Jul
10

Game 86: Failifornia

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I’m not a fan of west coast games. It’s not that I can’t stay up to watch them or anything like that, it’s just that they give me that same kind of grimy feel I get from long rain delays. Fitting that Joba Chamberlain‘s start tonight, he’s been involved in a few of those rain delayed games already this season.

Let’s make it 14 of 16, shall we?

Here’s the lineup:

Jeter, DH
Damon, LF
Teixeira, 1B
A-Rod, 3B
Swisher, RF
Cano, 2B
Cabrera, CF
Ransom, SS
Molina, C

And on the mound, teh Jobber.

Categories : Game Threads

306 Comments

  1. Salty Buggah says:

    I hope we win again tonight thanks to Joba’s great pitching

  2. CP3 says:

    Joba has to be better today.

  3. Little Bill says:

    Joba will be better today, guaranteed.

  4. Kevin G. says:

    Watch the game go into extra innings.

  5. The Artist says:

    Vlad and Hunter out of the lineup. No excuses.

  6. Salty Buggah says:

    I recently saw that MLB.com highlights 15 min condensed complete game for some games. Is this for every game or just a select few? I never noticed this before

  7. Troy says:

    Better win 2 of 3 in this series.

  8. The Artist says:

    I like the idea that were finishing up on the West coast before the All Star break. That means no long East-West trip home and hangover from jetlag. Plus it was a relatively short trip from MINN to LAA.

  9. Dayman, fighter of the Nightman says:

    I like when the Yankees play on the west coast, finally a normal start time.

  10. Ivan says:

    Did you guys heard Brandon Jacobs slamming Tony Romo?

    Funny cuz, Im not a Romo fan but hey, he’s just as good if not better than Eli.

  11. Damn, the Yankees SMOKE LH pitching.

  12. Charlie says:

    i expect a nice bounce back for jobber

  13. Dela G says:

    Yankees will win

    i guarantee it

  14. Drew says:

    Dang, just realized CC (the other one) has 44 stolen bases. How awesome would it be to have that.

  15. EB says:

    Poor Godzilla, 10/22 in July with 3hrs yet he sits twice in a row…
    .984 OPS vs LHP this year too…

  16. Salty Buggah says:

    Check this article out: http://www.nydailynews.com/blo.....ees-2.html

    It’s amazing that despite those problems, we are where we are and should be better in the 2nd half.

  17. Dorian says:

    I have absolutely no idea why. But I feel like Joba is going to do something really really special.

  18. The Artist says:

    Mike, still looking for a MLB comp for Montero.

    Alls I gots in the last thread was a buncha smart alecky answers from these whippersnappers around here.

  19. Teix is the Man says:

    Shit, Boston won…oh well.

  20. Salty Buggah says:

    From Omar Minaya: “One thing we like about Francoeur is the amount of games that he plays.”

    LMAO!

  21. Matt-Pitt says:

    Haven’t been around for a game thread in awhile. Hope the Yanks keep up their recent surge. Joba should do well tonight, I feel it. Work ahead, pound the zone (not a cue for a “thats what she said”), and mix the pitches… Lets get it.

  22. Salty Buggah says:

    From ESPN’s fantasy page: “Those darn Yankees have the best batting average, on-base percentage and slugging percentage in the AL against left-handers, so Saunders has his work cut out for him. The soft-tossing southpaw has allowed a ridiculous 10 home runs in his past five starts, and is just one home run away from matching the 21 he allowed all of last season. There’s a good chance Saunders crosses that threshold on Friday.”

    and he has more than a career 7.30 (don’t know the exact numbers) against us

  23. bicycle boy says:

    Molina will GIDP.

  24. Luthien says:

    Anyone else not able to see the YES feed on MLB.TV? I chose YES but it’s giving me the Angels FSW feed.

    • Dela G says:

      just log out and log back in

      i am watching YES just fine

      • Luthien says:

        Just closed IE and cleared all the cookies, cache etc and still no go. Guess I’ll keep tryin

    • Matt-Pitt says:

      You can pick which feed you get. Just guide your mouse over the screen and it will be on the right hand side of the thing that asks if you want to jump or reverse innings.

  25. cjc says:

    well that was quick

  26. Bam Bam Balboni says:

    Jeter = Head Hunter

  27. Drew says:

    lol Jetes does not waste time.

  28. Matt-Pitt says:

    What a bullet

  29. First pitch base hits are awesome when you hit ‘em.

    • The Artist says:

      Funny how that works, huh? Nobody ever complains about it being ‘a bad decision’ when the ball finds a hole.

      The fact of the matter is, many’s pitchers have bad numbers on their first pitch. You’d be silly to play into their hands by taking pitches if that’s the case.

  30. Dela G says:

    well jeter gets it started correctly

  31. Salty Buggah says:

    Jeter, nice start…no DP Damon

  32. Salty Buggah says:

    Heh I got this NoMaas (I could’ve gotten it myself but they had it all compiled up) about our offense:

    - They’ve closed the gap in run differential versus Boston and Tampa.
    - They lead all of baseball in OBP (.358), SLG (.469), and OPS (.827).
    - They lead all of baseball in BB (362).
    - They are 2nd in the AL/5th in MLB in lowest amount of strikeouts (504).
    - They are 5th in the AL/6th in MLB in SB% (79%).
    - They are 5th in the AL/8th in MLB in Stolen Bases (61).

  33. Drew says:

    Woot Woot.

  34. Dela G says:

    nice job damon

  35. Over/Under: 4.5 times Flaherty says Joba is “proud of his fastball” tonight. I’m going over.

  36. Dela G says:

    lol at booing tex

    he was fucking amazing for them

    i remember when he hit a grand slam at yankees stadium last year to put the angels up 9-8. The yankees ended up winning 10-9 i believe

  37. Did the microphone just pick up Swisher saying “call me tonight”?

  38. Ivan says:

    Or maybe guys Saunders was just lucky last year.

  39. cjc says:

    yeah yeah

  40. A-Rod is awesome.

  41. Drew says:

    not the textbook slide! haha good to see Al flashing them wheels again.

  42. Ivan says:

    A-Rod has really fallen off the cliff.

    Onley’d

  43. Mike Axisa says:

    How many years left on his contract? He looks like a first baseman.

  44. Drew says:

    SWISHAH SUCKS!!!11!

  45. Dela G says:

    a-rod is effing clutch

    EFFING MOTHER EFFING CLUTCH!!

  46. dkidd says:

    love it. bury them!

  47. A-Rod totally can’t run anymore. He’s too slow now.

  48. Ivan says:

    Swisher is the best 4th outfielder in baseball.

  49. Yankees_Universe says:

    I guess he can still run..did u see that Buster Olney?

  50. Nails Krzyzewski >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The haters

  51. Cokie says:

    Maybe Jobber can throw some strikes now.

  52. Oh and Nick Swisher is so bad at getting runners in from third w/less than two outs.

  53. dkidd says:

    rainbow wig guy holding john 3:16 sign >>>>>>> scott boros playing with his blackberry

  54. Dorian says:

    They are absolutely killing Saunders. Robby crushed that ball.

  55. Dela G says:

    SWISHAHOUSE!!!

    3-0 YANKEES

    WE ARE BEATING THE SNOT OUTTA SAUNDERS!

    3 runs

    0 outs

  56. Steve H says:

    Michael Vick did about 24x more prison time than Donte Stallworth. I think Vick needed a better lawyer.

  57. Drew says:

    Boras enjoying the game and his investments.

  58. Jake says:

    The start of this game has me very aroused.

  59. Manimal says:

    There you go Joba, 3 runs. Now just THROW THE BALL.

  60. Joba…do not nibble tonight. Please.

  61. Dorian says:

    It’ll be kinda nice to see Bobby swing the bat again. I alwayz loved his swing.

  62. cjc says:

    ok joba no throw fucking strikes tonight

  63. Drew says:

    Where the fuck did that miss?

  64. Steve H says:

    Joba barely stepped off the mound after his 1st pitch. Hopefully he continues to work quickly.

  65. Dorian says:

    HERE WE GO!!!!1

  66. Bam Bam Balboni says:

    Attack !!!!
    I love it.

  67. Zach says:

    93, 94, 97 mph

  68. cjc says:

    anyone elses stomach turn at the thought of grounders being hit to ransom at short

  69. Dorian says:

    Gameday says it’s gonna be a long night for the Angels. 97 MPH to Figgins to finish him.

  70. bobtaco says:

    Hey, there’s our old friend Bobby Abreu… thanks Bobby!

  71. That was a nice inning.

  72. ….Who the hell was that and what did he do with Joba Chamberlain?

  73. Drew says:

    1 inning down, 8 to go.

  74. brad says:

    omg a 9 pitch inning outa job

  75. Teix is the Man says:

    Is the YES gun inaccurate again?

  76. Johan Iz My Brohan says:

    I <3 Joba very much

  77. Mike says:

    Molina is catching, that must be why Joba found his velocity again.

    • JobaWockeeZ says:

      Blasphemy. The only way he gets velocity back is in the bullpen. ESPN, Fox Sports and the rest of the MSM told me so!

  78. Drew says:

    TEH Ransom didn’t get a hit! Why is he in the lineup!!11??1

  79. Cokie says:

    We got this shit. Jobber dominates tonight.

  80. Johan Iz My Brohan says:

    I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but is it because of Jose Molina behind the plate. If so, then I hope Molina becomes Joba’s personal catcher this year.

  81. Mike Axisa says:

    Check out Cerve … errr, Molina!

    Heck of an at-bat.

  82. Drew says:

    We should maximize Jober’s value and take him out of the game now, after one great inning.

  83. Salty Buggah says:

    when Molina can have a long AB ;ike it and a hit, it’s a good sign

  84. Dela G says:

    nice job jose!

  85. Salty Buggah says:

    an OPS of 3.000 in one AB is a triple right? That’s what gamedays lists as A-rod’s #’s Saunders. He is so overdue for a triple, it’s been like years now it seems.

  86. charlie says:

    wow we’re makin him work

  87. Jake says:

    Rant on: In response to that Forbes article earlier (Singy jogged my mind) who is going to tell all those people who voted on the ASG that Derek Jeter is the most overpaid person. Hell they think he’s the best player in baseball the way people voted for him….:Rant off

  88. cjc says:

    jeez it would be a real shame to get into that pen early tonight

  89. I’m licking my chops at three games of hitting balls at outfielders Juan Rivera and Bobby Abreu.

    • Steve H says:

      Doesn’t Rivera have a crazy UZR this year? I think I just read that somewhere (Neyer?). Good thing we know it won’t last and is clearly just a sample size issue.

  90. Dela G says:

    JETER!!!

    WHOOOO!!!

    LETS GET MORE HITS! We have 2 Adam Dunns in the outfield!

  91. Salty Buggah says:

    Damon!!

  92. Zach says:

    wtf is X-MO?

  93. JobaWockeeZ says:

    God damn it Damon! The ONE day I choose to bench you in fantasy you get an RBI which you like never do when you’re not benched. I means seriously this happens every time!

  94. Dorian says:

    How about this beating for all those “they struggle against the Angels though” folks?

    • Zach says:

      they have over the past 6 years, theres no denying that. did they take 2/3 in the first series? yes. are they winning today in the 2nd inning? yes

  95. cjc says:

    watching molina chug around 3rd is very entertaining

  96. Dela G says:

    look at joe HUSTLE AND RUMBLE AND TUMBLE THROUGH THE INFIELD! [/chris berman

  97. Cokie says:

    I’ve been thinking and maybe the reason jobber has those mysterious fluctuations in velocity is that some days he goes out and gets tanked the night before his starts. With the road trip he probably didn’t have time to dress up like a mime and booze it up. Now we definitely got this one.

  98. Pure grit from Johnny Damon.

  99. Glaub says:

    There is nothing I like better than to watch the Yanks beat up on the Angels.

    The sawx are the natural rivals- but no team has annoyed me (and the yanks) more over the years than the angels.

  100. Yeesh, two ugly swings from Alex in that AB. Oh well, can’t complain whilst up 4-0.

  101. Ivan says:

    Oh well, at the least the yanks got another run.

  102. Salty Buggah says:

    BOOO!!!!

    is this the 3rd day in a row we’ve forced the opposing starter to throw 50+ pitches through 2 innings?

  103. Dela G says:

    yucky, yucky swing A-rod!

  104. cjc says:

    just turned to mlb and they have a live feed of the nats game listening to dibble be a nats homer is sickening what his tie to them again JOKE

    • Zach says:

      cant call him a homer after he called the team pathetic yesterday during the broadcast

      • Zach says:

        “This isn’t a Major League baseball team I’m watching out here….It’s pathetic. I’ve never seen a team that is ok with losing….Some guys are mailing it in, and it’s hard to watch.”

    • charlie says:

      what the fuck was that? i can’t understand what you wrote here at all. thats not english

  105. charlie says:

    john flaherty is just awful

  106. RichYF says:

    jobber’s release look different to anyone else?

    • Dorian says:

      His motion looks a little different. He’s getting his hand is getting out of his glove on time. It’s something that he has struggled with all year.

  107. Salty Buggah says:

    would be nice to get to their already much-maligned bullpen early

  108. Dorian says:

    Welp there goes the no no

  109. P.W. says:

    I just hope Ajax has a better career than juan

  110. Dela G says:

    anyone else realizing that the YES radar gun is waaay off?

    that out pitch was 84 according to MLB, 81 according to YES

    • Charlie says:

      dude, the YES radar gun has been off for the entire season, if not the entire history of YES. don’t pay attention to their gun, its useless. gameday is much more accurate

  111. Charlie says:

    that ball shoulda been blocked

  112. Salty Buggah says:

    cmon Jobber

  113. P.W. says:

    Would you take diminished velocity in exchange for control and a better curve

  114. Charlie says:

    “over/under on how many times flaherty says “proud of his fastball” tonight. i’ll put it at 3

  115. Mike Axisa says:

    SD for the text poll, easily. They might as well have asked us who we though was the team’s most productive third baseman this year.

  116. yankeefan91 Arod fan says:

    Come on Joba lets get out of this inning.

  117. ArodMVP217 Retire 51 says:

    GMJ wouldn’t be able to slap that if it was vintage Joba. man has to get that arm in shape for increased confidence

  118. Steve H says:

    Anyone else having an issue with StatTracker this week? Mine is literally 30 mins behind.

  119. Mike Axisa says:

    Joba Chamberlain and four run leads don’t mix.

  120. cjc says:

    oh look joba showed up

  121. Dela G says:

    well there goes the shutout

    damn it joba

  122. I have to listen to Rex Hudler and Steve Physioc complain about how Chone Figgins was snubbed from the ASG.

  123. I’m having a bad flashback of the other game. Come on, Joba. Settle. Settle.

  124. Salty Buggah says:

    damn someone put Molina back in there and take JoPo out because his velocity gone again

  125. K.9 says:

    We’re going to lose this game like 14-6

  126. Dela G says:

    his velocity has been incredible today

    too bad YES doesn’t think so

    he is getting 96+ tonight

  127. JobaWockeeZ says:

    Really Flaherty? He’s not going to significantly change over half a season of starting pitching. At least I can appreciate Kay for being patient with him. I’m pretty sure Zach Grienke wasn’t this hot when he was Joba’s age.

    • Zach says:

      dont use age, use ML experience, because Greinke was in the majors at 20 and had 220+ IP before he turned joba’s age

  128. Dorian says:

    Joba is crankin it up tonight

  129. Zach says:

    I wonder how Yankee fans would react to Jeff Mathis if he was one of our 1st round (supplimental round) draft pick

  130. Dela G says:

    GREAT GOD CANO!

  131. Salty Buggah says:

    OK Joba, I’m gonna hope that was a fluke inning and not the first but just in case, let’s score like 3 more runs

  132. Bryan V says:

    Oh my God! Boston won! We have to win now too! LOL

  133. Dela G says:

    avg fball from joba is 93.9 mph!

    getting closer and closer back to normal