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River Ave. Blues » The Onion nails this whole steroid bit

The Onion nails this whole steroid bit

January 13, 2008 by Benjamin Kabak 4 Comments

Brackman to begin throwing next week
At least one New York sports team can win in the playoffs

Hilarious:

“This is a textbook case of slander: If steroids had not injected themselves—maliciously and with premeditation—into Mr. Clemens’ bloodstream on multiple occasions, people would not be accusing my client of taking steroids,” Clemens’ lawyer Rusty Hardin said in a statement released Tuesday.

Brackman to begin throwing next week
At least one New York sports team can win in the playoffs

Filed Under: Asides Tagged With: Roger Clemens

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