The real question is, will he leave his mask on?

From commentor “Triskaidekaphobia” in this YF vs. SF thread:

One thing I would like to see happen, but it’s doubtful, lol. Bruney is pitching to Varitek, he hits him, nothing crazy like career threatening, just maybe in the a** or thigh. Alex runs in from 3rd base while Varitek is all fired up and says “We don’t throw at .189 hitters” (See 2004 for an explaination)

Too funny.