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River Ave. Blues ยป Turns out that Chris Britton isn’t sleeping with Cashman’s wife; he’s sleeping with Torre’s wife

Turns out that Chris Britton isn’t sleeping with Cashman’s wife; he’s sleeping with Torre’s wife

August 26, 2007 by Mike 7 Comments

Curtis Granderson stayed up past his bedtime
Memo to Joe Torre

From the Official Site:

The manager said he planned to speak with Henn, who has had two games end on this road trip while he has been on the mound. Henn is expecting the birth of his first child in the near future and has “a lot of things going on,” Torre said. … General manager Brian Cashman inquired about stocking the Yankees with another pitcher from the Minor Leagues, Torre said, but the early-morning telephone offer was rejected.

Isn’t this what the bereavement list is for? To let guys take a short leave to deal with personal stuff while allowing the team to call someone up in his place?

Get used to this Chris Britton (140 career OPS+), this is your life. Ridiculous.

(hat tip to NoMaas)

Curtis Granderson stayed up past his bedtime
Memo to Joe Torre

Filed Under: Asides Tagged With: Chris Britton

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