Your favorite reporters on Darwin Barney’s bat


We’ve got some time to kill on a slow afternoon before tonight’s game, so enjoy. I lost it once Heyman got involved.

Categories : Whimsy


  1. Phife Dawg says:

    Hahaha the Tim Kurkjian one is spot on!

  2. Jerome S. says:


  3. FIPster Doofus says:

    I love Batting Stance Guy.

  4. jon says:

    lol buster olney got me

  5. Xstar7 says:

    Lol’d at Ken Rosenthal.

    The Babe Ruth one is still better.

  6. The Rock says:

    his suit wasnt near as bad as the ones craig segar wears

  7. Jesse says:

    I lost it at Rex Hudler too. But Kirkjian was priceless!

  8. infernoscurse says:

    i think john heymans was the worst, olney and kirk were spot on

  9. Andy In Sunny Daytona says:

    His Pedro Gomez is not effeminate enough.

  10. Shuffle Cards for fun says:

    I just fucking died hahaha i cant stop laughing he did the Kurjian voice crack perfectly

  11. Freddy Garcia's 86 mph Heat says:

    Hahaha Ken Rosenthal and Buster Olney were priceless

  12. Shaughnessy in the Ruth one is amazing.

  13. nsalem says:

    John Heyman’s great grandmother

  14. Kiersten says:

    This guy is fantastic. I watch the Babe Ruth one at least once a month and I still crack up every time.

  15. Tyrone Sharpton says:

    Pedro Gomez was funny, but why no Stuart Scott/Fred Hickman impersonation?

  16. Tyrone Sharpton says:

    And by the way does anyone else see the gay singles/naughty females advertisements on the side of the page? Just my 50 cent, but maybe get other ads in acknowledgement of children who go on the site.

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