Fan-on-the-Field Photo Caption Contest, Redux

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Ok, folks. Let’s try that again. This time with more answer choices. We screwed up last time. So we’ll do it right this time.

We’re going all-out here. We’ve selected 19 captions for you to vote on and we’ll keep this one open until Sunday night at 11:59 p.m. or until the Yankees move into first place, whichever comes first. As an added incentive, the top three winners who share a valid mailing address with us will all receive the Yankees World Series DVD box set. Again, you can only vote once per IP address per day.

The Fan-on-the-Field Photo Caption Contest
  • In a surprising moment of clarity, an inebriated Townie argues that Damon was, indeed, safe at first.
    104% of all votes
  • Now playing…ing…ing. In Left Field…field…field. Dipstick Douchebag…Douchebag.
    125% of all votes
  • “Oh no, grass stains on my new khakis! Mom’s gonna kill me!!”
    2912% of all votes
  • Even being tackled, Sully was still less of a defensive liability than Manny…
    156% of all votes
  • Just one more unfunny moment in the career of Dane Cook.
    4920% of all votes
  • Jacoby Ellsbury attempts to do anything Johnny Damon can do: even if it means wearing Yankee gear in left field.
    31% of all votes
  • Cano you di’int
    21% of all votes
  • “Ruben Rivera’s accomplice gets nabbed at last!”
    42% of all votes
  • “Dammit! The Red Sox DO NOT SUCK!”
    10% of all votes
  • Tired of the futility of his efforts, Theo Epstein makes a dash to join the “Evil Empire”, before John Henry tackled him and hauled him back.
    2811% of all votes
  • I don’t have no friggin laptops!
    3313% of all votes
  • “Sorry buddy, but the punishment for wearing a Yankees cap at Fenway is… ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!”
    125% of all votes
  • Moments later, Flynnie has second thoughts about his impromptu campaign event to become president of Red Sox Nation.
    52% of all votes
  • New Era’s 2007 ad campaign: “Some people will do anything to get their hands on the new 59Fifty Authentic MLB caps with moisture management technology!!!”
    208% of all votes
  • “Red Sox fan claims Yankees reporter Kim Jones offered him $50 and oral relief for the hat”
    146% of all votes
  • The fashion police in effect, no white pants after labor day!
    83% of all votes
  • I guess this is why Uncle Jason told me to always wear a facemask since you never know when you might be facing a beating.
    52% of all votes
Total Votes: 250 Started: September 20, 2007 Back to Vote Screen
The longest day of the season
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