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River Ave. Blues ยป As always, The Onion gets it right

As always, The Onion gets it right

April 17, 2008 by Benjamin Kabak 4 Comments

As pitching falters, offense comes alive
Jorge is a no-go tonight

Yankees bury Bernie Williams under new stadium for good luck: “By giving Bernie this chance, we have once again proven why we are the classiest organization in all of sports,” Yankees President Randy Leving said to The Onion. “Lesser teams would have overreacted to this whole curse thing and buried Derek Jeter.”

As pitching falters, offense comes alive
Jorge is a no-go tonight

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