Jun
03

Game 52: So will we call them B-Hughesers?

By Joseph Pawlikowski

If B-Jobber – bullpen + Joba, we could go one of two ways with Phil Hughes in the bullpen:

B-Phils
B-Hughesers

I pick the latter. We could also mutate that to B-Hosers, but that might be a bit of a stretch. In any case, the big news of the day was Chien-Ming Wang back to the rotation, Hughes to the bullpen. It’s going to cause some debate, but I’d like to point out RAB commenter mustang, who put it best:

Regardless what a nice problem to have too much quality starting pitching.

thank you Mr. Cashman.

We’ll see where the Yanks go with this, of course, but I wouldn’t expect Hughes in the bullpen too long. He’ll back up Wang tomorrow, who himself said he could probably only go 80 pitches. Apparently Brian Cashman was on the Michael Kay Show and said that it’s a two-week trial, and that if Wang pitches well it’s back to AAA for Hughes. (thanks to tsjc for the find)

Oh, what’s that you say? There’s a game tonight? Given the bleak forecast and the gray clouds which have covered the sky since mid-afternoon, I wouldn’t be too sure about that. If they do play, it will be Andy Pettitte against Scott Feldman.

Feldman, 26, has pitched well in his 48.1 innings this year, allowing 21 runs for a 3.91 ERA. He doesn’t have great strikeout numbers, and doesn’t have a 2:1 K/BB ratio. That usually doesn’t bode well against the Yankees lineup. Yet last year, when Feldman was pretty horrible, he had two good starts against the Yanks. The first was one run over 5.2 innings, and the other was two runs over 7.0 IP. He did walk five in those 12.2 innings, though. This year’s version of the Yanks will make you pay for those a lot more than they did last year.

Yet the last time Feldman pitched what you could call a bad start was on May 1, when he allowed three runs over 5.2 IP. Even then, it’s not too bad. He hasn’t allowed more than three runs in a start since the Rangers placed him in the rotation on April 25. So while the Yanks have improved since their last meeting with Feldman, so has he. He was also born in Hawaii, for whatever that’s worth.

Lineup:

1. Derek Jeter, SS
2. Johnny Damon, LF Nick Swisher, 1B
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B Johnny Damon, LF
4. Alex Rodriguez, 3B
5. Robinson Cano, 2B
6. Jorge Posada, C
7. Hideki Matsui, DH
8. Nick Swisher, RF Melky Cabrera, RF
9. Brett Gardner, CF

And on the mound, number forty-six, Andy Pettitte.

Update by Mike (6:58pm): Tex scratch with a bruised ankle, x-rays negative. Lineup changes above.

Posted on Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm in Game Threads.

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429 Comments

Slugger27 says:

what do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells ya the weather when ya wake up?

 
 
yankeegirl49 says:

Tex was just scratched. Injured ankle, day to day.

John Duci says:

This sucks. Tex has been my favorite Yankee to watch lately.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

especially in the three hole…

…that lineup looks a little suspect to me, i just hope NICK brings his A game tonight…

Observer283 says:

This really is the value of Nick Swisher though. His ability to adequately fill in at the corner outfield and first base spots is huge.

Also, I know its been as fun to leap of the Swisher bandwagon as it was to leap on it, but I think I want to stay on.

Is a .300 hitter? We have a ton of evidence to the contrary. But how in the heck are you not happy with a bottom of the order guy (when the team is healthy) with a .360+ OBP? If he hits .270 (not unreasonable) he’ll probably be .375+ OBP. Is there any doubt that he will end the season with a higher OBP than Cano (who will likely hit over .300)? Really, BA is the only major strike against Nick-y Swish and I’ll take OPS over BA anyday.

When you add in the flexibility that his versatility gives the Yanks, he’s a pretty huge value add.

Swisher is still all sorts of awesome.

Works counts, constantly on base, good defense, flexibility, never complains.

I never left the bangwagon.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

Bangwagon!

I never left either, but I did start hoping X would come back soon to give him some help!

 
 

Ding-ding. This is what people who dislike Swisher don’t get. He’s not a high BA guy but he’s gonna put up a .360+ OBP and .450+ SLG. No one here, even I, self-proclaimed president of the Nick Swisher Fan Club (where’s my veep Steve H been, btw?) didn’t think he’d ever hit .300+.

 
 
 
 
thurdonpaul says:

is tino around ?
can he play for a few games ? :)

Get me John Mayberry Sr. on the phone, pronto.

Bryan says:

Oh, you mean that guy that the FOX broadcasters thought was John Mayberry Sr. or the actual John Mayberry Sr.?

Either one.

That was hilarious, btw. I was watching, and I was all like, “If that’s really John Mayberry Sr., why is he wearing a Panama flag on his shirt?”

 
Jack says:

Eh, they’re all the same.

(Joking. Please don’t kill me.)

Accent Shallow says:

Apparently FOX thinks so.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Slugger27 says:

btw yall know tex was scratched right?

 
Joey H. says:

Wasn’t Tex a scratch with the ankle?

 
Tony says:

Pettitte will be on the DL soon enough.

Accent Shallow says:

Sure hope not.

 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com.....mit=Submit

Arod about to pass a bunch of milestones…

who’s on first?

Harold Baines, you’re going down, fucko.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

:)

oh, and WHOA! back on teh meds!!1!

some call me…Tim…

some call me…Tim…

Thanks, that was driving me crazy.

I hope you enjoy the name. Wear it well, don’t let me down.

 
 
 
 
e mills says:

So what happens in Wang get’s shelled tomorrow?

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:
 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Tarp is off huh? Skies don’t look that bad right now.

Jay says:

Got a buddy at the game…says he thinks they can get in…got a window until about 10.

 
 
Mike says:

send hughes to the minors if he isnt going to start and if you want another starter that is able to pitch out of the pen call up Kontos or even heaven forbid Igawa. Hughes needs to develop length, so let him start.

Putting Wang back in now is about the whining his agent was doing and not what is best for this team right now.

It’s two weeks. A fortnight. His time in the bullpen will be short like leprechauns.

Ivan says:

and Hughes will crush so-called willies, thugs, and rapper-dons.

Thanks for the help out, bro.

BRO-BOT!!!! I AM A BRO-BOT!!!!

Ivan says:

Thank u very much.

 
 
 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Totally false. Having Wang back in the rotation is exactly what is best for this team both now and in the future. The Yankees need to give him every opportunity to return to form, and if he does, that is a huge upgrade.

Hughes moving to the bullpen is SHORT TERM. I think he can pitch well out of the pen with his fastball/curve combo and his control. He’ll get back to Triple-A soon enough, or he’ll be the next in line to get a start should someone go down… not Kei Igawa. Kontos and Igawa haven’t shown you anything in the big leagues… Hughes has. This was the right move.

yankeegirl49 says:

I’d rather have HOWARD Hughes than Kei Igawa.

I’d rather have Kay Bailey Hutchinson than Kei Igawa.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

She’s tough…

She’s from Texas, after all.

She probably rubs hot sauce on her balls, Clemens Style.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

while i find that mildly disturbing, i do suppose its better than peeing on your hands, Any Style.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
 
 
 
thurdonpaul says:
 
 
 
 
JobaWockeeZ says:

I love how YES thinking Hughes will stay in the bullpen forever…
Hughes is only staying if Wang implodes. Then he’s going to AAA.

Jay says:

I’m all about having the Wanger back, but why not let Phil have one more start against a team he has pitched well against?

 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

So who had before the 1st pitch tonight in the pool for when the MSM was going to decide Hughes to the bullpen was permament?

What a friggin joke!

I’d say, considering that Wang himself is on an 80-pitch limit and isn’t likely to make it past the 5th, there’s about a 70% chance we see BOTH Wang and Hughes pitch multiple innings tonight.

 
 
 
Charlie says:

the YES network primarily employs retards, so i’ve learned not to listen to their analysis. no way the yanks are dumb enough to let Phil rot in the bullpen the whole season.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

To be honest, in my experience with MLB.tv, I have found very very few announcers that were intelligent. So it is pretty much par for the course.

 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Heyheyhey. RAB is the official blog of the YES Network.

You callin’ RAB retards?????????????????

RAB: A proud member of the YES Network® Blogging Network™

 
Charlie says:

if there are any YES announcers on this site, then possibly. nothing against the YES network, its Michael Kay, John Flaherty, and Ken Singleton’s fault

 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

“the Yankees finally pulling the pin on reinforcing their meager bullpen, but it was the wrong one: Phil Hughes was promoted to the pen today. He’s no Joba, but its a start”

For ESPN, I’m Peter Gammons.

Ivan says:

Is that really an actual quote from Gammons.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

what’s really sad is that question can legitimately be asked…

:(

(but no, it isnt)

 
Charlie says:

i highly doubt it, but its still pretty funny

 
 
 
 
 
 

I’m thinking 6 IP 8 H 4 R 4 ER 4 BB 4 K for Andy tonight.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

well that whip of 2.00 sounds about right with the way he’s pitched lately…

Mattingly's Love Child says:

But Andy has always been good for courting disaster with a fairly large # of baserunners.

 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Minus two strikeouts. One strikeout for each time Chris Davis bats.

 
Nigel Incubator-Jones says:

Ok, you are 0-0 on predictions so far. Remeber 5 wrong in a row and no more predictions for you.

I like this game. Do I get a prize for winning if I do?

Nigel Incubator-Jones says:

Yes, if you are right and the Yanks score more runs than their opponents you get a victory.

 
Nigel Incubator-Jones says:

And I will consider you right is you are right on 4 of 6 predictions.

Nigel Incubator-Jones says:
JackC says:

Enjoyably obscure Python Reference, btw way, congrats…

 
 
 
 
 
mustang says:

I will take that if it means a W.
6-1 is nice for the old man.

 
 
Bryan says:

Is anyone else listening to the Trenton Thunder broadcast because of Montero?

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

over/under date on Arod’s 600th homer?

(he has 560)

John says:

April 29th 2010

Assuming a drunken, enranged Jayson stark doesn’t shoot him first, Harriet Bird style, for murdering baseball history.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

John, you really disappoint me…

as a worst case scenario, I’m taking 4 October…

 
 
 
 
Accent Shallow says:

An inauspicious start for Andy.

 

Ugh. I knew as early as February that “grind”,or some derivation thereof, was going to be the buzzword for ‘09. I was definitely right on that one.

Oh peace, Mike.

 
John says:

Jones is 4-7 with 2 HRs against Pettitte…small sample?

 
Charlie says:

great start andy

 
 
Jay says:

Please don’t let it be one of those nights.

 
John says:

We need everyone to play well offensively today…

 
Charlie says:

fuck this, release petitte!

UWS says:

I hear Glavine is available.

Charlie says:

vicente padilla possibly, too

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:
 
Bryan says:
 
 
 

Whose peak was better: Randy or Pedro?

Mattingly's Love Child says:

Without looking at any stats, I feel Pedro.

 
Accent Shallow says:

Pedro’s is better, Randy’s is longer.

Word. I think Pedro’s 2000 season is the best pitching season ever. Ever.

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

what are we talking about here, Wang?

 
 

Hmmm… Pedro did it in the AL East. Randy did it in the AL West/NL West.

Pedro.

 
Ivan says:

Pedro but Randy was like the boggie man to most hitters.

 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

Bring in Wang!!!

 
UWS says:

Uh…is Wang is available for tonight?

 
John says:

WOW Andy…no more runs!

 
Charlie says:

and marlon byrd is goes boom

 
John says:

better not be that bad back Andy!

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

Joe doesnt like it when you arent entirely truthful…

…and you won’t like Joe when he’s angry!

 
 
VO says:

Why am I think were actually going to see Hughes tonight?

You’re not.

Hughes and Wang are sharing tomorrow’s innings. They’re staying on schedule with each other, I’d imagine.

VO says:

Alright let’s seriously hope your right, and Pettitte shows me what retard I am.

 
 
 
dkidd says:

i hope it turns out to be a false alarm so we can start making “the mets play like they have swine flu” jokes

Meh, if the Mets had Swine Flu, it would probably be a step up for their organization.

 
 
Charlie says:

Mother fucker, i bet Petitte is still fuckin hurt. He just started cause he wants his friggin incentives. Wang should have started tonight, not tommorow

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

i really want to make a ‘Jump to Conclusions Mat’ reference, but i can’t…Joe has the final call, and he should have at least pushed Andy back a day or two…

 
pc69 says:

think you are on to something.

 
Accent Shallow says:

Sure, money plays a factor, but Andy’s a proud, stubborn guy. He’ll be out there unless he’s physically incapable of throwing a pitch.

 
 
Dan2 says:

anyone remember/know where to find the article that showed that Ortiz’s only HR of the year wouldn’t have been out of any other stadium? thanks.

 
 
Accent Shallow says:
 

K, looks like my Pettitte prediction’s gonna be wrong in a bad way.

Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

You still have a shot…

 
 
Jake says:

Thank you melk

 
pc69 says:

Time to get Wang ready. Pettitte does not have good stuff tonight.

Charlie says:

i can’t remember a time in the past 2 years that he did

Drew says:
pc69 says:

No, Pettitte has had good stuff. But this may be a personal gain over the team and that is not right. Go to the DL and get healthy, there is still 4 months + of baseball.

Drew says:

Ha I didn’t say anything about that. I said I can remember a time within the past two years in which he’s had good stuff.

 
 
 
Nady Nation says:

Your memory is pretty shitty then. He wasn’t too shabby in October of ‘07.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

we win this 9-4 (veras gives up a homer in the 9th) and all this whining stops…

 
 
 
 
Ivan says:

Not enough grit by Andy there.

 
V says:

Well, that solves the ‘too many pitchers’ problem.

 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Pettitte keeps pitching like this and Hughes will have his spot in the rotation back in no time.

“Nah, my back is fine.” – Pettitte

 
V says:

If Pettitte’s hurt, the DL the fuck. Don’t let him keep hurting us by saying he’s ok.

It’s not being a gamer. It’s being an idiot.

Charlie says:

completely agree

 

+eleventy billion.

 
Zack says:

its the downside of an incentive laden contract

 
 
Charlie says:

you know you really suck when you give up a hit to Chris fuckin Davis

 
Drew says:

Andy, you are the weakest link.

 
Jay says:

This has all the makings of a 17-13 game…granted we hit.

 
John says:

Melky saved us there.

Let’s go offense, we can do this! I hope we can beat up Feldman today.

 
LiveFromNewYork says:

What’s wrong with Teix’s ankle?

John says:

bruised from yesterday’s slide, says its not too serious.

 
 
John says:

Andy has a 5 WHIP!!! To the 8th!

 
pc69 says:

Swish seems to be getting his swing back. That is a good thing.

 

Nice swing by Swish.

 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

Let me fire up that bangwagon!

 
 
Charlie says:

i would seriously DL Petitte, hughes is probably better than him right now. save what’s left of the old guy for the end of the season and the postseason

Jackson says:

You’ve come to this conclusion after one inning?

 
Charlie says:
 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

Busting out the jump to conclusions mat?

 
 
LiveFromNewYork says:

Hopefully he’s fine for pitching in the World Series.

 
 
Drew says:

Johny’s one of them guy you can plug in anywhere.

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

i greater than three me some NICK SWISHER…

Eventually, all of the English language will be inside jokes about inside jokes about leetspeak.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

leetspeak. ur doin it rite.

 
 
 
 
pc69 says:

Closer to ready. Alex is seeing the ball well.

 
Accent Shallow says:

Still unclutch.

John says:

2-outs RBIs are only good in the 8th

 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

…at this rate Arod hits another 36 homers this year…yes or no?

Accent Shallow says:

Another 36 HR this year? There’s 110 games left, that’s one every three games. It’s possible, but that’s an intense pace. I’d bet against it, especially given the unknown status of that hip.

 
 
Charlie says:
 

One’s better than none. Lock it up, Andy.

 
Reggie C. says:

Nate McLouth to the Braves ???

Locke, Morton, and Gorkys. Not a bad haul.

The Pirates may eventually be good again… probably not, though.

Reggie C. says:

I can’t believe Wren didn’t have to give up Jordan Schafer.

True.

If Tabata gets his act back together, though, a Gorkys-McCutchen- Tabata outfield is nothing to sneeze at. Nice troika.

 
 
 

This is horrible. Just horrible. McLouth is a stud, you coulda had him for Uuughes, and you let him get away. I don’t know what Cash is doing. First Joba, then this.

This organization is rudderless.

/Francesa’d

I bet you he makes a comment about it tomorrow.

Zack says:

And brings up his gold glove

 
 
 
 
pc69 says:

Ok, Joe, don’t pull a torre and let pettitte give up 5 more runs before you take his ass out.

Zack says:

who do you want to fill 8 innings when the Yankees play 12 more games without a day off?

 
 
Charlie says:

as much as i love robbie and how great he’s been this year, he has a tendency to kill rallies and needs to talk to his best friend melky about how to be super clutch

John says:
 
 
Reggie C. says:

Nate McLouth got traded to the Braves for gorkys, charlie morton, and jeff locke (the dude from Lost?) according to the Pitts Post Gazette.

Charlie says:
 
John says:
 
Charlie says:

wow, that’s pretty suprising. Mclouth was the face of their franchise. Oh well, nice 1-2 punch of mclouth and mcann for my fantasy team

Eh, I think Andrew McCutchen in AAA was always more the face of that franchise than McLouth was.

McLouth kinda came out of nowhere. McCutchen has been their Grady Sizemore in the making for years now (they hope).

 
 
 
Drew says:

Someone mentioned it, but in case you missed it. Nate Mcclouth is now on the Braves.

 
Accent Shallow says:

Their OF has been a black hole, so it’s not surprising to see them make a move.

Let’s see if those prospects actually pan out . . . the Braves almost seem to have the reverse Midas with prospects, in that anyone they trade turns to shit.

 
V says:

WOAH!

I have McLouth on my fantasy team. Looks like he goes from bad offense to bad offense.

 
 
pc69 says:

Padilla for Texas looks like the actor who played Al Pacino’s friend in Scarface.

Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

YES!! Awesome call.

Rebenga! Rebenga!

Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Ian Kinsler looks like Hillary Swank.

Ooooohh shit.

Nicely done.

Josh Hamilton looks like the junkie from Scarface.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, TOO SOON???

 
e mills says:
 
 
Drew says:

Hillary Swank is not hot.
/Office’d

 
 
 
Zack says:

They put him on waivers today

 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

One thing I like about the Rangers… they don’t seem to tolerate any bad apples in the clubhouse. They sent Ponson packing last season and put Padilla on waivers after last night. Kay just said Salty didn’t defend Padilla at all.

John says:

yea, Salty said that Tex and Burnett had all the rights to do what they did if Padilla did it intentionally.

 

Yeah, but Padilla’s not gone yet. They just wanted to see if anyone will take his salary off their hands.

Zack says:

Any chance Phillies bring him back?

 
 
 
UWS says:

This game is not going into any time capsules, is it…

…Unless it’s a time capsule for examples of how games should not be played :)

 
Charlie says:

petitte looks like he’s nowhere near done giving up hits in this one

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

lower back tightness preventing him from finishing his pitches, leaving shit high in the zone…

 
zs190 says:

Ace should probably get ready to pitch tonight I guess, ugh.

 
Accent Shallow says:

That’s an out with normal positioning. So it goes.

 
Drew says:

Hughes available tonight? Or should we add more innings to our reliable reliever?

 

You get the feeling that this is not Andy’s night.

Drew says:
 
 
Jake H says:

Pettitte looks terrible.

 
John says:

too early to take him out. Without the awesomely hot and recently clutch tex, we MIGHT have a hard time scoring a shitload of runs.

John says:

the 1st sentence was supposed to be a question…

 
 
Jake H says:

Put Hughes in there!

 
UWS says:

How long does Girardi keep Pettitte in? He looks terrible.

Drew says:

See how it goes. Hopefully he straightens out.

 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Honestly though you could see this coming after he came out with a sore back in his last start.

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

definition of baseball optimism:
current milestone timeline
13. Tomko, Brett NYY W 95 100 Next Season

 
Accent Shallow says:

Thanks to Mr. Jones for bailing Andy out.

 
donttradecano says:

The quotes from Bryce Harper in todays SI article make it seem like the kids got a solid head on his shoulder

 
JackC says:

It’s a commentary on Andy’s suckiness this evening that 4 runs in two innings actually seems like we’ve gotten off lucky.

Zack says:

Melky bailed him out in the first, Jones hit into double play in 2nd. Who steps up for him in the 3rd?

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

the top of the order…

 
UWS says:
 
 
 
Joey H. says:

Was Andruw laughing at Pettitte? Either that or it was just a way perverted looking grin.

Drew says:

He always smiles in the box. Hmm, that doesn’t sound right.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

he wouldnt be doing that if he were staring at a 6′3″, 230 pound Wang now would he???

Joey H. says:

Wang weighs that much? Wow.

 
 
 
 
Charlie says:

I’d still get him outta there soon. The game isn’t over yet, but it will be if you leave Andy “Mybackisfineiwantmymoneyfucktheteam” Petitte in there

 
V says:

Well, you can’t win EVERY game.

Way to go Pettitte. You made your start, asshole.

 

Now, if Kay wanted to have some balls, he’d say that the GG is a stupid award that shouldn’t have have any credence lent to it.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

Kay wouldn’t know the 1st thing about what it is like to have balls.

 
 
 
Mike Jones says:

that makes 2 solid heads for him…

Mike Jones says:

whoops, this was supposed to be a reply to donttradwcano’s comment on Harper

 
 
Accent Shallow says:

Feldman looks like he wears gold chains and tall tees. I don’t like him.

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

keep swinging at that first pitch…give the guy the lead, low pitch count…

 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

David Ortiz = worthless

 
Drew says:

You can blame Melky if you want, I don’t. He often tries to do too much which isn’t out of the ordinary for young players. If this game was 2-2 he approaches that AB totally differently.

 
John says:
 
pc69 says:

wouldn’t today be Hughes’ bullpen day?

Zack says:

they also needs innings for tomorrow incase of a Wang blow up, so as long as Andy is getting outs he’ll stay in

pc69 says:

Wang will go 7 innings tomorrow… Ok maybe not but he will look good.

 
 
 
Drew says:

Andy does not want ti throw a FB. No bueno.

 
pc69 says:

Jesus Christ he is no where near the zone.

 
John says:
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Yeah… I’ve seen enough from Pettitte.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

What? You don’t like leadoff walks by a pitcher who clearly isn’t right?

 
 
kunaldo says:

so, pettitte…is that back of yours really fine? really?

John says:

as long I get my extra 1million+ it is

 
 
Drew says:

Is Andy’s dad around? That back could use some healing.

 

Goddammit. I had total confidence that Cano was going to make that play.

 
Jake H says:

Why isn’t someone warming up in the BP?

 
kunaldo says:

10 baserunners in 3+ IP…awesome

kunaldo says:

correction, 2+

 
 
Charlie says:

goddamit get his fuckin ass out of there you dumb shit!!!!!!!

 
Andy Stankiewicz says:

Maybe Girardi will get someone up after the score is 6-1. Just maybe.

 
Accent Shallow says:

Oh shit, Posada had better be ok.

kunaldo says:

how far in the batters box is this fucker??

 
 
JobaWockeeZ says:

Do they want to kill off our entire team?

 

Ouch right in the back.

 
Zack says:

why is there an ‘on field’ delay?

JobaWockeeZ says:

Batter hit Posada with his swing.

 

Byrd swung and Jorge popped up to throw to third on the double steal and the bat hit him in the back.

 
 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

Jorgie will be pissing some blood tomorrow after that one.

dkidd says:
Accent Shallow says:
 
 
 
Charlie says:

i really am gonna fuckin hate andy more than i already have if he started this game knowing he was still unhealthy

kunaldo says:

yeah, it’s one thing being a gamer…it’s another when you’re hurting your team…

 
 
dkidd says:

what was that call?

 
Accent Shallow says:

Chris Davis is hilariously inept.

 

Chris Davis needs to take that shit off his chin.

And stop striking out like it’s his job.

kunaldo says:

i think you meant to say, “stop striking out like it’s his job, unless it’s against us”

Right right. I was just speaking in generalities. It’d be one thing if he was walking a bit to offset his whiffs but my Mo. 6.1% walk rate (average of 9.1), and a contact rate of 56.8% with an average of 80% for the league. God. Damn.

Zack says:

BABIP is .253 also

 
 
 
 
Zack says:

Chris Davis is horrible

 
Drew says:

C’mon Andy, get outta of this and maybe we can work with it.

 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

I don’t think Chris Davis is long for this world….the majors that is….

Zack says:

His BABIP is .253 so thats not fair to say. Yes he strikes out a freakin ton, but still

John says:

But his LD% is down a lot too

 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

Unlucky baseball players without long histories of success don’t often keep their jobs for very long. Especially with players like Smoak coming up the system behind them.

 
 
 
Accent Shallow says:
 
dkidd says:

yes andy! let’s get some runs

 
pc69 says:

Chris Davis has the Ben Stiller mustache from Dodgeball.

Drew says:

Unfortunately, his isn’t a joke.

 
 

Well that was pleasant. Keep it up, Andy.

 
Charlie says:

wow, that was a bit suprising

 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

My mind was just blown. How the hell did that just happen?

Drew says:

He’s been down in the zone with that cut. If he can command his fastball he’ll be alright.

 
 

How odd would it be if the unintentional interference was the game’s breaking point?

 

“Salty has a VITAMIN hitting streak, One-A-Day. Heh. ”

Somebody please sneak into the booth and beat Kay over the head with a 12 inch rubber dildo.

Drew says:

Stick to your midget porn freak!

You mean this?

http://www.recoilmag.com/news/....._1107.html

That aint sexy, that’s just funny.

 
 
dkidd says:

david cone is on it

 
 
Chip says:

Well now that Andy decided to start getting outs (albeit against the bottom of the order), how about we score a few runs?

 
Drew says:

Steal 2nd Gardy!

Drew says:
 
 
Jefree says:

Is it gritty if you never take the bat off your shoulder?

Chip says:
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

only if you take it with you first…

 
 
 
Charlie says:

great start to this inning lets go captain

 
dkidd says:

joking about paul o’neill’s eating habits never gets old

 
Chip says:

What a grinder

 
Charlie says:

josh beckett, jeff niemann, and jered weaver all no hitters through between 3-5 IP. Hopefully all of them are jinxed

Accent Shallow says:

Weaver already contributed to a no-hit loss, last year.

 
 
Chip says:

And here comes everybody’s favorite play, the Jeter bunt

 
Charlie says:

found that out a couple hours ago.. seems pretty unnecessary and harsh

Drew says:

The word was they did it to free up some money for an OF’er. Obviously now we know what outfielder.

Charlie says:

yea but mclouth isn’t makin much at all, is he?

Charlie says:

nevermind, just read he got a 15 mil extension a while ago

 
 
 
 

I think Glavine’s the most overrated of the 300+ game winners (that’s totally w/o looking at a list and I’m sure tehre’s someone else on there I’m overlooking w/that title).

Accent Shallow says:

Yeah, his peripherals are horseshit, but the man has gotten outs for years.

Yeah, he didn’t give up a lot of homers, either.

 
 
 
Accent Shallow says:

I’m surprised, apparently he was throwing 83-86, which is harder than he’s been throwing the past couple years.

He could certainly help some team.

What a bummer of a move, even if it is budgetary. The Braves’ GM just does not understand PR.

Zack says:

I like Glavine purely because he 4 Silver Slugger awards

 
 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

all we need here is the prototypical NICK SWISHER coming through in the clutch…

 

Let’s go, Swish! Stay hot!

 
Chip says:

It amazes me to think a homerun puts us within one

 
UWS says:

Josh Beckett is pitching a no-hittah.

Just thought I’d throw that out there.

UWS says:

Me = beaten by Charlie.

Me = fail.

 

Hopefully, his will wind up like Coney’s perfecto did.

It was pretty much the last great game he ever pitched.

 
 
Accent Shallow says:

Come on, it’s 4-1 in the 3rd inning, and Kay and O’Neill can’t be bothered to discuss it?

 
dkidd says:

what % of swisher at-bats go to a full count?

That was his 45th of the year so that’s 45 in 205 PAs, so about 22%.

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

that was his 45th full count or walk?

45th full count. It was his 36th walk in 205 PAs.

 
 
dkidd says:
 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:
 
 
Mattingly's Love Child says:

Beckett has a no-no through five. Son of a bitch….

Mattingly's Love Child says:

I love my shitbox wireless router….obviously I missed Charlie and UWS….

 
Joey says:

It’s not fair, he has the greatest catcher EVA!1!1111!!!!11!

 
 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

NICK )(@#*$_@(#*$_@#$* SWISHER!!!

 
John says:

Swisher once worked a walk without even having a bat in his hands

 
Zack says:

Want to take a guess Paul?
Uh.. what was the question? i wasnt listening to you dumbass

 
King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

DOUBLE STEAL!!!

 
Joey says:

Ben Zobrist 2 GS this year? Would have never guessed that one…

 
Charlie says:

A-rod better come through here..

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

Intentional Walk.

 
 
pc69 says:

Base hit Arod…

 
Drew says:

Man. C’mon Al. Get one in.

 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

How in the name of God did he miss that pitch?

Mattingly's Love Child says:

3-1 fuckin changeup…..and he’s miles ahead. ugh!

Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

92mph changeup? Looked like a fastball right down broadway.

 
 
 
V says:

Man, ARod is fucking slow.

 
JobaWockeeZ says:

They are booing A-Rod? What bandwagoners.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

Yeah I’d kick them off my bangwagon, morons.

 
 

That was deflating.

Drew says:

It won’t be the last time we have a shot. If AP gives up a run this inning that will be deflating.

 
 
Zack says:

Is 3 walks to load the bases really a “rally”?

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

Only if your team name rhymes with “oston ed ox”

 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

He’s hit a DP ball every time with the bases loaded this series.

Drew says:

Except when they didn’t get the double play…

Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Yeah he’s hit a DP ball… as in could have been turned is what I meant. Actually I think the 1st time in the series it was 1st and 3rd….

But I think that’s 3 DP balls in 3 chances with the bases loaded this series.

 
 
 
pc69 says:

3-1 with a guy fighting the zone, why are you swinging. FUCK!

Jay says:

I’m working in a recording studio watching the game on MLB TV, and had to scrape our last take cause you can hear “Fuck you AROD” in the background.

 
 
John says:

damn…that was ball 4 too

 
Bryan says:

Who didnt see that one coming?

King of Fruitless Hypotheticals says:

you mean besides Arod?

 
 
mustang says:
 
Ivan says:
 
Charlie says:

ARE YOU Fucking Kidding me???? WHY AROD, why?? GOD fucking DAMNIT? 3-1 bases loaded, you better either jack one or take it and you GIDP?? Some real yucky clutch hitting by the yanks past few games

JobaWockeeZ says:

^ Best case of bandwagoner.
Fans unhappy they have A-Rod instead of Cody Ransom. Here’s a news flash YOU CAN’T HIT A FUCKING HOME RUN EVERY TIME YOU GET A BASES LOADED OPPORTUNITY.

Mattingly's Love Child says:

No, but a player as good as A-Rod should show a little more discipline there. The 1st rule of hitting (according to Ted Williams) is get a good pitch to hit. I’m pretty sure that pitch wasn’t a good pitch to hit, especially for 3-1. But obviously you can’t expect A-Rod to go yard, even if he does get a good pitch to hit.

Zack says:

the count was 3-1, he was sitting fastball and got fooled and was ahead of a change up

Mattingly's Love Child says:

If you’re fooled, you don’t swing 3-1.

 
 
 
Tank the Frank (formerly just "Frank") says:

Yeah A-Rod has blown it recently with the bases loaded. We don’t have to be happy about it.

 
Charlie says:

believe me, i hate cody ransom wayy more. you really gotta stop verbally raping people just cause they throw in a couple expletives. arod’s gotta come thru there. and trust me, i’ve been a yanks fan my whole life

 
 
 
Pasqua says:

Horsesh*t at-bat. 3-1 count, bases loaded, 1 out, and you’re reaching for a pitch? Must’ve looked good to him, I guess, but not on t.v.

Zack says:

3-1 looking fastball and got fooled by change up