Sep
25

The Clemens news just keeps getting better and better

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Roger Clemens has been shut down for the remainder of the regular season. He is expected to pitch in the playoffs and be sharp on three weeks’ rest. Also, pigs are expected to fly, and the temperatures in hell are supposedly dropping to about 30 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow.

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2 Comments»

  1. Lil Jimmy Norden says:

    clemens will be just fine, hell be plenty rested by the time his turn comes up

  2. Marsha says:

    I think the Yanks deserve a refund from Roger. Time to refigure how much he earned per game pitched.

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