Open Thread: Happy Mother’s Day

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Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there. Make sure you tell your mother, wife, daughter, whoever it may be how much you love them. Moms make the world go ’round. Once you’ve done that, hang out here in our open thread. The ESPN Sunday Night game is a good one, Braves-Phillies (Jurrjens vs. Hamels). I’m sure there’s NBA and NHL playoff stuff going on as well, but talk about whatever you like. Go bananas.

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What Not To Wear (Part Two)


There was so much discussion on yesterday’s post about what not to wear that I felt it was absolutely necessary to do a sequel. I wasn’t clear where I should have been, and people brought up some questions that I wanted to answer and arguments that I felt needed to be refuted. After all, there is nothing more important than dressing well for the game, short of winning.


First of all, I don’t care how old you are, how young you are, if you’re purple, black, green, gray, or white. I don’t care if you’re a girl, a guy, or you identify as some other gender. I don’t care if you’re from New Jersey, New York, Alaska, the moon, California, or France. Not taking the sticker off your cap looks dumb. If I saw Derek Jeter wearing the sticker on his cap, I would first stare with huge eyes, then turn to the person next to me and go, “Oh my god, Derek Jeter looks like a total moron with the sticker on his cap.”  No stickers on caps. For anyone. Ever.*

I realized afterwards that all the caps I posted were $35+ and up. You might have tight finances and still want a proper Yankees hat, so I’ll propose another option. Now, granted, I haven’t been to New York City in about four years now (this sucks), so maybe this assumption is wrong, but aren’t there those shifty stands run by people that sell bootleg Yankees caps for $5 or $10? Did I just make this up? Do they only sell hideously ugly oil spill caps? Did I just superimpose Oakland on New York (I’m so sorry)? Those caps tend to be black and white or navy and white. Cheap and fashionable, the perfect combination!

A few additional notes on hats:

  • The 2010 Memorial Day hats are a solid maybe. Go for it. The Yankees one is nice, but I’d be careful picking a team indiscriminately. Much like the quality of baseball, some of them are not as good.
  • Rally caps are okay in extra innings only.
  • You can wear your hat sideways if you are seven years old or younger. It’s cute. If you’re 35? Not cute.
  • Wearing your hat backwards is a maybe leaning towards no.
  • Adjustable caps due to ponytails are totally acceptable.


Again, there are financial ways to get a good jersey. There are plenty of fake jerseys you can buy from China for $20. A simple googling displays plenty of jerseys that are close to the authentic jerseys. Here’s some. They’ve got lots of numbers, home and away, and all for the low, low price of $21 plus shipping. Combine that with your street-bought cap, and you’re correctly dressed for the game for $30, give or take shipping and tax. Even someone living on a shoestring budget should be able to scrape that up, right? And if not, I don’t know if I’d advise going to too many baseball games.

There’s a lot of discussion on whether the named jerseys for the Yankees are okay or not. Well, I’ve decided that they’re acceptable stadium wear, but not advisable. Like above money-related issues, you might want to divide up your finances. Say you’ve got $200, but you want both a Rivera and a Posada jersey. If you’re looking to get both authentics, you’re out of luck. However, if you can tolerate the names, you’re in business! The Jeter replica jersey will cost you a cool c-note, where the nameless authentic is almost double. Can’t blame a guy for not wanting to drop an extra hundred bucks to lose fabric.

Alternately, if you do not want a fake jersey and can’t afford an authentic/replica, I would suggest a player-customized shirt, sometimes known as a shirsey. Even if you pick these up from and they cost only $25 or so. You can also get them customized for an additional $10, give or take. The great thing about these shirts is you can wear them everywhere. Jerseys aren’t really good everyday wear, but you can’t lose with a t-shirt. Looking for an affordable piece of clothing you can wear in and out of the ballpark? Look no further.

I had a couple of specific questions that I’d like to answer before I wrap up Fashion Weekend on River Ave. Blues:

  • Rodriguez jerseys are stability jerseys. The guy’s not going anywhere, and he’ll be good for a while, probably.
  • I had a tough time deciding on Cano.  While I do truly believe he is going to be a great player for a long time, he’s still in the trendy jersey category.

I hope you all had as much fun with this like I did.

(*Mariano Rivera can wear the sticker on his cap if he wants, because he’s freaking Mariano Rivera.)

Game 32: A win would be pretty cool

(AP Photo/LM Otero)

The Yankees have tomorrow off, and we all know how much more enjoyable an off day is when you’re coming off a win rather than a loss. The laws of reverse lock might in play given the completely lopsided pitching matchup, but boy do I hope not. The Yankees could really use this win before heading home for a few days, so get it done boys. Here’s the starting nine…

Derek Jeter, SS
Curtis Granderson, CF
Mark Teixeira, 1B
Alex Rodriguez, 3B
Robinson Cano, 2B
Nick Swisher, RF
Jorge Posada, DH
Brett Gardner, LF
Frankie Cervelli, C

CC Sabathia, SP

Hooray for no more weird Texas start times after today. Both YES and TBS will carry the game when it begins shortly after 2pm ET. Enjoy.

Beat L.A.

There are a lot of different reasons why a baseball club decides to trade a player in the middle of the season. It many cases it’s because the player’s contract expires at the end of the year and the team expects him to depart via free agency, so they decide to try to get some value for him. This usually happens with clubs who have fallen out of contention. Another reason is financial: if the team is unable to afford the player’s salary, or needs to free up cash. This summer it’s possible that we’ll witness a confluence of these two factors in Los Angeles.

After failing to buy the Red Sox, Frank and Jamie McCourt completed a largely debt-based purchase of the Dodgers in 2004. Since then their fiscal style has been, shall we say, less than austere, and it all came to light when Frank and Jamie split up. It’s been a particularly messy and public divorce, one made worse by a shoddy prenup, and the team has fallen on tough times. At the end of April Major League Baseball seized control of the Dodgers’ finances. The team has over $400M in debt and has seen a drop in season tickets this year. Worse, Bill Shaikin of the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday of this week that the Dodgers lack the finances necessary to meet payroll through the end of this month. The $30M loan that McCourt received from Fox earlier this month, a loan which seemed to be the straw that broke the camel’s back for Commissioner Bud Selig, only provided funding for April’s two payrolls and the first payroll in May. This is what’s known as a cash crunch. Right now, the Dodgers are having trouble paying the bills.

The baseball season is still young. The trading deadline is a little less than three months away. Yet this mess of a situation in Los Angeles might mean that the Dodgers become more likely to trade some of their more expensive players this summer. One intriguing name is Hiroki Kuroda. He’s signed only through the end of this year and for a relatively hefty salary of $12M. Despite my best efforts (I heart Hiroki), he remains one of the more underrated pitchers in the game. Since 2010 his K/BB ratio is 3.31, similar to Zack Greinke, Felix Hernandez and Tommy Hanson. He has a 3.44 FIP and a 3.43 ERA. He’s gotten goten ground balls at a 50.5% clip, nearly identical to Chris Carpenter. Carpenter is a decent comp for Kuroda over the past two years, except Kuroda has walked fewer batters. Kuroda has no doubt benefited from facing weak NL West lineups and from pitching in a pitcher-friendly home ballpark, but his skillset is strong and he’d represent a great midseason rotation addition for a lot of contending teams.

As evidenced by the divorce proceedings and interactions with the MLB Commissioner’s office, McCourt isn’t one to shy away from a fight or go away quietly. Say what you want about him, and Dodgers fans can say plenty, but he clearly has a backbone and he’s proud of the fact that he owns a baseball club. For this reason he may be less likely to punt on the season and trade away his expensive pieces, especially if Major League Baseball is providing any sort of financial backstop for the club. Yet the math could become a bit different if McCourt is still experiencing a cash crunch in a few months and if the Dodgers have fallen out of contention in the NL West. They currently boast a 15-19 record, 4.5 games behind the division-leading Rockies. Maybe a disappointing season from the Dodgers will encourage McCourt to decide to  free up some cash in the short-term to help his long-term goal of retaining control of the franchise. Shoot, perhaps he’d be willing to pull the trigger on a salary dump now. The Dodgers aren’t short on pitching, but they are short on cash.

There’s something a bit macabre about this whole affair. The divorce is ugly, and it’s sad to see a great franchise like the Los Angeles Dodgers be put in this situation because of the personal affairs of ownership. I’ve always liked the Dodgers, and I’ve always felt nostalgic when I see their stadium and the palm trees and the classic white uniforms. It’s a little uncomfortable to feel like a vulture circling overhead waiting for the wildebeest to finally give up the ghost and collapse into the desert sand. But this isn’t a community softball league, and the Yankees may need to pick up a a pitcher this summer. I feel bad for Dodgers fans, but here’s to hoping that Cashman can pounce with quickness if an opportunity arises.

Yankees mount five-run comeback, lose anyway

At least they didn't screw up the rundown this time. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

Almost, almost. It looked like it would be a blowout early on, but the Yankees fought back valiantly to tie things up before losing the battle of the bullpens. I’m not sure how often that will happen, but two hits in six innings against Brett Tomko, Arthur Rhodes, Darren Oliver, and Neftali Feliz is facepalm worthy. Recap time? Recap time.

  • Bartolo Colon just didn’t have it, though the velocity was there. That’s a good sign, it was just his command that betrayed him. He allowed five runs and nine hits in 4.1 IP, though almost all the damage was done in a four-run second inning. After three straight strong starts, Colon’s allowed a stinker. Three out of four ain’t bad at all.
  • The Yankees charged back from that five-zip hole mostly in the third inning, when the biggest hit was Robinson Cano clearing the bases with a triple that was aided by Julio Borbon whiffing on a dive in center. Derek Holland walked five in a ten batter span, contributing to the rally.
  • Derek Jeter actually had an extra base hit, and it was unquestionably his hardest and farthest hit ball of the season. It bounced off the wall in straight away left field. He also singled and made the final out of the game. Nick Swisher homered, both Curtis Granderson and Jorge Posada walked twice, Mark Teixeira singled twice, and Russell Martin made six outs in four plate appearances thanks to double plays.
  • Boone Logan has been pretty terrible against left-handed batters this year, and two of the three he faced picked up hits. The third ripped a line drive to right that Swish ran down on his horse. Of the 25 lefties Logan’s faced this year, 11 have reached base. That’s awful. Get well soon, Pedro.
  • Texas scored the go-ahead run on what Cyborg Tommy Hanson would call a NINNYBUNT, then they tacked on an insurance run on a Michael Young single back up the middle. I don’t get it, he was 3-for-3 to that point and has been killing the Yankees all year. Why do they insist on pitching to the other team’s best hitters in potentially dangerous spots with a base open? Oh well, at least it wasn’t the game-winning hit. Here’s the box score and video, and here’s the WPA graph.

Rubber game Sunday afternoon at 2pm ET. CC Sabathia will square off against Dave Bush. Alexi Ogando was supposed to start, but he’s been scratched with a blister issue. Dave Bush is certifiably terrible, but we know how that usually goes for the Yankees…

Marshall, Place get Tampa off the schneid

Triple-A Scranton (7-3 loss to Pawtucket)
Dan Brewer, RF: 2 for 6, 1 2B, 2 K
Chris Dickerson, DH: 0 for 3, 1 R, 2 BB, 1 K, 2 SB – seven walks in his last six games
Jorge Vazquez, 1B: 1 for 5, 1 RBI, 2 K – four for his last 27 (.148) with ten whiffs
Justin Maxwell, CF: 1 for 4, 1 R, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 2 K – that’s homer number ten
Brandon Laird, 3B: 0 for 5, 1 E (fielding) – still below the Mendoza line
Jordan Parraz, LF: 2 for 4, 2 R, 1 BB
Luis Nunez, 2B: 1 for 4, 2 R, 1 SB
Gus Molina, C: 3 for 4, 1 2B, 2 RBI, 1 BB – yay Gus!
Doug Bernier, SS: 0 for 3, 1 RBI, 1 K
Jesus Montero, PH: 1 for 1 – didn’t start because of the whole day game after a night game thing
Adam Warren, RHP: 4 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 2 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, 1 WP, 7-1 GB/FB – 50 of 86 pitches were strikes (58.1%) … at least he out-pitched his former college teammate
Amaury Sanit, RHP: 3 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 0 BB, 4 K, 1 WP, 4-1 GB/FB – 33 of 46 pitches were strikes (71.7%)
Ryan Pope, RHP: 1 IP, zeroes, 1 K, 2-0 GB/FB – ten of his 15 pitches were strikes
Kevin Whelan, RHP: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 1-0 GB/FB – seven of his dozen pitches were strikes (58.3%)

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