Mar
12
Gardner wearing new device to protect left thumb
ByVia George King & Andy McCullough: Brett Gardner is wearing a new fiberglass device to protect his left thumb when running the bases. “I don’t want to hurt it again … I am trying to wear something to protect it,” said the outfielder, who wore a similar device with less protection in the past.
Gardner, 29, broke the thumb in 2009 and missed a few games with soreness in 2010. Here’s a screen cap from yesterday’s game of the new protective gear, which isn’t the most high-tech thing in the world. Keeping Gardner healthy this summer will be one of the team’s top priorities given the current list of injured players, but his head-first slides — especially those into first base — make it tough. Hopefully this new thumb guard helps.





Is the device a detachable hand?
Is it making his entire hand invisible?
Donahue built it out of scrap from a F-117 Nighthawk.
It’s best not to ask questions.
Thumb GuardMagic hand.ZOMG Gardner is a fucking T-Rex!!
thumb? it’s the whole frickin’ hand
Idea, have somebody like Jeter, CC, Mo, or Grandy, tell Grandy that they’r going to do a kangaroo court at the end of the season and one of the offenses is going to be head first slides into first, punishable at $1000 a slide.
you mean gardy of course. and i don’t think he’d care. redneck.
My favorite part about this thing is that it was apparently designed and fabricated by Donahue.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Gérard Depardieu and Gabriel Byrne
“Baseball movie of the year!” – New York Times
“Two thumbs up” -Roger Ebert
The Hand in the Iron Mask, coming to a theater near you.
Jeremy Irons in a baseball movie would be easily one of the most incongruous things ever.
I’m sold.
I like Gardner’s game but I also have the impression that he’s not exactly a rocket surgeon. It’s stupid to dive head first into first base unless it’s to avoid a tag.
Agreed. And I don’t know why Girardi doesn’t inform him that he will be fined an increasing amount each time he does it.
BTW, WTF is a rocket surgeon?
Hey man, rockets can get sick too.
Joke from an old commercial. A joke I use regularly.
I LOL’ed
Looks like Luke Skywalker
Yes it definitely looks like his arm was lopped off right below the elbow in that photo.
To put it another way, he’s not going to split any atoms tomorrow.
If they make that thing 3 feet longer he’ll never get thrown out stealing again.
Just tell the moron to stop sliding head first into first base.
this is the funniest comment blog I have read in a while. reporter appearing kinda dumb.
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oven mitt.
put your kid in brett gardner’s device and cervelli’s helmet; he’ll never get laid.