If I’m Roger Clemens…


…my first pitch to Gary Sheffield is a fastball right under his chin on Saturday. Sheff can’t keep saying stuff like and not get a response from some Yankee pitcher.

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  1. Adam says:

    No, No, No.

    Not Roger Clemens, we need him.

    Kyle Farnsworth, buddy.

    Farnsy’s suspension will actually be good for the team.

  2. Count Zero says:

    Agreed Adam. :-)

    Shef has had a disconnect between his brain and his mouth since birth — that is precisely why I was thrilled when the Yankees traded him even though I knew we would miss his bat.

  3. Freddy says:

    I agree Adam. He did plunk the first guy he faced yesterday…whats one more?

  4. lenny says:

    Roger Clemens, has to bean these big mouths to teach them some respect
    and put the fear into to them

  5. The Scout says:

    Why, so he can earn another suspension and we get to see Igawa, Karstens, et al start in his place?

  6. Barry says:

    if its sheff’s first at bat he rocket wouldnt get suspended because he wouldnt be warned yet. i say fuck the chin, split his helmet.

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