Sep
23

Game 153 Spillover Thread III

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  • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

    IPK, bitches!

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Ian Kennedy broke teh internets.

  • Rey22

    Wow, that inning was TENSE.

  • Yanks99

    IPK-Joba-Hughes-Mo for the 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th in the playoffs! Starters only have to go 5.

    • Dela G

      you forgot ace?

      • Mike bk

        well maybe ace goes 3, gaudin 2 in game 4.

    • Jersey

      Don’t forget Robertson and Ace. Really, starters only need to pitch into the 4th.

  • Will

    he gave me quite a scare there

  • Dela G

    my god, i cannot describe how loudly i screamed “YESSS!!!” after that out

    i really channeled my inner marv albert… without the crossdressing of course

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      (bites woman on the back)

      • Bob Stone

        ietc

      • Dela G

        IETC!

      • Andy In Sunny Daytona

        (rubs one out to Rodman banging Madonna)

        • Jersey

          That’s just wrong.

        • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

          Jeez, even I think that’s disgusting.

        • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

          Take it easy champ, maybe sit the next few plays out.

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            Axisa, when all this gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

          • Andy In Sunny Daytona

            That was Marv Albert’s inner monologue, not mine. He was into that shite.

            • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

              Sure…

              (wink)

              Play it cool, hotshot.

              • Andy In Sunny Daytona

                I’m more of a Big Daddy Kane vs. Madonna fan.

                • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

                  FACT: Madonna slept with the entire decade of the 1980′s. FACT.

                • Andy In Sunny Daytona

                  How many people can claim they slept with Jean Michel Basquiat AND Vanilla Ice?

    • LivefromNewYork

      hair piece?

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    IPK is using the “I Got Ripped in 4 Weeks” product. Thats why he pwned there

  • Charlie

    this game is ovaa

  • JGS

    how is the outfield defense with Guzman-Gritner-Melky?

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Guzman UZR/150 in very SSS’s:

      LF: 2.5 in 10 innings
      CF: 25.1 in 162 innings
      RF: N/A in 1 inning.

      • JGS

        so overall, that’s probably the best outfield defense the Yankees can throw out there

      • Accent Shallow

        All three of those samples are so small as to be meaningless to what he’d do going forward.

  • mustang

    That was GREAT !!!!!

    For someone who hasn’t pitched much of the year in this kind of game.
    Damn GOOD !!!!!!

    • Bob Stone

      Very impressive, and not to be negative, surprising. I enjoyed that inning very much.

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Brett….why?

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Today, we spell redemption: I-A-N.

    Mantooth out.

    • Dela G

      i’d prefer to spell it C-A-N-O

      he actually hit with RISP today

  • Jersey

    Gah, class in 20 minutes. Mo needs to wrap this thing up quick.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    Straight gafflin’ these mark-ass-tricks.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      I have no idea what the fuck you just said, little kid.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        GIMME THE MAP, SCOTT!!!!!

  • Dela G

    Holy Cow that was a crazy seeing eye single

  • BigBlueAL

    Start selling the Save the Big 3 shirts again!!!!

  • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

    What are they shouting?

  • Salty Buggah

    Damn, I think i hurt my ankle running home from the bus stop for the game in this damn rain

  • Dela G

    oh well, now mo gets to slam the door on the angels

    however, the 3that he faces seems quite daunting, no?

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    ARod? ARod?

    WHERE THE HELL IS THE JUAN MIRANDA LOVE!!!

    (Yeah, I know Oliver’s a lefty. I don’t care. PLAY THE KIDS!!!)

  • Bob Stone

    Why is Girardi bringing in ARod now when he could have brought him in when Pena entered the game for Hairston?

    • Zack

      because he probably wasnt warmed up

      • Zack

        you know, with his hip being 110%

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    Nick Torturro seems partially retarded.

  • Bob Stone

    let’s go Mo. Put this on in the books.

  • Bob Stone

    *one

  • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/riddering/Baseball/reachforthestaaaaars.jpg Riddering

    I love that line of Abreu’s.

  • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

    Lucky hit.

  • Salty Buggah

    Fuck you bloop…need a DP to cancel that out

  • Dela G

    damn you bobby abreu

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Fucker…lucky hit.

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    I bet Mo’s given up about 500 hits like that in his career.

    • Dela G

      has he even given up 500 hits?

      haha

      • Zack

        844

    • thurdonpaul

      game 7, 2001 world series was the one that hurt the most, as far as bloops go

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    OMG shoulda left Kennedy in!1!!

    • Mouch “Half Man Half Couch”

      so he could walk him? I’m joking I’m joking.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    My current AL Cy Young ballot:

    5. CC Sabathia
    4. Justin Verlander
    3. Felix Hernandez
    2. Zack Greinke
    1. Ian Patrick Kennedy

    (Guys, I’m so freaking jazzed for this game. LET’S KILL ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOING TUBING!)

    • Bob Stone

      You left off Sidney Ponson and Tomko.

    • BigBlueAL

      I dont think they give the Cy Young award to pitchers with a 3.00 WHIP. :-)

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

        You will not ruin this moment for me, BBAL.

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      Seriously?

      1. Nick Swisher
      2. Ian Patrick Kennedy
      3. Scott Feldman
      4. Zack Greinke
      5. CC Sabathia

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        Nick Swisher does not receive awards. He prefers to give.

        He makes all the award trophies himself, by hand, out of the dead skin and hair he sloughs off and collects during each day.

        Nick “Magnanimous” Swisher

    • Jim

      For some reason I missed the fact that IPK’s middle name is Patrick, saw everyone calling him IPK, never asked what it stood for and always called him Ian “Pitcher” Kennedy.

      Anyway.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        IPK:

        I Produce K’s.

  • Bob Stone

    Nice pitch inside

  • Nels

    I’m pretty sure the Angel’s haven’t gone down 1-2-3 all game.

    • Bob Stone

      the closest to 1-2-3 was the fourth inning when AJ struck out the side but gave up a walk.

  • Salty Buggah

    Mo got that from Melancon

  • Dela G

    cmon mo

    you got em

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Torii, you are not worthy.

  • Dela G

    bye bye torii

  • Salty Buggah

    Mo>>>>>Hunter

    • Rey22

      Mo >>>>> Baseball

  • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

    Has anyone else noticed that yesterday and today Mo is throwing harder than he has all year and he’s also missing his spots a bit?

    • Mouch “Half Man Half Couch”

      He is also pumped to see IPK.

  • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

    One more…

  • Bob Stone

    One more Mo!

  • Dela G

    bye bye kendry

  • Salty Buggah

    Mo>>>>>Morales

  • JGS

    Golden Sombrero for Kendry

    • Rey22

      Yeah, it was about time he didn’t crush us in a game.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      That’s what you get for being in BloodRayne, you no-talent hack!

  • Salty Buggah

    WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

    Game over!

  • yankeefan91 Arod fan

    yankees winnnnn

  • handtius

    sweet. a win.

  • JGS

    Yankees >>>>>>>>> everyone

  • Dela G

    BALLGAME!

  • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

    Joe D., baby!

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Mike Axisa

    Magic Number = 5

    The Yanks can’t win in Anaheim, another meme dead.

    • Tom Zig

      how about we can’t beat good pitchers? sounds dead to me too

    • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

      It’s a new era, that’s why.

      • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

        No way to compare it.

  • JGS

    who gets the belt today?

    I say IPK

  • Brazilian Yankee

    Mo is just awesome! 2 out 3!!

  • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/riddering/Baseball/reachforthestaaaaars.jpg Riddering

    PLAYOFF PREVIEW:

    PWNED.

  • Mouch “Half Man Half Couch”

    IPK and a win? Life is good.

  • Rey22

    Wow, first time we win a series here in FIVE years. Niiice.

  • Bob Stone

    Magic number is 5!!! Great series. I’m ready for the BoSox.

  • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

    Joltin’ Joe.

  • BigBlueAL

    Didnt expect this win today after seeing the lineup and then needing 7 outs from the non-Mo portion of the bullpen. Gotta love it!!

    • JGS

      the D lineup, no Ace, Hughes, or K-Rob

      …and a win in Anaheim. I love this team

    • Bob Stone

      That’s baseball. Who expected KC to win the first two games of thier series with the Bosox?

      • JGS

        well, one of them was Greinke

      • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/riddering/Baseball/reachforthestaaaaars.jpg Riddering

        I’m still going with my prediction of a sweep.

  • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/riddering/Baseball/reachforthestaaaaars.jpg Riddering

    Boooo.

    I wanted an IPK interview.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

    IPK should get credited for this win. He just should.

    • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

      Agreed. He deserves it.

  • Salty Buggah

    You know, the first time I heard Molina speak, I was surprised how well he speaks English.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Thought he’d have a cockney accent, didn’tcha, you SALTY BUGGAH!

  • Dela G

    2009 Memes


    yankees cannot beat anaheim in NY
    yankees cannot beat boston
    yankees cannot win in fenway
    yankees cannot beat roy halladay more than once in a season
    yankees cannot win in anaheim

    • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

      A-Rod is a bum

    • Tom Zig

      you forgot beating rookie pitchers and soft tossing lefties

    • Salty Buggah

      Yanks can’t beat rookie pitchers
      Yanks can’t win without the HR
      Yanks are too old and so can’t win

    • handtius

      i have corn in my teeth

  • Accent Shallow

    Yay Mo! Yay win!

  • handtius

    Now, what can people complain about. we’ve beaten boston, beaten la, we have the best record. What is there to bitch about? Lanny, I ask this of you as well.

    • Dela G

      AJ BURNETT IS NOT A PLAYOFF PITCHAH!!!

      • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

        Woops.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      Don’t doubt Sal/Bo/Grant/Lanny. He’s the five-time defending “Player Hater Of the Year”. He called in a bomb-threat against the Special Olympics.

      • handtius

        laughter is wonderful. thank you tommiesmxbjnsdgf/jvasvcjxv,n

      • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

        That’s G.

      • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

        I’m the top player hater from korea. You bitches better recognize.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          Drew, what can I say about that coat… that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

        • Johnnyboy

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....annel_page

          Drew, what can I say about the Angels that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed up and depleted.

          • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

            NOT FAST ENOUGH

      • scooter

        What a game – especially when you could only follow every other inning b/c of work

        No, I have no doubts about the Lan-Bo’s ability to be a hater.

        I can’t wait to see the highlights of the IPK sighting

        (and I did catch the AG admission – jeez that’s bizarro)

    • Johan Iz My Brohan

      But we can’t beat Los Tigres!

      Oh wait…

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    …our nation turns its lonely eyes to you…

    • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

      So ronery.

  • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

    “it felt like the playoffs”

    I’m sorry but, no, it didn’t. Did Kim see our lineup tonight?

    • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

      Of course she didn’t. She was busy dodging Michael Kay.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      play-off pre?view
      ??/?ple???f, -??f ?pri?vyu/

      –noun
      1. a game between two arbitrarily chosen teams or featuring arbitrarily chosen players of significance that happens several times a year, sometimes several times a week, and never ever means jack shit.
      2. a phrase used by the terminally negative or fatalistically nihilistic used to create fear and dread in the absence of any real importance or perspective.

      Origin:
      1960-65; n. use of v. phrase play off + for def. 2; pre- + view

  • http://martelli.mlblogs.com/melky%20c.jpg Drew

    Will people finally realize that this series doesn’t really matter?

    We won the series, yet, when we see them in the playoffs all will be forgotten. Beating or losing to a team in the regular season has little to do with a team’s performance come October.

    • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

      We’re fucked if we play the Natinals in the playoffs, though!

    • Bob Stone

      True – But it was still a lot of fun and lowered the magic number.

    • pat

      It’s a mental boost man. There’s no reason they should have owned us for the last 5 years except for insane sheer luck or they were in our heads. It can’t hurt.

    • Salty Buggah

      Nah, to some yanks fans, if we win in LA, its not important. If we lose, time to panic

    • Tank the Frank

      If we get one win against Boston it’s garbage time from there. But yeah, what happens in the regular season makes no difference come playoff time. Yankees fans should have learned that much.

    • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

      You’re right. That said, winning feels nice.

      • http://and-that-happened.blogspot.com Evan

        Well, seeing them win. I didn’t win a damn thing.

  • Accent Shallow

    Kennedy with the terrifying, shaky hold.

    100% ok with it.

  • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

    I want to use the W.B. Mason guy’s mustache as toilet paper. I’m so tired of seeing those commercials. Maybe he can take up smoking and end up being the old man who dies before seeing his daughter.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

      I want to use the W.B. Mason guy’s mustache as toilet paper.

      … Nah, too easy.

      • handtius

        agreed. I almost spit on my screen.

      • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

        I’d say more graphic things, but generally, when I do that I advocate killing people, setting entire regions of the country on fire, torturing handicapped people, and I make lewd, inappropriate sexual jokes.

        These things tend to upset people.

        • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside

          I’ll have to take your word for it… Number 2…

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      JMK is your fax on the fritz?

      • http://tomorrowsnewsyesterday.wordpress.com/ JMK

        You know it!

    • Tank the Frank

      Buuuuuuut they have low prices and free delivery all wrapped up in a delightful showtunes song…

      What’s not to like?

  • Lance

    Mo just said when asked how IPK did: “We need those boys. We need those boys.” I couldn’t agree more.

    • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/riddering/Baseball/reachforthestaaaaars.jpg Riddering

      Mo is the Bullpen Father.

      • Mouch “half man half couch”

        Dare I say, Mo is the “GOD” Father?

  • Tank the Frank

    Why does ESPN continue to list our magic number at 7?? On television no less. That’s embarrassing. They can’t even do simple math…or they can’t handle the truth!!

    • http://bronxbaseballdaily.com Matt ACTY/BBD

      They just said 5 on ESPN during a game break on the Phils/Marlins game.

      And Sutcliffe’s partner said that learning how to get out of the way of a pitch can separate a big league player from a minor league player.

    • Salty Buggah

      both

  • http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fpHKiOzeRrs/SnZif_ipiHI/AAAAAAAAAaI/AyBt1T-IroE/s400/seinfeld_episode049_337x233_040420061508(1).jpg pagliacci

    Ian Kennedy?