Comments on: OMFG we found pictures of Melvin Croussett

By: Klemy

Klemy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:23:42 +0000

http://riveraveblues.com/2009/.....sett-6724/

By: Mr.Jigginz

Mr.Jigginz — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:56:11 +0000

I know I’m maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad late with this,but shouldn’t it be “OMFM”,instead?

By: ShuutoHeat

ShuutoHeat — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:14:10 +0000

Everything comes from Melvin.

He created fire, gravity, pop tarts and mullets.

By: ShuutoHeat

ShuutoHeat — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:13:05 +0000

He throws so hard, that batters walk back to the dugout with internal injuries to the organs due to the mini sonic booms created by the baseball.

In fact, they use a robot to catch him. A robot wearing a mitt made from space age heat resistance material!

Once, he threw so hard that the ball left only a trail of fire on the ground, traveling back in time and nailing John Wilkes Booth in the head THUS saving Abe Lincoln. Along the way it also killed Kathy Griffin but it couldn’t stop her from regenerating her evil form.

By: Dela G

Dela G — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:47:47 +0000

wow… there IS a son of mo… and thy name is melvin

By: sweet

sweet — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:20:46 +0000

Was the band The Melvins named after Melvin Croussett?

By: My Pet Goat

My Pet Goat — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:48:33 +0000

This is like the Season 5 finale of Lost, (spoiler).

By: JMK aka The Overshare

JMK aka The Overshare — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:42:35 +0000

You were born with sin. Praise be to Mo, Melvin and Jesus.

By: Hello

Hello — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:38:15 +0000

Anyone want to explain what the joke is here to someone who has not been around long enough to know?

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:33:32 +0000

Hell. Yea.