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The Clemens news just keeps getting better and better

By Benjamin Kabak

Roger Clemens has been shut down for the remainder of the regular season. He is expected to pitch in the playoffs and be sharp on three weeks’ rest. Also, pigs are expected to fly, and the temperatures in hell are supposedly dropping to about 30 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow.

Posted on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 at 11:51 pm in Asides.

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Lil Jimmy Norden says:

clemens will be just fine, hell be plenty rested by the time his turn comes up

 
Marsha says:

I think the Yanks deserve a refund from Roger. Time to refigure how much he earned per game pitched.

 
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