Comments on: Revving up the Jeter merchandise machine http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/ A New York Yankees Blog Mon, 28 May 2012 14:51:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Rocky Road Redemption (formerly RAB poster) http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575712 Rocky Road Redemption (formerly RAB poster) Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:57:58 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575712 "it automatically gives you a clean, perfect shave every time." Easy to do when it just lops off the whole head. “it automatically gives you a clean, perfect shave every time.”

Easy to do when it just lops off the whole head.

]]> By: tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575699 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:46:14 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575699 OH MY GOD. Speaking of sweet merchandising, Bart Scott a/k/a The Mad Backer is on PTI right now, wearing a shirt that says "Known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe". Words cannot describe how much I want that shirt. They really can't. And I'm good with words. OH MY GOD.

Speaking of sweet merchandising, Bart Scott a/k/a The Mad Backer is on PTI right now, wearing a shirt that says “Known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe”.

Words cannot describe how much I want that shirt. They really can’t. And I’m good with words.

]]> By: tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575696 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:41:35 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575696 As a kid in the 80's spending time in the South Bronx, I will always associate the Executive Towers building (that white high-rise apartment building at 165th and the Concourse in the background just over Jeter's left shoulder) with Flavor Flav and Kool Keith the X from Ultramagnetic MC's. That nostalgia alone makes me want this shirt. Old school hip hop in the house. As a kid in the 80′s spending time in the South Bronx, I will always associate the Executive Towers building (that white high-rise apartment building at 165th and the Concourse in the background just over Jeter’s left shoulder) with Flavor Flav and Kool Keith the X from Ultramagnetic MC’s.

That nostalgia alone makes me want this shirt. Old school hip hop in the house.

]]> By: Benjamin Kabak http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575694 Benjamin Kabak Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:37:44 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575694 The shirt comes with a panoramic vista roof, also known as the spot for your head and neck. The shirt comes with a panoramic vista roof, also known as the spot for your head and neck.

]]> By: Benjamin Kabak http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575692 Benjamin Kabak Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:36:56 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575692 Forget intangibles. Couldn't they have done a better job of photoshopping out the ads in new Yankee Stadium? Shoddy production work indeed. Forget intangibles. Couldn’t they have done a better job of photoshopping out the ads in new Yankee Stadium? Shoddy production work indeed.

]]> By: tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575691 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:36:28 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575691 The collar is lined with Gillette razorblades. You put the shirt on and it automatically gives you a clean, perfect shave every time. It also smells faintly of Gatorade. And top-shelf poon. No truth to the rumor that Modells is going to offer the shirt in Blazing Copper. The collar is lined with Gillette razorblades. You put the shirt on and it automatically gives you a clean, perfect shave every time.

It also smells faintly of Gatorade. And top-shelf poon.

No truth to the rumor that Modells is going to offer the shirt in Blazing Copper.

]]> By: tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575690 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:33:39 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575690 MOO PSI MOO! MILK IT MILK IT MILK IT MOO PSI MOO! MILK IT MILK IT MILK IT MOO PSI MOO!
MILK IT
MILK IT
MILK IT

MOO PSI MOO!
MILK IT
MILK IT
MILK IT

]]> By: Tom Zig http://riveraveblues.com/2009/09/revving-up-the-jeter-merchandise-machine-16922/#comment-575689 Tom Zig Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:33:06 +0000 http://riveraveblues.com/?p=16922#comment-575689 Does that shirt come with intangibles? Does that shirt come with intangibles?

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