Seriously, where is everyone? I know it’s a Saturday night, but damn. Anyway, no point in elaborating on anything because there’s nothing going on, so here’s the lineup.
Jeter, SS
Damon, LF
Teixeira, 1B
A-Rod, 3B
Matsui, DH
Swisher, RF
Cano, 2B
Melky, CF
Cervelli, C
And on the mound, ZZ Sabathia.