It’s the Jesus & Jorge show in Scranton

Triple-A Scranton (5-3 win over Rochester)
Greg Golson, RF: 0 for 3, 2 BB – on base 13 times in five games
Chris Dickerson, CF: 1 for 5, 1 R
Jesus Montero, C: 3 for 5, 2 R, 2 2B –11 for his last 21 (.529)
Jorge Vazquez, 1B: 4 for 5, 1 R, 2 RBI, 1 K – couldn’t make it three straight games with a homer, but this will do
Brandon Laird, 3B: 0 for 5, 1 K – just 3 for 22 (.136) on the season
Jordan Parraz, DH: 1 for 4, 1 R, 1 BB, 1 K – can you quietly hit .455?
Justin Maxwell, LF: 1 for 4, 1 3B, , 1 RBI, 1 BB, 2 K – threw a runner out at the plate
Kevin Russo, 2B: 1 for 5, 1 K
Ramiro Pena, SS: 1 for 5, 1 E (fielding) – dude’s hitting .348
Andrew Brackman, RHP: 5 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 6-2 GB/FB – 46 of 80 pitches were strikes (57.5%) … another underwhelming start from one of the Triple-A guys … George King reported in Baseball America that Brackman is making $1M this season as part of his ML deal (subs. req’d) … with Kei Igawa in AA, does this make Brackman the highest paid pitcher in Triple-A?
Lance Pendleton, RHP: 3 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 4 K, 1 WP, 1 HB, 1-2 GB/FB – 26 of 41 pitches were strikes (63.4%) … sadly, this was the best pitching performance of the night
Kevin Whelan, RHP: 1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K, 1 WP, 1-1 GB/FB – 15 of 18 pitches were strikes (83.3%)

Double-A Trenton (7-0 loss to Portland)
Bradley Suttle, 3B: 2 for 2, 1 SB, 1 HBP – he left the game two half-innings after being hit by the pitch, so I’m not sure if he’s hurt, if it’s precaution, or if he was just lifted when the score got out of hand
Everyone Else: combined 0 for 27, 2 BB, 7 K, 1 CS – Cody Johnson & Myron Leslie had the walks, Melky Mesa got cut down trying to steal … Austin Romine had the night off
Steve Garrison, LHP: 3.1 IP, 8 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 0 BB, 2 K, 4-3 GB/FB – eek
Cory Arbiso, RHP: 3.2 IP, 4 H 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 6-3 GB/FB
Pat Venditte, SHB: 1 IP, zeroes, 1 HB, 1-0 GB/FB

High-A Tampa (4-2 loss to Brevard County) they got shut down pretty well by the 47th overall pick in the 2009 draft
Abe Almonte, DH: 1 for 5, 2 K, 1 CS – he’s had at least one hit in all six games so far
Carmen Angelini, SS: 1 for 4, 1 R, 1 3B, 3 K – easily the best game of the Carmen Angelini Comeback tour
Rob Lyerly, 3B & Taylor Grote, RF: both 2 for 4 – Lyerly drove in a run … Grote whiffed
Luke Murton, 1B: 1 for 4, 1 K
Mitch Abeita, C: 0 for 3 – picked a runner off first with a snap throw
Neil Medchill, CF: 2 for 4, 1 R, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 1 K – can’t imagine this guy playing center
Brett Marshall, RHP: 5 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 0 BB, 4 K, 6-3 GB/FB – strikeouts & grounders
Kelvin Perez, RHP: 3 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 4 K, 1-4 GB/FB – second best pitching performance of the night?
Ronny Marte, RHP: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 0-2 GB/FB

Low-A Charleston (15-0 loss to Greenville)
Eduardo Sosa, CF: 1 for 5, 2 K, 1 E (fielding) – apparently the only way to stop Slade Heathcott is to take him out of the lineup
Anderson Feliz, 2B: 0 for 5, 5 K, 2 E (fielding) – the rare platinum sombrero … worst DotF performance ever?
J.R, Murphy, C & Jose Mojica, SS: both 0 for 3, 1 BB – Mojica whiffed twice
Rob Segedin, LF, Kelvin DeLeon, RF & Kelvin Castro, 3B: all 1 for 4 – Castro struck out once, Segedin twice, DeLeon thrice … Segedin & Castro each committed a fielding error
Kyle Roller, 1B: 2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 BB – very quietly hitting .500
Jose Toussen, DH: 1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 K – no Slade AND no Gary Sanchez? lame
Shane Greene, RHP: 3 IP, 7 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 2 BB, 4 K, 1 WP, 3-1 GB/FB – hasn’t exactly been a banner year for the pitchers so far … I guess it’s regression to the mean after last year
Rich Martinez, RHP: 2 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 4-0 GB/FB
Tommy Kahnle, RHP: 2 IP, 2 H, 4 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 4 K, 2-1 GB/FB
Freddy Lewis, LHP: 2 IP, 2 H, 4 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 1 K, 2-0 GB/FB – eight unearned runs out for the pen … yikes
Nathan Forer, RHP: 0.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, 1-0 GB/FB

Special Extended Spring Training Edition!
Kevin Millwood, RHP: 5 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 3 ER – he faced Phillies’ minor leaguers according to The Post … no word on the walks or whiffs, but it’s Kevin Millwood, there was probably two or three of each