Game 16: Messin’ with Texas
ByMaybe it’s the 2010 ALCS, maybe it’s terrible articles like this, maybe it’s something else entirely. I just want the Yankees to pound the Rangers this week. Just completely wreck them on offense and dominate them on the mound. It’s unlikely to happen because Texas is really, really good, but I want it to. I want the Yankees to crush them so bad that come Thursday, the Red Sox will look at the Rangers and say “damn, glad we’re not them.” That bad. Here’s the starting nine…
SS Derek Jeter
RF Nick Swisher
2B Robinson Cano
3B Alex Rodriguez
1B Mark Teixeira
CF Curtis Granderson
LF Andruw Jones
DH Eduardo Nunez — he’ll still make an error
C Chris Stewart
LHP CC Sabathia
Tonight’s game starts a little after 7pm ET and can be seen on My9 locally and ESPN nationally. Enjoy.






We can do this!
The Yanks will prevail
It’s hilarious how hard Texas is trying to make us their rival. With Nolan Ryan’s comments last year, this horribly written article, etc., it comes off as trying way too hard.
Everyone does this when we show up. They treat every game with us like its the biggest game of the year, treating it like its some historical rivalry when we don’t even give a crap. Then they get offended when we don’t give a crap and they call us elitists.
I don’t know, I feel like Texas is a better rival than say Boston. They’re a legit team that has really challenged the Yanks and come into their own recently. Both sides have had memorable moments in the playoffs, and right now these are 2 for the best 3 teams in the AL. I’m not saying their fanbase is right in trying to make us into their rival, but on skill alone, these clubs can go back and forth.
I want the Yankees to win these games more than I wanted them to win at Boston, but I don’t consider the Rangers rivals. I guess they don’t play each other often enough and aren’t on the same playing field. Their division is so much easier.
To me, its that last one that hurts their case the worst.
In a way, they reminded me of the Rox…solid sticks with little pitching playing in a hitter’s heaven against a league that is pitcher park friendly.
However, over the last 3-4 years they have gotten solid pitching from the starters to the closers. They are a top 5 team no-doubt…they’ll win the divison, unless Yu & Holland have woes that is.
You have a point with the division. I guess it depends on what your defintion of a rival is. I think of a rival as someone who you have a history with (these clubs certainly do) and are equally matched with. The intra division Red Sox Yankees games, as good as some are, have in large part become irrelevant over the course of a season mostly because there are so many. They’ve both made the postseason only once in the past four years, and aside from some good regular season games, have 1978, 2003, and 2004 as great postseason meetings. For the amount that people hype those two up, that’s really nothing.
I’m not saying that the Yankees-Rangers is the next great rivalry, but it should be given some respect, as it is probably is good in terms of the games as Yankees-Red Sox.
There’s some history there, too, from the 90s. But the Sox-Yanks thing has so many moments in the bank.
Eduardo Nunez — he’ll still make an error
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How do you get to write these putdowns of Yankee players on a Yankee site? You’re such a childish punk. “Editor in Chief” my ass.
The Nunez joke was funny.
That article is insane though. We’re one of the only two teams with a statistically better offense, but pay no mind to that. Don’t even mention it.
Sigh.
He’ll make a baserunning error trying to tag up at 2B with Jeet running as we try to score 7 runs in back-to-back innings in back-to back-games; so we’ll only score 13 tonight (in those two innings).
I’m sure Mike found the article himself, but it feels cool that I highlighted that article in the series preview post and it’s linked again here.
Be forewarned if you haven’t read it, though.
I took it from the comments, I grab stuff out of there all the time.
Oh, cool. I’m flattered.
Although we handled Texas last year, 2010 was a dogfight and will always be remembered when I think of why I hate the Rangers. That September sweep, with the Cruz walk off homer, the Mo hit batter walk off, and the Lee shutout still makes me angry to this day. Plus that ALCS was completely winnable. The Yanks need to show who’s number 1 here, and put the Rangers in their place.
Whoa, just read the link…isn’t that the same d-bag that compared the Candian Winter Olympics to Hitler’s ’36 summer games? What a freckin’ tool.
He lists a phone number…hmmm, maybe we should all call him up and verbally beat him down like the step-child he is.
Yes, that is the same guy.
I’m still laughing at “DH Nunez – he’ll still make an error.”
Wow, that article hurt my brain. Btw, I’m kind of laughing at Nunie DHing.
Nunie at DH makes sense, dude is raking…
and its not like he’ll come off the bench for a bat because he’ll need to play the field (or you spend two players for one at-bat).
Does Holland still have that little ‘stache?
Maybe, but not on his face.
Oh, it’s definitely still there.
Good thing it’s on his face, because it shouldn’t be within 500 feet of an elementary school.
Sigh… I shouldn’t be this annoyed that Frankie Cervelli’s name is missing from the starting lineup.
Dude, Stewart is a first ballot HOFer, didn’t you see him raking the other day?
If Stewart hits like he did last time we’ll be saying Frankie who?
You really shouldn’t. Frankie is a worse defensive catcher than Stewart, who by all accounts is excellent. Their offense is more or less a wash.
“All free agents with check books…” what does that even mean?
Holland’s on my fantasy team, but tonight I must root for a beating, although I’ll take unearned runs.
The Captain setting the table.
Good, now I can take the *active notation off Pudge for my Sporcle quizzes.
Hooray for live look ins
Why is the ESPN feed blacked out for you?
It’s not, I’m online at MLB.tv, at work, no TV.
One cool thing: ESPN 3 is free on college campuses. I really, really appreciate that from them.
Doesn’t help you at all tho.
Is that why I get it free here? Sweet, one thing to like about ESPN.
Cano smoked that one, not long before he starts to get locked in.
Wipe that fucking mustache right off Holland’s upper lip.
I’m so blind, I didn’t even notice that ugly ugly ‘stache.
It doesn’t even deserve to be acknowledged as a ‘stache.
Yeah, it’s more like… Mold, fuzz, mildew and rot growing on something.
“DH Eduardo Nunez — he’ll still make an error”
Thanks Mike my kid is now cover in water after I LOL!
Am I the only one watching on My9 with terrible sound and a poorly lit picture?
No, the audio on My9 is always terrible.
Yea, I couldn’t take it anymore.
Just moved to ESPN. Much better.
Usually in the NY area if the game is on MY9 it’ll be blacked out on ESPN
That is what I assumed, but apparently not.
Words never before written.
A’rod should be hittin’ 5th against lefties, just sayin…
that’s still too high
Kill them all Tex.
set the MT25 to annihilate
Hey the shocker cant mess up DH or can he?
Got to get at least a run here…
Wow Holland has a real bad look going for him. Consider him on my dislike list.
That’s it. Make him throw a lot of pitches. We always destroy Holland.
TEX SUCKS
/sarcasm
There is a bug on hollands upper lip.
Good pitching from Holland. Went away from using his sinker exclusively to confuse Tex
Granderson! I’d have felt lousy if they didn’t score there.
Teh Clutch in RISP!!
Grandy!
Way to fight that off into shallow center Grandy! Good start.
The grandyman can
That was not a strike on the inside corner to Grandy. Completely changed the AB from 2-0 to 1-1. But Grandy got a hit anyway!
He’s apparently gonna get that call tonight. He got it against every batter.
Not a Granderslam but I’ll take it.
Curtis says fuck your two-strike count.
Atta boy, Curtis.
That hit brought back nightmares of 2001 luis gonzalez hit off Mo. I think that just popped into my head because Mo was interviewed on ESPN talking about that hit earlier today.
Good, keep them shut up in texas
The 1-0 pitch from Holland to Granderson was a strike??????????!!!!!!!????????
Apparently, sure didn’t look like one.
Was WAY past not looking like one. It WASN’T one! — unless they changed the strike zone to be marked by the lines for the batter’s box while I was sleeping.
By the way, it looked like the 1-1 pitch to the first batter proved that it’s only a strike against the Yankees for Holland, not against the Rangers for CC.
Let’s see if this umpire calls a ball on the inside line of the batter’s box a strike for CC.
Nope. See above.
They can’t let him off the hook now.
More runs!!!
Keep the line moving andrew
CC + having an early lead + Texas heat = optimism
I’ll feel better if he’s putting something on that FB and putting it where it’s supposed to go. These two opening singles are too familiar this season
I hate Sterling, how many times has he been to this ball park? and he doesn’t know where the pitch counter, or radar gun are? These should be things a broadcaster finds before the game starts.
But then he can’t complain about it on the air….
Seriously, there will always be a special place in my heart for Mom and Pop Yankee, but it’s time to move on.
I wonder if the sun/shade is causing any issues him being able to see them maybe?
Plus he’s a lousy announcer.
There’s a whole lot of expletives on the Texas game thread
Baseball fans everywhere are apparently all prone to early overreaction!
(Oh yeah, and they all hate that Yankees fans showed up to the game. AWESOME.)
I loved the “let’s go Yankee” chant that they couldn’t totally drown out.
Hung changeup
Ugh not a great start.
Fastball down the middle
Come on, CC.
Is it my memory, or do I only remember Rangers for their friggin’ bloops and dribbles?!
Their claws and antlers, of course.
Bunch of rubes
Good DP there. Nice job by Robbie.
Shit, I’ll take a one pitch double play against Hamilton allowing a run to score every single time.
I’ll take it. Tex makes that throw better than most first basemen.
Trade the DP for a run
Andrus tried to pull a Reggie Jackson, using his head instead of his hip.
Wow total scum move by andrus
I actually like that play, he knew it was the only way for him to get to second but can you imagine if A-Rod ever did that? It would be the lead story on Sportscenter
I want them to make Mr. GIL LEBRETON play for being a front running ass.
Canadian Maple Leafs = swastikas.
Nice recovery.
BTW My9 seems to have more of a problem on its feed handling the bright sun on the field. The contrast is off on My9. Too dark at times. Seems strange since I’m guessing the My9 team is the YES team, and they’re as good as any network in quality, many times better.
Nine pitch inning. Score moar runz
Ten, I think? But your point stands regardless.
That was a really good recovery by all involved.
Good work CC. Runners on the corners with no outs and the heart of the order coming up? I’ll take only one run.
Young’s hitting .403? God, I so fucking hate him.
Why? Besides being a great player on another team?
Because he constantly has his dick sucked by the media. Everyone always talks about how he’s such a great team player when he’s been a little whiny bitch and demanded a trade, not once, but twice, when he’s been told to move to another position because the team acquired a better player (Andrus and Beltre).
Also, I believe someone said last year that during a Rangers/Yankees game, the Rangers announcers were going on and on about him and saying that if he played in New York, he’d BE Derek Jeter.
Yea…..
You cannot control what other people say about you, positively or negatively. Also, I have no problem with after being moved in 3 consecutive seasons on the field, and then to DH (after proving you’re an above average fielder) asking to be traded. Shit, unless I was on the Yankees I’d probably do the same thing.
Right, the point is that he did it, which means that he’s not a team player. It means he’s just out for himself.
He’s also made a bunch of public comments over the years that have pissed me off.
He’s also really not that good of a player. Go look at his home/road splits sometime.
Yeah a 35 career WAR ain’t good at all.
Some of the words that can be used against Young have been used against Jeter by fans of other teams. Yet I basically agree with you. Jeter is a first-ballot HOFer. Young is not going to the HOF. He’s Jeter-lite. He’s been reatly helped by his ballpark throughout his career, and yes he whines.
above average fielder??
No. Below. I think he was actually good at second, although maybe I just believed the press clippings. He was poor at SS and worse at third.
And just like that, CC kills the “big” inning. Good job.
Home plate umpire Tim McClelland must either be biased or blind.
There is still a glean of pine tar in his eyes.
Damn I hate this team, their fans, and their managment, let’s go Yanks, kick the shit out of the rangers this series
Any hit from Stewart is gravy on top. I’m fine if he just stands there and does his best Nick Johnson impression.
He’s like a pitcher. Just see as many pitches as possible.
I’d be happy if that AB lasted 6 pitches, but it was over before I could post.
This is a great at bat by Jeter.
Jeter needs to buy gary debow a house foe fixing him last year.
What an at-bat by Jeter. Dude’s a monster.
that reality potion must be some good stuff. cashman’s a genius
who is this person, and what did they do with Jeter
Whatever they did with Jeter they ought to do with ARod
Gary denbo dammed ipad.
Denbo was one of Jeters old managers , and helped jeter find his old swing that kevin long totally messed up.
Pinella should find Arod and fix him
40+ pitches in 2 innings. They’re wearing him down and in the 4th or 5th they’ll knock him out.
I hate you John Sterling.
I hate Sterling.
Fuck you, Kay.
The ball was hard hit, but coming off the bat I thought that ball was going to the warning track, which is what it did. The sun made it a challenge. Another over-call by Kay. Still not as bad as Sterling. I can see what’s happening on TV and ignore Kay’s call. I’m at Sterling’s mercy with radio.
Gosh darn.
that was unfortunate..
Jeter’s at bat saved that inning
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
JOSH HAMILTON!!!
Y U no make ERROR?!
Geezus Kay calm down.
To Kay’s defense (Sterling cannot read a fly ball for his life), that thing just seemed to die, I thought he crushed it.
Michael Kay with the John Sterling call.
Not watching. Was it a full rob
Where was that 1-0 pitch?
Like to see CC get that fast ball faster.
Where was that 2-2 pitch?
At least we’re getting Holland’s pitch count up. Though we are playing the team that subscribes to the Nolan Ryan School of “I didn’t need no stinkin’ pitch counts, so neither do you”.
Yeah, Teixeira gloves that one 99.99999% of the time.
Nunez should be playing short
Dammed nunez er jeter
The curse of Nunie. Even when he’s not in the field, his presence impacts the other fielders.
Derek Nunes
Nice, Derek. Nunez could have done that.
Though I will say I’m getting sick of Teix constantly swiping at those one-hop throws.
Damn it Nunez!!!
Jeets doing his best impression of The Experience.
I’m a bit confused… how is that an E-6… Why isn’t it an E-3???
One-hop throw.
Tex still makes that play 99% of the time though.
I think it’s less than that anymore. I know of a few times already this year when he didn’t glove the ball and tried to catch it by swiping up.
Pujols is the one guy who I’d take over Tex at first, A-Gon is a close third but personality wise he’s kind a douche.
Kotchman’s great on defense, but he can’t hit.
I was thinking overall package, but you’re right. Kotchman can straight pick it at 1st with anybody.
a big part of the reason why Jeter’s error totals have been so low the last few years
Can’t assume the 1B should scoop that.
Ball in the dirt. E on the throw. Tex normally picks it, but still a bad throw.
I forgot all about Goomba(Beltre).
Sabathia sqeezed by ump.
CC through 2IP with just 25 pitches. Nice.
CC looks good. The strikezone doesn’t.
Jesus.
Nunez really did make an error from DH, didn’t he.
Now let’s expand the lead on these flapjacks!
…figured I might as well get on that bandwagon.
what is this flapjack thing, I saw it in another thread but didn’t get it. Then again I was half reading, half watching something, and half talking to some one.
We’ve decided its a new name we’re going to call people.
What? You wanna know WHY? You wouldn’t understand.
I absolutely want to know why, whether I understand or not isn’t important. My curiosity is enough where I must know.
Well, someone (I thought it was jjyank but maybe not) called someone else flapjack as a random end to a sentence. Robinson Tilapia and I have decided to make it a thing because it amuses us.
Na, wasn’t me. I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon though.
Wait a minute! That’s three halves!
Well…Man Bear-Pig is half man, half bear, half pig.
Super serial.
The ranger love on espn is worse than the old redsox love.
Rangers: the new Red Sox?
Ranger have swung and missed twice now against two national leaguenteams they were favored to beat. They are becoming the buffalo bills of baseball. F them
It’s all because of Nolan Ryan, one of the most overrated baseball players of all time.
Never won a Cy Young!
People were just in awe of the strikeouts and no-hitters.
He only had 5 seasons of 5+ WAR.
He deserve a ton of credit for his longevity and durability, but he almost lost 300 games. Given how important 300 wins are, how does that get ignored?
It’s weird, because yea he only had a .526 winning percentage. And at the same time, it couldn’t be all his fault, right?
I mean, 1987 he had a league-leading ERA and went 8-16. Was that because the Astros offense sucked that much or because of the Astrodome?
Argh. I hate first half Cano. It’s like having Ramiro Pena batting 3rd.
I’m not sure who Phil Rogers works for, but he just tweeted that Cashman told him in the spring that he offered up Cano twice before he got promoted. I assume most of us know about offering him for Arod in the TX deal. But I hadn’t heard about offering him to KC for Beltran. They even played him at 3rd so the KC scouts could see him there. They took Buck and Teahen instead.
I thought they offered him for Randy Johnson too.
I guess when you don’t have many legit prospects you’ll offer up a good one until someone bites. Luckily for the Yanks, nobody did.
I’m not sure Cano was so much offered, but he was one of a collection of players Texas and Arizona could have asked for, yet neither did. Wang, too, could have been had by the DiamondBacks. Just confirmation on how difficult it is to project players who aren’t clear superstars.
Maybe, but the yanks were willing to let him go.
Nice at bat by A-Rod, too. Holland’s at 53 pitches.
Good AB, burn a bunch of pitches and get the walk/hit.
Damn, well that’s a rally killer…
I thought RHB Tex was supposed to be the good one?
crappy ABs by Teix so far… but in general the Yankees are looking good
That was the most predictable DP ever. Thanks Tex.
CC looks really good tonight. I’d love some more runs, but as of right now I don’t think he needs them.
Too much power for me to feel comfortable with 1 run.
As good as CC is, I’d wager on the Rangers scoring at least a few more runs in this game. Insurance please.
slider is nasty tonight
CC Boss-Hogging it tonight!!! Ace time!!!
Sutcliffe just compared Josh Hamilton to Mickey Mantle on the ESPN telecast
I thought he was quickly becoming one of the worst color commentators in baseball… I was wrong – he already is.
Incredibly gifted baseball player with a horrid personal problem. I’m not saying its a perfect comparison, but I’m not saying it’s not there at all.
Except he didn’t even mention personal problems (or injury problems)… he was comparing them from a baseball perspective.
He also went into the “unseflish” narrative and saying it all starts with Michael Young…. until Adams called him out on that bullshit and reminded him of his traded demands last year.
I mean, I’m nowhere near old enough to have watched The Mick play but I’d have to imagine in comparison to their peers Mantle was much better than Hamilton is.
This. What a joke.
My God. I’m over at the Rangers blogs just poking around. The Sox fans may be insane, but the Rangers fans are just angry. At everything.
Haha, loosing in the World Series in consecutive years cannot be fun. They are also considered the steroid capital of the late 90s
Probably because for all the hype and talent they’ve had over the years, including our current 1B and 3B, they have exactly 0 WS titles…..
Well, when Alex was there they where just terrible.
And it was all his fault too.
You’re probably being sarcastic to a degree, but that’s what happens when an owner throws the entire payroll at one player and his name isn’t Stienbrenner.
Ummm, you don’t think Mike was being serious I hope. I took that as 100% sarcasm. Look at the years he had.
What about when Tex was there?
Can I get a link?
They’ve already gone through 3 threads. Heres the really pissy 2nd thread. http://www.lonestarball.com/20.....31/g17gdt2
And here’s the one they just opened. http://www.lonestarball.com/20.....96/g17gdt3
LOL first line I read:
“fuck this shit… bust out the vodka”
…one run game in the 4th inning. I thought OTM was bad.
True, but keep in mind, down in Texas they’re always saying “fuck this shit…but out the vodka.”
Heh, fair enough.
“fuck this shit… bust out the vodka”
my new life motto…
Wait till you see the Jeter hate.
They REAAAAAAALLLY hate the Cap’n.
I just looked through the 3rd thread….
Very heavy on the .gifs of gorgeous women.
Wow I like that new thread of theirs…
Lot of pressure on being a Rangers fan now. No longer the underdog. They just spend 100+ million on a pitcher. They are regarded to be locks to win their division, and the odds on favorite to go to their third straight World Series. No fan wants to lose three straight World Series.
Would you rather be a fan of a team that went to two straight World Series and lost or one that got bounced in the second round one year and the first round the next?
And I believe that the compensation being paid to Darvish is the equivalent of less than $20 million per year for all-prime years — well below what CC got for years that will, I would think, be well past his. And they paid less than teams paid Halladay, Lee, Cain, and what people expect someone to pay Hamels. But PR-wise, you’re probably right.
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF145-Nunez.jpg
NUUUUNNEEEEZZZZZZ!
That is awesome
Should be changed to Nunez, we really need to find a way out of this inning. Nunez? *watches as Nunez’s throw sails into stands* Nunez!!!
Hah! Suck it YOUNG!
Bad at bats so far by everyone but Grandy and Jeets. Everyone is getting pitched a certain sequence of pitches designed to get them out and they’re all falling for it.
Isn’t what you described how every single at bat in the history of baseball goes?
They’re not being patient enough. That’s what meant to say.
Eh, they got Holland over 70 pitches, that’s not bad.
shhhhhhhhh
Not necessarily the “falling for it” part. But you get the gist.
A-Rod’s had some pretty awesome at-bats.
Yes, technically speaking. But I’ll bet he would prefer some ol time ARod type at-bats
Y you no let me have anything Mike? Haha.
A-Rod and his two walks say Hi.
So glad Ibanez isn’t out there.
C’mon six pitches Stewart!
Haha, any AB by Stewart more than 5 is considered a success…btw hooray!! lead off walk!!
And now a run scored. I’ll take it. LOL!!!
Cowboys stadium looks like a UFO crash landed.
Thats eli’s house anyway.
Haha how do you walk Chris Stewart?
Man, those balls their hitting to left look sooooooo good off the bat. Its scaring the crap outta me.
Annd. They just walked CHRIS FREAKING STUART.
Stewart walks and sees a ton a pitches, that’s awesome
ton of*
On a 3-2 curveball no less.
Why he is throwing Stewart anything but fastballs is beyond me.
Pitchers like to try to be the smartest people on the field, instead of just going with their stuff they try to fool you.
Stewart table setter. And now the bunt from our hall of famer.
Stewart really screwed up there, but he got lucky.
What in gods name just happened? I’m totally happy with the results but what the shit?
Stewie ?????
don’t try that anymore Stewart
Chris Stewart just makes things happen.
He’s also lucky Andrus dropped the ball.
What do the Rangers plan to do with all their outfielders? They’ve got Hamilton, Cruz, Murphy, Gentry and lots of prospects knocking on the door like Julio Borbon and Leonys Martin.
Jeez, they should have had him. Lucky break.
Chris Stewart: you can only hope to contain him.
If Stewart had taken off when the throw got loose he probably would have made it, but he hesitated and didn’t know what to do.
That’s what made it crazy. He should have hesitated because he’s dead-ass slow. He needs to see if the ball is going far away. Then when he saw it was only a few feet away, he made an actual decision to try for second.
Yet he sits in the dugout scoring a run. All good. Just don’t do that again.
he did leave right away
he just got hip checked by Napoli as he started to run
Note to self: add Chris Stewart to fantasy team.
retro Jeter is best Jeter.
Circa ’99 and ’01 are my favorite.
I don’t even think Brett Gardner would have taken off for second with the ball only five feet from first.
Jeter with another hit. What in the blue hell is going on right now.
He broke up with Minka
And again…
I think cashman got a deal on jeter’s contract, lets extend him until 2020
Garbage time sac fly.
Stewie stewie he just wins
Suttcliff wearing ranger underwear or what?
MOAR RUNZ PLEAZE!
DJ4K.
New handle for me?
YES. No offense, but I think getting Montero’s name out of your handle would help your anguish.
How do you change your handle. The Website won’t let me.
You tell Mike that you want to change a handle that he doesn’t like and voila! It’s done.
So I just have to come up with a better handle and email Mike and ask to change it? Or should I ask him on here.
I’m not changing anything. If you want to change your handle, do it yourself. Just change it going forward.
you can’t change it in the name box at the bottom of the page??
Really? Why won’t it let you change?
It’s time. Much better than Monterowasdinero or Golsonwasmolson or whatever.
This from the Tilapia man?
Derek Holland looks like a child molester with that cheesy stache.
Yeah, it’s super pedo-ey.
Porno stash ftw
My God, Holland is ugly.
Youkilis is gonna have to step it up to keep the title of “ugliest player in baseball”
No, there is no one uglier except perhaps little Dusty.
He looks like an ugly man from about two decades ago.
More like 3-4 decades ago.
We can go with that. Sure.
This is Yankees baseball right here. Everyone starting to see the ball better. Work those counts. Very happy with what I’m seeing right now.
Cano is getting ready to carry us. Soon.
an A-Bomb. From A-Rod
An A BOMB!
Abomb!!
FUCK YEA A-ROD!!!
ARod with a HR against a lefty …. nice
Papa Johns is losing alot of money this year.. .LOL
Seriously. This is the worst advert they’ve ever run. It should’ve been 7 or 8 runs. I mean a team that scores an average of 5+ runs a game, 6 runs is just silly. I got a small meat lovers and small apple pie for ten bucks.
I’m confused. Enlighten me please.
http://slickdeals.net/f/418359.....-area-only
Every game the Yankees score 6+ runs and win, the next day at papajohns.com if you use the code Yankees6 you get 50% off the entire order
Bah, new York area only. Oh well.
*refreshes Lone Star Ball*
I laughed.
That place lost it last inning.
This lurking on the opposing team’s blogs is a lot of fun.
Great handle…revised for 2012.
Might need to change again to “Pettitte’s 40 year old heater keeps Phelps down)
An old-time ARod at-bat
LOL! Maddux told him to pitch to A-Rod so he did and Alex hit it out!!!!!!!
I believe our 13-3 Rangers can go suck it.
Lol
Lil boy tryed that high tight fastball again lol
Love that cheering in Texas. Pic of Ryan please.
At least a quarter-a third of the place is Yanks fans.
We travel well.
A-Bomb!
is that the most runs that the rangers have given up all year??? i love arod
Looks like A-Rod misses hitting in Texas
That is more like it.
A-Rod goes deep!!! 6-1 Yanks.
Love how Sutcliffe was already trying to get A-Rod out. Yeah….pitch him in!!!
A-Rod
1/17 with a homer against lefties
ARODDDDD! WOOHOOOO! MOAR RUNZ! ME STILL WANT MOAR RUNZ!
YES AROD
What was that about no hits on lefties?
Mike, I know it’s still early in the season, but you still don’t think Alex will hit 30 this year?
I can’t bring myself to say yes.
I really hope you’ll never be more wrong than when you first said that. I mean, I respect your opinion and all but I was just floored when you said it.
You were floored when he said A-Rod wouldn’t hit 30 HRs this year? That’s not a stretch. Granted, last year was the first year he didn’t do it, but the two prior years he was just at 30 exactly and he is getting older. And, oh yeah, hitting is going down.
I think A-Rod will have another 30+ HR season, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he never gets there again. Age is age.
Yeah, if Alex is healthy I fully expect him to hit 30+ Homers this year.
I hope I’m wrong too.
THE ROME EMPIRE LIVES!!!!
And they are riding horse right over Mr. LEBRETON fat ass!!!!
Haha +1
That article is gonna bring the Rangers the same luck that the Eric Ortiz article brought the Red Sox.
I am STILL laughing over that Eric Ortiz article. Still.
Bspn the rangers home network holland can go play with his dog.
Yanks love ruining special ceremonies this year.
First we ruin the 100th anniversary of Fenway, now we ruin Pudge’s retirement.
fuck Josh Hamilton
i know it’s just the first game, but Mike, the yanks doing exactly what you wanted so far. think they need a few more runs to really bludgeon them.
I want them humiliated. I want the Rangers to lose so bad that Josh Hamilton relapses.
Too soon?
don’t make Josh Hamilton angry/humiliated he might kill another fan.
Someone’s feelin’ it tonight.
Too soon…but I laughed!!!
there’s no such thing as too soon. yeah, i think this needs to be a 14-1….you watching this 5 on 3 right now? GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!
Hamilton killing us with his glove..
At least it’s not with his bat, yet.
He can keep the glove if leaves the bat at home.
both jones and swisher crushed those, they just seemed to die
Fucking Josh Hamilton!!! Great player, all-around.
He totally misread that and he still friggin’ caught it.
I want to beat the Rangers worse than the BoSox at this point. I just hate them so much.
They need to be knocked down a peg.
What losing two straight WS to inferior teams doesn’t do it?
I think that’s enough. Especially if they never win a WS it’ll be that much more tragic. Talk about heartbreaking though.
Not for a team that’s just happy to get there.
They got there, didn’t they?
This is Texas. I want CC to electrocute someone’s ass tonight.
They could be the Buffalo Bills of baseball
Which would beat being the New York Jets of baseball.
Nope, I want to see them finish behind both the A’s and the Angels
CC cruisin’
Its kinda annoying how delayed this umps strike call is.
Yeah, Kinsler didn’t seem to appreciate it there.
Not an ace CC Sabathia is sure pitching like an ace.
I hate when people say CC isn’t an ace. Is it just b/c he plays for the Yanks?
Because he’s inconsistent and other aces are not. Or something.
It’s because he’s fat.
Or something.
He looks real skinny tonight.
I thought he was referring to Yankee fans saying that. Most others recognize him as an ace, although a notch below a Halladay type. I wouldn’t disagree with that, but he is certainly an ace.
Anyone who doubts that CC is an ace really needs to step away from the computer. For all he’s done in the AL East since he’s signed, before that Milwaukee and Cleveland??? I swear, some fans….
I kinda felt bad for Kinsler on that last pitch. Just wicked.
Strikes out the side. NICE
CC back to ace form
Like we knew he would.
But….but…
He’s damaged goods! Since last summer….
It’s been 3 years since we’ve seen a Yankee team this good.
And its only gonna get better.
The NY Rangers take the lead!
god damn it prust almost had another!
Tim McClelland has the slowest strike call ever.
GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL
I love it, let the Rangers ride Holland into the ground
Stewart is a monster
Chris Stewart is the best hitting non-hitting catcher ever.
Love it.
Chris Stewart just knows how to win.
Does anyone honestly miss Cervelli?
Mike, you got Chris Stewart mad
Stewart needs a nickname.
Chris MOTHERFUCKIN’ Stewart!
George who?
Chris Stewart with a double to the wall…. ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!
Chris(t) Stewart up in this bitch!
This Stewart guy is a good ballplayer. He should play more often and give us some offense at the catcher position.
Frankie Cervelli who????
Cervelli on suicide watch.
3-1 rangers!
Cervelli who?
russ martin is going to get wally pipp’d
Stewie is having a good game
http://s526.photobucket.com/al.....8;newest=1
The Captain!
Jetahhhhhhh!!!!
Nobody tell DJ it isn’t 2001.
Man I am LOVING me some of this retro Jeter.
What the fuck happened to Jeter?
he’s being derek jeter. you know he did exist before 2010 right?
I thought he stopped existing after 2009 and only recently started existing again
Jeter is in god mode. this is ridiculously awesome.
Derek Jeter is unstoppable.
Derek Jeter will win the MVP this season.
Mannn….I don’t see it. But Good God that’d be an awesome Lifetime Achievement award.
Derek number one.
seriously, derek jeter is fucking awesome the last 10 months
Amazing.
This easily has to be Jeter’s fastest start ever.
insanity
Stewie got get a chris stewart 19 before they are all gone.
Its simply stupid to have a lefty pitch to Jeter.. Cap is just amazing right now.
Dexter Burgundy and the entire state of Texas can start to pucker up now.
My life will be complete if Jeter hits .400 for the season.
Ha, can you imagine? I wonder if we’ll ever see someone do that.
Not a chance. But if he hits .350 somehow, I can die happy.
If he hits .350 and keeps showing even half of the power he has thus far, he’s an easy pick for the MVP
JETER WTF <3
The media is running through the narrative that Sabathia got mad in his last start, so now he’s pitching better… except last week he said Rothschild told him to get on top of the sinker more. Indeed, his sinker was performing more like a four-seamer according to pitchf/x, likewise the spin matched a four-seamer.
Now unless getting angry makes him throw the sinker at the correct angle, this has to be one of the stupidest narratives thus far.
jeter just puts on a clinic against lefties. it’s kind of ridiculous.
You know you’re not having a good night when Chris Stewart gets a double.
Derek Jeter is a good baseball player.
DJ.400
Pour it on, fellas!!! Shut this Texas BS down right now. Humble these bitches.
Love, love, love hearing the strained praise coming from the mouths of these announcers. They don’t want to give the Yankees credit. They really don’t.
Isn’t Aaron Boone in the booth?
Seriously, how is any lefty pitching anything remotely drivable to Jeter right now.
I know this is the Rangers here, but I’m surprised Holland is in there. He’s been getting hit real hard (even a bunch of outs were line drives), over 100 pitches, gave up 7 runs…
They just had to deal with a doubleheader, and have Scott Feldman pitching on Wednesday which gives them one less longman. They need to conserve the bullpen.
Fair enough. I seem to recall Mike saying in the series preview write-up that despite that, their bullpen wasn’t in terrible shape. Feliz pitched a complete game in one of the double header games.
Oh thats true, forgot about that.
Do they want Derek Holland to be destroyed like this? I can’t believe he’s still in there
Builds character
I want him to be destroyed like this. I’m glad they’re leaving him in there.
DEATH TO THE MUSTACHE!
Neither can my fantasy team.
Wait….did the Yankees have a time chamber and switch 2012 Jeter with 1998 Jeter.
That’s why we have to cut the payroll. Spent the Stein fortune on a time machine for the Old Dudes.
It was The Boss’ Master Plan.
So at what point do we conclude that this is who Jeter is again? June?
Chris Stewart definitely has more pop than Frankie Cervelli
High socks: Everyone or no one.
Everyone.
That would look great. But some with, some without looks terrible. Uniforms are supposed to be uniform.
Agreed.
I think Mo finally gave Jeter whatever he’s been drinking for the past 15 years.
He probably started peeing on his hands
4 FOR 4
.417 AVG.
37 AND DECLINING !!!!!!
L O V E I T !!!!!!!
BAT HIM NINTH!!!! WORST SS IN THE A.L.!!!!!! HE ONLY CARES ABOUT 3000 HITS BECAUSE HE’S AN EGOMANIAC!!!!!!! HE WAS A DICK TO A-ROD!!!!!!!!! ALBATROSS CONTRACT!!!!!!! ah that reality potion must taste so bitter to all those ‘smart fans’ from over the last year or so…. they were so very smart about knowing jeter’s ‘true market value’
He was pretty bad for about 1000-at bats, can’t deny that. Smart money was that he wasn’t going to improve.
That’s why I don’t bet because even smart money loses.
True, but those who threw him under the bus have to live with what he’s doing now. Can’t hide.
All I have to say is just look at the threads and comments of spring 2011 and the winter of his contract year.
THE END!!!
Yes but HE HAS NO RANGE!!!!
The Texas Rangers: We leave our pitchers out there forever.
Pitch counts are for pansies.
Sincerely,
Nolan Ryan
Ok i got girardi saying stewie 3 times in the postgame.
I’ll take the over.
Over, at least 5.
down 7-2 quick set off the fireworks!!!!
Sabathia wasn’t angry enough on that pitch.
Say what you will about this team, but Hamilton can straight launch balls.
I love the fireworks in a 5-run deficit.
Really? Playing The Natural music?
First of all, you’re losing 7-2 still.
Second of all, as my dad just said, Roy Hobbs didn’t have drinking problems.
Neither did Hamilton, he had a meth/heroin problem lol.
Booze too.
In my experience with people with substance abuse problems, especially drugs like heroin (I’ve run with some bad circles) alcohol is just the fall back if they cant find their fix.
I believe it started as alcohol and escalated to drugs.
Obligatory Josh Hamilton home run, not much you can do about that
You know what Hamilton?
Go eat a bag of dicks.
They have bags of those? …where do they come from?
They grow on trees.
Ah yes, I remember now. Native wild life in Boston, correct?
the Lorena Bobbit Collection™
What a flapjack.
I love this post.
Love. It.
Ah, my personal favorite comedian.
He’s no Gallagher. Now that’s comedy.
This guy is as funny as Ellen Degeneres.
Actually the first time I heard this phrase was in one of this guy’s videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....ata_player
(You’ll love this if you’re a Giants fan)
“Every dick I’ve seen has just bummed me out.”
Nice “grassy knoll” reference Susan.
Don’t bother scoring off CC. He’ll just get pissed and shut it down anyway.
josh hamilton, good at baseball
Not much you can do about it.
I was kinda expecting that to happen at some point. Just be glad nobody was on base.
This. You knew he was gonna hit one tonight.
Hamilton tried to take out another fan in the 3rd row with his bat. Upon failing, he tries to take out a fan in the outfield with the ball. He is one angry dude.
His bloodlust is growing.
Your comments have an edge to them today. Have you been boozing it up?
No, just hate the Rangers.
Nope. It’s the Diet Coke. That stuff’s the elixir, you know.
He really is.
It’s amazing how often the Nolan Ryan “don’t baby pitchers” narrative gets repeated without folks looking at the actual stats.
The Ranger starters were 4th from the bottom in the AL in terms of total batters faced last year and were middle of the pack (6th) in terms of total pitches thrown by starters. And that doesn’t factor in all the extra games against SEA, OAK and LAA offenses
damn reply button!
Nice bounce back CC.
Chris Stewart is long limbed and skinny. Stick? Already taken. Tough nickname contest.
Babe Stewart?
How about quagmire
Frankie Cervelli’s bat?
I respect Nolan Ryan a lot for what he’s brought to the Rangers. But I have to admit that it does my heart good to see him sitting there frowning. And it makes me even happier to see CC pitching so well and so efficiently.
http://sportschump.net/wp-cont.....s-game.jpg
That’s one of my all-time favorite baseball pictures. It would have been even better if the outcome of the series had been different.
So epic.
Ultimately, so unfulfilling.
Their daily day-by-day?
/michaelkay’d
Michael Kay — a legend in his own mind.
Speaking of which, Tim McCarver — Hall of Fame broadcaster?!
In a game two or three weeks ago, he said “Something nobody has ever talked about is…” He’s so amazing that not only does he know things that nobody else knows, but he even knows what everyone else has ever talked about, too. What a guy! No wonder he’s a Hall of Fame broadcaster…
As per Fangraphs, Rangers current win expectancy is 4.3%. Still far too high.
As proven on saturday, even a 99.6% win expectancy is vulnerable to comebacks.
A-Rod is a click away from A-God.
damn, that would have been another HR
That ball goes out next month
Glad to see A-God getting back into the swing of things, they need him to hit well with Pineda out and Garcia and Hughes pitching terribly.
a-rod hit that out a mile. goodness
What was the deal there (on the YES broadcast, I think) about Hamilton making it public that he owes the Rangers nothing w/r/t his contract talks? I mean he has every right to take advantage of free agency, but he of all players has no cause to be a dick about it.
I didn’t take it as being a dick, he was just saying that he felt it was his right to go wherever he will get paid the most
This is fun: https://twitter.com/#!/swbyankeesTT/statuses/194594514655133696
Boo, can we have the 70′s porn star back?
Where are these pitches missing?
CC getting squeezed
Tim Kurkjian just said CC is heading to the HOF because his winning percentage with the Yankees is .3 higher than Whitey Ford.
I…am speechless.
Writers say silly things.
/facepalm
Kurkjian just recommended Sabathia throw his fastball slower in order to get the Rangers out.
Or he could, ya know, throw a changeup. How do people like this still get a paycheck?
Market share. Lowest common denominator. Bozo-like voice. It’s certainly not based on intellect, insight, awareness, or judgement. Tim McCarver being inducted into the Broadcaster Hall of Fame eliminated any doubt about that.
I’m tired of the media killing the Yanks!!?!?!?!1
Gameday is broken
Yuck, ground-ball-down-the-lined to death.
Fucktards.
These are the dinky rangers singles I remember so well
awful night for Teix… also, time to get the BP going, CC is done
He’ll be in there through Hamilton I bet.
CC sucks. Cut him.
Hmm. Suddenly not so fuzzy feeling.
There goes the quality start from CC
Possibly the dumbest statistic ever.
It really is the worst. I mean it’s ok for judging if a pitcher/staff is being terrible, saying that a staff has the least quality starts in baseball, you know their going to be bad. However a pitcher could go out and pitch 30 “Quality Starts” a season and have only pitched 180innings to a 4.5 ERA. That’s not a quality starter in my opinion.
My biggest gripe is that according to the Quality Start statistic is it says 6 IP, 3 ER (4.5 ERA) is better than 9 IP, 4 ER (4.00 ERA). In what world is that okay?
I agree, It’s a halfway decent baseline to look at a a pitcher, but anybody who puts any serious stock in it is crazy.
There are worse stats. Certainly a pitcher can pitch well and not get a QS and vice versa, but if a pitcher has a high number of QS, that tells you something about a pitcher.
Runs scored is a less telling stat (data), in my opinion.
True. But why is a quality start defined as at least 6 IP and no more than 3 runs? Wouldn’t it make sense to make it a game ERA of 4.5 or less? That way it would include 9 IP 4 ER scenarios and thus be a much more telling stat. I guess that’s why I hate it so much, it would be so easy for it to be useful, but it’s not.
Because it’s a dumb stat and makes no sense. I think what they are going for is measuring both the ability to keep their team in the game and the pitcher’s consistency from game to game.
Man, its been awhile since ARod and Tex missed close plays in the same inning.
Sigh
damn CC just not getting the breaks
CC strike out this damn flapjack right this second!
need to get andrus here…
CC has pitched really well today, yet he still gives up 4 runs. That’s bad luck
Against a great offense.
He was dominating this great offense until a few weak groundballs found holes. Nothing CC can do about that. Hopefully this start gets him on a run like he was on during the middle of last year
1-6, yes.
7-9, eh, not so much?
Who has a great offense 7-9?
The all star team?
Uh…the Yankees when Gardner is healthy and Martin starts hitting?
I would rather have the Rangers lineup than the Yankees.
Holding that offense to 4 runs, IS pitching well. I’d actually bring him out to face Hamilton, over Boone Logan. Then pull him for Soriano/Robertson. Then Mariano.
Good job by CC to limit the damage. As much as it sucks to say, the Texas offense is really good. CC’s done a great job in limiting the damage at key moments.
great start by ZZ. maybe send him out there for the 8th if he wants to
On the bright side, now Mariano can get the save. Stat padding ftw.
CC to face Hamilton to start the 8th or Logan to Robertson?
Sabathia and save Logan just in case. I don’t think there’s a wrong answer though, all are defensible.
Even after the last bomb, I trust CC to face Hamilton than Logan.
I agree, plus Sterling’s making it sound as if the entire inning is Sabathia’s I highly doubt that though.
Sterling had it right!!! And CC made us all look like idiots. 5 pitches, 3 outs. Damn!!!
I don’t think CC’s coming out. Not that he couldn’t, but I think Girardi figures he’s deep enough into the game with a lead to hit the pen.
OK, I’m wrong. Hear that, everyone?? I was WRONG! Big time.
It’s going to show as four runs in the box score, but CC really pitched better than that. Oh well, good to see a big performance against a tough lineup from the big man.
Agreed.
This is why it’ll be hard for him to win a Cy Young. He faces the AL East offenses much more than AL West or AL Central SP contenders. He “held” a great offense to 4 runs and will leave with his team up 3 runs.
The opposing “ace” allowed 7 runs vs. us, another great offense. But that same ace can pad his stats vs. Seattle and Oakland several times a year. CC might get one shot at them annually.
Yankees usually need to have huge years to win any kind of award, like 2007 A-Rod.
1977 Sparky Lyle? I’ve seen more wins out of the pen
Yea, see Derek Jeter in 1999, 2006 and 2009.
This was an AL central team.
I agree that in previous years CC has had to face tougher opponents (especially last year, but Verlander had teh winz), but this year the rest of the AL has really stepped up its game while the east seems to have slid back a bit.
Holland isn’t their #1 starter.
My bad. Good catch. Just knew it wasn’t Darvish.
So he didn’t give up 4 runs???
Good job, Jon Lester.
Boston will find a way to blame Bobby V.
Lester clearly NEEDS fried chicken grease on his fingers to be effective
yet Bobby V will not allow it
He’s also not effective unless under the influence of alcohol; like a white version of Dock Ellis.
Not emotionally invested in the game or something of that matter.
Just pure awesomeness.
Man I know Kruk is a complete Neanderthal who knows jack shit about things but jeez H wouldn’t it be cool if Jeter makes a real run at .400?!?
Of course it would be cool, but even if the odds are 1/1000 I don’t think I’d put much money down.
Well, Jeter is long overdue for an MVP award.
Hey, the Red Sox blew their lead.
I was just saying to myself about how the Twins might be the team that will help the Sux regain some confidence.
Lester is killing my fantasy team. If I can’t trust him against the Twins in Target Field, what is he good for?
Paper weight?
This is why I don’t draft Red Sox players.
I drafted Andrew Bailey.
I had to draft Pedroia, even though I hate the elf.
I just can’t bring myself to do stuff like that. It would go against my morals to root for a Red Sox player in any capacity.
I know, I know. It hurt my heart to do it, but I needed the stats at 2B. He was the best available.
In the words of the immortally-ignorant Latrell Sprewell, “…I gots kids to feed…”
Poor Boston
Jon Lester just gave up two consecutive extra base hits on 0-2 and 1-2 counts and gave up 4 runs. That really would kill me if a Yankee pitcher did that
Pretty shocking. Did I read something about a shoulder issue possibly causing Lester to melt down last September? (Or was that another Boston pitcher?) If it was him, maybe that could explain why the normally lights-out Lester has been so hittable of late.
Sean McDonough just lighting up Rick Sutcliffe and pointing out his stupid comments.
“If I’m the Red Sox, I find some way to get Varitek back in the clubhouse and get his presence there. He’s the Michale Young of the Red Sox”
McDonough: “well, Varitek was there last September… wasn’t he?”
Wooo big CC!
Uh-oh, Ottawa just got an EN goal with 38 seconds left.
Fuck that, he kicked the puck in.
Yea, on replay that’s pretty clear. Not to mention he shoved Lundqvist away with his stick.
definitely kicked. so obvious…game 7 here we come.
Nice quick inning from CC. I have no idea of his pitch count but let him finish
nice outing from CC.
Until my wife complained about the lack of synchronization, I was listening to Sterling and Suz rather than endure these yackety-yacksters who can’t shut up and insist on offering empty insights. Ma and Pa were far, far superior. They’re almost always superior to these network hotshots.
There should be a word for insights that aren’t insightful. Outsights? Unsights?
I had the same reaction as you. Based on the little I could stand to listen to, I don’t think the ESPN guys could have been much more vapid if a computer had been randomly generating words from a dictionary for them to say.
the ny rangers are about to lock gmes 6 up. game 7 is going to be intense.
Tito stayed silent while the rest of the ESPN guys talked about the Red Sox woes.
Wow, bad night to have a dinner to go to. Jeter is at .417 ?? Holy Sheet.
.411
Off Topic (sorry Mike)
Dude, Ever see the movie The Spirit Molecule?
Yeah, I found it very very interesting. DMT sounds a little intense for me though.
DMT is awesome. That is all.
Haha, I’m sure it is, sounds absolutely crazy though.
Think I’d be game under the proper supervision and appropriate Set and Setting.
See I’d be inclined to agree, but I’m also nervous that all the doctors and being in a doctor type office would lend to a bug out, and I don’t know if mood would effect a DMT experience the same way other things like it would.
Nah, they put an eye mask on and you’d think you were in Shangri-la in no time.
In game threads, going off-topic is allowed. No need to apologize or anything.
Just trying to respect the community
And an OPS up around 1.100!!!!! Unbelievable.
I’m seeing it with my own eyes and I still find it hard to believe. If it’s not unprecedented for someone to do what he’s been doing since July 9th of last year, I have to think it’s close.
Keep proving me wrong, Jete — please.
They better not blow this.
really?
I was referring to the NY Rangers.
Sterling is joking that he thinks Mo could pitch another ten years. If he keeps himself in shape, I think he actually could be effective for another ten.
I said this the other day, but if Jamie Moyer can do it, so can Mo damn it!
Why not? Got to be easier for a closer than a starter and that cutter will be effective at 86mph.
The way it breaks more as its slowed down, it’d be a mean slider by the time it drops that much velocity.
ny ranger win it. last goal was total bullshite.
And the NY Rangers live to see Game Seven.
I don’t know what these Ottawa fans are chanting, but they can go fuck themselves.
I think they are chanting: “Fuck our-selves! Fuck our-selves!”
The goal stood, but the Rangers won anyway 3-2
Man, if the Sawx lose to the twins tonight I will be beyond thrilled.
I think some Sox fans would break at that point.
Jetes has been on fire since he broke up with minka.
I think Ortiz is backing around .456 right now. This insanity HAS to stop. How can a former roider make such a grand comeback when he was never all that great prior to that initial injection?
*batting*
Because he is a very good baseball player, and roods weren’t the reason for that.
mind. blown.
Yeah. Agreed. My mind is equally blown.
Uehara the rare reliever who pitches from a windup with no one on. Soriano too.
lowe was too.
How long before the Sux Fans change the lyrics from “Sweet Caroline” to “Sack Valentine” ??
“So bad! So bad!”
Right !
Thank you Michael Kay for ruining my dvr’d rangers game for later… Bum.
lol @ that Honda commercial
Please don’t bring Mo in. My opponent in fantasy baseball has him
This is why I tried Fantasy Football for exactly one season and will never play fantasy sports again.
Tomorrow we crap all over darvish as we send Pia Mei to the mound.
Yeah, we really need to welcome him to the real MLB grinder, and calm down some of this Texas hype.
Swish makes the play!
Anyone have any idea why Granderson gets dropped in the order when they face a lefty?
Last year he hit lefties better than righties?!?!?
joe g wanted to split up the lefties.
Some old dogma about a six hitter hitting better than a two or some bullshit.
The point is, it doesn’t matter. One of the most comforting things I learned about baseball in the past several years is that batting order has a very, very small effect on winning.
Look at who is hitting ahead of him in the order. It really doesn’t matter.
1 out away
no with the rare fly ball outs.
Wow. Five runs given up by Lester through 4-2/3 innings using 90 pitches!
Just what Bobby Valentine was hoping for — another night with three or four innings to be pitched by his bullpen…
I heard that the Red Sox haven’t won since Bobby Valentine said what he did about Youklis.
Do you think the players are effectively going on strike until they bring back Francona?
Speaking of digging holes, the Phillies’ Kendrick just gave up a four-spot in the first inning against Arizona. Down five to Washington with Lee on the DL and the team not scoring runs, that’s got to hurt.
I know that they’ve got lots of players on the DL and that they’ve been awesome in the second half for the past couple of years. But could they actually dig themselves into a hole so deep that they don’t qualify for the post season?
If so, it would be a sweet irony given Lee saying his reason for not coming to the Yankees was that they were an old team and that Philadelphia gave him his best chance to win multiple rings.
6 game road winning streak.
OH YES.
It’s only one game, but it feels great to say it:
Suck it, Texas.
Yankees put the Rangers to sleep, now on to the Red Sux failing.
lightning fast game tonight
Yanks win!!!!!
Not so fast, Texas. Shots fired!!!!
The Ranger’s parade has officially been shat on.
Not if they win the next two. Lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Awesome win. Tomorrow should be interesting.
Guess the rangers aren’t going 159-3 this year.
We are all VERY priviged to be able to watch Mariano Rivera pitch. To all you younger fans (and I say that as a guy who is older who has watched the Yankees for 57 years), I say don’t minimize what you are seeing. You will NOT see it again in your lifetime
Well said, sir.
Let’s keep this up going into tomorrow. I won’t rest until we’ve given these Ranger’s a good old-fashioned ass-kicking.
wow what a play for the twins.
Let’s go Twinkies
clap clap clap-clap-clap
Time to hit up OTM.
Mike Axisa,
I know I am breaking the rules. In the past I have emailed this kind of message to you, as I probably should do now. But I am a huge fan of RAB and the RABBIS and I am just really upset.
I love the work that you and the RABBIS do. BUT . . . I got really pissed off at you guys tonight over a samll problem that erased a comment that I wanted to make and it got OBLITERATED and DISAPPEARED!. I have had this problem before. I am not a rookie computer user but a network engineer. In the past, I have forgiven this issue, but I am too busy to deal with rewriting my comment. You need to fix this problem.
Let me know your thoughts.
Thanks,
Bob Stone
I can’t imagine how angry you get for things you actually pay for…
Mike – Oops – My comment went through but your site told me it would not – I am sorry to bother you and even more sorry to break the posting rules.
Sometimes, particularly from mobile devices, the site says You’re comment was not published, but if you hit refresh, you’ll see it there. Happens to me all the time. Mike must be writing the post game wrap up.
You think Mo is going to retire or keep pitching after this season?
Paul, I’m afraid our other convo about DMT got buried especially cause I had to leave work before I could respond, so I’ll just restate it here: I feel like the “proper supervision” would mean a doctors office and a setting like that would cause me to bug out, and like most hallucinogens I feel that would effect the whole DMT experience.
I responded above on your comment. I hear you.
Yeah. That happens to me all the time, too, from my computer and sometimes leads me to double post.
Cody Ross ties it up with a 2 run homer
no problem at all…Lester will turn it over to the pen soon..
Disappointed to see Lester last seven and finish strong — retiring seven straight — completing the last two innings with a total of about 17 pitches.
But I suppose I should be glad that maybe that’s an indication he’s not injured since I don’t think it’s right to wish harm on anyone — even a Red Sox pitcher. Lester is a cancer survivor, after all.
Leadoff triple for Caroll!!
Haha. Triple.
The misery continues in Boston.
And the Boston bullpen is at it again…
good lord…1st batter faced by the sox pen gets a triple. you cant make this stuff up!
Bard coming in….
Damn it Twinkies you dont deserve to win
quickly hating cody ross
Freaking Cody Ross….
Cody Ross homers again off Matt Capps and the Red Sox will probably win. DAMN YOU TWINKIES!
Bobby V takes out Bard for Aceves. If this backfires….
Parmelee gets on with one out
Boston wins..yuck. Hate that you wasted a Triple but then again,it was Bard.
Twins deserved to lose. Should have pulled Marquis after Salty got on base and with the heart of their order up and a man on third with nobody out they should have gotten a run in.
I can’t believe how douche-a-rific that article was…