yankees are horrible. They’re the worst team in the history of baseball. Cashman couldn’t GM the Pirates. We get it.

        Now, please leave. You’ve made your point.

      • Mattingly’s Love Child

        So spend the money on what? Would you rather they didn’t sign CC, Teix, and AJ? What starting pitchers would you have signed?

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        It is.

        Problem is, you don’t say that.

        You say that we’ve never done anything right, and that Cashman and Girardi are dumbasses, and that we suck and all our players are busts.

        That’s not rational.

        And again, WE HAVE DEVELOPED POSITION PLAYERS. We traded most of them away, often at the behest/demand of the aging George Steinbrenner.

        Nick Johnson, Alfonso Soriano, and Dioner Navarro are all starting players in the major leagues right now.

      • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

        No it is not, because it is an empty complaint. Rational thought is accompanied with some sort a substantiative argument based on factual evidence.

        I would counter your argument by saying that we used our resources to acquire Nick Swisher and Jose Molina to fortify the bench (If you consider Swisher a starter replace his name with Nady)

        I would also state that our Catcher, 2B, SS, 3B, CF and 4th OF are currently products of our farm system.

        Rational thinking.

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

        When the Yankees get fully healthy–Nady, Rodriguez, Marte and Bruney–the Yankees will look a whole lot deeper. One of Pena/Berroa will be in Scranton and the other will be on the bench. Gardner will start MAYBE once a week (unless Melky takes a down turn), and Nady will be the fourth OF rather than one of Gardbrera. The bullpen is not as bad as it looks, trust me. Coke is pitching well, Rivera is Rivera, Bruney will most likely do fine. Plus, I’d say chances are that at least one of Albaladejo, Marte (when healhty), Ramirez, Veras, or Robertson will get much better.

  • steve (different one)

    Kay just Sterlinged that fly ball from Molina.

    what did Sterling call it as, onto the Deegan?

    • http://theyankeeuniverse.com Moshe Mandel

      He raised his voice a bit, but corrected pretty quickly. No harm.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    Come on Aceves 1-2-3 inning right here.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    I’m a little worried about Posada here.

    • Drew

      saw that.. He’s a tough cookie though. That Hammy’s been barking for a while.

  • A-Rod is Still My N****

    Keep it up, Aceves.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I don’t know whether to be proud of or scared of your name.

    • pat

      ninja?

    • A-Rod is Still My N****

      FUCK!

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Only the MSM can classify having such pillars of health like Mark Kotsay and Rocco Baldelli as having “great depth”.

    • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

      Baldelli on the DL is a better bench than Nady as your 4th while healthy. Trust me.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        IETC

    • JobaWockeeZ

      Fuck Jason Bay. But we’re still in this game.

      • JobaWockeeZ

        Sorry, reply fail.

  • V

    So, does Lanny shed a tear everytime the Yankees win a game?

    • Lanny

      i only cry for your fantasy team stories

      • V

        So, when does your mommy make you go to bed, anyway?

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        That was supposed to be witty and clever.

        It wasn’t.

        • Lanny

          I dont think ive ever read a clever post from you. god knows you do try so damn hard daily

  • steve (different one)

    Drew probably just broke 3 ribs

  • Matt-Pitt

    Another dp??

  • BJ

    gangster style

  • Manimal

    Which side does drew have his back problem on?

  • J

    is it possible to make this more of a live chat instead of like forum posting?

    i mean, as long as it doesn’t cost the rab guys money. make your benjamins fellas.

    • Manimal

      Something tells me that this is the same guy as last time. Seriously, deal with it.

      • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

        lol why what happened last time? i dont remember asking this question lol

      • http://ryanhandt.blogspot.com/ handtius

        Actually, that was me. and you deal with it. Uh What!!!

        -sarcasm, but it was me and it was just an idea. Don’t get all worked up when someone has an idea. i still think it could work.

        • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

          well i think its a good idea. i like talking to a group of intelligent yankee fans but i hate to keep refreshing while im trying to chill to a yankee game with a beer in my hand and nachos with the other lol

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            Beer in my hand = Bottle of lotion in my hand
            Nachos with the other = Yup, you guessed it

            • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

              lol good burn

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    Godddddddddammit.

  • Matt-Pitt

    Fuck mee

  • Drew

    Kay sounded happy about that one.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    That hurts. Get Jason Bay back to the mother fucken NL.

    • Lanny

      wheres the conspiracy theory for that one?

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

        Go look at the pitch FX from tonight on Brooks Baseball. Last I counted, there were twelve pitches Hughes threw inside the given strikezone that were called balls.

      • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

        Bandbox!

      • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

        Time was slowed down by aliens of the red sox nation that slowed down the fb and let it sit. Jason Bay continued and swung with the might of King Kong and the air lift in the new stadium made it travel to hit the foul pole.

  • Manimal

    Well, I’m goin to bed.

    • http://ryanhandt.blogspot.com/ handtius

      Take Lanny with you.

  • V

    I REALLY wish Kay wouldn’t get excited when THE OTHER TEAM hits a homerun.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Fucking Canadians.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Fucking Aceves. It was inevitable.

    • Bryan

      Yea that pitch bleed into the middle of the plate, even varitek would have hit that ball.

  • A.D.

    ouch

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    So, when did Jason Bay start growing dreads and banging hot Dominican women?

    • J

      lol hilarious

  • Biggity Baruce

    fuck

  • Drew

    Nice Alfredo.

  • http://theyankeeuniverse.com Moshe Mandel

    Lanny in 3..2…1….

  • pat

    It’s gonna be fun when we blow the redsox offer outta the water and sign jason bay this offseason.
    *
    *
    *
    *
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    and then he sucks.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    J

    i used to read from that blog before

  • A.D.

    jeez Molina.

  • Lanny

    who expected this bullpen to give 5 shutout innings?

    well, besides the super fans here

    • http://theyankeeuniverse.com Moshe Mandel

      And there it is.

    • http://ryanhandt.blogspot.com/ handtius

      Who expected you to shut up.

      No one.

  • Brendan

    Where is Molina’s defense today?!

  • Accent Shallow

    I swear, they trade Manny, and Bay picks up right where he left off.

    You could actually see him licking his lips at that pitch.

  • Drew

    Molina wtf

  • Manimal

    Molina has Abreuitis.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Jason Bay is hitting so well because he is wearing a Red Sox uni. It is all about being in that uni. It’s like that uni has magic powers.

    • Drew

      For some reason he’s immune to the increased facial hair and male pattern baldness though.

      • Mattingly’s Love Child

        So he’s not roiding? Those are characteristics of taking roids….just like gaining 25lbs from sophomore to junior year of high school!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15305165&ref=profile Doug

        I guess they believe in the importance of good grooming in Canada.

    • Stryker

      they get washed in ted williams’ sweat.

      ultra grit.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      OH NO MIKE POP YOU’RE MAKING UP CONSPIRACY THEORIES LANNY’S GONNA GET YA

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    damm we needed dat 1-2-3 inning.

  • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

    i dont understand why we just don’t ignore lanny. or make fun of him.

    he’s like fire. stoke him he burns, spit on him, he’ll eventually go away.

    i’m gonna spit.

    • Lanny

      lol

      i guess you can’t handle someone actually speaking honest truth about the team/franchise

      maybe some of the super fans need to deal with reality

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        You’ve never seen “honest truth” or “reality”, Lanny.

      • Mattingly’s Love Child

        So Lanny, WHAT IS YOUR SOLUTION?! What should they have done to build this team? Talk to us. Give us your plan for domination.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15305165&ref=profile Doug

        Way to fight the machine Lanny. Keep speaking truth to power. Thanks to you, the revolution will be televised. You are a brilliant blinding ray of cacophonous truth in this dark and chaotic world.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          IETC

          Lanny = Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes

      • V

        I could go to a Red Sox blog and get more compliments about the Yankees than come from you.

        Just go jump off a bridge already.

        • Lanny

          from now on i’ll listen to team super fan here and bow at the altar of cashman

          hes done a great job of handing out checks. hes a great spender of the stein’s moolah. hes the obama of baseball

          • V

            :snort:

            Just go jump off a bridge already, prick.

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            All of this is batshit insane.

      • JobaWockeeZ

        Please go back here
        soxblog.mlblogs.com/

      • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

        i guess you can’t handle someone actually speaking honest truth about the team/franchise

        Yes. As opposed to dishonest truth or truthful lies. you my friend are a linguistic marvel.

      • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

        nah dude the yankees have been sucking this year. some of these fans on this board are diehard yankee fans and it pisses em off when they lose and when they hear a supposed “yankee fan” completely sh!t on their team. to many of us, the yankees are like family you know?

        dude, i dont personally care. i think you’re funny, but you really are killing the flow of the board, and i dont appreciate that. you know kill a man to save a few more…

        • Lanny

          So I’m a Red Sox fan because i think we have done some things wrong and i dont like some of the moves our front office has made? hilarious

          i guess we can only post here and be called real yankee fans if we are super fans who believe this team is infallible and can do no wrong.

          lol

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            Batshit insane.

          • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

            i never said you were a red sox fan dude. damn you’re defensive… what a tool

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Lol. They get to the group of 8 red sox fans who are chanting. Gotta love ESPn.

  • A-Rod is Still My N****

    I don’t know who I’d rather see the team face in the 7th: Lester or the pen.

  • Lanny

    Aceves should have been here since Opening Day. This team needed a long man all yr

    • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

      Ya, but you forgot the part where they only needed one in 3 starts. Which were all Wang’s.

      • Lanny

        you don’t think we needed a long man all season?

        really?

        • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop
          • JobaWockeeZ

            LOL PWNED.

          • Bryan

            Why is this team so aggravating to watch?!

        • Accent Shallow

          It’s so easy to second guess, but Aceves was terrible in ST, and the only young guy in the rotation was Joba. The other 4 could absolutely be expected to get deep in games.

          Now, last year, you have a point.

        • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

          Who is this “we” you keep referring to? Are their more Lannies locked up in your basement?

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Jason Varitek: “How the fuck [did] I miss that?”

    Because you fucking suck?

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

      Good answer.

  • Accent Shallow

    Can we please get “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” instead of “God Bless America” for the 7th inning stretch?

    What an embarrassment the front office is.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      /Lanny’d

  • Blackdragon905

    The next time Jason Bay comes to the play whoever is throwing for the yankees must throw at this guy’s rib cage. I cannot take him anymore.

    • Brazilian Yankee

      They never did that to Manny, and he was a lot better than Bay.

    • Lanny

      they havent backed ortiz off the plate in 6 yrs and now they’re gonna move bay???

      this is one area i thought girardi would actually improve upon torre and start doing the right thing. maybe joba has the nuts

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

        they havent backed ortiz off the plate in 6 yrs and now they’re gonna move bay???

        This has always made me angry.

  • Manimal

    Solution: Pena has to get thrown out.

    • Kelvz

      IETC.
      We would tie this and by the 15th inning, the bullpen catcher gets thrown out which gives way to a Berroa inside the park walk off home run.

      Yep, you heard it here first.

  • A.D.

    Yankees will score 2 runs this inning.

    • Matt-Pitt

      Sure hope so

    • A-Rod is Still My N****

      Then, walk-off against Papelbitch?

      • JobaWockeeZ

        Hey Gardner did it.

  • Manimal

    Poor Ankiel, I really want him in pinstripes.

    • V

      I don’t, and I like him.

  • Steve Phillips

    The last yankees everyday player to come from their farm system is Don Mattingly!

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      The last yankees everyday player to come from their farm system is Don Mattingly Wee Willie Keeler

    • Alex

      lolol.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    come on berroaa lets get a basehit.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Hmm. I would have PH Matsui here.

    • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

      Too early, sweetie.

      • http://www.YouTube.com/kevyyankees Kevin G.

        It seems late…

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Yanks win this game.

    • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

      I have to admit, I could use a beer here.

      And that’s the second time I’ve nearly typoed beer as bear in the last two minutes.

  • http://mulaz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/manbearpig.jpg ManBearPig

    Lanny is Axl

    Axl is Lanny

    *burns clothes and scrapes tongue*

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Heh, Lanny makes Axl look like Steven Hawking.

      • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

        Heh, Lanny makes Axl look like Steven Hawking

        Yeah. Lanny is still upset about him taking #21 during his stint here.

    • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

      LOL.

      Finkle is Einhorn…..

      • Manimal

        LOL the best part was when he realized that he made out with a man

        • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

          I LOVE those movies. Top 25 of all time…….

          • Manimal

            Same, The football one was better than the guano one.

            Don’t really remember the titles lol.

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            OH SHIT WHAT ABOUT SCARFACE?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

            • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

              WHAT UP SON!!

              WHAT CHU GONNA DO!!!

              • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

                I will smash your face through a car winshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Popavero out for a lovely seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!

                • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

                  HEY!

                  Lets leave the mothers out of this!

                  One rule: No touching of the hair or face. BEGIN!!

                • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

                  Your mother is so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

    • JobaWockeeZ

      Axl actually supports the team when they’re doing really good. Lanny finds whatever way to say the team sucks. Like when we scored 10 runs an inning? Axlw as happy, Lanny was not. Therefore Axl can be called a fan and Lanny is not.

  • V

    Berroa needed to take one for the team there.

  • pat

    Nick Green is loving this shit.

  • cjc

    hmm and berroa is in for his bat against the lefty great choice

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    come on johnyy get on base so tex hits a 2run bomb.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Not going to lie. Even though our fav team is losing to the hated rival. These threads have been great. This is why RAB is the shizzle!

    • Stryker

      indeed. plenty of laughs tonight.

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

        We’re all laughing at you. And Pop. Mostly Pop. Actually all Pop. He sucks.

        • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

          Mhm. Indeed.

        • Stryker

          but..but..but….i thought you loved me!

    • JobaWockeeZ

      I wonder whats going on at LoHud. Probably blaming A-Rod for not being clutch enough to be in the game to hit a HR in the first inning.

    • pat

      more like shizzocialist.

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      Your a terrible fan for enjoying the blog more than the game.

      Go make love to your spreadsheets, nerd!

      • V

        Hey, don’t make fun of us spreadsheet monkeys :-(

        (eventually, I’ll go back to school, but at least it pays well in the meantime!!)

      • Lanny

        I’ll miss you later tonight, V. Hugs

  • Accent Shallow

    Argh.

  • Drew

    Cinco De Mayo!!

    • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

      It’s on! Yanqui time beaches. Bring esse!

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    Berroa doing his best to give back the nice play he made before. Luckily, Tex stopped him.

    • Manimal

      I am content with Aceves today. Pitched very well for a long relief pitcher.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    Come on Aceves its ur day Cinco De Mayo lets get these hitters out 1-2-3.

  • Steve Phillips

    Victor Zambrano>>>Scott Kazmir

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Eh, if the Yanks lose tonight it’s because it’s midnight and past thier bedtime.

    YA LANNY, YA, I WENT THERE.

    • Lanny

      pop i do respect your eternal optimism and never ending faith in the boys

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Do you?

      • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

        You and I. We need to stick together. All these buttheads on here who think the Yanks are any good compared to the Sox. We need to stick together and hold our ground with these super fans. K? Me and you, Lanny.

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      It’s past my bedtime! Tomorrow is going to suck at work….oh well.

  • Drew

    Okay Lester is done. Can we please get through this inning, Alf?

  • http://theyankeeuniverse.com Moshe Mandel

    I’m going to sleep- finals, early morning tomorrow. Hopefully I wake up to a great comeback followed by a legendary Lanny bashing party.

    • Lanny

      the super fans bashing is fun

      i feel like espn, gammons and steve phillips now. no calls for aceves getting squeezed? umps on the take???

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        No, no calls for Aceves being squeezed because he’s not getting squeezed like Hughes was.

        Which blows a big hole in your “You guys are all blind Yankee homers who make up conspiracy theories” idea.

        • Lanny

          if you really believed there was some big conspiracy to screw hughes here and squeeze him and make him throw 90 pitches in 4 innings, you got some issues my man

          theres no talking to someone that actually believes that. maybe u can tell us your theory of how we faked the moon landing

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            Christ, you’re also incapable of reading as well.

            I NEVER SAID THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY TO SQUEEZE HUGHES. I SAID HUGHES WAS GETTING SQUEEZED.

            If you can’t see the difference in those two statements, you’re a bigger moron than I thought.

  • V

    Molina is having the worst game of his career. Wow.

    • Lanny

      you may have to trade him on your fantasy team

      • pat

        Another fantasy joke.. haha awesome.

        • JobaWockeeZ

          Hey he can’t criticize Girardi and he wants to believe he is superior so he’ll say his fantasy team is better. But he’s a Sox fan so I know for a fact Varitek is his starting catcher.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        This would be a funny joke, Lanny, if you hadn’t already built up a huge track record of being a snotty, unfunny dick in all the comments preceeding this one.

      • V

        Can we trade you to SOSH? Please?

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    Molina is not having a good day.

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      Who would have thought that shots of tequila during the rain delay would hamper his performance?!

  • pat

    We need some Ramiro Pena in this game.. STAT

  • Matt-Pitt

    Molina just not having a good game…

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Jose Molina has had one shitty game.

  • Alex

    wow..

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Awful game for Molina.

  • Drew

    Damn Molina sucks today.

  • pat

    Yankee fans love the high heat

  • Bryan

    YEAAAA brushback bitch!

  • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

    Me likey! Brush him back gangsta style!

  • Accent Shallow

    Dust Pedroia again plz. He practically stands on the inside black.

  • BJ

    y’all know who… keepin it gangsta

  • Steve Phillips

    Jacoby Ellsbury is just such a phenomenal talent. The Yankees have never had anyone like him. Ever.

    • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

      Jacoby Ellsbury is like Joe Dimaggio if Dimaggio would have realized his potential.

      • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

        Did Joe D ever steal home? I think not!!

        Walking Ortiz, eh.

      • Steve Phillips

        Too bad Theo Epstien hadnt decended from the heavens yet. He could have taken Joe under his wing.

        • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

          Nice!

    • V

      Rofl.

    • V

      Gardner would be as good as Ellsbury if he could hit .280/.336/.394.

      Unfortunately… he hasn’t been able to yet.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    The one bad thing about Pedroia falling down: he doesn’t have too far to go so there’s less of a chance he gets hurt.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    The umpire is just straight giving the Yankees make up calls now.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Pedroia. Don’t you start you lil snarky motherfucker.

  • kSturnz

    sorry to tell everyone that i have lester starting… i feel ashamed

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    Hey, watch your mouth, little Dustin!

  • A.D.

    looks like the strike zone has opened up a bit

  • Stryker

    “that’s fuckin’ bool” – dustin pedroia.

  • V

    Why are they walking Ortiz?

    Why?

    • Lanny

      no fantasy points for walks

      • pat

        HAHA ANOTHER ONE. You’re on fire tonight.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Still not funny.

        Your lack of a sense of humor is as unenjoyable as your lack of a sense of perspective or history.

      • JobaWockeeZ

        LOL. Another fantasy joke. Lanny please GTFO with your crappy fantasy team consisting of Varitek, Josh Beckett and Nick Green.

        • pat

          OMG Lanny prob took Varitek in teh first round. n00b
          LULZ

      • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

        I actually count BBs in the fantasy league I run so….

  • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

    Why would you walk Big Crappy!?!?!?

  • Mattingly’s Love Child

    Kay is talking about the importance of lineup protection…ugh

  • pat

    That K pitch to Pedroia was clearly on the black.

  • dre

    now he gives us calls…thanks soooo much

  • Drew

    Are we really walking big poopi

    • Alex

      hehe, poop.

  • Lanny

    was aceves getting squeezed there???

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      Yes he was!

      • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

        No arguing with Lanny on this topic. He is an expert at squeezing balls.

        • JobaWockeeZ

          IETC.

    • Alex

      ^scroll up.. no one says he was.. quite the opposite actually.

  • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

    Drew would have caught that.

    • Drew

      Hell yeah. I had a beat on that shit.

  • Matt-Pitt

    I hate that 0-2 pitch right there… Why throw a strike?

    • Matt-Pitt

      Much better. Lets do this now offense.

  • kSturnz

    yawn, who puts up better stats this year, Hanson or Price?

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      Price, but it should be close if Hanson gets enough time to pitch in the junior league while Price is in the big boy division in the big boy league.

  • Sal

    Y wouldn’t u walk ortiz there?

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    That was a pretty nasty pitch. Liked what I saw there. Alfredo has to be a mainstay for a while.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    Nice to get out of that inning witout allowin a run.

  • Reggie C.

    Aceves racking up the Ks … Pass this man a Corona.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside
      • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

        Such an awesome fuckin’ commercial.

        FUckin’ Teix!!!!

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Three runs.

    Six outs.

    Let’s do this.

    We win tonight! Err, this morning!

    • Mattingly’s Love Child

      WE CAN BUILD ON THIS!

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Yanks winning this game.

    • http://ryanhandt.blogspot.com/ handtius

      do it. do it.

  • J aka 911 aka firefighter aka smoky da bear aka just J

    nyyfan91 arodfan,

    i was asking because i just remember your username on those boards. i liked the stuff you said over there. are you still over there or have you jumped ship to rab? or follow both. i found that board sorta childish and way too chaotic after a while

    • yankeefan91 Arod fan

      j ship over to rab wayy better the nnyfan.com

  • DreDog

    Calling it, 6 spot this inning.

  • A.D.

    Someone is heating up

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    WOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://www.retire21.org Mike R. – Retire 21

    CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=594331910&ref=name Jamal G.

    He’s baaaaaaaaaaack.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Wow. Talk about busting out.

    • Alex

      thats wat she said.

  • Matt-Pitt

    Looks like Teix is heating up babyy… Lets go, we are getting back in this game.

  • Reggie C.

    Heh.

    Teix has life in the bat.

    Give THIS man a Dos Equis.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    niceeeeeeeee tex cathing fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  • Stryker

    TEX!

  • V

    Uh oh. Teix is heating up. O/U HRs in the next week at 6?

  • http://ryanhandt.blogspot.com/ handtius

    word. 2

  • Drew

    2 more fellas

  • pat

    Tex is really filling our meaningless HR void.

  • Sal

    Tex coming alive

  • A.D.

    Finally my Tex trade in fantasy might be paying off.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Tex… he’s heating up… HE’S ON FIRE!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf98dAnQ88

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Tex is the third player on the Yanks to hit homers from both sides of the plate in the same game this year. Melky in the 14th inning game against the A’s, Swish in Detroit last week, Tex tonight.

    That’s a ton.

    • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

      Jorge and Pena need to get in on this. I love how many switch hitters this team has.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Yes, Steve Philips. When a really, really good hitter hits a Hr. It’s the park.

  • Accent Shallow

    You know what this game thread could use more of? Sniping and meta-commentary.

    On a serious note, Hughes’ performance reminded me of last year, although it was marginally better than his lousy starts then. I know he won’t be as good as he was in Detroit every time, so hopefully he can find a happy medium ASAP.

    • A.D.

      Yeah it was very much of an ’08 Hughes. Though seemed less of a problem of really nibbling, and more not pitching great in general & having some bad luck.

      Though he did pitch well in his first start in ’08 against the Jays.

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    come on yanks we need couple of runs.

  • JobaWockeeZ

    HEY LANNY!!!! I’m pretty damn sure HR’s and RBI’s are good for fantasy. How’s V-Tek working out for your team? Or Nick Green? Almost had that homer if you were watching which I doubt since you’re a bandwagoner/Sux fan.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Aunt Becca-Optimist Prime

    Matsui on deck so Posada def hurt.

  • Mattingly’s Love Child

    Crap with Matsui in the ondeck circle for Jorge….

    • JobaWockeeZ

      Matsui has been hot lately.

      • Mattingly’s Love Child

        Yeah, I just worry about losing Jorge to injury.

  • Accent Shallow

    BB Robbie. Was hoping we’d see that.

  • Mattingly’s Love Child

    How long did it take Cano to get to 7 walks last year?!

  • Drew

    Papsmear ftl.

  • Stryker

    pleeeeeeeeeaseeeeee matsui….

  • V

    Wow, Paps for 5 outs? Hopefully that ruins his shoulder for a month.

  • Manimal

    I’m loving gameday audio right now.

  • http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt ACTY

    If Posada’s seriously hurt, I’m gonna fucking cry. Even with getting Rodriguez back, I don’t think they can effectively deal with another Posada injury.

  • http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00mwbIM15ofMv/340x.jpg Mike Pop

    Uhoh.