Oct
16
We’re going to fist the hell outta this chat
ByLet’s discuss Chip Caray’s gross overuse of the term “fisted” this afternoon, when we do this chat thing. Same bat time (2pm), same bat place.
Let’s discuss Chip Caray’s gross overuse of the term “fisted” this afternoon, when we do this chat thing. Same bat time (2pm), same bat place.
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Oooh. Kinky.
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http://tiny.cc/a8UYH (Safe)
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Dennis Eckersley uses “paint” wayyyy more. We counted once in some random Red Sox game and he said it 63 times during the game. And that just so happened to be THAT game we decided to do that in…there could have been more where he shattered that.
Makes for a nice drinking game though…
Just make sure you have an ambulance standing by.
I think his neckties were “painted” by a drunken, blind idiot.
Skip Bayless is such a piece of shit.
In other news, the grass outside is green and the sky is blue. We’ll have more at 11. Back you, Chip.
I think Bayless is best summed up by this bit from Deadspin:
hahahah
Chip Caray is so bad, after 4 playoff games of him I am looking forward to Joe Buck.
If he covered a Mariners game he could have said: “Big Papi fists one into the hole off of Doug Fister”
I wonder if he doesn’t know what sort of balls to describe as “fisted”, or if he lost a bet that requires him to make oblique double entendres on television?
I know his baseball coverage is bad but it was much worse when Chip attended a tea-bagging rally.
The overuse of “fisted” is NOTHING compared to his waxing poetic on AJ Burnett “In, out, in, out, up, down, hard, soft…young baseball players could learn a lot from AJ tonight.”
I have nothing more to say.