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2009 AL East Champions

By Mike Axisa

2009 AL East Champs

Posted on Sunday, September 27th, 2009 at 5:14 pm in News.

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Shdwrptr says:

Finally. They deserved it with 100 wins.

 
 
Brooklyn Ed says:

0/8 against the Sox is meaningless!

I wonder if Girardi will put out a C lineup from here on now?

 
JackISBACK says:

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Peter Gammons looks like he’s about to cry on ESPN now. And Kruk trying to say that it means nothing if they don’t go anywhere.

Anyway, WHOOOO!!!!!!!!

I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

Gammons should just wear his Red Sox hat and jersey on the air and stop trying to pretend he has a shred of objectivity.

Similarly, Kruk should wear a dunce cap and admit his IQ is Gump-like.

Don’t insult Forrest.

 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

That’s an insult to Forrest.

 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Jenny would never bang Kruk.

I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

How could she? No way you can find his manhood underneath all that blubber.

Sean Serritella says:

I thought women liked a little “meat” on their men?

 
icedtea says:

He has no manhood due to an errant pick off throw.

 
 
 
Sean Serritella says:

I enjoyed watching them trip over their words when it came to the Yankees.

 
 
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

I think its awesome our big boys Tex and Alex scored the tying and winning runs and the guy who apparently Lil Nino is better than brought them in.

 
pat says:

This game was on fuckin ESPN and no mention of it on the dot com. EFFF YOUUUU

 
Frankie says:

Nice. Now they can rest all the starters.

 
D says:

All is right in the Universe.

 
Rey22 says:

And in Boston’s face too. Beautiful.

 
Salty Buggah says:

I hope YES or ESPN have the celebration videos online because I want to see them.

pat says:
 
 
Jake says:

Swisha getting his DRANK on

 

Continuing the story… So they cut back to Kruk and he says something like ‘yeah, sure the Yankees are partying, but did you see guys like Posada and Jeter doing the partying?’ Cut to Kim Jones interviewing a champagne-soaked Derek Jeter over on YES. (And, as Riddering noted in the other thread, Mo is spraying everyone with champagne.)

So, again, just to reinforce the point… John Kruk is a fucking moron.

ShuutoHeat says:

That’s a harsh blow to all the morons in this world. Morons are better than Kruk.

 
 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Mariano talking in the third person again, “Thank God”. What an ego.

Dela G says:
 
Salty Buggah says:
 
 
JMK says:

Comment of the day goes to Andy.

 
Kiersten says:

100 wins. Sweep the Sox. From 0-8 to 9-9. Clinch best in AL. Clinch the East.

Does it really get any better than this (before Oct. 1st)???

Kiersten says:

Whoops, that was not supposed to nest there. My b.

 
 
 
Dela G says:

can you believe we won back to back games on Fox and ESPN?

I can only remember doing that once before, also against boston (the bronx beatdown in august…)

Bob Stone says:

That is truly amazing!

 
 

Swisher’s awesome. Pounding champagne mid-interview.

 

Imagine Swisher when drunk!
Damn his interview was full of win.

 
Drew says:

Ha how can u take Teix seriously with some blue ass goggles on.

 
Tampa Yankee says:

Did Gammons actually say that “Hughes and Rivera are by far the best 1-2 combination in the game right now”

WOW…

JMK says:

Yes. And Kruk thought Swisher was a key component. This is like the Twilight Zone.

 
I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

Yeah, but he said it with such sadness in his voice, it reminded me of Pedro making the Yankees are his daddy comment.

 
 
 
Ivan says:

Come home from work and the yankees win the division. I love this, I really fuckin do.

 

SWISHER IS AWESOME.

As is them soaking KJ.

 
Drew says:
 
JMK says:

Peter is a very attractive man. Wow.

 
Randy A. says:

David Cone’s mouth is watering watching all of them pound bottles of champagne.

 
pat says:

They’re gonna be hung over as fuck tomorrow, might as well forfeit.

Riddering says:

Girardi’s making sure the C lineup is sober for the Royals.

Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Yeah, because the one thing baseball players are not used to doing the night before baseball games is drink.

 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Nah, play the F lineup. No starters at all, except one of Gardy and Melky (if he’s sober).

Drew says:

Melky gettin krunk son!!

 
ShuutoHeat says:

I say throw the grounds keeping crew out there to play.

 
 
 
 
Riddering says:
Salty Buggah says:

Me too :(

They better post those videos online. I am going to E-mail the fuck out of them if they dont and force them to.

 
 
Brent says:

Kim Jones champagne bukkake.

JMK says:

Paging Michael Kay…Paging Michael Kay…you are needed in the Champagne room…

 
 
ShuutoHeat says:
 
 
Accent Shallow says:
 
Scooter says:

Suzyn Waldman: “They just got Kim Jones”

And they’re pouring champagne on her, too

 
Will says:

ESPN’s headline: “first division title since 2006″.

Zack says:

what about being in the red sox’s heads after going 9-1 against them? fire francona articles? papi disgrace of the game? pitchers only like to throw to tek? turmoil in the clubhouse?

no? oh well 100 wins with a week to play says it all

 
 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Motorcycle Cop: “So, Ms. Jones why do you smell like alcohol tonight?”

 
Jersey says:

Johnny Damon still can’t pronounce “Teixeira.”

JMK says:

He has a legit speech problem.

Jersey says:

I thought it was just a stutter?

JMK says:

Perhaps it’s because “Teixiera,” when pronounced correctly, actually sounds like a lisp and Damon, having already battled a stuttering problem, just doesn’t want to take a chance at it?

Jersey says:

Well, guess that’s it then.

 
 
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Never has been able to. Never will until Tex tells some of teammates its not Tex-era, its Tesh-era but he probably wont.

ShuutoHeat says:

He should just legally change his name to “Tex” or “Big Tex”.

 
 
 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Big George is back in Tampa raging about all of the excess facial hair.

 

Clinching the AL East, 100 games, and a sweep of the Sux in the new House…oh, how sweet!

 
Ken says:

Anything less than a World Championship is unacceptable. They will embaress all of us if they don’t.

 
 
Drew says:

lol at Kruk hating on Al.

Al “I’m just living in the moment..”

Kruk “Well, yeah, living in the moment but where’s he been the past five years?”

Salty Buggah says:
 
 
 
 
Jake says:

Johnny slurring his words much?

Um, Johnny might have had a little Irish Coffee while on the bench.

 
 
Scooter says:

Rangers up 5-3 in the 8th – so the RS magic number could remain 3 after today.

Good thing the Sox are taking it easy getting ready for the playoffs

 
rbizzler says:

Awesome. So exciting to watch the ESPN guys eat crow while the Yanks pop the bubbly.

 

So, tomorrow’s lineup:

Gardner, CF
Pena, SS
Hinske, 3B
Shelley, RF
Miranda, 1B
Hairston, 2B
Cervelli, C
Molina, DH
Guzman, LF

I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

Sub Sabbathia for Molina, and I think you’ve got it!

pete says:

i actually think cc should pinch hit/dh one of these games. not for any legitimate practical reasons, just for fun

 
 
Drew says:

That lineup>>>>>> The Mets.

I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:
 

That’s cold, Drew. Funny, but cold. Ha!

 
 
Will says:
Marcos says:

They’re not gonna get THAT wasted…

 
 

Is there something lodged underneath the “L” key on your keyboard?

Actually, there was. Thanks.

PS: Try not flicking your boogers onto your keyboard next time.

JMK says:

My half-sister used to eat her boogers as a kid. I bet she still does. We’re still not on speaking terms.

Dude, you are an oversharing machine. You’re bringing the art of the overshare to new heights, it’s kind of a thing of beauty. ;-)

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JMK says:

I don’t think that qualifies as an overshare. It’s my father’s daughter (he’s a serial adulterer) and we haven’t spoken in over a decade.

 
JMK says:

An overshare would have been, “When I was 13 my mother told me to stop masturbating in the bathtub because mommy could get pregnant. Awkward.”

 

… And you defend the first overshare by offering up another overshare.

(Just messing with you.)

 
Mike Pop says:
 

My comment above was in response to the info about your dad being a serial adulterer, not the masturbation story. I can’t even keep up anymore.

 
JMK aka The Overshare says:

I’m anti-Japanese. I have no shame. Life is too short to be that concerned about people getting sensitive over things.

That said, I still sleep with my baby blankey.

 
Accent Shallow says:

This is just too meta, even for me.

 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Were you bathing together?

 
JMK aka The Overshare says:

No Andy, our bathtub is not a tire swing. Sheesh.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
pat says:

I just wanna see Miranda.

 
Salty Buggah says:
 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

I’m taking the Yanks at a possible +125 moneyline.

 
 
Faiaz says:

Damn!! Jason Zillo is on top of his game. Did anyone catch him taking the bottle of beer away from Arod’s hand before Kim interviewed him? Arod giggled.

I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

Zillo gets the WWE belt today.

 
J says:

Hilarious!! Good eyes

 
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Pfft, I posted that picture (without the phrase I think) after the last sweep but whatever I dont care.

SWEEEEEP!

 
JMK says:
 
Tom Zig says:
 
wilcymoore says:
 
 
JMK says:

What would the Royals B lineup even look like? Would it blind everyone within 70 miles of the stadium? Would there be nuclear winter? Could the Mets beat them?

 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Gammons is arguing for CC for Cy Young because he beat the Red Sox 4 times. The VAUNTED RED SOX….

JMK says:

With Varitek in there it’s like an NL lineup.

 
I Remember Celerino Sanchez says:

Gammons = Zero Credibility

I was going to go blue with my remark, but I’m in too good of a mood.

 
 
J says:

Where do the yanks drink after games? I want to do shots with Swish

JMK says:

You couldn’t afford it.

 

Didn’t Giambi go to Dorian’s sometimes?

JMK says:

The only Redskins bar in all of New York?

I didn’t know that, but I do know that David Wells used to go there.

JMK says:

Yeah, I’ve been there a few times after work (a little expensive for my liking, but hey, it’s New York) and there’s Skins memorabilia all over the walls. Nice atmosphere there. I’d go back again. I can understand why Wells and Giambi would like it. Very casual sort of place.

I haven’t been there in years, I don’t remember the Skins stuff. I kinda think unless you’re David Wells or a 20 year old, that place might not be the best spot for you.

pete says:

Lets say a loosely RAB-affiliated bar opens up somewhere in the city…where should it be, and what should it serve?

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Drew says:

Jungle juice motherfucker!!! ALL DAY EVERY DAY

 

You’re about to get 30 comments about people’s favorite beers.

 
pete says:

no but like seriously…this needs to happen…where would be a good place to put a bar called R. A. B. (pending approval of mike/joe/ben, so that only true RABers actually know what its all about), and what would people here want?

 
JMK aka The Overshare says:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

We should just play the NY media members tomorrow.

1B Feinsand
LF Murti
2B Caldera
DH PeteAbe
RF Carig
SS Borden
CF McCarron
3B Bob Klap
C Hoch
P Kepner

JMK says:
AndrewYF says:

He would try to sabotage.

 
whozat says:

There’s no Designated Midget in the bigs.

JMK says:

So he would be the equivalent of a Cody Ransom without the hops?

 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

“WHAT???”

/Pedroia’d

 
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Manager/Hitting Coach/Pitching Coach/Bullpen Coach = Jason Zillo

 
Salty Buggah says:

Sherman, Lupica, and others for the bench/bullpen.

 
 
J says:

the question just occurred to me….are women officially not allowed to play MLB?

…disregarding the obvious physical limitations

Accent Shallow says:

Nope, nothing prohibiting it.

However, since so few women play baseball at a high level, we’re unlikely to see one anytime soon.

 
 
 
Souter Fell says:

Yanks officially own the ALE. The world is finally coming into balance.

 
Keanu Reeves says:

Today is a good day.

 
whozat says:

Dude, I asked myself the other day if Hughes was growing a playoff mustache, and he TOTALLY IS!

He looks so grim!

 

That is one dirty mustache Phil is rockin’.

Souter Fell says:

That stache should come with a van and a sign you’re legally andated to post on your front lawn.

 
whozat says:

I wonder if he’s doing the playoff stache all by himself, or if there’s going to be a bunch. I’d love to see Melky and Robbie try to grow them.

 
 
Souter Fell says:

What’s up with the Phil Hughestache?

 
Will says:

Haha. It looked like Jones was trying to pet Hughes’ mustache.

Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

She’ll be riding it later.

Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

It’s funny, when I was a kid, I would see stickers on motorcyclists helmets that would say “Free Mustache Rides”, and I would wonder what the hell it was.

 
pat says:

Bahahaha Andy =Awesome.

I actually lol’d at this comment.

 
 
 
 
 
Zack says:

kim whatd you learn from this guy [pettitte]?

aj: never too old to be dirrty

haa

 

Kim Jones: “What did you learn from this guy?” (points to Pettitte)

AJ Burnett: “You ain’t never too old to be dirty, man”

Awesome.

whozat says:

aaaaaaand that’s why Andy’s wife doesn’t like him to play in NY.

 
Salty Buggah says:

Man, Yes usually only posts a couple of interviews online, they better post all of them today.

 
Tank the Frank says:

Wouldn’t it be hilarious is Pettitte turned out to be the dirtiest, craziest player in that locker room? He’s all “gee, golly, shucks” by day and hosting coked out swingers parties at night.

 
Kristen says:

Made even more awesome by AJ’s follow-up response (paraphrased): “Man, too much stuff to talk about on TV”

 
 
 
Drew says:

Did I miss Jorge or has he not been interviewed yet?

 
desus says:

Phil Hughes with the Dirty Sanchez ’stache.

 
Mike Pop says:
Tank the Frank says:
Mike Pop says:

Going to save the motherfuckin’ world yeah!

 
 
 
crapulent says:

I missed the Swisher interview. What did he say?

Mike Pop says:

He was just stoked about being in New York and being ‘blessed’ with the opportunity to play for the Yankees. Hinske got in on it for a second and they were just all happy and yelling.

Kristen says:

Also, “champagne and eggs, that’s a good breakfast” and a shout out to the Bleacher Creatures after he swigged champagne between questions.

 
 
 

The ESPN reporter doing interviews in the Yankees’ clubhouse couldn’t look more miserable. (Not because he doesn’t like the Yankees, he just looks like he’s soaked with champagne and his eyes hurt.) Poor guy.

JMK says:

He lives under a bridge. Take it easy on the guy.

Bob Stone says:

JMK – I replied to your comment on living in the Boston area as a Yankee fan long after the thread closed. You might get a kick out of my response if you have the time or inclination to check it out. Or if you want, I can repost it here.

JMK aka The Overshare says:

Send me a link or repost it.

Bob Stone says:

Here it is:

Totally agree. I lived on the Boston North Shore for 19 years. Same experience as you. One thing that was fun was the Saturday morning Mustard & Johnson show on WEEI radio. More Yankee fans would call in than BoSox fans. It used to piss off a lot of Red Sox Nation Faithful. Long live Frank from Gloucester (where I lived).

JMK aka The Overshare says:

Yeah. They hate that kind of thing.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Souter Fell says:

The ESPN crew sounds more depressed than FOXNews after the ‘08 election. Way to be sportsfans there, ESPN.

Bob Stone says:

The bias is continuing and predictable. It’s not even surprising anymore.

 
 
Mike Pop says:

I enjoyed Al’s interview, and of course AJ’s. CC’s too, awwww fuck it I enjoyed ‘em all!

 
dkidd says:

anyone noticed mo struggling to remember nady’s name?

talking about swisher:

he’s fit in great. that guy gets hurt……………………nady gets hurt

Drew says:

Ha.. Gotta feel a little bad for X. Swish would’ve taken his job anyway but we could’ve used him when Swish went on his one month hiatus.

Bob Stone says:

He’s the Yankees Peter Best.

 
 
pete says:
 
 
Ivan says:

Wats up with Hughes rockin the 80’s porn statche.

 
Tom Zig says:

Two things:

If Boston was taking it easy and not really caring about the rest of the season, then why put Martinez in to pinch hit for Varitek…on the same note why would they pinch run for Martinez?

Magic Number is now: -1

 
Salty Buggah says:

Meh, at least they put in 3 of their shitty relievers (Ramirez, Saito, and Bard), which basically mean raising the white flag.

 
 
JMK aka The Overshare says:

So does Joba’s last start determine if he’s in the playoff rotation? Or has the first performance solidified it?

Drew says:

I think Jober just had to avoid a clunker in order to make the playoff roster.

 
Bob Stone says:

I think he looks good to be in the rotation as long as he deson’t totally screw up his next (and last) start.

 
Bob Stone says:

Sent you the repost up above about being a Yankee fan in Boston.

 
 
Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Does Gammons believe in the dentist anymore? Looks like he needs to read some teeth whitening ads on RAB.

 
Bob Stone says:

This is such a great day. Yankees clinch the AL East and best record. They sweep the Sox and even up the season record after going 0-8. They prevent the Sox from being the first team to ever celebrate in YSIII. The Jets win. The Giants win. No Yankees got hurt. The Empire is making the universe safe again for women and children.

Drew says:

New York has good sports teams.

/Espn New York’d (oh wait, that shit doesn’t exist.)

Bob Stone says:

It used to exist in a different era.

 
 
 
crapulent says:

snuggies now come with book lights. I could not be more excited.

 
Tom Zig says:

Red Sox are the first team to win the first 8 games of a season series and not win the season series

Bob Stone says:

+27. Good stat. Didn’t know that.

jay says:

Hey Bob I read earlier about you missing because of a bloody emergency. Meant to ask, did everything work out ok, you ok?

Bob Stone says:

I updated everyone and thanked you and others for your concern. Here’s the post:

Thank you Tom Zig, TSJC, Crapulent and JMK for the concern after my message about the bloody home accident. Everything is fine.

Explanation – I was pet sitting (3 dogs and 3 cats) for my sister because she had a mobile pet groomer coming to her condo but had to go out for business reasons.

The first dog got nicked in the lower eyelid but seemed ok. I went back to watch the three games (Jets, Giants, Yanks) and chat here and to prepare some info about my management consulting busines for the dog groomer (who just started his business).

Fifteen minutes later, the puppy that got knicked had left a trail of blood throughout the entire condo on the carpets, the sofas . . it was everywhere. I took care of the dog and then had to clean everything. The place looked like someone committed a murder in here.

I had to clean the blood before it set and didn’t want my sister to think I was totally irresponsible. So, an hour and half later, with the help of a carpet shampooing machine, all the blood is gone.

Right after I posted and watched the Yankees take the lead my sisher returned and I gave her the update on my exciting pet sitting experience. She felt bad that I had to do so much work to help her (she’s a great sister). So that’s the unabridged reason for the long delay in responding to you.

Net, net – I missed the entrie Jets and Giant games and most of the first five inings of the Yanks. That was beyond aggravating.

Thanks again for the concern. You guys are great.

Sorry for the rambling response. Go Jets, Go Giants, Go Yankees. AL East Champs!!!

jay says:

Ahh good to hear it man….

My dog once tried to get something out of the trash and chewed on a disposable razor blade.

I understand the crime scene imagery!!

Glad it worked out buddy!

Bob Stone says:

Thanks. Hope the dog survived.

jay says:

Oh yeah…
But he’s a danger to himself. heh
The vet told me to put flour by the wound if I could… stops the bleeding.

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Bob Stone says:

Unlike cats, dogs don’t have nine lives.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Accent Shallow says:

I’m ordinarily not one for schadenfreude, but I did read the game thread at SoSH.

 
jay says:

So besides Mo, no ESL Yanks we’re interviewed??? That can’t be right..

No Robbie, no Melky…I think they did talk to Molina, tho…

 
 
crapulent says:

New York is good at baseball and football.

Oops, sorry Mets fans.

Bob Stone says:
 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Hey, is this an open thread or do we wait for one?

Bob Stone says:

It seems open to me.

 
 
Tom Zig says:

Karl Ravech must really hate A-rod.

Salty Buggah says:
 
 
Me says:
jay says:

45% of Alaskans think he should be a reliever. I’m sold.

 
Salty Buggah says:

Wow! Not even closer anymore? Atrociously Awful!

jay says:
 
 
JMK aka The Overshare says:

If they trade him, would they get a Smoak-type bat in return?

 
Riddering says:

Thank Mo that Joba’s role isn’t decided by the democratic process.

Bob Stone says:
 
 
Accent Shallow says:

Damn, people are fucking dumb.

(The only state that doesn’t think he should be a reliever is Wyoming, and that’s because it’s split between trade/use as reliever!)

JMK aka The Overshare says:

Little Tards on the Prairie.

 
 
 
Me says:

30% of Massachusetts fans think he should get traded.

Bob Stone says:

They want him out of the division.

jay says:

+1

For Youk’s sake I suppose.

Andy in Sunny Daytona says:

Can we just call douchebags, Youkbags, from now on?

Bob Stone says:

+1 Just like Pap smears are now Papelschmears.

 
 
 
 
 
Tom Zig says:

at least Shelley Duncan didn’t say anything ridiculously inappropriate today

Jersey says:

He’s still got 4+ hours left.

 
 
Salty Buggah says:

Woohoo. Yanks clinch the best record. Broncos improve to 3-0.

 
Quikksand says:

Yankees Win.
Jets Win.
Giants win.

Perfect sunday!

 
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