Sep
09

Game 141: Seriously? A sweep?

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For the umpteenth time this season, the Yankees find themselves in a position to sweep an opponent. It hasn’t worked out every time, but it never will. Yet they’ve come through on a number of occasions. It’s one reason they hold the best record in baseball by a decent margin. Great teams finish off the sweep when they have the chance.

If they’re going to do it, they’ll have to get by six foot nine, 280-pound monster Jeff Niemann. He was part of the infamous 2004 Rice University draft class, which also included Philip Humber and since-retired Wade Townsend. Humber was originally drafted by the Yankees, but decided to attend Rice, after which the Mets selected him, and subsequently traded him in the Johan Santana deal. All three pitchers underwent arm surgery, though Neimann’s, which was arthroscopic, was the least severe of the lot.

Niemann stumbled a bit last year in place of the injured Scott Kazmir, though he did only start two games in that span. He went back down to AAA to work on his game, and in 2009 he got another shot. Both he and Jason Hammel were out of options this year, and Niemann won the spot out of Spring Training. The Rays traded of Hammel, and the rest is history.

After some struggles early on, Niemann has flourished in the rotation. His ERA was as high as 5.35 on May 13, but he’s since reduced that to 3.67, and hasn’t been above the 4.00 mark since the beginning of July. Yes, he’s had some struggles since then, but he’s also had some lights out appearances, including a 7.2-inning, one-run performance against the Tigers last time out.

The Yanks will toss out Joba Chamberlain, who figures to go four innings this time around. That is, if he can display some good stuff and command. It’s tough to expect that at this point. He hasn’t been really good since he had those three stellar starts out of the All-Star Break. He’s taking the ball every five days, though, so perhaps he’ll find his rhythm today. That’s all we can really hope for.

Posada and Melky get days off today. Girardi is certainly doing a good job of balancing his roster. He’s making sure to have a good number of boppers in there while giving guys ample rest down the stretch. I approve.

Lineup:

1. Derek Jeter, SS
2. Johnny Damon, LF
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B
4. Alex Rodriguez, 3B
5. Hideki Matsui, DH
6. Nick Swisher, RF
7. Robinson Cano, 2B
8. Brett Gardner, CF
9. Jose Molina, C

And on the mound, number sixty-two, Joba Chamberlain.

Categories : Game Threads

326 Comments

  1. JGS says:

    You could probably make a ROY case for Niemann. Ricky Romero has certainly fallen out of it

    • Reimold and Beckham have been impressive too.

    • Salty Buggah says:

      Is Beckham in it still? What about Andrus?

    • J.R. says:

      Porcello also. Doing what he’s done at 20 is damn impressive. And he’s kept his team in it.

    • J.R. says:

      I’d think we can all agree there is no clear favorite for AL ROY.

    • Jose says:

      Brett Anderson has been among the most valuable rookies for a team in the AL. He doesn’t have sexy numbers, but in terms of value he is near the top. Elvis Andrus also has similar value to that of Brett Anderson.

      • alex gonzalez says:

        have you never looked at his W-L record or era? anderson is a complete joke.

        • Jose says:

          I never said that he was likely to win. If you look at his WAR he is among the highest for rookies. His is a full .2 higher than Jeff Niemann. I know the writers will never use WAR, I was just commenting at the value that Anderson has.

          • Accent Shallow says:

            Using WAR to evaluate pitchers is a little misleading, since they use FIP mainly to determine it, rather than ERA.

            While FIP is more useful than ERA for determining what a pitcher is going to do going forward, value is value — a pitcher who throws a perfect game on 27 balls in play is more valuable for that game than someone who gives up 5 runs while striking out 15, even if the latter is almost certain to be more valuable going forward.

        • His ERA isn’t as good as Niemann, Porcello, or Romero, yes. His W/L record should be irrelevant.

          He plays on the Athletics, for Mosakes. His team sucks.

          • alex gonzalez says:

            “His W/L record should be irrelevant”. what? what should they go by then? an 8-10 record means you are a bad pitcher. end of story. writers should just get drunk and pick from a hat, if that is irrelevant.

            • an 8-10 record means you are a bad pitcher.

              Yeah… no.

              • alex gonzalez says:

                how many “good” pitchers have lost more games than they have won? i would rather have a 5.00 era and be 15-0 then have a 1.00 era and be 5-10.

                • i would rather have a 5.00 era and be 15-0 then have a 1.00 era and be 5-10.

                  That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day.

                • alex gonzalez says:

                  so you hate wins? is that we you are saying? you would rather have more losses if it meant you could have pretty numbers. wow, just wow.

                • JobaWockeeZ says:

                  Another stupid straw man?

                  You said a guy with a 8-10 record is a bad pitcher. If they have a 1.00 ERA with bad run support he is still a good pitcher. Now you’re off saying “LOL U DUN LIEK WINS?!?!?” when explaining that’s a scenario where wins are OVERRATED.

                  I gotta agree. This line of thinking is the stupidest thing I’ve heard all day. It even overtakes Joba and Hughes to the pen in the batshit insane meter.

                • There’s a difference between pitcher wins and team wins. You should look up said difference before you continue to spout off.

                • Mike Pop says:

                  Dude, just stop.

                • alex gonzalez says:

                  a pitcher who is 15-0 has 15 team wins. a pitcher who is 5-10 still has 10 losses for the team. the most important thing is a team winning, a pitcher with 10 losses means that the team lost. I thought the most important thing was team wins. not any of those stats made by mathematicians who can hardly understand them.

                • So the offense doesn’t play at all into a win. Gotcha.

                • Dirt says:

                  Yeah, but maybe it wasn’t his fault, as in, they lost 1-0…

                • I’ll expand on that. Pitcher wins factor in a pitcher’s performance AND offense, combined. A guy can go out and allow 2 runs every time. If his team scores more than 2 runs, he wins. If they score the same, he gets a no decision. If they score fewer, he loses. Notice how the situation here is completely contingent upon the offense, a factor over which the pitcher has zero control.

                • JobaWockeeZ says:

                  You don’t understand ERA? It’s simple. Look it up if you find it to be complicated. Cause that’s the only state we’ve used against your claims.

                  And again your argument makes no sense. You said who’s the better pitcher. Wins do not determine whether a pitcher is good or not. Why not? Because wins are hugely based off the their OFFENSE which pitchers here have no control of. It’s stupid to think that the 5-10 1.00 ERA pitcher is worse than the 5.00 ERA 10-5 pitcher.

                • alex gonzalez says:

                  the result of the game is the most important thing. the pitcher has to get wins, if that means the offense is good, that means the team is good. i see where every one is coming from, but it is wrong. i guess we will just have to agree to disagree.

                • JobaWockeeZ says:

                  The pitcher can’t get wins if his offense is worse than the Pittsburgh Pirates.

                • No, we will not agree to disagree, because you refuse to acknowledge the linchpin here.

                  Some pitchers do not get a lot of run support. It’s not a consistent thing, usually year to year. Look at Randy Johnson. Dude’s ERA was way high in 2006, but he won 17 games. Why? He had the best run support in the league, by a long shot.

                  Offense matters in pitcher wins. If you don’t acknowledge this, then we’ll agree to disagree, but you will be wrong.

                • Like I said, dumbest shit I’ve heard all day.

                  Maybe all month.

                • In other news, you can’t get to India by sailing West.

                  /1491′d

            • JobaWockeeZ says:

              Who’s the better pitcher? The guy who pitches 2 run games every game but his team scores none so his record is 0-10 or the guy who has a 10-0 record with 10+ run support each game with a ERA of 6?

  2. VO says:

    Ok the YES network definitely reads RAB.

  3. Salty Buggah says:

    Bartlett is fucker

  4. Dela G says:

    wow that wasn’t expected…

  5. Accent Shallow says:

    Really? Bartlett takes both of our phenoms out? I still refuse to believe he’s any good.

  6. BigBlueAL says:

    Posada mustve called that pitch from the dugout.

  7. Dela G says:

    cmon joba, throw strikes

  8. Teix is the Man says:

    I can’t believe Bartlett hit that out….it looked way too far inside for Bartlett to do anything.

  9. BklynJT says:

    Wow Joba…. The rate he’s going, would it be possible that he doesn’t even pitch in the playoffs. There is only so much hope you can place on “potential”. How about some “results” please?

  10. Free Mike Vick says:

    93mph…right over the heart of the plate…not going to get a lot of people out throwing like that.

  11. charlespoet says:

    Going out on a limb and saying that Joba has to be hurt. Otherwise, it means he has blown his wad for the year and these extra innings are defeating him.

    But, he no longer has any rhythm to his pitching and his location is just horrible. He is relying to much on his slider that is no longer effective because he has no movement on his fastball.

    Joba either needs to go to the pen for the post season or be shut down completely.

  12. GG says:

    Wow Pujols is at 47 HR’s today….he;s good

  13. Dela G says:

    great job with the K there

  14. Drew says:

    I hate when Posada doesn’t block balls. Oh wait…

  15. Teix is the Man says:

    Crawford’s the kind of guy that pisses me off when he’s on the opposition, but would also love to have on my team.

  16. Free Mike Vick says:

    ok molina…lets starting playing baseball..thanks

  17. Riddering says:

    In the offseason, Joba should practice how to keep runners from stealing with help from Gardner.

    In the DR.

    For the hell of it.

  18. Salty Buggah says:

    I can has a DP?

  19. JGS says:

    thats 1 “you can’t predict baseball” from Sterling already

    also, shit

  20. charlespoet says:

    Wow. He just looks horrible and lost on the mound. Joba, season over. Figure it out and come back strong next year.

  21. Salty Buggah says:

    Jeter to Joba: Dont blow the game. I’m going to at least tie the Yankees hits record today and I dont want it to come in a loss!

  22. BigBlueAL says:

    Joba is making the decision about which ALDS series to choose pretty easy.

    • BklynJT says:

      If he doesn’t shown some signs of improvement, i wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t pitch in the playoffs at all.

  23. Drew says:

    Holy shit Flaherty, shut the fuck up.

  24. C says:

    How many more starts does Joba get before we just shut him down for the year? If he pitches like this his next couple of starts, how can we risk having him start in the playoffs?

  25. MLB Ticker says:

    Joba’s trying his darndest to make the Yankees choose the 3-starter schedule for the first round of the playoffs.

  26. Tim says:

    They screwed this kid up. He’s a closer

  27. Riddering says:

    That’s what I like to see, Jobber!

  28. Accent Shallow says:

    Heh. There’s a reason you were down until Pena got hurt, Richard.

  29. Salty Buggah says:

    Meh, Pena would have K’ed too.

  30. Henry says:

    Joba is one of my fav. Yanks (along with Cano and others, but not imp.), but he is REALLY fucking pissing me off. I get so damn frustrated watching him struggle like this. And as I’m fucking typing Joba has the balls to overpower a guy and K him. Son of a bitch. Lol

    • Johan Iz My Brohan says:

      If he would do that every time lol, he is one of my favorite Yankees too. I don’t like seeing him struggle like this, but if it makes him learn, and become a better pitcher next year, I am all for seeing him struggle this year. Sometimes we forget how young this guy is, and how much potential he has.

      • Lefty says:

        Oh believe me, I hear ya, and I DO realize his potential and how young he is, and that’s what makes him one of favs. But what frustrates the living shit outta me is the fact that besides his youth and potential, he can get batters out but he has been having trouble doing so for the past month and a half…

  31. The Artist says:

    I’m amazed at what’s become of the Rays. Up until as late as a week ago, they were 4-5 games back and I was still waiting for then to bust out of it and make a run at the Sox. Now they’re roadkill.

    They’re still a very talented team, but it just goes to show how much has to go right for a small market team like them to have a year like last year. Good health overall, productive seasons, and at least a useful bullpen that you can patch together.

    Who would have thought Upton would go that far backwards this year? Dionar Navarro’s another big disappointment. I guess it shouldn’t surprise anyone when a young pitcher struggles, but expectations were huge for Price as well. They’ve had surprises on the upside, too. with Bartlett and Zobrist being two of them.

    On balance, I thought they would have enough but they didn’t.

  32. JGS says:

    did suzyn just imply that there was no one in AAA that can throw 95?

  33. Salty Buggah says:

    Fire Eiland and make Jeter the pitching coach!!!!

  34. Dela G says:

    got out of it

    attaboy joba

  35. Drew says:

    Way to go Jober.

  36. Free Mike Vick says:

    i can has 94-95mph on the corners all night Joba?

  37. pat says:

    Just got outta teh shower.. WhatTheFuck?

  38. Teix is the Man says:

    Joba goes one innin’ gives up two runs wid da three strike owts and da crowd goes gaga fo’ Joba!
    -Francesa’d

  39. pat says:

    JETER U SNEAKY BASTARD

  40. Drew says:

    Yeahhhh boy! bunt that shit!

  41. Stryker says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha well, that’s one way to do it….

  42. BigBlueAL says:

    Thataboy Jetes!!

  43. The Artist says:

    Hahahahah!!!

    If you see an opening, take it.

  44. I don’t want Derek Jeter bunting.

    /Moneyball’d

  45. Riddering says:

    JETER WITH THE BUNT.

    I effing love baseball.

  46. Free Mike Vick says:

    HELL YES! Bunt!

  47. MLB Ticker says:

    What a way to break out of a an overhyped slump. Hopefully that’ll get him going again.

  48. J.R. says:

    Jeter just child please’d Nieman.

  49. Accent Shallow says:

    Check out this awful column. (Not the Shysterball post, the column he links to). I already sent a letter to the editor, and you should consider doing so as well. Or just read and be generally appalled.

    http://www.hardballtimes.com/m.....lumn-ever/

  50. Mike Pop says:

    Niemann is a monster.

  51. Lefty says:

    Hah! Jeter was running like his ass was on fire… Like Kevin Hart said in one of his standups “You know when you’re being chased and it feels like the person chasing you is like reaching out and touching the back of your neck, that’s when you really shift into your last possible gear and start to haul ass” Well that was Jetes…

  52. Dela G says:

    great job by jetes

  53. MLB Ticker says:

    Jeter had Neimann’s delivery read to a tee.

  54. Salty Buggah says:

    ESPN: A rival talent evaluator believes that the Dodgers are better with Juan Pierre in the lineup.

    The evaluator points to the struggles Manny Ramirez has had this season.

    “He still is a good technical hitter, and he’s still a dangerous hitter. But he’s not driving the ball anywhere close to what he was doing in the second half of last year. I know the Dodgers would never bench him, but right now, I think they’re a better team with Juan Pierre in the lineup than him, because Pierre at least energizes the team. Manny is a bad outfielder, and if he’s not hitting, you notice that a lot more,” the man told ESPN’s Buster Olney.

    Agreed on defense but really?

    • Zack says:

      Put this into the Alex is a 1B/DH Folder

    • JobaWockeeZ says:

      That’s why he belongs in the AL as a DH. He should opt out of his contract to go to an AL team. *cough* Yanks

    • Hmm… I’ll take Manny’s large sample over Manny’s small sample, and Juan Pierre’s large sample over Juan Pierre’s small sample.

      This could be the first sign of Manny’s apocalypse, but I’ll bet against it. Going long on porkbelly futures.

      • You know what? I’ll bite. I don’t think it’s going to be some sort of sudden downfall or Mannyocalypse, but I think we’re firmly in the decline phase of Manny’s career. Dude will be 38 next year and, while I’m sure a lot of you won’t like this next point, he’s probably not taking the same PED’s he used to take now that he got busted. I think we’re in for the last couple of years of Manny being Manny.

    • YankeeScribe says:

      Is this the same talent evaluator who said A-Rod was on his last legs?

    • Riddering says:

      Dodgers with a burning hot Pierre > Dodgers with an average Manny

      Neither are going to last forever, so Manny is the sensible option to put regularly in LF. Personally, I enjoyed watching the Dodgers more with Pierre but unfortunately that doesn’t effect managing decisions and team success.

  55. Riddering says:

    Jeter now among the greats–Damon, Abreu…

  56. Dela G says:

    damn that was a nasty curve to tex

  57. Salty Buggah says:

    Damn, he hit that kinda well, just a bit over (I think) it.

  58. pat says:

    I’d be willing to bet alot that a 92mph fastball from Jeff Neimann generates as much force as a 92mph fastball from anybody else. I respect Flash because he clearly knows more about baseball and playing baseball than I ever could, but I don’t know if you could find a real scientific evidence that his 92mph fastball generates more force on impact. I can agree that maybe it is harder to center, or feels “heavier” because it is coming on more of a downward plane than your average 6’1″ pitcher, but not with more force.

    • Accent Shallow says:

      I feel like it being harder to center would result in it being caught more awkwardly, which would in fact be more painful. Not necessarily more force, but the force distributed in a less-efficient manner.

      • pat says:

        Yes, that’s what I was thinking. Your muscles are used to catching the ball and bracing for impact from one plane that they get a little bit of a different workout when the ball comes from much higher.

      • The Artist says:

        That’s a good theory, maybe he as a catcher has trouble picking the ball up just like the hitter’s do.

        But a guy that tall with much longer arms than most pitchers must affect the way the ball travels. Maybe the speed isn’t greater, but the ball spins more times on its way, as Kay suggested.

        • Accent Shallow says:

          Higher RPMs from taller pitchers? That’s something we could measure with pitchFX. Alternatively, higher ending velocity due to being released closer to the plate?

  59. Salty Buggah says:

    Tex didnt take it himself even though he probably would have beat our Navarro?

  60. Accent Shallow says:

    Who else would have bet on BJ Upton having a huge year? Good thing my gambling is non-baseball-related.

    There’s always 2010. (I’d be thrilled if they gave him away after this year, in order to keep Crawford and Desmond Jennings, but that’s unlikely)

  61. Drew says:

    I love how Flaherty ignores 4 pitches in a row 93, 94,95,94 mph , yet picks every 90mph to fill his Joba to dah pen agenda.

    • Zack says:

      what is the YES gun reading? Because i dont think they look at gameday

      • Drew says:

        It did read 95 94 a few times. When Flaherty saw it in the Bartlett AB he said, he looks like he did in the bullpen! lol I really can’t take this any more. I’d almost rather switch to ESPN if it wasn’t blacked out.

  62. The Artist says:

    Has anyone ever heard the sound of two men simultaneously drowning?

    If you haven’t, just turn up the sound on tonight’s YES broadcast.

  63. Salty Buggah says:

    Joba has settled down…But he TEH SUckY SucKY!!!!

  64. Zack says:

    “UPDATE, 7:19 p.m.: Joba looks silly at this point. He lacks command, velocity and now he’s shaking off Jose Molina.

    Too bad they can’t send him back to the minors. That’s what he needs.”

    So Pete is starting up the Joba to the minors crap again?

  65. Lefty says:

    If you ask me, we need to see the old Joba, the fist pumping, wearing emotions on his sleave Joba. Honestly, now this may just be a stupid hunch, but I think that might be affecting Joba more than one might believe. I mean think about it, he has a VERY STRONG personality (to say the least) and having to worry about keeping his emotions in check might be like distracting him or maybe that’s what is contributing to his diminish in his overall “stuff”. What do you guys think? Stupid hunch or might have some truth to it? lol

    • pat says:

      Dude, baseball players are a weird,tricky, superstitious,ritualistic bunch. It would not surprise me if those two things were connected. It seems unlikely but who knows.

      • Lefty says:

        Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. Because I just put myself in his shoes and tried to figure out what it could possibly be that’s wrong with him, since I myself am currently a pitcher in college baseball, and aside from the obvious (like nagging injury of somesort or poor mechanics) that’s the best I could come up with, and the more I think about it, the more sense it makes to me.

        • Dirt says:

          I’m also a college pitcher, and I stopped watching because i got so fed up with Joba, and now I’m watching the US Open, but at the beginning of the game he wasn’t getting on top of his pitches AT ALL. That’s why so many of his pitches were ending up and in

          • Lefty says:

            Yea, he really wasn’t at all, but that’s the least of my worries right now. I’m talking about overall since his struggles have started.

            • Dirt says:

              Yeah, but I would argue that it affects control, and I haven’t really noticed but that could be affecting his overall appearances

    • Drew says:

      I think we’ll see the fist pumpin, screaming into the glove when he gets back on a roll. Hard to be super exuberant when you’re getting knocked around.

      • Lefty says:

        No,we won’t. Since late last year, when they told Joba to town his temper down, he really has not been the same pitcher, IMHO, stuff wise. Last year we said it could have been just some lingering effects of the shoulder injury or maybe some effects from being shut down, and it could’ve been that, no doubt, but since it has carried over to this year, I’m led to believe that it isn’t that, since everyone is claiming that he is perfectly healthy.

  66. MLB Ticker says:

    Seems like Dontrelle has been cured from his anxiety disorder http://bit.ly/3GLIcl

    I’d be anxious if I sucked like him him and knew that I may have to pitch in the big league’s once again.

  67. Maybe this’ll be like the Boston game for Joba: struggles early but good from there on out. Settle, bud. Settle.

  68. BklynJT says:

    oh, now joba throwing mid 90s… wtf is with the inconsistency

  69. Drew says:

    Al’s the man, as usual.

  70. Accent Shallow says:

    Not thrilled that it took him so long to put away Bartlett, but you have to love working quickly and ground ball outs.

  71. Salty Buggah says:

    1st fuckin baseman

  72. pat says:

    Jamie Lynn is a cutie.

  73. Accent Shallow says:

    Things I’m not thrilled about: how I bet every other thread in the offseason will feature arguments about Hughes-as-setup-man, just like 2007-2008. Yargh.

  74. It’s all Hughes, John. It has nothing to do with the starters or the offense clicking or getting Rodriguez back. Nope. All Hughes to the bullpen.

    • Mike Pop says:

      Pretty funny how things work out.

    • Accent Shallow says:

      Well, having a quality setup man is a help. Remember how Sabathia was left in too long in Fenway, and Aceves being brought into a jam in the bottom of the eighth, because he was the best non-Mo reliever?

  75. pat says:

    HAHAHA HOT DOGGIN

  76. Accent Shallow says:

    Robbie is good. Niemann isn’t.

  77. Lefty says:

    Wow, I’m really surprised that B.J. didn’t make that play…

  78. E-ROC says:

    Damn lazy Dominicans in the outfield………..oh wait.

  79. Drew says:

    He was MR COOLIN IT!!

  80. PinstripesForeverDouglas says:

    Facepalm on national audience. Good job BJ

  81. Drew says:

    Come on Brett, what exactly are you looking for?

  82. MLB Ticker says:

    Cano would have gotten roasted had he done what Upton just did.

    Upton didn’t even run after the ball — lazy bum.

  83. Mike HC says:

    Am I the only one who didn’t think that Upton was “mr. cooling it” or hot dogging it. He tracked the ball to within a foot or two of the wall and then just dropped it. It was not a mental error, but a physical one.

  84. Drew says:

    In Upton’s defense, that’s how he catches the ball, he makes that play 99/100 times. We see him do it first hand allllll the time.

    • Mike HC says:

      Very true, and what did the YES guys expect him to do. Run full speed to within an inch of the wall, stop on a dime, then quickly turn and catch it. I thought he tracked it well, just messed the catch up.

  85. PinstripesForeverDouglas says:

    Am I the only one who was dissapointed not to see a squeeze or suicide play with Gardner at the plate?

    • The Artist says:

      Yeah, I generally like bunting w/Gardner. He’s so damn fast he always has a good chance to beat it out.

      If I’m him, I bunt it right at that big doofis on the mound.

  86. Drew says:

    That is how you MR COOL it!

  87. VO says:

    They aren’t doing the simulated first inning are they?

  88. The Artist says:

    If that’s it, Joba was terrific tonight. Big step forward.

  89. alex gonzalez says:

    joba settled down, cool. does anyone know if they are still doing that special warmup thing with him? the one they started after he had first inning struggles early on in the year.

  90. Zack says:

    so maybe people shouldnt overreact about 1 inning

  91. Riddering says:

    Joba’s hearkening back to his last start at the Trop.

    “Damn, why’d I forget how easy this is?”

  92. DGeezy says:

    jeter’s dad sounds like cleveland from family guy

    • Johan Iz My Brohan says:

      looks like him too

      • pat says:

        I was gonna bust your balls for implying that Charles Jeter and Cleveland look alike just because they’re black. Turns out they actually do look similar except Cleveland doesn’t wear glasses.

  93. The Artist says:

    I got such a kick out of that interview last night. You don’t often see player’s parents interviewed, and they’re such a nice couple.

  94. My reaction to Kay dogging the fans for ball reading: Pot. Kettle. Black.

  95. Drew says:

    I gotta go with Home Runs.

  96. MLB Ticker says:

    Anyone hear about the A-Rod-Kate Hudson engagement rumors?

    Personally, I think he’s been more into the game since the whole divorce/Madonna episode.

    • The Artist says:

      Pfffft. PR bullshit, I don’t believe it. Jeter’s been engaged to every girlfriend he’s ever dated according to Page 6. With his road habits, he’d be silly to get married again. Unless he meets a bisexual chick who likes muscular women like he does. (Kate Hudson . . .uhhh, no comment)

      I’ll bet good money Jete’s doesn’t get married till he’s done playing. Lots of players like him are that way. Actually, it’s the big money star players who get married while their playing that often cheat on their wives when they’re on the road, so staying single is actually the honest way to go for many ballplayers.

  97. pat says:

    Flash is about as fun as a bag of dicks. Geez lighten up dude.

  98. Riddering says:

    Ace: Gimme all your wins!

  99. pat says:

    Ima say Chipper Jones.

  100. First, that’s grammatically incorrect–it should be “in his career.” Second, I thought they’d give Joba another inning. Damn. Well, innings 2 and 3 were nice.

  101. alex gonzalez says:

    Time for aceves to get another won of those horrible things called a win. he could be 11-1. but w-l doesn’t mean anything.

  102. Dela G says:

    good job ace

  103. pat says:

    Damn you Eddie Murray and Chili Davis.

  104. pat says:

    Damn, Arod was waiting on that changeup and still missed it.

  105. Dela G says:

    damn that was a close play at second

  106. The Artist says:

    Zobrist needs to work on the patented ‘Cano across the body throw’.

  107. The Artist says:

    Gardner broke his wrist?

    I bet his thumb will be sorry to hear that.

  108. Dela G says:

    prediction time

    the yanks score at least 3 runs through the order the next time

  109. Dela G says:

    lol at this doofy lookin kid

  110. Mike Pop says:

    I think Aceves should be the starter and Joba should go to the pen based on their records.

  111. pat says:

    Crawford LOOOOVES the short RF porch. GODDAMNIT IT WANT THAT MOFUGGER IN LF NEXT YEAR

  112. pat says:

    It seems like the more the yankees win the less people come to the game chats, shit’s too boring i guess.

  113. Nels says:

    Quick question for those of you watching on ESPN. Is Dave O’brein doing the play by play? If so, what sort of approach does he take toward the Yankees, because when he is doing Red Sox games on the radio, he loves to root against them. A lot.

  114. Johan Iz My Brohan says:

    1 more!!

  115. Drew says:

    Kay you are fucking terrible.

  116. Seriously, Michael? You suck at this.

  117. Dela G says:

    kay with ANOTHER reading the ball fail

  118. Bob Stone says:

    Upton always plays too shallow. Jeter’s double must be the tenth Yankee hit I’ve seen this year over his head. He did dog it on this one.

  119. pat says:

    Oh man, Jeter for the cycle tonight? Ties Lou with a triple, takes first place with a HR. That would be fucking epic.

  120. Drew says:

    C’mon we gotta get ace the dubya.