• Drew

    This is way out of left field but has everyone seen Youkilis as a kid in the movie Milk Money? His douchtasticness began at an early age.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    Does anyone else feel like they’ve been running that jersey koozie promo FOREVER? like since may

    • JMK

      Yeah, since at least June.

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        And kay says koozie so funny, he emphasizes it so much

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Goodnight Yankee fans.

    I don’t want to be a dick but if Joe writes the recap please make sure it is poetic. Thank you.

    • http://mantisfists.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/julius-carry-aka-shonuff.jpg The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

      “I don’t want to be a dick but if Joe writes the recap please make sure it is poetic. Thank you.”

      (golf clap)

  • Dela G

    good to see the yanks starting early on snell

    i was worried he’d go all 17k’s on us or something

  • Steve H

    This, on MLBTR.com is 1000x worse than anything every written on Lohud.

    Kubatko also reports that the Orioles are set to determine the player to be named from the Rays in the Gregg Zaun deal this coming Monday.

    I wounder if Bj Upton could come back for Zaun But so unlikely.

    Posted by: John Porter | August 13, 2009 at 09:51 PM”

    • JMK

      So it’s like reading ESPN comment boards?

      • Salty Buggah

        Oh man, those were brutal during Yanks games. Thank Mo for RAB

    • Charlie

      must have been a joke

      • Steve H

        I don’t think so. The fact the he said it’s so unlikely makes me think he wasn’t joking. He knew it was a longshot, but still held out some hope.

    • Accent Shallow

      The comments on MLBTR are horrendous. It’s like some sort of ESPN/youtube hybrid.

    • Zack

      my account was suspended from there for like 6 months

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

    I’m tired and I haven’t even finished editing the typos on my thesis.

    Fuck me.

    • JMK

      When is it due?

      • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

        Noon.

        • JMK

          Jeez. I was going to offer my help under the assumption it was due next week or later. I’ve worked as a copyeditor before so proofreading is generally brainless work. If you have something needing a fresh pair of eyes at some point, by all means, I’d be happy to take a look.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      At least you’ve got the yanks to keep you company!And us fine folks! take heart!

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      You should email each of us one page, will be done in one inning.

      And take a cold shower.

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      “fuck me.”

      Sure thang

      • Steve H

        Someone was bound to go there. Nice work :)

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Reading promos: not a strong point for John Flaherty.

    • CanoFTW

      What part of his broadcasting is strong?

  • yankfan508

    giggity giggity gig-git-ty!

  • JSquared

    Molina calls teh slider.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    The slider is starting to get into high gear for CC

  • Clutchbrera

    we’re up 5-0 and CC hasn’t even allowed a hit yet, I’m liking this too

    • JSquared

      Thanks for the Jynx bro.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      You were saying, Michael?

      I keed, I keed.

    • Zack

      thanks michael kay

      • Clutchbrera

        I knew that would happen, I said it just so I could be like Kay and jinx any yankee no hitter ever

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

  • Ivan

    Superbad is still fucking hillarious, even when u watch it multiple times.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      I found that the more I watched it, the less I liked it. Jonah Hill aggravates me quite easily.

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        Yeah but michael cera’s adorableness never gets old

      • http://mantisfists.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/julius-carry-aka-shonuff.jpg The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

        Interesting, I went in the opposite direction. He’s grown on me. I saw him on Letterman a couple of weeks ago and he was really humble and funny.

        • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

          My girlfriend and I were in NY the other day and he was shooting a movie w/Russell Brand next to Rockefeller Center. There were a bunch of people gathered around watching them shoot so we stopped to see. When we saw it was them, we were incredibly disappointed. Then I bought a Dunder Mifflin shirt and it was all good.

          • http://mantisfists.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/julius-carry-aka-shonuff.jpg The Honorable Congressman Mondesi

            Must have been that “Get Him to the Greek” movie. Sarah Marshall spin-off.

  • Drew

    clockwork

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Ichiro calls Michael Kay “Big Head.” I appreciate him.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Aw shit. Way to be, CC.

  • Ivan

    Can I say game…..Ova?

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      No.

  • Dela G

    man ichiro always amazes me

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    7 Pitch inning!

  • Dela G

    CC = machine

  • baravelli

    That was pretty impressive by Kenny, calling that Ichiro took a wild swing because he was gonna hit a line drive on the same pitch.

    • Drew

      Ichiro sets pitchers up often. I think he did it to CC earlier in the year too.

  • Clutchbrera

    I’m feeling 7 shutout innings for CC and a 8-0 yankee win

    • Ivan

      Y 7? complete game SO.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    I’m gonna say Jorge, Derek, and Andy.

    • Ivan

      Wat was the question?

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        Three current Yankees to make their debuts in ’95 vs. the M’s.

        • Ivan

          It’s Jeter, Cano and Rivera…..I think.

          • mike HC

            Cano?

            • Steve H

              Maybe as a batboy?

              • Ivan

                I didn’t read the question properly. I didn’t know the year was 95.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Damon? is he that old?

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        Yes! I got it!

      • JGS

        he’s only about seven months older than Jeter

    • JGS

      Jorge and Derek did–not Andy

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

    So if even Molina is making contact…

    • Dela G

      this tells you that snell = suckage

      • Salty Buggah

        nah Johjima sucks at catching ;)

  • Drew

    Jeter is just on fire lately.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Does the other J. Wilson on the M’s make that play?

    • Dela G

      jete prolly beats out any possible throw

  • Bugsy

    When I say B-A, y’all say B-I-P.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Bad Johnny.

    • Bugsy

      To think, Last year I though Snell would have been a great pick up in fantasy.

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        Well, Ricky Nolasco is making a lot of people look like idiots this year. I’m really shocked he’s been getting smacked around so badly.

        • Bugsy

          I drafted him and foolishly stayed patient. then I booted that jerk.

        • Zack

          well since June, hes had 13 starts total, 2 were bad and 1 was 6ip 4er, and the other 10 he didnt give up over 2er

  • mike HC

    Can a pitcher chose to hit in the AL rather than use the DH? I think the answer is yes but I’m not sure. I also wonder if anybody has done it before. I have no point, just curious

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Hah well the manager can choose, i dont think the pitcher can just say you know what guys? Im gonna hit today!

      • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

        I bet CC could make that argument…Joe’s tough but…

  • Drew

    That girl behind the plate is doing work on that soda.

    • Bugsy

      Keen observations. That’s why I love RAB.

    • Salty Buggah

      LOL I thought you said ‘Sado!!!

      • Drew

        haha please, this is a family site.

  • Salty Buggah

    MVP!!!

  • JSquared

    BIG TEIX!!

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Tex is unimpressed by Ichiro’s range.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Funny thing is, Ichiro had him played pretty well on that. On the replay, it looked like Ichrio was pretty far off the line.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Tex!

  • Ivan

    Tex is killin em out there.

  • Dela G

    Tex is on fucking fire

  • mike HC

    Does anybody remember that caption contest with AJ and the elephant photo? Did the RAB guys ever pick a winner?

  • Ivan

    Wow I was pretty off on that trivia question and it was sorta obvious.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Dammit, I missed the answer. Was I right?

      • Drew

        Jetes AP and JD

        • Drew

          Oh shit, my bad. Bad memory

      • JobaWockeeZ

        Uhh it was jeter, Damon and Jorge.

      • VO

        Jorge, Derek, Damon.

        • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

          I got 2/3. Woo.

      • Ivan

        2/3

        It was Jeter, Posada and Damon.

      • Rob H.

        Jeter, Posada, Damon.

  • Beast of the East

    this game is over. CG shutout 10ks. im going to bed.

  • Drew

    I thought he got that shit off the bat

  • Bugsy

    So this is what a real stadium is supposed to do.

  • Ivan

    I thought that ball was gone. Probably be the best hit ball the M’s r gonna have off CC tonight.

  • JSquared

    CC just lettin them feel good about themselves.

    • Bugsy

      he’s a nice guy, that ZZ.

  • Accent Shallow

    No Ks that inning? DFA.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Not an ace.

  • Zack

    another 7 pitch inning? CC is just toying with them tonight

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    That one was hit hard as well.

    Two 7 pitch innings in a row, me likey.

  • Dela G

    CC was lucky this is safeco

    most other stadiums, those are HRs

    • VO

      CC just wanted to make sure Damon was sleeping. He didn’t want him to be hit like beltre.

      • Dela G

        lol IETC

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Justin Verlander took away Nick Green’s manhood on that curveball. Holy shit.

    • VO

      Poor guy has it bad enough as is, I mean he’s Nick Green…

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        Very true.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      After seeing what happened to beltre, id say nick got off easy

  • Accent Shallow

    They showed Verlander locking up Green? Come on, Nick Green is so bad that that’s not a highlight, that’s expected. Poor guy.

    • Bugsy

      I really hope the twins makes the playoffs. I don’t wanna see Verlander this year.

  • Drew

    I love the way Safeco is built, it’s pretty cool.

  • Ivan

    LMAO, that Verlander curve just smack the shit out of Nick Green.

    • Dela G

      you shouldve seen the strike outs on ortiz and bay multiple times

      the 100mph fastball looked like 150mph fastballs to them

  • JSquared

    NICK!! NO!!!

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    A-Rod is digging those seeds.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Not as much as kate digs his seeds

  • JSquared

    More Beer Throwing… its an epidemic.

    • Bugsy

      that way OJ.

  • Drew

    You’re supposed to dump the beer on the opposing team…

  • acb

    i think melky should get a day off tomorrow

    • Drew

      CF Swisher? Pena?

      • VO

        Hairy.

        • Drew

          Jetes has a day off coming. Al might not be able to play yet. You would need J-Hair and Pena on the infield.

    • Bugsy

      who’s gonna play center? hairston?

      • acb

        yeah hairston can play center his average dropped from around 290ish to 270ish

        • Drew

          Slumps happen. He could go 5-5 tomorrow. Safeco field, give me Melky in center please.

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        CC.

        • Teix is the Man

          MO

          • JSquared

            Andy.

        • Salty Buggah

          no cheap HR’s defense only

        • VO

          I like it, no room for anything to drop in.

  • acb

    its 6-0 cc is lookin pretty good and the ump is not givin him any calls

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

    You know what?

    This team reminds me of the late 90s.

    It does. Really truly.

    • acb

      lets hope we can say the same thing during the playoffs

      • Salty Buggah

        after the playoffs

    • Bugsy

      grumble grumble. last year, the angels had the best record in baseball.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    What would you guys answer on that poll? higher batting average at the end of the year, jete or robbie?

    • JSquared

      tie

    • Teix is the Man

      Robbie

    • Dela G

      i think jeter

      he actually hits for a higher avg and gets more ABs to get the better chance at a higher avg i believe

      • acb

        i think cano will have more hits and jeter will have a higher avg

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      I voted Jeter based on really crappy reasoning.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Id say robbie

  • Dela G

    should joe just let CC go 7 and then use melancon for 2 innings to give CC a bit of rest and the BP some rest too?

    • acb

      fuck no i want to see a complete game

    • Teix is the Man

      melancon isn’t there

    • JSquared

      idk, melancon pitched 2.2 at Scranton today… Abuse?

      • Dela G

        oh my bad, i never realized melancon was brought down… haha i shouldve paid more attn

        • Teix is the Man

          DFA’d

          • Dela G

            even better

            • Teix is the Man

              lol

    • Zack

      Melancon better jump on a plane from Scranton

      • Dela G

        you guys are hilarious i tell you

        you make my mistakes fun for me to laugh at

        • Zack

          ha, we’ve all had our fair share of it

    • VO

      Brilliant, it’s too bad Melancon is not on the team.

      • VO

        I hate it when I’m the last one with the smart remark.

    • wilcymoore

      Melancon’s in Scranton right now. Pitched tonight, I believe.

  • Drew

    I though Moose was in Pensy.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    I really hope the Rangers can take advantage of Youk’s absence.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      Boston’s throwing Penny and Tazawa in that series too. No Beckett.

  • Accent Shallow

    Josh Wilson is a dongwrangler.

  • JSquared

    DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Josh Wilson? Really CC?

    Eh, who cares. They’re up big.

    Holy shit, his first career homer? He’s been around forever.

    • Bugsy

      i think that’s josh wilson, not jack.

      • Bugsy

        that’s not his first HR. poor research by YES.

      • VO

        I think he said that…

        • Bugsy

          my bad.

          • VO

            I would do the old routine DFA’d thing but I’m not going easy tonight. I want you to live a life of embarrassment. You have been traded to the Nationals.

    • Accent Shallow

      Kenny is mistaken, it’s his third career.

  • Dela G

    wow that was a lucky ass homerun

  • Bugsy

    “Dog days. Nagging Injuries. Tempers Flying.”

    Hmm.. Tempers flying, eh?

  • Salty Buggah

    Ah damn, I wanted a K but it’s OK CC, shut em down from here.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    Why the fuck is he throwing a big looping breaking ball to this joker? call a fastball inside molina

  • JGS

    Josh Wilson?

    what a bust

  • Zack

    CC, my fantasy team doesnt appreciate the HR given up to Josh Wilson

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    How the hell does a .150 hitter hit a homerun off CC?

    • Teix is the Man

      He swings the bat as the ball moves through the zone..

    • Jersey

      Well, on his career he’s a .219 hitter. So there’s that.

  • acb

    goood thing this field is huge

  • VO

    Dammit CC sucks, clueless Joe does it again.

  • Salty Buggah

    What a nice teammate CC is. He’s trying to help Damon’s UZR a bit today.

  • Tom Zig

    70 pitches through 5? I’ll take it. Hopefully CC goes 7 innings and throws like only 100 pitches. I’m sure there is someone in the bullpen that needs work.

  • JSquared

    Which teams system has the highest rate of failure… Mariners?

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Padres are pretty bad. And the mets ain’t great either

      • JSquared

        Yeah, Those are the 3 teams that come to mind to me also.

        • Ghost of Scott Brosius

          Astros also never seem to develop anyone, they fill a ton of lineup spots with has-been vets because they have no one to replace them

    • Zack

      Pirates, period.

      • Dela G

        the pirates have produced a few all-stars

        they just can’t keep them past arbitration years

        • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

          They really haven’t though. Giles was originally an Indian. Bay was on like, three teams before the Pirates. Jason Schmidt was a Brave. Freddy Sanchez was on the Red Sox. There’s Aramis Ramirez, that’s it.

          I mean, I guess you could count Nate McLouth…

          • JSquared

            McCutchen is promising. Better than any recent Mariners or Padres prospect.

        • Zack

          true, i was thinking primarily of their pitching

      • JSquared

        Well, they trade all of theirs.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    I think CCs challenging the hitters more than he might in a close game, trying to keep the pitchcount down

  • VO

    What’s up with the picture.

    • VO

      And Kenny answers my question. Thanks man.

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        Kenny reads RAB.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    What’s with the smoke?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Setting off fireworks after every home run is quite lame.

  • acb

    imagine if we had fireworks at yankee stadium

    • Bugsy

      there’d at least be couple of casualties.

    • JMK

      The Bronx really would be burning.

    • Salty Buggah

      smoke would never go away

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    fireworks after a single, unimportant home run is the most classless thing ive ever seen.

    • Jersey

      I don’t know, throwing your helmet at a pitcher is pretty bad too.

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        Good call

    • Zack

      yeah pretty much minor league baseball at its finest. although they usually wait til after the game like the rock cats

  • Dela G

    wow jeter

    bad bad swing

  • Salty Buggah

    Snell has a perfect game going if you don’t count the 2-3-4 innings.

    And he has lowered his ERA for the game to 9.

    • Dela G

      thats Kaysian analysis there

      good work

    • Bugsy

      would the real snell please stand up?

      On other note, Ken Singleton gets really excited after a final out of an inning.

  • Bugsy

    5 more outs Big Fella.

  • JMK

    Why does Ichiro get to go by just one name? He’s not Madonna. Could you imagine average American players just going by “Steve”?

    • JSquared

      the name is Bond.

    • Drew

      Japanese culture.

      • JMK

        Can you purchase one in a vending machine with used panties?

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      Imagine if arods just said arod

  • Drew

    I didn’t realize Gutierrez was having such a good offensive year.

  • Salty Buggah

    ooh CC having a lot of deep outs today but as long as he keeps getting them out I dont care much.

  • Dela G

    boy CC is mowing them down

  • Salty Buggah

    6 pitch inning!!!

  • Accent Shallow

    Anyone have a chance to see Buchholz pitch today? 7 innings, 2 runs. 3/3 K/BB ratio, though.

    • Jersey

      He looked pretty strong all in all. Not that Detroit’s lineup is terribly powerful.

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      He is getting better, but it’s Detroit… he’d get lit up by the Rangers, Yankees, Angels, etc.

      • Accent Shallow

        The Yankees didn’t exactly light him up last time.

        • Zack

          they did play a 15 inning game the night before

        • Jersey

          Keep the faith. Next time we’ll get his balls.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      He was pretty good, not great. He’s still scared to death to throw his fastball. Whenever he needs to make a pitch, he goes right to the change.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    6 pitches

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    The way announcers say that teams are bad at hitting is they call them “aggressive”

    • JMK

      You meant to say “The way announcers on teams not known as the Chicago White Sox say that teams are bad at hitting is they call them ‘aggressive’.”

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        What does harrelson say?

        • JMK

          “Grab some bench”.

          • Ghost of Scott Brosius

            Haha oh yeah and “he gone”. classic

  • acb

    i like the pace of this game

    hopefully cc can go all 9 and give the entire bullpen a rest

    • Jersey

      I’d be happy with 8 and a Bruney appearance.

  • http://www.puristbleedspinstripes.com Rebecca-Optimist Prime

    We’re in the seventh already? What the fuck?

    • acb

      yeah pretty nice after a 4 hour game yesterday

      and damn damon just crushed that

  • Bugsy

    I think Damon wants a HR here.

    • Bugsy

      but he’ll settle for a double.

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    If Snell goes 12 innings and gives up 6 earned runs, does that count as 2 quality starts?

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    damon is just shredding. we are so going to pay him

    • Accent Shallow

      Probably, but I’m pretty worried about that. I can see him just falling off.

      • Bugsy

        we have depth. but let’s not worry about that just yet.

    • Zack

      thats why you dont give 36 year olds extensions in the beginning of August

      • Ghost of Scott Brosius

        even if he falls off, hes hit extremely well through 115 games. hes carried the team for long stretches. i think hes proved he can still hit

        • Zack

          Exactly. if he stays hot all season great, but not really expecting that. He’s a 36 year old bad LF, hes not going to see alot of options this offseason so “we are so going to pay him” is probably not going to happen.

        • Accent Shallow

          And his defense has completely gone to pot, which obliterates his value as a player. If he’s an average to above average LF, he’s great. If he’s a well below average LF, he’s still useful, but much less so.

          • Ghost of Scott Brosius

            I think he has very solid DH, backup outfield value. Im not saying give him matt holiday money, im just saying bring him back. look at the dh’s in this league- ther not what they used to be

            • Zack

              “we are so going to pay him” is what you said. So what are you looking to give him? 3yrs/45m, 2yrs/20m, 1yr/8m w/ incentives?

            • Accent Shallow

              Just because Ortiz and Hafner have fallen off a cliff doesn’t mean the Yankees should bring back Damon as a DH. If they think he can handle the OF well, then yeah. If he’s not back as a primary outfielder, forget it. There are better bats out there.

  • Dela G

    Johnny damon is money tonight

  • Salty Buggah

    take Snell out and burn your damn bullpen already!

    • Jersey

      Seriously! They definitely could have worked his pitch count a little bit more in the last few innings.

    • Ghost of Scott Brosius

      im disappointed we havent knocked him out. but i think ther sacrificing him to save the pen anyway

    • VO

      You wish is their command.

  • Bugsy

    OMG. Flash watched Joe Morgan. I hope that’s all he’s taken from him.

  • JSquared

    YAY!! BULLPEN!!

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    he just said scott olsen. its garret. poor flaherty misses michael

  • Bugsy

    i expect 3 more runs. don’t disappoint!

  • Jersey

    Matsui has real ultimate power.

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Does anyone else watch Big Brother? I hate that I got fucking sucked into it. It’s the after hours show on Showtime that got me addicted.

    • Bugsy

      “after hours show”?

      • Andy In Sunny Daytona

        Yeah. On Showtime 2, it’s a live feed for three hours.

        • http://www.facebook.com/dougchu Doug

          “LIVE FEED” amirite guys?

      • Jersey

        I remember when that phrase meant softcore.

        • Bugsy

          that’s what i was getting at.

          • Jersey

            I don’t like beating around the bush.

    • JMK

      I prefer worse reality shows like “For the Love of Ray J” and “Keeping up with the Kardashians” but Big Brother is sugary-bad.

      Have you seen Mad Men?

  • Accent Shallow

    Hey, it’s old buddy Garrett Olson! I wonder if he still sucks.

    • JGS

      yup

  • JSquared

    HITDEKI!!

  • Dela G

    HITDEKI!

  • JMK

    Hideki jacked that ball. And he will be jacking later tonight, as well.

    GODZILLA FAP

  • Salty Buggah

    Who knew? Matsui is good at baseball!

    • JMK

      Bryce Harper-good?

      • Salty Buggah

        maybe, you never know how good he will be in the Majors…yet

  • Bugsy

    I like this Swisher guy. GRIT!

  • Drew

    The Baton, its been passed.

    • Jersey

      He’s not an everyday player, that’s what those guys do.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    2 walks for swish! Good call dela g

    • Dela G

      haha i do what i can :D

  • Dela G

    swisha has a fucking money eye

    too bad robbie cano is up

    • VO

      What are you doing? I’ve noticed every time you predict something it comes true. Next time call a granny!

  • Bugsy

    Triple Play coming up.

  • Accent Shallow

    Cano with the bases loaded — GIDP?

    Then again, Olson is horseshit, so a hit wouldn’t surprise me.

  • Salty Buggah

    I guess you can Matsui filled in the cleanup spot tonight for Alex.

    Oh look, Swish clogging the bases again, passing the baton.

  • Drew

    Haha Kenny, snakes on a plane.

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    you think the pitchers are aware of canos struggles with risp?

  • Quikksand

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYY

    Yankees keep showing why they are the MLB’s Ferrari! GO YANKEES!

  • JMK

    holy shit outside.

  • Bugsy

    oh robby! this shit makes no sense.

  • Drew

    That shit was on the outside box.

  • JSquared

    To All Umpires, Make bad calls on the Yankees all year round.

    Your Boss, Bud Selig.

  • Dela G

    that strike 3 was complete bullshit

  • Russell NY

    Terrible call. What can you expect from MLB Umpires?

    • Quikksand

      I’m blind, I’m dumb, I wanna be an ump!

  • Dela G

    good job melkman getting that run in

  • JSquared

    THE HAIR MAN!!

  • Drew

    cashman ftw

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Hairy is clutch.

    • Bugsy

      are we calling him that? what happens when he screws up?

      • JMK

        Baldy? Reced-y?

  • Bugsy

    wish fulfilled.

  • Dela G

    Jerry Hairston has been ANOTHER GEICO MONEY acquisition by the CA$H Man

  • Salty Buggah

    Hairston is the King of Bloopers tonight

  • JMK

    HAIRYBALSAGNA!

  • Ghost of Scott Brosius

    When jerry gets a hit at the stadium everyone shold go Jerry, Jerry- like springer

  • Jersey

    3 more runs = bedtime for me. See y’all.

  • http://www.twitter.com/wahbjo01 Jordan

    Hairy, 24.3 LD%. 6th in MLB.

    • Salty Buggah

      WOW Nice

  • Salty Buggah

    Safe to assume a win with CC on the mound for another 2 innings?

    • Dela G

      i say take him out and put a reliever they haven’t used in a while in, but i think joe would rather let CC finish the game

  • Dela G

    Damn, in any other ballpark, molina gets a MONSTER Home Run

  • Tank the Frank

    Mop up time. Do we even have a mop up reliever? Where’s Brett Tomko when you need him?