Your favorite reporters on Darwin Barney’s bat

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The League Average Derek Jeter
Freddy to test finger in bullpen session

We’ve got some time to kill on a slow afternoon before tonight’s game, so enjoy. I lost it once Heyman got involved.

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The League Average Derek Jeter
Freddy to test finger in bullpen session
  • Phife Dawg

    Hahaha the Tim Kurkjian one is spot on!

    • http://twitter.com/cecala Cecala

      that one was my favorite too

  • https://twitter.com/TheRealJeromeS Jerome S.

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • FIPster Doofus

    I love Batting Stance Guy.

  • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside the Elder

    +1 on the Heyman/Damon tweet.

    Priceless.

    • http://twitter.com/tsjc68 tommiesmithjohncarlos a/k/a Ridiculous Upside the Elder

      Also, that was totally Ken Rosenthal. That wasn’t an impression, that was actually him. Nothing any of you can tell me would ever convince me otherwise, that was the real Ken Rosenthal.

      I’m sure of it.

  • jon

    lol buster olney got me

  • http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/ Xstar7

    Lol’d at Ken Rosenthal.

    The Babe Ruth one is still better.

    • Phife Dawg

      “Babe Ruth was the Babe Ruth of his generation!”

      • http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/ Xstar7

        “(sits back in chair, bites fingernail)”-Tim Lincecum

        • Pat D

          “He’s Babe Ruth, he’s really good and all.” — Lance Berkman

          “Ah-hahahahahaha (unintelligble)” — Ozzie Guillen

          • http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/ Xstar7

            “(points at camera, tussles hair)”-Dennis Eckersly

            • Pat D

              “That’s gas, that’s cheddar.”

  • The Rock

    his suit wasnt near as bad as the ones craig segar wears

  • http://bleedingyankeeblue.com Jesse

    I lost it at Rex Hudler too. But Kirkjian was priceless!

  • infernoscurse

    i think john heymans was the worst, olney and kirk were spot on

  • Andy In Sunny Daytona

    His Pedro Gomez is not effeminate enough.

  • Shuffle Cards for fun

    I just fucking died hahaha i cant stop laughing he did the Kurjian voice crack perfectly

  • Freddy Garcia’s 86 mph Heat

    Hahaha Ken Rosenthal and Buster Olney were priceless

  • http://deleted Total Dominication

    Shaughnessy in the Ruth one is amazing.

  • nsalem

    John Heyman’s great grandmother

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertha_Heyman

  • Kiersten

    This guy is fantastic. I watch the Babe Ruth one at least once a month and I still crack up every time.

  • Tyrone Sharpton

    Pedro Gomez was funny, but why no Stuart Scott/Fred Hickman impersonation?

  • Tyrone Sharpton

    And by the way does anyone else see the gay singles/naughty females advertisements on the side of the page? Just my 50 cent, but maybe get other ads in acknowledgement of children who go on the site.

    • http://johnsterling.blogspot.com/ Xstar7

      Children go on this site? Their parents better not let them read the game threads!

      • Tyrone Sharpton

        this is true, porn star