Aug
16
Your favorite reporters on Darwin Barney’s bat
By Mike AxisaWe’ve got some time to kill on a slow afternoon before tonight’s game, so enjoy. I lost it once Heyman got involved.
Categories : Whimsy
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Hahaha the Tim Kurkjian one is spot on!
that one was my favorite too
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Batting Stance Guy.
+1 on the Heyman/Damon tweet.
Priceless.
Also, that was totally Ken Rosenthal. That wasn’t an impression, that was actually him. Nothing any of you can tell me would ever convince me otherwise, that was the real Ken Rosenthal.
I’m sure of it.
lol buster olney got me
Lol’d at Ken Rosenthal.
The Babe Ruth one is still better.
“Babe Ruth was the Babe Ruth of his generation!”
“(sits back in chair, bites fingernail)”-Tim Lincecum
“He’s Babe Ruth, he’s really good and all.” — Lance Berkman
“Ah-hahahahahaha (unintelligble)” — Ozzie Guillen
“(points at camera, tussles hair)”-Dennis Eckersly
“That’s gas, that’s cheddar.”
his suit wasnt near as bad as the ones craig segar wears
I lost it at Rex Hudler too. But Kirkjian was priceless!
i think john heymans was the worst, olney and kirk were spot on
His Pedro Gomez is not effeminate enough.
I just fucking died hahaha i cant stop laughing he did the Kurjian voice crack perfectly
Hahaha Ken Rosenthal and Buster Olney were priceless
Shaughnessy in the Ruth one is amazing.
John Heyman’s great grandmother
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertha_Heyman
This guy is fantastic. I watch the Babe Ruth one at least once a month and I still crack up every time.
Pedro Gomez was funny, but why no Stuart Scott/Fred Hickman impersonation?
And by the way does anyone else see the gay singles/naughty females advertisements on the side of the page? Just my 50 cent, but maybe get other ads in acknowledgement of children who go on the site.
Children go on this site? Their parents better not let them read the game threads!
this is true, porn star