There’s no tying in baseball!

RAB Exclusive: Interview with Chad Jennings
Wait, you feel sorry for us?

AzFL Peoria (5-3 win over Surprise)
Brett Gardner: 1 for 4, 1 R, 1 K
Juan Miranda: 2 for 4, 1 R, 1 HR, 2 RBI – tied for the league lead with 5 homers, second with 17 steaks
Steven “don’t call me” White: 4 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 3 K – someone out there has to get that reference…

HWB Honolulu (2-2 tie with Waikiki)
Austin Jackson: 1 for 4, 1 K – thrown out at third
Anthony Claggett: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K – lefties are hitting .448 off him, righties .225

FYI – the Guess the PED Users game is kaput. It turns out the report claiming that 11 free agents will be named PED users in the Mitchell Report was inaccurate. Good thing I didn’t spend too much thinking up a prize.

RAB Exclusive: Interview with Chad Jennings
Wait, you feel sorry for us?
  • Joseph P.

    I ain’t part of no conspiracy, I’m just your average Joe.

    • dan

      Damn you, I knew it was dodgeball.

      • Joseph P.

        Nah. Not Dodgeball. NOFX.

        • dan

          I need to brush up on my pop culture knowledge.

  • JP

    That song kicks ass! That should be his new nickname.

    Dude, if Miranda really hit that HR out to dead CF he’s a beast! There’s a 40ft batters eye that’s part of the OF wall in that stadium

  • Brian

    Wow, that’s a lot of steaks. If that’s the secret to his homerun power, let’s put a bat in Joba’s hands!
    Assuming it’s “steals,” that is really amazing. Anybody right now wishing the Yankees kept Soriano at 2nd and brought up Cano at 3rd, with Miranda possibly coming up 1? This is all thanks to an indiscriminate eye to contracts, etc.

    • Joseph P.

      I think by “steaks” he meant RBI. Ribbies. Get it?

  • Alan

    Wow, Steven White finally had a decent outing.