Update: Yankees activate David Phelps

Sunday: Phelps has indeed been activated. He threw a two-inning simulated game on Thursday, so at least he had some kind of tune-up appearance under his belt. Derek Jeter was transferred to the 60-day DL to clear a 40-man roster spot.

Saturday: Via Dan Barbarisi: The Yankees will activate David Phelps off the 60-day DL prior to Saturday’s game to help their, uh, disheveled bullpen. Last week we heard Phelps had just started playing catch and was still a few days away from throwing in the bullpen. He’s been out with two forearm strains since early-July. There is pretty much zero chance Phelps is big league ready. Desperation is a stinky cologne.

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Pat D

Always love the Super Troopers references.
Eddard

YES! And here I was just about to declare the season over. BGDP! And boy do we need a big game pitcher for this series.
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qwerty

Even when yankee pitching prospects make it to the majors they continue to have arm issues.
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