• BigBlueAL

    Seriously that Ball 3 to Drew, just WOW.

    • Zack

      awful

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      Umps need to follow Game Day.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    No hittah thru 2

    • Accent Shallow

      Andy is definitely doing it before he retires.

      • Johan Iz My Brohan

        Mike Mussina-esque I hope.

        • Accent Shallow

          You mean lose it to a crazy man with one strike left?

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

        Nah, he’s not that type of pitcher. All no-no’s have an element of luck, but Andy would need some CRAZY luck to throw one. He pitches to contract, not a guy that misses bats.

        • Accent Shallow

          Oh, I agree with you.

          The previous comment was the crazed fanboy in me, rather than the semi-objective part.

  • Little Bill

    Exactly, Mike. If the game were closer, Girardi would get tossed in the next couple innings. Joe West is awful.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      He should get tossed anyway, just to protect his players.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Good for Remy. Glad to see he’s doing alright.

    • BigBlueAL

      Yeah even as a Yankee fan I love Remy as an announcer. Glad to see him back and healthy.

    • Bob Stone

      Glad Remy’s back. I think he’s one of the best in the business.

  • BigBlueAL

    Hey look, the idiots John Henry and Luchinno on NESN right now.

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Looks like John Henry is trying to fight time. Give it up John, you’re 58, not 28.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      The two guys that didn’t want to go the extra mile for Tex. Theo and Tito wanted him bad.

  • Dela G

    man what a nice play by mick there

  • JMK

    Anyone have an over/under on doing away with umps within the next 15 years and using computers instead?

    • Tony

      How is that an over/under? And no chance.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    WHEELS POSADA!

  • Dela G

    hahhaa wow posada beat that out

  • Drew

    hahaha Jorgie is so slow.

  • Little Bill

    Posada made it, lol.

  • Accent Shallow

    Wow, who would have thought we’d see Jorge reach on a strikeout?

    I can’t remember the last time I saw a Yankee to reach that way.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    That’s hysterical. Posada beat that out without his walker.

  • Salty Buggah

    are fans allowed to complain directly to the commissioner?

    • ShuutoHeat

      I’ve been looking into that, I have a feeling our complaints will fall on deaf ears…

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Thanks Theo!

  • Salty Buggah

    no DP Cano

  • BigBlueAL

    Good game so far for Cano.

  • Dela G

    aaaand the GIDP cano showed up

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Yeah, I’m shocked as well. Cano is just wonderful.

  • Salty Buggah

    nevermind, Cano is slumping

  • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

    IRONY OF IRONY…yeah they got DP’d, but still…Jorgie stealing first…

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Cano, there is a reason Mary Cary is with Melky and not you.

  • Ivan

    Come home from wrk and the yanks r up 6-1, beautiful.

    • Salty Buggah

      should be 20-0 if we had a halfway decent ump not even exaggeration

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    The league average out of zone swing percentage is 25.1. Nick Swisher’s O-Zone Swing % is 16.5. Ballin’.

    • Dela G

      yikes

      • Salty Buggah

        thats a good thing

  • Riddering

    Tex has never seen someone like Cano with men on base. He blows him away.

  • ShuutoHeat

    Where’s the hustle?

  • Dela G

    a little late there swisha

    on to teh bottom!

  • joesit.(ragman)

    Someone tell me why Cano doesn’t run

    • Tom Zig

      Do I really have to bring out the “lazy Dominican” meme?

  • Tom Zig

    Are we being whiney or is the ump actually bad? If the umps are actually bad then this year must be a really bad year for umps

  • Accent Shallow

    Anyone remember before the season, when people were speculating that Lowrie would be as valuable as Jeter this year? Heh.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Peace, Alex.

  • Dela G

    Maybe Tex was shocked how bad cano was with RISP

    he figured he’d be at least in the .300s…

  • Dela G

    teh cuttah is nastay

  • V

    You know what’s funny? Every other major sports league (NFL/NBA/NHL) has a rigid, objective, process by which they judge their officials.

    The fact that this asshole is still in the majors tells me MLB doesn’t.

    • Accent Shallow

      It was worse pre-Questec.

      Could it stand to be improved? Absolutely. But to say that there’s no process, that’s objectively not true.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Peace, Jacoby.

  • Dela G

    and teh cuttah is nasty again!

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    Andy Pettite is startin pitchah!!

    Just saying. /Mike F.

    • Zack

      he’s grinding through a gritty performance tonight

  • Accent Shallow

    Pretty boy, you’re going to have to swing the bat in anger, rather than stand there and hope he walks you.

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    lol…midget

  • Accent Shallow

    Not even close, short stuff.

    You know you’ve done something dumb when Michael Kay calls you out.

  • Dela G

    WHAT A FUCKING AMAZING PLAY BY JETER!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Oh so gritty Pedroia. Out by a mile.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    We got the midget! We got the midget!

  • Drew

    what a play by hinske!!! lol Just let that shit bounce off the wall and roll to the infield.

  • Salty Buggah

    HAHA sit down Pedroia

  • Little Bill

    Ha ha Pedroia. Down by 5 your team needs baserunners. Stupid little troll.

  • Ivan

    Good thing Pedroia is thrown out cuz Hinskie played that out into a hit.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Grit. Hustle.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH!!

    Making the last out at third! That what I call gritty gutty Baseball right there.

  • Riddering

    THAT TAG OUT WAS TITILLATING.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    The answer is Ellsbury.

  • ShuutoHeat

    I thought elves ran fast?

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Nah, their legs are too short to move very fast.

      • ShuutoHeat

        You mean they’re not augmented by Elven magic?

        Then again Dusty isn’t a magical elf, he only works at the local keebler factory and part times at Rice Krispies factory.

  • Chaz

    Yea little leaguers don’t use Derek Jeter as a role model. He doesn’t know how to play the game at all !!!11!!

  • Tom Zig

    I’m still trying to figure out if either Ellsbury is a bad CF (-12.3 UZR/150) or UZR is wrong…

    • Dela G

      UZR says mark T isnt that good defensively either…

      • Tom Zig

        yeah but he has a -0.8…that’s vastly different than -12.3

        • Dela G

          it was lower earlier in the season i thought

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        No, UZR says that Tex is either average or just slightly below average. UZR is unkind to 1Bs since, I believe, it does not take scooping throws and what not into account. It’s purely a measure of range.

        • Tom Zig

          Penny at 80 pitches…good job boys, keep up the pressure

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Pedroia was overflowing with grit there.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Score that one Monster-6-5.

    • John K.

      ietc

  • Bugsy

    The Grit reserves are running low.

  • Salty Buggah

    lol, Gameday says he doubled on a groundball to SS

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      Game Day is operated by the Red Sox. They said doubled on a groundball to SS, because only the grittiest of gritty can make it third on groundballs!

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    YES is killing me by showing half the replay..can they fuckin show Jeter pick up the ball..

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Melky looked safe.

    • Brazilian Yankee

      Nevermind, he was out.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      That replay showed he was out. Good call by the ump.

  • Salty Buggah

    cmon guys get the bats going again and burn their pen

  • Dela G

    well the yanks are killing the ball, even on outs

    penny is one HR from being done

    lets get it

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Anyone listening on radio? I’m sure Sterling’s call of that Pedroia play was hilarious.

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      listening to Sox announcers on XM…they were, shall we say, surprised!!!

  • Bugsy

    i want nothing more than total humiliation. c’mon fellas, get your shit toegther.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Mick can pick that shit.

  • Dela G

    mike kay, quit hatin on those fans

    • Stadium Garlic Fries

      he is just jealous of old man hanging out with a pretty girl!

      • Dela G

        i know, right?

  • Salty Buggah

    Kelleher’s UZR is going through the roof today! 3 good plays today

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      His +/- is gonna go up, too. The average 1B coach does not make those plays.

      • Salty Buggah

        He’s elite

      • Dela G

        so his WAR goes up to .5? ;)

  • ALEX S

    who is kay making fun of? the two people in the matching red shirts and sox hats?

    • NickT

      I think it’s James Caan.

    • Dela G

      yes

  • Dela G

    hey at least his pitch count is going up by a lot

    on to teh BOTTOM!

  • handtius

    wonderful inning from Penny

  • Ivan

    Just read the comments Rice made to Jeter and A-Rod. What a cock. Like seriously, thats total disrespect to not only DJ but to A-Rod and Manny too.

    That no deserving HOFer bastard.

    • Tom Zig

      I don’t understand his comments. He talks about dreadlocks and baggy uniforms. But when the hell has Jeter had any hairstyle but the high-fade? A-rod’s uniform is practically sprayed on too.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Jim Rice just wishes he was a no doubt HOFer like those three.

    • Stadium Garlic Fries

      Did you notice how conviniently he left Ortiz out of discussion? Also, Why the fuck he will put Jeter’s name in same conversation as Manny, AROD and talk about Steroid..total jerk.

      • Tom Zig

        Flexing the muscles in his right arm, Rice said, “That’s all the steroids you need. … It’s called God-given talent.”

        Since when is Jim Rice from the Jersey shore?

        • Stadium Garlic Fries

          I hope some one Yankees calls him out..where is Gary Sheffield when you need him..

          • Tom Zig

            We don’t have any of those malcontents anymore. There will be none of that calling out.

    • Little Bill

      Jeter is a money grubbing whore. He needs to stop being so good and start sucking like Jim Rice.

    • LiveFromNewYork

      If you’re looking for a former baseball player who has class and makes sense, Jim Rice would be a bad example.

    • Accent Shallow

      Not only is Rice an undeserving HoF, he’s also an asshole.

      I wonder why the Boston media lobbied for him so hard for him, since he’s always been a jerk.

  • the artist formerly known as (sic)

    Justin Duchscherer out for the year w/ clinical depression.

    http://games.espn.go.com/flb/resources/playernews

    sad. hope he recovers.

    • Tom Zig

      That’s too bad. I was really hoping we would get him.

      • the artist formerly known as (sic)

        also too bad…for…him.

        • Dela G

          hahaha ietc

    • Salty Buggah

      Here’s hoping he’s our 6th starter next year (wild dream)

      • Dela G

        6th starter? you sure pettite comes back? ;)

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      Sucks to hear about that. Get better soon, Justin.

    • Accent Shallow

      Wow.

      Here’s hoping he can get treatment.

      • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

        …i’m no doctor (and i didnt stay at a halladay express either), but i’m thinking depression CAN be countered by happiness…since happy times breed happy times, and happy people can make you happy, he just needs to ask himself:

        if I win a World Series, would i be happy?

        sincerely,

        $man

        (you know who i am and your agent knows where to find me…)

  • Dela G

    what a horrible question for the smoker’s quitline

    lol

  • Accent Shallow

    Gotta love retiring Youkilis.

  • Salty Buggah

    Wow, Youkilis 1st pitch out?!!!

    • Stadium Garlic Fries

      That itself will take Pettite into 7th.

    • Dela G

      yeah its like cano getting a 4 pitch walk

      • Accent Shallow

        Roy Halladay did this to Cano in 2008.

        You just can’t predict baseball.

        /Sterling

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Doc Rivers is Kenny Singleton’s cousin?

    • Ivan

      Yep.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    1 pitch AB by Youk, did the world just end?

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Does Youkilis wear a wool sweater underneath his uniform? How do you sweat that much playing baseball?

    • Salty Buggah

      excessive grit overdose

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      I must have whatever issue Youkilis has.

    • Brazilian Yankee

      One word… Grit.

    • ShuutoHeat

      It’s the dominatrix outfit he has under the Jersey.

  • Accent Shallow

    Bay with some polite (but gritty!) profanity after lining out.

    • Tom Zig

      eh! I thought I aboot hit that oot.

  • Dela G

    another 1-2-3 inning for andy eugene

    on to teh 5th!

  • Mike HC

    And people think being a baseball player is easy. Pettitte looks like he is going through seven layers of hell tonight.

    • Mike HC

      and that is when he is pitching well

  • Bugsy

    this is beautiful.

  • Tom Zig

    Man I’m so glad we have Tex, I can’t picture him with stupid looking facial hair. (Note: not all facial hair is dumb, just when you’re on the Red Sox)

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    My favorite scenario is (obviously) the Yanks sweep, and Texas takes 2 of 3 in Tampa. That would mean the Yanks are up by 9 1/2, and here would be the WC standings.

    TEX 70-53

    BOS 69-54 (1 game back)

    TAM 66-57 (4 games back)

    That would mean the Ranger lead and Tampa’s still in it.

  • Dela G

    man tex is a red sox killah

    • Bugsy

      the curse of MT

  • Bugsy

    another G moment here, alex. another one, please.

    • Bugsy

      damn. so close.

  • Tampa Yankee

    Sorry if this has been mentioned already but did anyone see that the Sox claimed Wagner? I’ve been outta commission today and just saw it. I know there was a thread earlier about trading for him…

    http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/08/billy-wagner-claimed-on-waivers.html

    • Tampa Yankee

      Nevermind… I see it was mentioned in the Wagner thread at the end…

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Man, Singleton finished in the top 10 in MVP voting four times in his career. And he led the league in intentional walks TWICE. So he was feared!

    Very underrated player.

    • Accent Shallow

      Another example of how high OBP players are underpaid and underappreciated.

    • Salty Buggah

      Higher peak and better career OPS than Jim Rice (who was helped by Fenway a lot too)

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      He should’ve won over Baylor in ’79.

    • Whitey14

      Not debating his underratedness because I agree with you there, but can you name some of the guys that batted behind him consistently throughout his career? I seem to recall a young Eddie Murray in the late 70’s but after that I’m lost…

  • ALEX S

    thats gotta be the longest single ever

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Replay that shit.

  • Dela G

    that wasn’t a home run?

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Mo’ Runz please!

  • Brazilian Yankee

    That’s unfortunate. That should have been a HR.

  • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

    Damn, I thought that was gone.

  • Salty Buggah

    boo!!! Fenway steals an HR from A-rod

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    While you’re out there Joe, tell Joe West to blow you.

  • Bugsy

    into the bullpen, bitches.

  • Dela G

    even though it didnt go over the line, i would take the courtesy to review that

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Heh, Penny said “fuck you” when the crowd booed him.

    • Jay

      I thought I saw that..
      Good for him

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

        Can anyone capture that and send it to Boston Dirt Dogs or WEEI? I’m sure they’d LOVE to see that.

        • Dela G

          yeah, someone make a gif for me :)

          • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

            Ooooohhh good idea!

    • Mr.Jigginz

      LMAO…I was just gonna post it…Good to see u saw that shit too…

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Isn’t he still banging Eliza Dushku? I wouldn’t give a shit about anything.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      That’s what I thought.

  • Drew

    Did Penny just say Fuck You while he was being booed?

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      Yes, he did.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    HAHAHAHAH!!

    You see Penny? He said “Fuck you” to the Boston fans.

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      Ah, a Jack McDowell.

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

        That was more of a gesture

  • Accent Shallow

    Oh, we’re getting Michael Bowden!

    Looking forward to seeing how that 6.4 K/9 in AAA plays in the majors.

    • Jay

      Like that cousin, like that

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    if every one in the world got couple more inches it will be a great world..that would have been a HR..

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Wreck this bitch Matsui!

  • Dela G

    anyone notice how penny said “fuck you” as he walked off the mound?

    • Bob Stone

      You could see Penny clearly saying “fuck” after one of the Yankee hits in the second inning as well.

  • Accent Shallow

    Bowden looks like a twat in his Gameday photo.

  • Dela G

    lets get to this AAA star

  • Bugsy

    i hope we taint him like we tainted bard.

    • Accent Shallow

      Bard actually has MLB stuff. Bowden may not.

      • Whitey14

        Bowden’s pitched well both times he’s spot started in the past. For our sake the small sample size better multiply well!

        • Accent Shallow

          Serious reply:

          I’m under the impression the Red Sox changed Bowden’s delivery after 2008, because his stuff wasn’t as good as his results (and his 2008 AAA results were very good), and the stuff now looks much better, but he hasn’t pitched as well (K rate down, BB rate up).

    • Russell NY

      dream come true

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Comon Hideki, join the party.

  • Accent Shallow

    Nice to meet you, rook.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Homerdeki

  • Drew

    Godzilla bitches

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    Matsui….bitches

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Hideki Matsui is unimpressed by Mike Bowden.

  • David A

    Gozilla!!!

  • Bugsy

    ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

    wait for it….

    hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Bob Stone

    Welcome to the big leagues Bowden.

  • Dave

    tee hee sweet prospect

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Bowden = Ace

  • Dela G

    HITDEKI!!

    WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES!

  • handtius

    I love it. I do. I really do.

  • Russell NY

    Those amazing Red Sox prospects…

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Atta boy Hideki.

  • Salty Buggah

    Matsui was a foot away from a HR the 1st time but gets it this time

    • Tom Zig

      A foot? I mean if Drew wasn’t there it would have absolutely cleared the wall

      • Salty Buggah

        exactly, if it was a foot higher, Drew doesnt catch it

  • Tom Zig

    Matsui just gave Bowden a lesson on inherited runners scoring.

  • JSquared

    Get Plowed Bowden, NASTY!

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES!!

    Michael Bowden: FUCK!!!

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    can Yankees just get day off once every week..even if that means forefeiting one game..at least we will win other six for sure..

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Jeff Francouer disapproves of Hideki’s rally killing home run.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    What control this kid has

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    aaaand Penny’s line is complete.
    4 IP
    10 H
    8 R
    8 ER
    1 BB
    3 SO

    • Zack

      another great Theo pickup

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

        As they say on WEEI-“Theo’s Cash for Clunkers program”

        • Dela G

          hahaha thats hilarious

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      Will he get cut from the team like Smoltz did? He was every bit as bad.

      • Zack

        they’ll work out a deal for a Smoak-like bat

        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

          Hahahah! That one never gets old.

  • Zack

    DFA MATSUI!

  • Accent Shallow

    Wow, what an ugly delivery. I have no idea what that means for his future health prospects (I’m not one of those oh-so-credible Internet mechanics gurus), but I certainly can’t enjoy watching him work. My wrist hurts from seeing that.

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      It reminds me of Kevin Gregg’s delivery.

      Speaking of Gregg, there’s a wild pitch.

  • Drew

    4 innings, 8 er. haha ERA took a hurtin today

  • baravelli

    Alright Hideki!

    That is how you jump into a car!

  • Tom Zig

    Save some offense for tomorrow!

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Wow I thought Bowden was decent???…

    • Whitey14

      So one bad inning changes your mind?

      • Jose

        It really shouldn’t. He is a top Red Sox prospect for a reason.

  • Dela G

    good eye jorge

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Patriot spys in da house.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Well at least he can face Cano lol

  • Dela G

    cool! i didnt know joe’s son was that old now

  • Tom Zig

    Matsui just came in first place at MXC!

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Andy is somewhere napping

  • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

    MORE POSADIC IRONY!!!

    damn fantastic. God hates ugly.

  • Bugsy

    i CANNOT stop sliming. This is better than the time I did mushrooms.

    • Tom Zig

      ietc

    • LiveFromNewYork

      well mushrooms are slimy

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      You should work for Nickalodean.

  • Bob Stone

    Robbie just got an rbi with RISP. Wow!

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    RISP!!!

  • Dela G

    cano with the hit with RISP!

    10-1

  • Eirias

    Aw, mini-Girardi.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    You know things are going right when even Cano gets a hit with a RISP.

  • Accent Shallow

    Hilarious shit: Michael Kay ripping the Sox lack of pitching depth. Beautiful.

    Also, <3Good Robbie<3.

    Speaking of Kay, is it "Bo-den", rather than "Bow-den", or is Kay just a dope?

    • LiveFromNewYork

      As in Jethro

    • Dela G

      its Bo-den

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Pour it on. I want to win by 20.

    • Bugsy

      20? more! more!

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      We know were going to win, its all about the Run Differential at this point. We’re chasing history, and have only 270 to go to catch the 27 team, and 300 to catch the 39 team.

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      dont be greedy. God hates ugly.

      15 is plenty, especially if Ellsbury has to pitch…

  • Former RAB Lurker

    Did Cano not notice that Jorge was in scoring position?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    “They know how to win.”

    Worst. Reason. Ever.

    • Bob Stone

      LOL – I thought so too.

  • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

    Your reason for Boston is that “they know how to win”? Huh?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Did Kay just bust out a Gertrude Stein reference? Wow.

    • Bugsy

      what did he say?

      • LiveFromNewYork

        Oakland no there there

        Her most famous quote

        • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

          I’d say her most famous quote is “You are all a lost generation.”

        • Bugsy

          i thought “a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose” is her most famoust quote.

    • Accent Shallow

      Fuck her. Inexpressive, pretentious hack.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Wow his pitches just dive to the plate, if anybody gets under that, they will hit bombs.

  • Salty Buggah

    I bet Joe West is gonna go home and cry his heart out since we are crushing them despite his efforts

  • uncle stevie

    Its mighty quiet in that big green dump

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Oh my goodness I just realized there were no outs.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Hey, guys, sorry I’m late. Had a fantasy draft. I beat that shit up like the Yankees beat up on the Red Sox.

    So what did I miss?

    OH, SHIT, THE YANKEES ARE BEATING UP THE RED SOX LIKE HOW I JUST BEAT UP THIS FANTASY DRAFT I WAS JUST IN!!!!!!

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      Ty Cobb stabbed a guy.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        He was asking for it.

  • baravelli

    I gotta credit Kay there for the erudite Gertrude Stein reference.

  • Dela G

    i hope they dont get rid of bowden like they did the billy traber guy

    they should’ve bought traber a maybach for the lumps he took to save that bullpen

  • Zack

    infield in? seriously…

    • Bob Stone

      Why bother bringing it in at this point?

  • Eirias

    The Rangers have the fewest RA? WTF? When the hell did this happen? What was I doing?

    (the seals are opening)

  • Tom Zig

    The Yankee onslaught continues!

  • ALEX S

    haha you could tell bowden just said “motherfucker”

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Mary Cary gonna get it tonight!

  • Bugsy

    bowden: shake head then proceeds to say “mother fuck”

    i cannot even hear kay and kenny over the sound of my laughter.

  • Dela G

    should the yanks call off the dogs after this inning?

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      um…no?

      Boston media, earlier this year:

      Well, the Sox went up 8-0 against the New York Yankees yesterday…do you think we can sweep the season? I think we can.

      Yeah, shove it up their @#$@#$…

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      NO COMMERCIALS, NO MERCY!!!!

  • Manimal

    I love when sox prospects fail and are overhyped.

    • Tom Zig

      Meh

      Overhyped? yeah

      Fail? just for today he is

  • Zack

    Jeter’s 4th PA and its the 5th inning, ha

  • Dela G

    hey! marte can make an appearance today

    • uncle stevie

      we’re not that far up yet

      • Dela G

        haha touche!

  • Yankee Von Homerdinger

    Gammons must be crying on John Kruk’s shoulder as we speak.

  • Bugsy

    who’s the one on the right? next to aceves?

    • Dela G

      mitre

      • Bugsy

        nah, the other one.

        • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

          Rodan?

          • Bugsy

            the sculptor?

  • Salty Buggah

    Are all Red Sox taught to yell “fuck” everytime things dont go their way?

    • LiveFromNewYork

      wicked retahded fack

    • Chris

      It’s just everyone from Boston.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        CAWKSUCKAH

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Derek that’s a bad example of being a bad ball player. You bastard.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    GRITTY!

  • Accent Shallow

    Odds Bowden is pulled this inning?

    God, that would be phenomenal. Unlikely, but phenomenal.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Nah, dude’s just gonna have to bend over and take it tonight. Sucks for him.

      • Bugsy

        he must be sore.

  • BigBlueAL

    We need more runs so when Marte pitches the 9th and puts a couple of runners on base Girardi wont be tempted to warm up Mo.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I swear, I’m getting mighty tired of seeing Mo warming up when the tying run is the guy AFTER THE GUY in the hole.

  • Drew

    Is Hinske a poor mans Swisher?

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Yes.

  • Dave

    Thats the kind of play Jim Rice doesn’t think our children should emulate

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Hinske looks like he’s wearing his bicycle lock around his neck.

  • uncle stevie

    Im not sure how to spell douche, but jim rice is a douche

  • Dela G

    wow hinske walked

    what will tex do?

    will he call off the dogs and just watch pitches?

    i would go for the double

    • Bugsy

      call off the dogs, you say?

      • Dela G

        haha i think he decided to release the hounds…

        [/montgomery burns

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
          Homer: Or what, you’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

      • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

        Not in Fenway.

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Ganesh is very pleased!

    • Stadium Garlic Fries

      ??

      • Andy In Sunny Daytona

        Ganesh blessed the Yankees earlier this year.

    • Salty Buggah

      so am I!

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Kenny is blathering tonight. Maybe Kay is contagious.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      But he’s right. The Yankees being able to beat everyone else while getting smoked by the Sox really helped.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    Best bullpen in Baseball.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    I can haz Bakers Dozen?

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      is that what they call 18 where you’re from?

      :D

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        2 — no, 6 — no, 12 — BAKER’S DOZEN!
        I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Tex loves the Sox.

  • Yankee Von Homerdinger

    Wow, the Red Sox pitching really sawx cack tonight.

  • Dave

    Plz put this into the stands, k thx.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    You can see the desperation in Bowden’s eyes to get the fuck out of there.

    • Bugsy

      i almost feel bad for him…almost, but not quite.

  • Pasqua

    I hope the Yanks’ pitching performances are good for the rest of the weekend, because doesn’t a double digit offensive onslaught guarantee quiet bats tomorrow?

    /Not complaining.

    • Bugsy

      i honestly don’t care what happens tomorrow nor the day after. we just had to win one.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    The Yankees are a bad example of being bad at baseball.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      IETDN

      I enjoyed this double negative.

  • Dela G

    the red sox are like a magic elixer for anyone’s hitting ailments

  • Mike

    See how smart Theo is? He knew this was coming and wanted a starter for long relieve tonight.

  • Salty Buggah

    The fans are just there to converse (if they know how to do that) and drink/eat

  • Joey

    great time for an unclutch stat padding hr… just sayin’

  • LiveFromNewYork

    I hope Andy somehow manages to stay loose

    • Dela G

      he could throw BP and still win

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      pull him. put mitre box/meattray or rodan or fredo or tomko or veras or melancon in there.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    If I were Bowden I’d be faking a heart attack or something about now.

  • Stadium Garlic Fries

    I love how Yankees are embarassing Sox this inning..

  • VO

    Did they seriously just give the drive of the game in the 5th?

    • baravelli

      Fair enough though – that was the shot that put the game into blowout territory, so, sorta the defining hit.

  • Bob Stone

    I hope we get in a full five innings before it rains to make it an official game.

    • Jose

      Is Joe West crew chief? He better just call the game to be safe.

    • uncle stevie

      you know cowboy joe wants to call this off

  • Dave

    Ahh matsui….looking to make some serious sportscenter highlights

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Bowden looked like a LLWS player who just got rocked.

  • Zack

    wow Francona let that kid throw 44 pitches in one inning

  • Aaron

    “I’ll give you the totals when i add them up” -JS

  • Dela G

    hey good inning for the yanks

    12-1

    funny that the sox have one hit

  • Salty Buggah

    You know, if Alex gets that HR, he’d be considered clutch by going 3-3 with 3 RBI and a HR and walk against the Sox.

  • Ross

    Having determined we’ve graduated from pwnage to uber-pwnage… when does uber-pwnage bleed into epic pwnage?