Game 112: “Canada, eh? Almost made it.”
ByThe Yankees haven’t won a three-game series in Toronto since May 2009, back when Marco Scutaro and Alex Rios were still Blue Jays. Injuries have complete decimated the Jays this season, especially the pitching staff. Staff ace Ricky Romero will be on the mound tonight but has seen his performance suffer in a major way, to the point where the front office is probably hoping he’s hiding a minor injury so they at least have some kind of explanation. If there was ever a time for the Bombers to take two of three from the Jays in Canada, this is it. Here’s the starting nine…
SS Derek Jeter
RF Nick Swisher
DH Mark Teixeira
2B Robinson Cano
LF Andruw Jones
3B Jayson Nix
C Russell Martin
CF Ichiro Suzuki
1B Casey McGehee
RHP Freddy Garcia
Tonight’s game is scheduled to start a little after 7pm ET and can be seen on YES. Enjoy.





“For the french fries and gravy, sir.”
“Poutin.”
Awesome title, Mike.
I think I actually like the Blue Jays somewhat.
awesome!! lmao
No Grandy?
It scares the crap out of me that our 6-7 are Nix and Martin…
Does Girardi not know of Romero’s reverse platoon split?
SHH!!!! Platoon is the only thing that matters! It doesn’t matter that he’s a change-up guy!
Anyone else see that the Yankees can spend 700k on undrafted players?
Not exactly related to this game, but the more I think about it, the more I hate that there is no check for umpires. The perfect example is Jim Joyce in Armando Gallagraga’s perfect game. He blew the call, he came out and said he blew the call, on not exactly a bang-bang play and he faced zero repercussions for it. I don’t know about you, but if I messed up at my job to that level, I would be in serious trouble.
Join a union.
I was in a union when I worked at Shoprite. I saw multiple people get go for the smallest things.
let go*
The Umpire Union is just way to strong.
If I messed up half that bad, I’d be fired.
Weak AB by Jeter. I would’ve taken the next two pitches after Romero got 3-0. For a lead off guy Jeter sure does a horrible job of taking pitches and letting the rest of the hitters see what the pitcher is throwing.
Weak AB because he swung at a hittable pitch 3-1?
No way. Let him swing. Even 3 – 0.
So is anybody going to be here, or is everybody watching the Giant game?
Anyone watching a preseason football game is not a baseball fan. Names should be taken, fines given, a token execution given to make the point.
+1
Haha…I mean if I was at home, just because it was the first live football since the Superbowl I’d probably watch the first series on offense and defense.
I’ll allow peaking. : -)
*peeking*
Ha. Scanning back and saw this and noticed someone used the wrong form and then realized it was me!
take my name. it means john and suzyn with the tv muted.
You get a pass! Multitasking also okay. It’s the total abandonment of baseball for a preseason football game.
Jete
Looking at that goofy hair on Rasmus, I wonder what the starting nine would be for a team with the worst hair — head and face — would look like?
The starting pitcher would have to be Derek Holland’s stache circa 2010 playoffs.
Perhaps Valverde the closer. Luke Scott the DH.
Youkilis as the 3B.
Prince at 1B?
Lincecum is in that rotation.
Along with Jeff Samardzija.
Nah, this is worst facial hair. Dude rocks the long hair like a stoner in a prog-rock band.
worst hair* not just facial.
On the top of the head or the face.
I dunno, it looks pretty bad to me. Then again, I just don’t like long hair on guys in any circumstance.
Meh, I feel like some guys (Timmy included) can rock long hair. It’s a lot like a mustache though, it’s a very small percentage of people who do rock it that actually can.
Must be something in the air in San Francisco.
Ha I was gonna say the same thing.
Gah who was that pitcher that had the weird design shaved into his beard?
Brian Wilson will be the closer for this team, for sure.
Yeah, Wilson actually does beat out Valverde. He’s also a better reliever. I suppose we can make Valverde the set-up man.
Axford should be the setup man.
And Werth as an OF.
Don’t forget this one from Bobby Jenks
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/.....1338902655
You win.
Yay!
I would have had Darnell McDonald and Jose Reyes on the short list, but they cut their hair. I don’t like dreads.
Don’t walk Escobar…
I sure hope the bullpen is ready to work tonight.
Quit trying to hit Robbie!
Salvador Perez is doing some great work.
Do you hate Baltimore more than Boston?
I kind of do.
Woah
Damnit Robbie TAKE THE WALK!
Robbie, you don’t just have decide to swing before the pitch leaves the hand.
Nice AB, Cano!
Mathis looks like he is having fun out there.
Bahaha, the first pitch to Druw was basically right down the middle according to Gameday.
MATHIS!!!
Yeah!! Let’s give Freddy some runs!!!!!!!!
I’ve got the runs!
Finally a defensive miscue in our favor. Great bunt.
Great result, terrible process. It should’ve been two on via the walk. and you bunt first pitch to give away an out?
With a guy who is 5-7 of the pitcher lifetime?
you’re right but the binder says bunt…
All hail The Binder!!!
JASON NIX’S BUNT TURNED THE SEASON AROUND!
/no?
LOL
I hope Mike Scioscia saw that.
We get a break early. About time. Keep the line moving..
Heh. Mathis. Is it me or does it seem like teams just don’t make errors anymore when they play the Yankees like they used to? Yay luck!
I kind of feel bad for Romero.
I don’t. If he was a Yankee I would.
So do I. I always liked him, thought he was very underrated. I had on my fantasy team for 2010 and 2011. But very glad I didn’t draft him this year.
MOAR RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!
All Ichiro career stats are meaningless. They’re almost all from when was good.
Fortunately he’s still tough to double up.
Yep, one thing he hasn’t lost is his legs, also I think he should be stealing here.
Machado sucks.
Home pitcher getting booed when he throws over.
That is pretty bad.
What is that guy in the stands yelling? Anyone else hear that?
He was yelling at Casey Mccccgeeeeheeeee (nope, won’t learn how to spell it), saying was heading back to the minors. Odd guy to pick on.
Perhaps someone from the McGee clan upset with how his name is spelled.
Sounds like Carton to me.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q.....,s:0,i:100
Bahaha, great picture. What’s even happening though?
Haha I’m guessing just a really crazy shot of a ridiculous attempt to avoid the slide on a DP.
C’mon, McGhee!!!!
Steal Ichiro!!
Dammit Casey…
Omar Quintinilla is such a bitch
He was annoying as fuck on the Mets.
Please don’t let Romero settle down. It’s only the 2nd inning and Sweaty Freddy is pitching.
I don’t disagree, but I don’t get why these posts come up when Freddy is pitching and not Nova (whom Freddy has been pitching better than since returning from the BP)
fug
Grr.
That was a shot
Game thread is dead.
Combo of Friday night and Giants pre-season game, I’d wager.
I agree…also, it’s early, and the team winning.
RIght, the trolls haven’t arrived yet.
Well it’s the afternoon where I’m at.
Westcoaster?
Indeed.
California, or Washington? Cause I was talking to my friend who lived in Seattle for a couple years, for some reason she thinks I would fit the vibe there perfectly.
I live in Northern California.
I hear it’s beautiful there…I really need to get out to the West Coast.
Some parts are. Like everywhere there are nice places and not so nice places.
Of course, but I’m talking more weather wise than anything. From what I understand you guys barely get what the rest of the country knows as “winter.” Maybe you in NorCal get it more than SoCal, but still it doesn’t get brick cold with feet of snow in October (Like it did last year in the NNJ area)
The NFL will do that
If Toronto scores a couple it will get busy in here.
Stupid fucking asshole Moustakas
Hahahahah.
Hahaha Romero is probably livid, huh?
They showed his reaction, he was seriously pissed.
NICE!!!!!!!
First game of a series. Pitcher chased by the… what do you think? End of the fourth?
I like.
He still has an out to get here in the third.
May it come as the result of a 16-pitch at bat…
to Martin.
Eh, that should have read “to Cano”. Moment passed.
So maybe the shift isn’t so great.
Force the throw, make things happen.
It’s entertaining to watch the other team’s defensive problems.
Romero needs to calm the fuck down. His body language probably isn’t making his teammates and coaches too happy.
If he was a Yankee i’d agree with you, but since he’s our current opponent, I want him to be as rattled as possible.
Fuck Romero Freddy needs to give us a shut down inning
Jones strikes out too much.
Romero’s reverse split is so evident in this game. Righties having a hard time with those breaking pitches in. Girardi needs to stop being so old school.
GirardiEvery manager needs to stop being so old school.Such is life.
Joe Maddon would stack his lineup with lefties.
One guy does not make the other 29 “old school”.
Yeah, it can’t be “old school” when it’s still practiced by almost all managers today.
Argh. Meredith’s voice is so whiny. Like nails on a chalkboard!
Her voice sounds fine to me.
Excellent report by Meredith!
Did she show her boobies? if not, then I don’t know how it could be excellent, her voice makes puppies commit suicide.
Her shirt did seem to accentuate them nicely.
Her voice sounds perfectly fine to me.
Anyway, it was a good report on A-Rod’s progress.
hmm..do share any details.
He is taking ABs with his hands in some different position and with a special thing on his wrist and is making good progress.
hmm…I don’t like that he’s moving his hands around. Alex seems the type to need his swing perfect to be productive.
It might not have been real ABs, but just swinging the bat. I think it’s more like physical therapy than real baseball swings.
We could have had Yankee fan Jenny Dell instead of MM.
I’d include Banuelos in the deal.
Seriously. She is all sorts of smokin’.
Meredith is really cute, but holy schnikes, Jenny Dell is gorg.
Jays has a lot of outfielders, big leaguers and prospects alike. I wonder what their plan is for guys like Gose and Marisnick.
Marisnick won’t be ready until late next season or the beginning of 2014 right? He’s in AA? Gose LF, Rasmus CF, Bautista RF.
I hit a baseball so I look like a slob. I don’t change my underwear or shower.
Nice…a shut down inning!
Srsly. I was concerned that Freddy was just burning through pitches and was gonna be gone in five innings, even with a lead, but he seems to have settled in.
Always nice to leave their best hitter on deck.
So bbref has Romero’s nickname as RR Cool Jay. Worst nickname ever.
Nah, Pablo Sandoval has the two worst nicknames, Fat Ichiro, and Round Mound of Pound.
And then he has a supremely-awesome Kung Fu Panda name.
This is awkward…
I thought he was Kung Fu Panda. Which is also terrible.
according to BRef he’s all 3.
I thought he was Kung Fu Panda?
Was the Yunel bunt single a good one, or did he just take Nix by surprise?
Nice shut down inning.
So, I’ve concluded that either:
1) Michael Kay hates Canada, in which case I hate that big-headed bastard.
OR
2) Michael Kay doesn’t have a valid passport and is too cheap to get it validated.
—-
Trivia question answers – Blue Jays (duh), Tigers, Marlins.
It’s actually 3. He doesn’t do road games that aren’t in Boston or Tampa.
He probably has to pay extra on international flights because he has to check his giant head in as a second piece of luggage.
Dbacks instead of Tigers.
Well, it’s not the Dbacks either, they’ve only won once, but holy shit, I forgot Detroit lost in ’06.
Totally forgot the Pirates were 3-0 overall.
SMH I missed the “multiple”
“Littering aaand… littering aaand…”
Smokin’ the reefer.
Now as punishment, Rabit and I are gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag!
No way Swisher gets a huge deal with the year he’s had, right?
No, not a huge deal. But that could be a good thing, depending on who his replacement options are.
I’d take him on a Wllingham-esque deal 3 years/$25MM but anything more and I say the Yanks should let him walk. His ISO and walks have gone down while his strikeout rate is up. Yet he’s still better than most RFs out there.
I’m in the Justin Upton camp, but outside of that I can’t really think of anyone else who would be an upgrade. I’d love Swish back on a Willingham-esque deal.
I want either Upton or Swish.
by that I mean Justin, BJ, or Swish.
I’m down for that. I think BJ was so overrated at first that when he didn’t appear to meet those expectations, he actually became underrated.
Get me an Upton, or bring back Swish.
Not a huge deal. And not with the Yankees.
Nop. Although he’s .255/.359 WRSP and .295/.404 WRSP/2outs. I thought he was a lot worse.
Boston, Marlins, Toronto.
Pirates; Boston lost ’67/’75/’86
Ah shit good work.
It probably helped me that I was actually around for all of them (though young in 1960). Advancing age for once pays off.
Why couldn’t they lose 04 and 07? The fucking Cardinals and Rockies didn’t even put up a fight.
I’m not saying it was a modern day Black Sox scandal…but I am saying it was.
Delayed tonight. What did I miss?
Romero has been all over the place, just about as many balls as strikes, and before this inning Freddy’s been pretty good.
Any Cinnamon Raisin Bagel sightings?
God damn it Paul. I was just saying earlier today that I haven’t had a good bagel since I moved to DC, and now you reminded me
Haha. I’m headed to Jersey tomorrow for 3 days. {DSO concert and Craft Beer Festival in Mercer Cty Park tomorrow!! woo hoo!} Hope to find some good bagels in Jersey!!!
You will. I miss good bagels. And pizza. And Chinese food. DC needs to step up its game!
Chicago too. They bake this thing that looks like a Caserole and they call it Pizza. Dumbasses.
I had one just the other day, and it was delicious. Also JJ, don’t be too sad, there is no such thing as a good bagel outside of Northern New Jersey.
Ugh, so I’m discovering. I have the week after Labor Day off, planning on splitting it between visiting family in Jersey and friends in Boston. While I’m in Jersey, I think I’m going to buy a lifetime supply of bagels and keep them in my thoroughly oversized freezer.
Ahem, damn good bagels on Long Island and in NYC too.
Stop it Freddy!
Damnit Freddy!!!
HERE COME THE TROLLS!!
The Royals fucking suck.
Enough of this shit. Put in Phelps.
Fucking Freddy.
Fuckin Sweaty Freddy not even good for 5.
This inning is going swell.
mike, your friend kelly johnson’s getting on my nerves.
Hope Joe doesn’t leave him in to long. Get Phelps up
Get Phelps Up? Someone is calling for you.
*Up
/had to
Are you seriously going to walk Omar Vizquel…?
I’m legitimately disappointed that we only scored 3 runs off Romero. Also why is Garcia in the rotation still? Phelps is wasting away…
Right, we should have 6 or 7 off him by now. They’re probably saving Phelps for the stretch.
Meh, Freddy’s been fine since he got put back in the rotation. There’s not much evidence that Phelps would be much better.
I fucking hate Manny Machado.
I thought he sucked earlier?
He does. He is going to be a huge bust. Same with Bundy.
Get used to saying that for the next 7 years or so…
C’mon, Freddy! One more out!
That was a painful swing from Vizquel.
Thank god for the offensively inept Vizquel.
Yeah!
Good job working out of that with limited damage oh Sweaty One.
More runs.
Good to see Mathis’ Yankee killing ability hasn’t traveled with him to Toronto.
Was the Yunel bunt a good one or did it just take the Yankees by surprise?
Romero’s settled down and Freddy’s unsettling. ARGH
You call giving up a run for a 5 starter unsettling?
We really made Romero work in that inning.
This is going to be one of those games where we didn’t take advantage of a struggling pitcher early and then let him settle down and lose isn’t it?
Why are you so negative? Can’t you just enjoy the game.
That’s illegitimately hard for some people.
Still. Even Greg gets excited sometimes.
Greg has changed. He now has this weird overly-positive out look on everything. I don’t get it at all…
I’d like to think that is our influence
But in reality, he probably just got laid or something.
Managing expectations?
Sorry. I’m just an extreme pessimist. I don’t mean to be a drag but sometimes I can’t help it.
Please have an easy inning, Freddy.
Freddy’s pitches look like they have no “pop”, like they’re just lobs or something.
Whatever!
Oh god Ma and Pa and Mark are talking about Phelps to the pen in a permenant way. Same argument people used for Joba, the stuff plays up, the adrenaline and all that stuff.
He’s getting Noesi’d.
He’s going to be included in a trade for a young stud (hopefully bat instead of arm this time) this off season? Sign me up.
Justin Upton?
*dreams*
It sucks that we don’t have a legit top 5 in baseball prospect to help get a Justin Upton type like we did in Montero.
True. Montero in particular might have been a tougher sell to a team that can’t use the DH though.
I was just using Montero as an example as a top 5 prospect type guy, but yeah I could see why getting him to NL team for a legit player would have been tough. I just wish Banuelos had been totally healthy the past two years and improved as we hoped…he could either be starting w/ the big club come September or used in a trade for a Justin Upton or CarGo(total pipe dream)
Yeah, Banuelos’ injury sucked for several reasons. I know he’s still very young, especially for AAA, so his stock probably didn’t take that much of a hit. But it probably took enough of a hit to not be the headliner of a trade package. Oh well.
I think the Yanks will try to keep Phelps and trade Nova.
If Nova keeps this up, they’d be selling low on Nova. I dunno what they’d do, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they traded Phelps while his value was relatively high.
Even with Nova’s recent struggles, he’d still have to profile as at least a mid rotation guy in the NL West. (Yeah talking about for Upton)
I’d definitely include Nova for Upton.
sigh
Quick, someone call in with a question about ordering pizza online!
Woah. 3.95 ERA since returning? Damn I look dumb.
Freddy? His reputation from April has been preceding him a bit too much around here, especially with regards to Phelps.
Some people want the #5 to pitch like a top-of-the-rotation guy.
Freddy is fine for his role. Be nice if the Yankees would score a few more runs when he pitches, including in this game.
Rasmus looks like he just walked off the set of the Partridge Family.
Nix does something good here.
He is a baseball player after all.
Nix will hit a home run.
If you would have told me at the start of the season Jayson Nix would be hitting ahead of Ichrio and Martin I’d have laughed in your face, histarically.
They’re saying that A-Rod also threw a football today.
Makes sense, when I sprained my wrist they had me grip and throw a football as part as PT. It’s bigger so it’s easier to grip and gets your wrist used to putting pressure on things.
Cool. That’s what I figured.
Trust me, not cool. The first few times it feels like spraining your wrist for ten minutes at a time…ugh did that suck.
5IP, 2ER from the #5 starter? Granted he isn’t facing the toughest of lineups with the injuries, but I’ll take that every time.
I’m not a huge Freddy Garcia fan, but I don’t understand all the Phelps should be starting talk – while I’d like the kid to get a shot at some point, it’s not like Freddy is pitching poorly as a 5th starter.
7 starts since the beginning of July and he’s given up more than 3ER one time. ONE time.
+1.
+2
This is awesome, Freddy!
You pretty much summed up my opinion here as well. In a vacuum, I would love to see Phelps get a shot. But Freddy has been perfectly serviceable, and I doubt Nova would get the boot for Phelps (at least at this point in time). If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Shit Jayson, get it together!
Martin and McGeehe have similar batting stances and at mannerisms at the plate. Just an observation.
Kenny just thinks all white guys look alike.
Although MagHehey (whatevs) is as white as a man can be.
Sigh…this went from it looked like Romero would be out by the end of the 4th to there’s a chance he gets through the 7th. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy we’re still winning, but wtf happened?
We have only two guys who hit for avg.
Actually, wouldn’t working the count and taking walks be better for raising the pitch count?
Luke Hochevar=bust
Freddy’s done the job once again. It’s time to look at sending Nova down to AAA and letting Phelps take that role. Freddy has been keeping us in ballgames, Nova couldn’t keep us in a game where he was spotted a 7 run lead. If Nova struggles again this series send him down immediately.
Four pitch inning for Sweaty Freddy. Shut my mouth.
FaceBook is evil.
Bring in Phelps!
BOOOOOO FOX Business Network.
Straighten the brim of your hat Ricky. That’s bush league!
Freddy might go 7
Machado is just setting up the Orioles for disappointment in the future.
Hochevar sucks.
…he’ll be a good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scVJL19akH0 (safe)
4 pitch inning, nice.
Really. That’s as sweaty as I’ve seen Sweaty, and he threw four pitches.
I repeat. More runs.
This game is flying by.
Four pitch inning.
Well, thanks Jays.
The Orioles broadcast said the same guy caught both of Machado’s home runs.
Remember when Montero hit his first two home runs off of Jim Johnson?
/cries
/puts on the Cure pandora and starts writing poems
Why do you hate the Orioles so much? Even if Machado is legit and becomes a great 3rd baseman/Short stop they’re still 4 position players and a closer, the rest of the team is held together with duck tape and wishes.
I hate Orioles fans so much. I hope they never see a winner in their lives.
Pretty much. They pretty much NEED Bundy to work out if they have a prayer in the near future.
I would not give back either of those HR balls to Machado.
Freddy’s checking out RAB between innings!
Not that I expected Cole de Vries to do anything tonight, considering he sucks, but still…
7 runs in 1 IP against the putrid Rays offense. Well done.
Big inning let’s go…
3 of the last 5 AB’s have been 1 pitch outs…
I wanted to start Machado in Fangraphs: The Game today but he wasn’t an option. I went with Nix instead. ugh
Is there any way to find out what the historical MLB average is for runs ultimately scored from bases loaded and no outs?
2.25
Thanks! How did you find this?
You know what this game is missing?
A 6-3 putout.
Someone hit an insurance home run already
Well, based on the two last half innings, this game should be over in six minutes.
Ugh…. I know Johnson has hit Garcia well, but he’s under 80 pitches.
I feel ya, that sucks. But If Girardi leaves Garcia in, and Johnson hits another homer, half the people here would be calling for Girardi’s head on a spike.
This is definitely true. I kinda like the “squeak-a-quality-start-out-of-Garcia-with-a-lead-then-get-out-of-dodge” strategy.
I agree, anytime you get a quality start from Freddy, unless he’s only thrown like 65-70 pitches you count your blessings and go to the pen.
Yeah. If there’s a deficit or a big lead, then I might leave him in, but if it’s a tie/close lead then why not cash out your chips when you’re ahead.
If it’s tied, I see could see Joe letting him start the 7th to maybe try to get him the win, cause as much as they shouldn’t pitchers and managers think about it, with a short leash.
Interesting move to put in Logan.
One run game, a guy with Johnson’s power up? I’m cool with it.
Freddy went 6/ 80 pitches. I’m cool with it too.
It worked out well!
It must have been fun to be one of Swisher’s classmates in sixth grade.
probably a lot like being friends with him now.
you know still plays transformers.
I think they removed Freddy because they were concerned he might be having a coronary event based on his sweat factor last inning.
He needed IV fluid replenishment.
So who do we go to after Logan?
Joba.
Joba or D-Rob, I’d imagine.
Joba!
Boone for 2/3, Jobber for 1/3, Phelps for 2/3, Rapada for 1/3, Robertson for the close.
Soriano unavailable?
Soriano’s not available today?
I’m just guessing. He has thrown 2 straight days and yesterday for 4 outs. He might be available, I don’t know.
He threw an inning and a third yesterday, allowed two baserunners in the process and had to have thrown at least 35 pitches. I doubt he’s available.
Yeah, probably so.
hmm…according to the Bullpen Workload page he actually only threw 14, but two consecutive days so I guess they could go to him, but only if they NEED to.
You guys might be right, but it almost seems that Girardi’s comfort in removing Garcia with such a low pitch count might suggest Soriano is available.
Yeah, they were the longest 14 pitches ever. Only threw 12 in the ninth.
It felt like so much longer.
Obligatory Mathis double coming up?
Joba has been batting practice since he has come back. Not sure I like bringing him in.
I’m a little nervous too, but I think “batting practice” is overstating things.
Joba better step up here. He sucked in his last 3 appearances
Thank you for not murdering Cano there Ichiro.
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
That was an important out for a number of reasons.
Batting practice IMO!
Well at least the velocity concerns from his first outing should be gone.
Yeah, three straight appearances all 95+. Throwing harder than he has in a few years.
Command still off, but I’d rather have high velocity and weak command than the other way around. The command will return.
Right, command is typically the primary issue for guys recovering from TJS. That doesn’t worry me.
Tex!!!!!!
God damn it. MLB.TV is further behind than I thought. I figured refreshing while MLB.TV was still on a commercial break would be safe from ruining anything.
Lol, the comp/radio barely got back in time to cover it.
Crushed it!
TEX!!!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeLOLbar
hahahahah!
Kenny Singleton has some fantastic timing.
Brian, do you cry yourself to sleep?
I have already come out and said that Teixeira has won me over this year. But he was the second least clutch player in all of baseball the last two years and was the dictionary definition of a stat padder 2010-2011, which is what originally caused the hate.
Tex message: We’re insured
John Flaherty would know about the “sit and spin” style.
high leverage much, teix?
Remember when an unending amount of posts focused only on what’s wrong with Mark Teixeira?
He’s .250/.370 WRSP and .125/.250 WRSP/2 outs this year. Not too great.
Cherry pick away.
Tex really needs to consider dropping a bunt down the 3rd base line when leading off an inning late in the game
…..or hit it over the fence
It looked like Cano said something to the first baseman there, and it didn’t look friendly. ???
D-Rob is warming up now for the bottom of the 8th. So that must imply Soriano for the 9th, right?
BASEBALL PLAYER
Boink!
KeLOLly Johnson
Well there’s something I don’t think I’ve ever seen.
Wow…Sterling called a catch. Please someone tell me what happened?
Johnson reached up to catch a soft liner and he missed it and it hit him in the head…pretty funny.
It hit him right in the face and bounced to the left fielder. He whiffed on the catch.
He was going back on the play too. Like running to centerfield. Easy play though.
Ummm, an infielder decided to play soccer and used his head to driect the ball to left field.
fuuuuuuuuu sounds like I missed a very amusing play.
You will want to look it up when you get home
That was awesome.
Off his face!
Right off the noggin.
DOINK
It’s going as a hit. Must have felt sorry for Kelly.
Come on Ichiro, time for your hit of the day.
Johnson just got Rafael Palmero’d!
That’s more like it!
Huge hit! Any chance they could let Joba continue now?
This is fucking awesome!!!
Ichiro, my favorite Nip.
Is that you, Greg?
Are you fucking kidding with this shit????
………………………
WE IN DIS BITCH
Clutch hit from I-chiro.
That should be the game now. Good job to capitalize on the mishap.
Ichiro is clutch. Now we won’t need Soriano.
I hope you’re right.
Nice slide.
3 RBIs…oh and one hit!
Ichy!!! I have to go to the bus now…this has been such a nice thread though
It has. Awesome perk to the Yankees winning
Has there been some cool conversation that I have been missing?
Any thread that is lacking in troll presence (read: Yankees winning) is a good thread.
Wow….nice slide by Martin there.
casey mcgehee: bats ninth; eats clean-up.
Oh hellz yeah!
Joba = 8, Robertson = 9 (unless Joba gets in trouble in the 8th)
I’d rather not use Robertson if we can avoid it.
Yeah, 4 run lead now. Let’s let Joba go again and piece the rest together. Unless the lead gets shorter, of course.
Probably right, might Rapada/Eppley it if it stays at 4 runs.
Say what you want to about Ichiro, but 9 RBIs in two weeks is not bad.
stuart a agrees.
But his slugging % sucks. Ichiro is just a punch and judy hitter!
Ike Davis >
Dammit. Beat me to it.
And he had less RBIs than Ike Davis.
Russell!!!!!
In the back door!
I don’t even want to know where the potential jokes could go.
Is that a request for Russell, Betty?
Hee . . . Couldn’t resist that one. . .
Joe Mauer must feel like an Island on the Twins.
Hope we don’t have to use Robbie or Sori. Let’s go Joba.
Granderson in for defense lol
So the guy who caught Machado’s HR balls is a 15 year old who lives in the UAE
That’s awesome.
I endorse Joe Girardi’s management of this game.
This move makes sense. That was a decent ground ball for Joba, and don’t let him get in all kinds of trouble after pitching well.
So if Granderson came in for McGehee…. why didn’t he have Granderson hit for him?
Can’t stand when Girardi does that.
They were facing a lefty. McGehee has great numbers against lefties.
?
Delabar’s a righty last I checked….
Oops. My bad.
Wow real short hook for Joba. I thought he’d be allowed another batter.
I liked the move. Take him out after getting one out and a good ground ball.
I’m not opposed to it. I probably would have left him in to see if he can limit the inning to one base runner, but it worked out and it’s not a big enough deal for me to care.
Now Gose understands stat padding.
Gose is playing kinda reckless right now, but that’s probably because DRob isn’t holding him on.
I guess that’s okay. I have Gose active on my fantasy teams for steals.
Jeez that Gose kid is fast.
What the fuck Robertson.
He wants Soriano to opt out, of course.
Brutal David
Let’s not make this too interesting, mmmK.
Come on.
No more nonsense.
Now fucking Robbie throws over wtf
4 run lead and he throws a breaking ball on 3-2 pitch.
what?
Not so sharp lately, since the dl stint, certainly not like last year. And still the walk-itis tendencies. Really not (yet) closer material.
Exactly.
D-Rob?
That’s exactly what he did last year. Houdini.
That inning was way too efficient for him.
Outside of that crazy lucky inning for the Tigers the other day, he’s only allowed 4 ER in 22 IP since coming off the DL.
But…but..narratives are so much more fun!
TomH just said Robbie hasn’t been as sharp after coming off the DL as he was last year. Seems about right. See for example
http://www.yankeeanalysts.com/.....sion-42510
Yeah, that works.
Excellent! DP!
Swisher wasn’t even on the bag lol
If he wasn’t, but was literally by the width of a hair. Replay isn’t even conclusive.
*If he wasn’t *it* was
Swish wasn’t on the bag.
That’s a break.
We’ll take that exchange
From the YES-MO, it appears that his toe was on the bag.
Oh look a curveball. I thought DRob had scrapped that pitch.
In other news, it looks like the demise of Doc Halladay might have been slightly exaggerated.
My fantasy team appreciates that.
Ugh I wish the demise of Dan Haren took that route.
He’s had a few issues this year. If it continued into next season, then I’d start to believe the demise has started. One season is not enough for someone at his level. Even if he has lost velocity, I’d still wait and see if I might reinvent himself to compensate, similar to Moose his last year.
Yeah, if anyone can adjust, it’s Doc.
AWSEOM!!!!!!!!!!
Laptop thief throws a complete game.
Wow, how the Tribe have fallen.
He’s been pitching well of late after a horrendous start. He and Nova are going oppo directions.
But too bad the Sox are going nowhere.
I’ve always viewed him and Hughes as a rival twosome. Big righties and former 1st rounders out of high school. Nova gets Doubront – international signing not expected to be much but has had surprising success at the major league level.
Fuck both teams really.
Jeter just cost us $12.5 MM next year. Not a team player. If only we had a Chad Qualls type to bring in to start the 9th to pick Jeter up.
Another four times on base today for Slade.
Cone is by far YES best color commentator.
Yup.
Imagining Cone reading Fifty Shades of Grey is almost as funny as imagining Micheal Kay reading The Story of O.
I actually face-palmed when he mentioned it. And then told my confused father ‘you really don’t want to know.’
Haha wow the Jays knew Robbie would have the green light.
Nix took that SO pretty hard.
I really really like Nix. He’s a passable shortstop, he’s got some pop, and he can hit lefties. I really hope they keep him around. Nunez has a bit of a higher offensive ceiling but he’s also a catastrophe in the field.
Pop quiz: without looking, guess Ken Singleton’s age.
53
Holy shit. I wasn’t even close.
My thoughts exactly.
64
Pretty close.
wow, I was thinking low 50s at most
Prediction: Jeff Mathis will pitch for the Jays this series.
Way to stick your arm right out there and block that pitch, Russell!!
Haha yeah, he definitely leaned into that a bit.
LOL at that. Russell is a MAN!
A man with a huge hard-shell protector on his arm that he stuck out to take the pitch.
Now, now. The protector’s on his elbow. The ball hit his upper arm.
Time for an Ichi ban slam!
They hit Russell! Those bastards.
Kill them all, Betty.
Get those nailbreakers!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game has been very entertaining.
The Ichiro pick up was the best trade Cashman has ever made.
I wouldn’t go that far. I like the trade though.
What is his best trade? Swisher?
Not trading for Ubaldo.
Heh true that.
An hour and a few minutes ago we were in the 7th inning.
Damn shift. That woulda been 2 more RBIs.
Where’s Chad Qualls when you need him?
Chad Qualls would make this game interesting again.
Then we could go to Soriano for a cheap save. 2 Goals this season:
1. Win the World Series
2. Jack Soriano’s save total so far up that it would be fiscally irresponsible for him to not opt-out.
w?@keithlaw TMI. “@sarahmcox: I’m vaguely terrified that David Cone has read 50 Shade of Grey.”
Yeah, do we have a junk reliever?
Apparently it’s Rapada tonight.
Kinda shows how Phelps is moving up in the pecking order.
Swisher?
I mean, Phelps is sort of a jack-of-all-trades.
I really like Rapada.
Way to immediately balk and make me look like a fucking idiot.
Balks are cool.
And then allow a base hit.
He was doing his job of playing the part of the junk reliever!
Joe doesn’t. WTF with the pitching change???
Yikes Raul
LOLrd VoLOLdemort.
Hey, you’re home. And the Yankees scored runs while you were on the bus.
Theory = proved.
Yeah, but Joba/Robertson had some trouble in the 8th
btw, is it Jobay or Chamby or Chamberlainy?
Probably Joby, if I had to guess.
justin came pre-nicknamed. if you’ve already been tagged by your toddler little sister you’re exempt from joe’s, er, endearments.
Wow Ibanez has looked unbelievably bad the last two games.
Before the season if you had told me the Yankees regular LF would have been Raul Ibanez I might have cried.
Is it really necessary to match up for Jeff Mathis with a 7 run lead and 2 outs in the ninth inning?
It would hurt Cody’s feelings to be left out.
Ibanez really is inept in the field.
I was really hoping they could burn Voldemort’s glove after Ichiro arrived. But Andruw’s gone in the tank.
Jenny Dell ?@JennyDellNESN
Bobby Valentine said Will Middlebrooks headed for X-rays (right wrist). Said he was hit “straight on bone and in a lot of pain.” #RedSox
Well at least they kept Youkilis who has filled in admirably for Ortiz at DH, and at first the couple of days AGon went down and the bunch of game Middlebrooks missed earlier.
Oh wait they didn’t want a bench player and decide to pay him to go away to keep Bobby V happy.
Good thing Chavez isn’t in the field. Eppley can pitch with no fear now.
While I’m sure Girardi will have some pitch count justification (so Rapada is available tomorrow), this move is just ridiculous.
Bringing in a righty made absolutely perfect sense with two outs.
Up 7 runs? With 2 out? I assume this is sarcasm?
Are you really suggesting you need the platoon advantage against Jeff Mathis with a 7 run lead (and a lefty on deck)
Cashman angry they blew the save opp for Soriano. Heads will roll.
nah, the rest of the bull pen will just suck to get the ball to him again.
I was beginning to wonder if they were trying to rebuild the save for him.
For fuck’s sake. Please end this now.
You’re forgetting the penultimate goal this season: Get Soriano as many saves as possible.
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#untuck?
Good win. Keep the streak going tomorrow.
Wait…why is Eppley’s shirt still tucked in?
I’m confused.
Bad boxer shorts.. Didn’t know he be there. It’s understandable.
Good game and good thread, boys (and Betty).
Go Yanks!
Game threads are always more fun during wins like these.
Adios, fellow Yankee fans!