• Steve H

    Boy, Victor Martinez sure can’t call a game.

  • cjc

    so I guess I don’t have to hear Francessa drool over Bowden anymore

    • Zack

      what about Hunter Jones? hes a flamethrowah!

  • Salty Buggah

    You know, if Alex gets that HR, he’d be considered clutch by going 3-3 with 3 RBI and a HR and walk against the Sox.

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Is anyone else going to go see “Taking Woodstock”?

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8120/picture1nus.png

    Chick from Strasburg Interview, you know the drill… 1 (worst) – 10 (best) go go go!

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      6

    • Andy In Sunny Daytona

      I’m sure she’s a lovely girl.

    • Dela G

      i’d be on that

      6.2

      • Tank the Frank

        You guys are harsh. She’s definitely a 7, 7.5.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          7? You gotta be shitting me.

          5. Tops.

          • Tank the Frank

            Well it doesn’t help that she looks like she’s at her mother’s funeral, but I think she’s perty!

            • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

              Perty average, yeah.

    • Accent Shallow

      I’d take her to the movies.

      • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

        sure. movies. split a large drink and large popcorn (free refills, i’d go get the soda refill) but no candy. and no chick flick–romantic comedy at worst.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      That’s not the best shot. No worse than a 7.

    • I hate Tom Gordon

      I’d hit it.

      … with a shovel!

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Heh.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        I’d hit it… with a shovel!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAOj4Bqdec

    • Accent Shallow

      Ok, something needs to be clarified. 1, 4, 6, 10, does not matter. What matters — would you, or won’t you?

      I use a binary scale: 0 or 1.

      She’s a 1.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Quick outs. Get Bowden right back out there.

    • Salty Buggah

      Yes, add more stress to that arm

    • Bugsy

      i’d imagine that bowden will have nightmares about this till he dies.

    • Tom Zig

      No way they send out Bowden for another inning. That would be horrible

      • uncle stevie

        Bowden Rules….40 pitches per inning

        • Accent Shallow

          The Yankees usually pull their MiL pitchers after a 30+ pitch inning or so. I’d imagine they have the same rules in effect for Joba/Phil.

          • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

            i hope they have that rule for EVERY pitcher!

  • Tom Zig

    Quick get 2 more outs before the rain comes

  • Salty Buggah

    The Yanks made up for the lack of run support for Andy lately

  • Tampa Yankee

    That inning was amazing…

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Rocco Baldelli … nice Irish boy.

    • Zack

      great offseason signing #3

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Kent Brockman: Top of the morning to ya, on this gray and drizzly St. Patrick’s Day. Kent O’Brockman reporting live from Main Street, where today where everyone is a little bit Irish, except of course for the gays and the Italians…

    • Tampa Yankee

      Fucking a come on Andy

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Rangers: Man, give me your fruit cocktail.

    Red Sox: Well, l can’t. If l did that, then I’d have to give it to you every day, and I won’t get all my vitamins.

    Rangers: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITH?!?!?!?

    Yankees: Chill, Nasty Nate. That’s my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it’s gonna be me. You got a problem with that ?

    Rangers: Watch your back, Fish, ’cause Squirrel Master ain’t gonna be there for you all the time. ‘Cause next time I come for you, I’m gonna want some cocktail– FRUIT!

    Red Sox: Take it! I’M SOMEBODY’S BITCH!

    • Brooklyn Sean

      Ha!!

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    It upsets me to root against Rocco Baldelli.

  • Steve H

    I know the YES gun is always wrong, but what does it have Bowden at? NESN has had him as high as 94. Probably just trying to help boost his trade value.

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    A lottery ticket paid off!!!

  • Salty Buggah

    no Andy, go deep and dont hurt the run diff

  • Ross

    Having determined we’ve graduated from pwnage to uber-pwnage… when does uber-pwnage bleed into epic pwnage?

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      …when a position player pitches.

  • Bugsy

    hey oh! you know what, they can hit a HR here, if they like. I’m feeling generous like when I let my dog eat some of my streak.

  • Tank the Frank

    I spoke to one scout who told me that Red Sox phenom Michael Bowden may have a chance to become the only player in history to receive preemptive Hall of Fame votes, and could conceivably be inducted into the Hall of Fame before his rookie season. Bowden – who’s fastball was once clocked at 105mph – has been favorably described by scouts as “Roy Halladay, but with more upside.”

    For Diamond Cutters I’m Peter Gammons…and I’m a total ass.

    • Dela G

      WINNAR

    • ShuutoHeat

      lol

  • joesit.(ragman)

    Like coming back from a rain delay for Andy

  • Dela G

    cmon andy

    just get 2 more damn outs so you can be in line for the win

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    I’m sure that some other cameraman was watching Carlton Fisk, Michael.

  • Steve H

    Think the Sox are going to make some more roster moves? Bowden was brought up to back up either Penny or Tazawa, and used half his bullets in one inning. They have to be praying to get 6 out of Tazawa, but probably aren’t expecting it. Good thing they have the greatest pitching depth ever. They can just bring up another ace in the hole.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Too bad they cut Jonathan Van Every. He would have been useful.

  • joesit.(ragman)

    We’re gonna see some first pitch swinging in top of 6, get Andy back out their for another inning of work

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Ken Singleton wants to be a scout so he doesn’t have to deal with Michael Kay on a nightly basis.

    • ShuutoHeat

      Or Flaherty.

  • Tom Zig

    5% chance of rain for the 10 PM hour in Boston
    10% chance of rain for the 11 PM hour
    75% chance of rain at midnight

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Stop pitching to the score, Andy!

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Andy Pettitte = Jack Morris

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        #5 on Andy’s “Similar Though Age 36″ list on B-R.

      • Accent Shallow

        Andy probably will get some HoF chatter post-retirement.

        If he keeps going, it might even be deserved.

  • Dela G

    damn hinske, at least make a throw to 2nd or something

  • Eirias

    I’ll admit, that Fisk anecdote is pretty cool.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Comon Andy, don’t let up. Finish this shit.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Come on Andy.

  • Tom Zig

    Come on get the out!

  • BigBlueAL

    Girardi is going to get Hughes or Aceves up quickly now for sure.

  • Dela G

    cmon andy, throw a strike here

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Midget it’s full count get back to the batter’s box!

  • Tom Zig

    WTF

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Andy

  • Bugsy

    chipping away, chip, chip, chipping away.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Does 2008 A-Rod make that play?

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      ’08 A-Rod at least knocks it down. He probably would not have gotten Pedroia at first.

  • Dela G

    fuckin a andy

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    I expect this after that long as inning.

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      ass*

  • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

    UGH.

    its not that i dont enjoy the score, etc, but i still hate the sox, and EVERY hit they get is like a tiny papercut on my heart…

  • Januz

    I hate to say it, don’t count out Boston Yet. All they need is a couple of runners on and they are right back in it.

    • Bugsy

      party pooper.

    • Zack

      if a couple runners mean 8 then yes, they’d be right back in it

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      This reminds me of playing Madden with my boys.

      Everytime someone would be getting their ass beat mercilessly (like 63-7 with 20-odd seconds left) someone says:

      “You know, a couple of hail marys and onside kicks, you’re right back in this motherfucker!”

  • Accent Shallow

    Yankees great offense has obscured Pettitte’s battling.

    • Brazilian Yankee

      Pettitte sucking, you mean.

  • Tank the Frank

    That’s the last thing you need is to give this team and this crowd hope. No lead is safe at this park.

  • Dave

    Grr.

  • BigBlueAL

    You know Girardi right now is shitting in his pants debating whether or not to warm up Mo now or wait til the 6th inning.

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      offs dont joke, thats not funny…i could see that.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    COME ON ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDY

  • Eirias

    Sushi and hot wings. The game meal of champions.

  • Teix is the Man

    I hope this ump gets hit in the pp…HARD!

    • King of Fruitless Hypotheticals

      adrian beltre

    • Bugsy

      i will go to each umps home and stomp on their PP till they become robots.

      • Teix is the Man

        HAHAHAH LMFAO!

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Joe West sucks

    • ShuutoHeat

      he sure does suck the Red Sux’s limp baby dick….

  • Dela G

    what the fuck ump?

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Is it that hard to get 3 outs with an 11-run lead?

  • Salty Buggah

    cmon Andy

  • Steve H

    Tomorrow’s headline on ESPN.com

    “Ellsbury gets (team)record tying steal!!!

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      they’ll probably drop the team part all together.

    • uncle stevie

      thats exactly what i was just saying…watch sportscenter tonight and youll think boston kicked our ass

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        “Yankees squeak out narrow win”

      • Steve H

        Or:

        “Rem-Dawg returns to Sox booth!!!!”

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          “Red Sox wear alternate red uniforms, play baseball game”

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Peace, Victor. Finally.

    That made me unnecessarily nervous.

    • Dela G

      +1000000000023

  • Dela G

    FINALLY!

    GREAT K!

  • Bugsy

    you know what andy did there right? he cock teased the sox fans into watching the rest of this massacre. power to you, andy. power to you.

  • Steve H

    Sure that kinda sucked. But 8 run lead, and is there any reason to think more runs aren’t coming our way?

    • Zack

      dont you know their bullpen is unhittable?

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      We’re not stopping until we get to 20.

      • Steve H

        20 off the Penny/Bowden combination? Or 20 for the game?

  • baravelli

    It’s funny, when the score was 9-1, I was ecstatic about having an 8-run lead. Now that it’s 12-4, I feel kinda iffy about having an 8-run lead.

    • Bob Stone

      It’s funny, but I was just thinking the same thing. Especially at Fendway where no lead is ever safe.

  • Tampa Yankee

    I am guessing Andy’s done for the night. So how do the Yanks finish the game?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Wow. I just saw a Hanley homer on MLB Network (finally get it!). The Marlins’ announcer has to be the most boring announcer ever.

    • Dela G

      listen to an astros telecast and get back to me

    • Kara

      Clearly you’ve never heard the Pirates announcers. They’re less exciting than NPR + PBS. Luckily, I get all Pirates games here at school…joy!!

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        I got stuck with NESN for three years.

  • Salty Buggah

    Oh noes, teh gritty Sox are back in it!

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    “If they score 2, we score 1. If they score 6, we come right back and score 3″

    /paraphrazing “The Untouchables”‘d

  • Ivan

    Remember when the Sox were 8-0 against the yanks?……I think I forgot about it.

    • Little Bill

      Tack on another 3 runs this inning against Bowden. That was a terrible pitch to Posada.

  • Tom Zig

    I can’t believe they brought back Bowden for another inning. They just took out everyone. So that’s good

    • Bob Stone

      They’re building up his confidence.

  • VO

    The Sox pretty much just gave up.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Defensive upgrade, Green in left lol!

    This is abusive putting Bowden in there again.

  • Steve H

    Penny and Bowden might throw the two straightest fastballs in MLB. (though Bowden doesn’t belong here).

  • uncle stevie

    This Bowden is a pinata….I love this guy

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Yanks just missed yet another HR.

  • Dela G

    posada continues this ass kicking of bowden

  • Tom Zig

    That’s a HR in any other park except Comerica and PetCo maybe

    • Dela G

      and safeco maybe?

  • Salty Buggah

    3 points off our run-diff? Whatever, as long as we win. The Angels are playing well but above their pythag record.

    Good job JoPo! Let’s murder Bowden here and burn more of their pen.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      The Yankees are playing above their Pythag Record, too.

    • Tank the Frank

      Yeah, Neyer mentioned that today. They’ve consistently played well above their run diff. for the last couple years. Weird stuff.

  • Tom Zig

    Ok that actually was lazy of Cano

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Michael Bowden = Anthony Claggett

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      That’s an insult to Anthony Claggett’s everywhere.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    Yes Kenny, it was the day off, plus Bowden and Penny’s suckage that really helped the Yanks tonight.

    • Eirias

      Of course. What do you think it was?

      • Andy In Sunny Daytona

        Scott Stapp’s magical voice.

        • Tank the Frank

          LOL!

  • Tom Zig

    What are they gonna do, run Bowden’s pitch count to 80? and have his arm fall off?

  • Salty Buggah

    Bowden looks a true Bahstonian with his eyes looking like he’s wasted

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Baker’s dozen!!!

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    This one goes up to 13 (+).

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    They’re destroying this poor kid.

    • Bugsy

      hopefully, we have scarred him beyond repair.

  • Dela G

    lucky 13!

  • Bugsy

    ha! i still love life after the 5th inning.

    and we have the7th, 8th and 9th to look forward to.

  • Ivan

    Bowden performance is really throwing a wrench into Gammon’s wet dreams.

    • Steve H

      IETC.

    • Tank the Frank

      Hagadone’s gone, Masterson’s gone, Buchholz has struggled in the bigs, Lars Anderson is shitting the bed in Double-A… who’s left for Gammons to drool over?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    I kinda feel bad for Bowden now.

  • Salty Buggah

    run-diff back up! Pour it on

  • Tank the Frank

    This is all kinds of sexy.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    I actually feel bad for Bowden.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      I’ll fix that.

      Remember this same Boston crowd when Ellsbury stole home?

    • Tank the Frank

      I bet Boston fans felt bad for Chase Wright too.

    • Tampa Yankee

      WTF

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Mike, you may just get your 20 run wish.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    You score 3, we score 3.

  • Dela G

    holy shit

    15-4

    this is almost as bad as game 3 of the ALCS in 04

    • Bugsy

      wow. you had to go there.

      • Dela G

        sorry :(

        • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

          DFA’d

          • Dela G

            man i’ve been DFA’d twice today

    • LiveFromNewYork

      The year we do not speak of

    • Dela G

      i wont speak of that year again

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Jeter: Bad example of a big stupid loser.

  • uncle stevie

    Francona HATES this kid

  • Dela G

    man i feel terrible for bowden

    he got the same shit billy traber got

    • uncle stevie

      traber got released the next day

  • Tampa Yankee

    Got those 3 runs back quickly…

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    Bowden’s ERA approaching Wang-like levels

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=29225

  • LiveFromNewYork

    The strategy is to get the Yankees dizzy running around the bases.

  • Little Bill

    I think Bowden wants to cry.

    • uncle stevie

      i want to cry tears of joy

  • Ivan

    I want the yanks to reach 20 runs tonight.

  • Steve H

    Ok, back to Marte safe.

    • uncle stevie

      not yet give us 5 more runs

  • Bob Stone

    Jerry Remy just said over at NESN that he hopes there’s no lasting negative effect on Bowden from tonight’s beatdown. He also said the kid is a great prospect. And that he just can’t find a pitch that works against this Yankee line up.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      Maybe he should give the kid some parental advice.

      Oh, snap . .. .

    • Pasqua

      It’s really not Bowden’s fault. The Yankees’ bats just keep getting in the way of Victor’s glove.

  • Ivan

    Guys Varitek D sucks too.

  • ShuutoHeat

    I believe this is what a gang bang would be in a baseball game.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      Bowden wishes he could get a DP.

      • ShuutoHeat

        hahaha, well all the Yankees are getting their shots off on Bowden

        • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

          You mean like a circle jerk?

      • uncle stevie

        hes getting one

    • Dela G

      lol

      ietc

  • Teix is the Man

    Teix is pissing excellence!

  • Eirias

    Come on! Let’s get his ERA to Wang levels!

  • joesit.(ragman)

    Can we get 2 innings out of Marte with 11 run lead?

    • Pasqua

      Marte just ran to the team bus.

    • uncle stevie

      NO

    • Zack

      you want to give 2 innings to a reliever who has more appearances than innings pitched, and just returning from 3 months of shoulder tenditious?

      • Zack

        tendinitis

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      No, they’ll let him work his way back slowly like they did with Bruney.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    No, Mike, all the consideration has to go to Joe Mauer.

    • Eirias

      He’s just a catcher.

  • Bugsy

    this game is a BABIP correction

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      IETC.

  • Mike

    I think Damon is piss he isn’t in this game to pad his stats.

    • Pasqua

      I think Damon might just be glad he can walk (assuming he can walk).

    • Dela G

      i know, right?

      incredible how he’s missing out on the hit parade

  • Teix is the Man

    Despite Bowden’s poor showing against the Yanks, scouts knew that he was just saving his best stuff for when he gets a chance to start, and because of that, he could net the Sox Jason Heyward and more, should Boston dangle him.
    -For Diamond Cutters, I’m Peter Gammons, ESPN

  • Pasqua

    Cue the Jim Rice rant discussion!

    • Zack

      fuck jim rice

      • JMK

        I second that.

    • Bugsy

      he’s just jealous.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Woops.

  • Tank the Frank

    Cano just got nominated for the “beatin’ a da week.”

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Seeing Giambi do that split would be painful.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Andy… you are fucking killing me.

  • Bugsy

    jesus, just take him out. enough already.

    • Bob Stone

      Enough already – he’s at 105 pitches. Get him out of there.

  • Brazilian Yankee

    What a horrible game by Cano. Lonely dark cloud.

  • fvfgv

    This is a real shit job by Pettite.

  • Tom Zig

    Stupid idiots!

  • Bugsy

    what in the fucking hellllllllllll

  • Pasqua

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

  • Dave

    Getting sloppy

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Wow. I’m getting really annoyed.

  • JMK

    Wow, that was Little-League style.

  • Dela G

    holy shit

    how the fuck did that happen

  • BigBlueAL

    WTF Melky.

    • LiveFromNewYork

      Gritner woulda had that.

  • Salty Buggah

    the fuck? lucky hit for Big Popup

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Wake the eff up guys. The game’s not over.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Rice’s inclusion of Jeter is going to haunt him forever.

    • Pasqua

      Or until Sunday, when everybody forgets. :)

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    :facepalm

  • Brazilian Yankee

    What the hell was that? That should have been all Melky, he’s the freaking CF.

    • JMK

      We all know he’s lazy.

  • Tom Zig

    Get your heads out your asses Yanks.

  • Mike HC

    Kay says because ARod is on “the list” he is open to be bashed for playing the game for money and bling? I dont really see how that equates

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

      He had the common sense to sign the riches contract in sports history, duh.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      I think the point he’s trying to make is that Manny and A-Rod were tainted for tEh r0iDs so it’s unfair to mention Jeter in that same breath.

      • Mike HC

        Yea, but Rice was not bashing their performance, just where their loyalties lie. Taking roids will help the team just as much as it helps the person taking it.

  • Tampa Yankee

    about time. damn…

  • Pasqua

    Gotta say…I think Jeter needs some blame there. Haven’t watched the replay yet, but he looked to go out way to far and then sort of gestured to Melky to get it. Granted, Melky needs to take control there, but look where that ball ends up. Why is Jeter out there?

  • Bob Stone

    That was about the worst defensive play I’vee seen this year by the Yanks. Melky has to catch that. Thank God we’ve scored so many runs. This game flow makes ne feel like the BoSux are going to score a lot more runs before it’s over.

  • Tank the Frank

    The Red Sox are going to come back to within 3 runs in this one. Book it.

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Bruney was rocking out to Creed last night. This could be bad.

    • Bugsy

      yup.

    • Pasqua

      But his arms are wide open! Wide open!!!

      • Dela G

        LMAO

    • JMK

      Isn’t that like rocking out to Yani? Is it even possible?

  • Bugsy

    i guess we might never see marte again.

  • BigBlueAL

    Fucking ridiculous that with 15 runs scored the Yankees still will have to get through 4 innings with their bullpen.

  • Dela G

    i love how kay decided to come back to the jim rice issue

  • LiveFromNewYork

    Scooter says Holy Cow what about me?

  • Tom Zig

    WTF IS GOING ON

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Wow. This is not fucking good.

  • Tank the Frank

    This is unbelievable.

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    Keep it under 10 Brian. . . .

  • Bugsy

    i hate this shit so much. remember that game where burnett had like 6 run lead? fuck i cannot believe i’m reliving that game.

    • Bob Stone

      I was just thinking the same thing.

    • Pasqua

      I know what you’re saying. But this is a 10 run lead (at the moment). That’s gotta count for something.

      Right?

      • Bugsy

        that 9, we no one out and bases loaded and a pitcher that doesnt throw strikes. fuckity fuck

  • Bob Stone

    This is so not good.

  • Dela G

    “there’s a base hit, through the left side for a base hit”

    oh kay

  • Salty Buggah

    Cue “Dominicans are lazy” jokes

  • Brazilian Yankee

    How hard can it be to get outs with a freaking 11 run lead?

  • Tampa Yankee

    I think the Sox might wish they didn’t take out Drew, Youk and Bay so early…

    • Dela G

      agreed

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Just bring Hughes in and end this shit.

  • BigBlueAL

    Arod really has no range at 3B.

  • Mike HC

    Is it safe to say that the Penny and Smoltz signing did not work out for the Sox. Or does Theo still get credit for Smoltz if he does well with the Cards and Penny just pitches the entire season no matter how crappy the ERA

    • Pasqua

      If Smoltz does well with the Cards, they’ll figure out a way to credit Epstein.

      In truth, his rationale is fine. Low risk / high reward candidates are interesting…but you can’t go to the well too many times or you end in the situation they’re in. No credit due right now.

  • Dela G

    dayum

    97 on the gun from bruney

    • JMK

      98 on the last one.

    • Brazilian Yankee

      Doesn’t matter how hard he throws. He can’t get outs.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    What’s Jim Rice gonna say to clarify? You think he’s gonna tell the truth? You think he’s gonna be all honest and say “I said that about Jeter because he’s a Yankee.”?

    Btch plz

  • Dave

    Bruney throwin gas at least

    • Bugsy

      that at least is sooooooo minor right now.

  • Bugsy

    omg. get this out you shithead.

  • Teix is the Man

    Gimme Zack Duke
    -Francesa

  • Dela G

    CMON BRUNEY

  • Tom Zig

    This disgusts me

  • Bob Stone

    Don’t let the Sox back in this game!!! Damn. Throw some strikes!

  • BigBlueAL

    3-2 slider. nice call.

  • Dela G

    bruney

    what the fuck

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Is Bruney serious? Is he for real? Get him the fuck out of there.

  • Kara

    WTF? Outs guys!! Come on.

  • Tampa Yankee

    I think i threw up in my mouth a little bit…

  • uncle stevie

    Fuckin Bruney walking in a run with a 10 run lead….WTF?

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    I should not be this nervous in a nine run game.

    • Pasqua

      Forget the “Curse of the Bambino,” this fuggin’ rivalry is cursed. Designed purely to inflict pain.

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    Wow I can’t believe we we would have 2 outs by now if we didn’t have retarded infielders (with all due respect to our infield.)

  • Dela G

    JUST THROW STRIKES DOWN THE MIDDLE, MAYBE THEY POP EM OUT

  • Teix is the Man

    Hughes, Aceves, D-Rob, Anyone!

  • cjc

    this is disgraceful wtf come on already

  • Salty Buggah

    cmon Bruney, get out of this

  • Bugsy

    for the love of gooooooooooood

  • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

    Eiland-“Brian, you throw another ball here and I’m taking you off the post season roster”

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Warm somebody please. Bruney has no business being in there. He’s going to blow this game.

  • Bob Stone

    Bruney is psyching himself out.

  • Kara

    Bruney,
    Do NOT walk the bases loaded again!!

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD
  • danny

    this game is pissing me off.

  • Yankee Von Homerdinger

    I go take a Pedroia and this is what I come back too?

    • JMK

      Why do you always write “too” when it should be “to”?

  • Bugsy

    get him outta there. how is there no one warming up???? he can’t throw strikes and its bases loaded.

  • Jose

    The Red Sox are not going to make this game close.

    • http://www.theyankeeuniverse.com/ The Artist

      We’ll just score another 3 this inning.

  • Dela G

    thank god for the GIDP

  • Bugsy

    phew

  • Mr.Jigginz

    Whew…I’ll take that trade.

    • Eirias

      Agreed.

  • Eirias

    Goddammit, Mother Nature. Get into the game!

  • Johan Iz My Brohan

    I WILL GLADLY TAKE THAT DP……………

  • Dela G

    thank you bruney for getting some composure

    15-7

  • Kara

    Well, at least this time he got 2 outs out of it…I guess.

  • Tom Zig

    You give a team 6 outs in an inning and they’ll get runs